Chapter 480: General meeting about Yi Zhong being splashed with shit in the toilet at sea

Chapter 480: General meeting about Yi Zhong being splashed with shit in the toilet at sea

"Everyone is here. Whose child just used firecrackers to blow up the toilet? Do you know how serious a crime he committed?"

"I've ruined his reputation. People have chased me outside the yard and are asking me who did it!"

"Look at what a wicked thing this guy did. I am too embarrassed to even mention it. As the head of the courtyard, I feel really sad!"

"Do you know that because of this, our courtyard will not be able to get the Excellent Siheyuan Award?"

Yi Zhonghai started with a long speech with a serious face.

There was no way Yi Zhonghai would tell the truth about how he was covered in shit, so he could only make up a story to find the murderer.

"Uncle, our courtyard can never be awarded as an excellent courtyard house." Xu Damao interrupted at the right time.

Yi Zhonghai glared at Xu Damao, slammed the table and shouted:

"Is it worth mentioning that we can't get the Outstanding Courtyard? I got the news that if our courtyard can settle down this year and not cause any trouble, it is very likely to get the Outstanding Courtyard."

"Now that there is such a commotion, how can we get it? Are we going to have to spend the New Year in misery next year?"

After saying that, Yi Zhonghai spread his hands and threw the problem back to everyone.

Hearing this, everyone fell silent. It would have been fine if they didn't talk about the New Year, but once they talked about it, everyone's faces drooped. This year was indeed not good enough.

"Luckily, people gave me Yi Zhonghai some face and didn't report it to the street office. Otherwise, this excellent courtyard house would be gone, and the reward would be gone, understand?"

This remark immediately aroused everyone's anger.

"Whose kid did this? This is not a decent thing to do. I finally sent Jia Zhang away, and now he's coming back. If today's reward is gone, you have to compensate me!"

"That's right, whose kid did this? If you don't want the reward, I do!"

"If you want to hurt others, don't hurt us."

Suddenly, everyone was united in their hatred of the enemy.

Seeing that the trend was set, Yi Zhonghai stopped hesitating.

"Whoever did it, please come forward and admit it. Don't hurt anyone. Tell us why you did it. Explain clearly."

"I'll take him to apologize to him later. If he accepts my apology, I can let this matter go and pretend it never happened."

"If they don't accept it, find a way to solve it yourself!"

Yi Zhonghai speaks in a unique way, and there is something interesting about him.

"I feel like I've heard this line of speech before." Li Kailang frowned slightly as he listened to Yi Zhonghai's words.

Isn’t this the rhetoric that the old leader in the previous life often used?

First trick the person out, find out the whole story, and then punish him severely.

As for letting bygones be bygones, just listen to it. It would be terrible if you take it seriously.

Anyone who really comes out and admits it is an idiot.

Seeing that there was no movement at the scene, Yan Bugui echoed again: "Whoever's child did the good deed, please stand up and don't hurt everyone."

Everyone just looked at each other, but no one stood up to admit it.

Bang Geng was so scared by the serious scene that he immediately hid behind Qin Huairu and didn't dare to look at Yi Zhonghai.

In the dark environment, no one could see his panicked eyes and trembling body.

Yi Zhonghai knew what was going on. There were only seven or eight children in the yard, so it would be easy to check them out.

But what he wanted to know was whether he was unlucky or the child did it on purpose.

There is a huge difference between the two.

If it was the former, at most he would scold the child and ask the parents to apologize, and then the matter would be over. After all, he was just a child, and as a moral person, he couldn't do anything to him.

But if it was done intentionally, then the meaning is completely different. It means that the whole family is hostile to him and it must be instigated by the parents. He has to be on guard.

Yi Zhonghai looked at the silent crowd and said, "What? You dare not admit it? Do you think you will be alright if you don't stand up?"

Everyone spoke in unison and looked at each other, trying to find the culprit.

"That's right, come out and admit it quickly, don't hurt everyone. You don't want the reward, but my family still needs it. We can't even get enough to eat, so we rely on that little bit of food."

"Come out and admit it now, don't waste everyone's time."

Who can be in a good mood if they encounter such a thing as throwing shit all over someone? How can anyone do such a wicked thing?

Yan Bugui saw that no one came forward and guessed that it was not the kids in their yard who did it.

"Uncle, how can you be sure that this child is from our yard?"

Yi Zhonghai said, "They chased us to the gate of our yard, and passers-by pointed them out one by one. How could they be wrong?"

"I think the child made a mistake and is deliberately not admitting it. Isn't this hurting everyone?"

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's confidence, Yan Bugui nodded and said, "Uncle, I don't think this is a good idea. Why don't we ask everyone one by one?"

"If we eliminate them one by one, we can eliminate them as well."

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai nodded, "This is a good idea."

After saying that, Yi Zhonghai glanced at everyone, especially the children.

"Tell me what your children were doing just now. Uncle San, let's start with your family. What was Jie Kuang doing just now?"

Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Yan Bugui said, "Jie Kuang has been staying at home doing his homework and has never gone out. Our family is together."

Everyone nodded, and Yi Zhonghai looked at the next person, "Second Uncle, what was Guangfu doing just now?"

"Like Uncle Three, they all stay at home to do their homework. These two brothers stay together."

"Okay." Yi Zhonghai nodded and asked the next one.

As he asked one question after another, Jia Dongxu's expression looked a little strange.

He remembered the kid Banggeng, who ran home in a hurry, curled up in the quilt, and smiled foolishly.

He originally thought that Banggeng had gone crazy playing outside and just came back, but he didn't expect that he would do such a thing as blowing up the manure pit.

"What a pity, why didn't you stab Yi Zhonghai." Jia Dongxu sighed and turned his head to look at Qin Huairu.

Qin Huairu's expression was exactly the same as his. They both thought that Bang Geng was the one who did it. They both thought the same thing.

"Don't say anything for a while, just listen to me." Jia Dongxu reminded in a low voice, and Qin Huairu nodded.

Then he touched the stick stem hiding behind her and said softly, "Listen to your father for a while, don't say anything, understand?"

"Yeah~" Banggeng nodded repeatedly. He originally thought that a disaster was about to happen, but he didn't expect his parents to help him like this. It was really great.

The two of them were sitting at the door of their house. Their behavior did not attract anyone's attention, and even their unusual expressions were not noticed.

He asked one question after another, and finally asked Jia Dongxu.

"Dongxu, where's Banggeng?"

Jia Dongxu explained: "That's great. He was just sleeping. Didn't you ask everyone to come to the meeting? He was woken up and couldn't sleep, so he came to see me."

As he said that, Banggeng pretended to yawn and said in a pretentious manner: "Grandpa, what's wrong?"

Li Kailang looked at Bang Geng and said, "This kid is worthy of being called the King of Thieves. His acting skills are really good. If it weren't for my pounding heart, I would have almost been fooled by you."

Banggeng's skilled acting skills allow him to perform vividly without much practice. He is worthy of being the thief king of the Siheyuan. At the age of six or seven, he has already learned the true skills of Qin Huairu.

Seeing how well the stick fit, Jia Dongxu was very satisfied.

He is truly my son, he has been smart since he was young.

"Nothing." Yi Zhonghai nodded: "Why don't you go out and play?"

Bang Geng immediately complained: "They don't like playing with me. They despise me. I have no friends."

"Be good, don't cry, when you go to school, you will have many classmates to play with."

Hearing this, Banggeng nodded. He hoped to go to school early and make friends.

As for Banggeng's situation, Yi Zhonghai knew it very well. Since he was transferred to the fenkeng, Banggeng had few friends.

It was just a routine inquiry just now. Looking at Banggeng's aggrieved look, it was obvious that he was not the kind of person who would make trouble.

Because he was the first generation king of shit and urine, Yi Zhonghai did not expect that he would be the second one. Yi Zhonghai did not doubt Banggeng, after all, Banggeng was his godson, how could he do such a treasonous thing.

Besides, Jia Dongxu was his apprentice. The Jia family didn’t dare to hate him, and Bang Geng had no reason to plot against him.

"Hehe~" Li Kailang tried hard to hold back his laughter when he saw that Bang Geng was ruled out by Yi Zhonghai. The only answer was ruled out.

"Interesting, interesting." Li Kailang immediately sat on the steps, took out some melon seeds and started eating them. It was obvious that he was not here for a meeting, but to watch a show.

Seeing this, Yi Zhonghai was too lazy to say anything more and asked the next question: "Mr. Wang, where are your children?"

"My family and the kids in the back room were playing together and they never went out."

Soon, after asking around, everyone had an alibi and no one had gone out to play.

They are either at home doing homework or sleeping, or playing with a few children, and they can all testify to each other.

This made everyone present look pale, and they thought someone must be lying.

Yan Bugui accused: "Whoever didn't tell the truth should come forward and admit it. You escaped, but it caused everyone else to not get the reward. If you are found out, you will be the sinner of the courtyard!"

"That's right, come out and admit it quickly, don't hurt everyone!" Li Kailang agreed loudly.

But still no one stood up.

This made Yi Zhonghai confused. Could it be that the child was not from the yard, but just happened to pass by the yard and he was misled by the passerby?

Liu Haizhong was a little impatient, as the weather in early spring was a little cold.

"Old Yi, did you see it wrong? No one in our yard recognized him. Could it be a child from another yard who just happened to pass by our place?"

Yi Zhonghai was also a little skeptical at this time. He looked at the suspicious children a few times without giving up, and seeing their confused faces, he wondered if it really wasn't them.

But he didn't notice that the three members of the Jia family were hiding in the corner trying to hold back their laughter.

Yi Zhonghai nodded: "It seems that this is the case. That person really made a mistake."

"I told you, it definitely isn't from our yard. If it was from our yard, I would see it clearly." Yan Bugui stepped forward to take credit.

"That's great. It's not our courtyard. The excellent courtyard is finally saved."

Yi Zhonghai, however, poured cold water on them: "Don't be too happy too soon, they have already admitted that it was our yard that did it, and now they haven't found the person, they are not willing to accept it."

"People will think that our courtyard was deliberately not found. When they and the street office make trouble, we will forget about the excellent courtyard."

"Damn it, it wasn't our fault. Why should we be blamed? He deserves it." Someone couldn't help but curse.

"Uncle, who do you think it is? I'll go talk to him."

"What are you talking about? You still think the situation isn't serious enough. If you go there, you might get into a fight with someone, and then things will get even worse."

"Okay, I'll go talk to people about this and try my best to clear things up, but don't hold out too much hope."

"Okay, let's all go back. It's very cold at night. Don't catch a cold."

Yi Zhonghai waved his hand and signaled everyone to leave.

Having said that, Yi Zhonghai was very unhappy, but there was nothing he could do. The person had not been caught, and he could not keep holding on to this matter.

"Could it be that it really wasn't done by the kids in the yard?"

The general meeting ended in such a mess.

Yi Zhonghai looked at everyone who was still whispering and discussing. He should have known not to hold a general meeting.

The matter has not been resolved yet, and no one knows what it will be like tomorrow.

Given his attitude towards the people in the yard, I don’t know how he will spread the news once he finds out the details tomorrow.

Except for an old lady in the yard, no one knew that he was covered in shit, but the group of people who had been to the public toilet knew.

He is a well-known eighth-level worker. Everyone has a deep memory of him and it is impossible not to recognize him.

"Alas, what a pity, it ends like this." Li Kailang was enjoying the show, but it ended like this with a whimper.

But for things like this, if you don't catch the person in the act, you can forget about it. Who would be so stupid as to come out and admit it?

Bang terriers are just small, not stupid.

Looking at Yi Zhonghai, who looked like he had eaten shit and was constipated, Li Kailang smiled and went home happily.

Jia family.

"Hehe." Banggeng jumped happily back home.

As soon as Jia Dongxu returned to the Taoist temple, he immediately closed the door and looked at Banggeng and asked, "Banggeng, what happened? Did you blow up that old man?"

Seeing Jia Dongxu's vicious eyes, Bang Geng lowered his head in fear, not daring to look him in the eye.

"Speak! Are you?"

"Yeah." Bang Geng nodded fearfully.

"Why do you want to blow up an old man? He's so nice to you, why do you go and blow him up?"

"He doesn't let our family eat meat. It's all his fault. I want to fry him?"

"Who told you that the uncle doesn't allow us to eat meat?"

"I heard everything you said at noon, what you said to mom."

Banggeng told out everything he had heard under the window at noon, like pouring beans out of a bamboo tube.

"Ah~" Qin Huairu covered her mouth and looked at Banggeng in amazement. She didn't expect that Banggeng heard everything they said.

"Shut up!" Jia Dongxu immediately covered Bang Geng's mouth and looked at Qin Huairu.

The two people's eyes met, and it was unknown what they were communicating.

Finally, Jia Dongxu pushed the stick to Qin Huairu and tiptoed to the bedroom window.

"Snap!" He opened it suddenly, stretched his head and looked up and down, left and right, but did not see anyone eavesdropping.

"Huh~" Jia Dongxu let out a long sigh, then closed the window and walked towards Banggeng.

Jia Dongxu didn't expect his son to be so powerful. Neither of them thought of dealing with Yi Zhonghai in this way. Their son, who was only a few years old, dared to do this.

This made Yi Zhonghai suffer a loss on the spot, which was much more severe than what he, as a father, should do.

Jia Dongxu thought for a long time and said slowly: "Banggeng, what you heard this afternoon, you must not tell anyone, especially your grandfather, do you hear me?"

"I heard it." Bang Geng nodded, "What about grandma?"

Jia Dongxu nodded: "Grandma can't tell it either. This matter has to be kept to myself. No one can tell it, including my sister."

"Got it." Since Jia Dongxu said so, Banggeng understood what he meant.

But things are far from over.

"Bang Geng, don't do this kind of thing in the future. This is between you and my grandfather. Don't interfere as a kid."

"Don't do this again. If your uncle finds out, he won't let you go."

"Dad has his own considerations. Dad will handle this matter himself. You are just causing trouble for Dad, understand?"

Hearing Jia Dongxu's serious words, Bang Geng lowered his head and replied, "I understand."

Does Jia Dongxu really intend to deal with Yi Zhonghai?
Not necessarily, he just doesn't want Bang Geng to cause more trouble. As for how to deal with Yi Zhonghai, he will talk about it later and take it one step at a time.

Seeing Banggeng in such a low mood, Jia Dongxu couldn't bear it. Banggeng's doing this could be considered as helping him vent his anger.

He patted Bang Geng's head and said, "Okay, go to bed. You can go to school in the fall."

"Then you can meet a lot of friends and play together in the future."

"really?"

"real."

"Thank you, Dad." Banggeng excitedly gave Jia Dongxu a hug and then ran back to the bed.

Banggeng didn't expect that he would not be beaten by Jia Dongxu. Instead, he was comforted and said that his father was just fine.

(End of this chapter)