Chapter 482 Xiaoqing, you know me

Chapter 482 Xiaoqing, you know me

Chapter 482 Xiaoqing, you know me

Fahai was pinned under the mountain, and he tried to overturn the mountain with the magic power condensed in his body, but the black-robed figure guarding the mountain nearby would use magic weapons to disperse his magic power every time he tried to react.

In a one-on-one fight, Fahai has strong confidence that he can defeat his opponent, but he still has a mountain weighing on him.

After several failed attempts, Fahai shut himself in and chanted sutras.

He felt puzzled, as he had done good deeds and had no grudge against that man. The situation was very chaotic at the time, and the other party was shouting something like "monster", "show your true form", "crab spirit" and so on, and rushed over.

All his magic weapons were stolen, his fire dragon was captured, and he was suppressed at the foot of the mountain. He even said that he wanted good for himself, but he didn't say how to do it.

He had been practicing in Jinshan Temple and had the blessing of Buddha... He suddenly realized that this scene was somewhat familiar. When he met the spider spirit at the beginning, it seemed to be the same as himself, except that the other party was a spider spirit, and also had the blessing of Buddha like himself.

Fahai closed his eyes.

"Amitabha."

……

"Are you starting to reflect so soon?"

Tan Wenjie unexpectedly looked in the direction of Black Mountain that was suppressing Fahai.

Therefore, the premise of being reasonable is having a strong fist. Whoever has the bigger fist is right, and those who are oppressed will find reasons themselves.

Fahai was indeed a great monk, and he was only one step away from enlightenment and ascension.

His style is very similar to that of many gods. He achieved enlightenment after a great disaster. The White Snake and the Green Snake could be his calamity, and so could Tan Wenjie.

"Ms. sir~"

"Call me brother-in-law." Tan Wenjie said with a serious expression.

"My sister is not at home. She is treating a patient."

Xiaoqing came in front of Tan Wenjie, leaned forward, and rode on Tan Wenjie's legs weakly.

I held a piece of fruit in my hand and put it in front of his mouth, but he tilted his head to avoid it.

At this moment, there was only seriousness, sincerity, vigilance, and rationality in Tan Wenjie's eyes, without any distractions or desires.

"Xiao Qing, you know me well. I am a chaste woman. I have no thoughts about other women except your sister."

It was definitely not because a white figure appeared behind Xiaoqing, he just loved to tell the truth.

Xiaoqing didn't say anything, but just used her mouth to feed the grapes.

Tan Wenjie kept silent and evaded the question, refusing to compromise.

He admired his own self-control at the moment, his face expressionless and his heart as calm as water.

Seeing Xiaoqing getting more and more aggressive, the figure standing behind her looked grim, as if ready to lose his temper at any time. Tan Wenjie immediately said, "Xiaoqing, aren't you afraid that your sister will come back and punish you if you do this?"

The sister-in-law is meant to be betrayed. It's all Xiaoqing's fault for picking the wrong time. If he were to take the initiative, Xiaoqing would definitely become a mother earlier than Bai Suzhen.

To cultivate immortality, one must first cultivate the brain. It would be strange if Xiaoqing could succeed in stealing a man with her intelligence.

He thought his reminder was obvious enough.

Xiaoqing hugged Tan Wenjie's neck, as if she knew that Tan Wenjie was very childish, and pressed his head against her chest.

"My husband, you have such strong magic power, and together with me, I can definitely easily subdue my sister. Why don't you and I join forces? My sister and I are different. Let me be the elder and your sister the younger. We two sisters will follow you together."

Tan Wenjie remained unmoved. His voice came from Xiaoqing's chest and sounded a little muffled.

"Look behind you."

"I won't be fooled."

An emotionless voice came: "Xiao-Qing-"

Xiaoqing's body trembled, and her head turned stiffly with a creaking sound, looking at the figure behind her.

"Haha, sister, why are you back? I remembered I still have... oops, I have to go first."

With a sizzling sound, Xiaoqing turned into a human-shaped green spicy strip and crawled away quickly.

"My wife, I didn't do anything." Tan Wenjie raised his hands to show his innocence.

Already knowing her husband's character, Bai Suzhen only said "I'll settle the score with you when I come back" and then chased in the direction Xiaoqing left.

"boom!"

"Snapped!"

The wind was rising and the clouds were surging, and the lotus pond kept exploding as if someone had set off a torpedo.

Tan Wenjie picked up a grape and put it into his mouth.

"It's so lively at home. Hmm, why are the grapes seedless? Buy more next time."

At night, Bai Suzhen decided to punish him and not allow them to rest in the same room. However, when she thought that this would give Xiaoqing an opportunity to take advantage of the situation, she pulled him to her side again.

The next morning, Tan Wenjie felt refreshed, and only a figure was left on the bed, limp and motionless like a dead snake.

"It's raining heavily."

The white cloth on the bay window swayed wildly in the rain, and the overall atmosphere became a bit weird after there was no liquid nitrogen bubbling out of the lotus pond.

He didn't understand women's aesthetic taste. After all, he had only been to the fairyland once and slipped away at the gate.

After contacting the Black Mountain Old Demon to make sure that Fahai had not done anything wrong, Tan Wenjie went out with an umbrella.

Go out for a walk and buy some food.

The rain was getting heavier and heavier, to the point where it blocked his vision. Tan Wenjie returned home, had dinner with his wife and sister-in-law, and then took out his brush to draw talismans.

At the same time, he changed into the Tianshi skin.

"Husband, what are you drawing?" Bai Suzhen asked.

"Five Thunder Talisman."

Tan Wenjie flicked the talisman paper gently and put it aside to dry.

This painting is not perfect.

"I think it's good enough." Bai Suzhen looked at the Five Thunder Talisman but was not afraid.

When ordinary monsters see the Five Thunder Talisman, they will subconsciously avoid it.

She practiced in the Purple Bamboo Forest. Although he said that he was practicing on his own, it was hard for Tan Wenjie not to think of another deity whose temple was in Zhejiang and who also lived in the Purple Bamboo Forest, Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Bai Suzhen, who looks like Nie Xiaoqian, is destined to be tone-deaf, unlike the Bai Suzhen who is very good at singing, but they both have a connection with Guanyin Bodhisattva.

Speaking of which, Tan Wenjie was quite familiar with Guanyin Bodhisattva, and he even borrowed the magic power of Guanyin Bodhisattva at that time. I wonder if the Bodhisattva in this world knows him.

When I have time, I must go back to my mother’s home in Zizhulin with Bai Suzhen.

"It's not enough." Tan Wenjie shook his head, concentrating on drawing the talisman, and his movements slowed down.

After redrawing it more than ten times, he finally drew a Five Thunder Talisman that satisfied him.

He took out the big seal and stamped it, and the power of the talisman increased again.

"call."

Tan Wenjie threw this talisman into the Invincible Alchemy Workshop. From then on, he only needed to input mana to stably produce the Five Thunder Talisman.

The idle assembly line is much less labor-intensive than drawing it yourself.

"My husband, what are you going to do?"

"Use nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine Five Thunder Talismans to make a Five Thunder Arrow." Tan Wenjie said, "I'm worried that Fahai is not honest. If one day he arrogantly tries to break free from control, I will send him to hell."

Bai Suzhen: "..."

It sounds like you are more arrogant. You pinned people down the mountain without any reason and did not allow them to break free, otherwise you would use a killing move.

"It's been raining, let's have hotpot for dinner."

Light up the stove, eat hotpot, and chat while you relax.

The rain was getting heavier and heavier, and there was no sign of it stopping after several days.

"My husband, it looks like there's going to be a flood."

"Help the disaster relief."

Tan Wenjie rode on a three-headed dragon and swam on the water, controlling the water flow to avoid flooding, while Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing climbed onto the clouds and cast spells to disperse the rain clouds in the sky.

Disaster relief and dispersing the rain clouds in the sky are just minor troubles. The real big trouble is the flood. Water and fire are merciless. The flood has already become a force that crushes and destroys everything in its path. With the strength of Bai Qing, they cannot control this force at all.

Their magic power can bring floods but cannot dispel them.

The water is flowing fast.

"Don't be lazy." He kicked the three-headed dragon.

This guy's IQ dropped significantly after his head was divided into three. It might also be because the three heads often quarreled with each other.

"Control the water and don't overturn it."

"Ouch~" X3
The three-headed dragon was swimming excitedly in the flood, but it was hard for Tan Wenjie who was standing on its back, as he dived into the water and then jumped out of the water like a dragon.

He simply jumped up and looked down. He could see three-headed dragons swimming quickly to block the water that had turned into a mountain torrent due to the terrain.

If this force crashes into the city, houses will surely collapse and countless people will die without a burial place.

"Husband, the rain clouds can't be stopped!" Xiaoqing's anxious voice came.

They used magic power to resist, but human power could not defeat nature.

Tan Wenjie stepped on a train that was emitting flames like a fire dragon, and rushed into the sky with a fiery tail.

The body transforms into Vajra and the wheel of merit appears behind the head.

Ten thousand Buddhas pay homage!

He could not dispel the spell of rain clouds, but he could disperse them with violence.

With Tan Wenjie using violent means to break up the connected rain clouds, the pressure on Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing was suddenly reduced. They pinched their fingers and cast a spell again, and finally removed a piece of rain cloud.

Inside the city, the people who were hiding in high places to avoid the flood only heard the roar of dragons, and then saw a crack suddenly torn open in the dark cloudy sky in the distance.

A ray of golden light fell.

It was as if a fairy emitting golden light was floating in the air.

"The rain has stopped!"

Some people were happy. "The rain has stopped, the gods have come!"

"Is it Lord Dragon?"

"It's the Dragon King. I saw his head was as big as a millstone."

The person who was speaking seemed to have seen it with his own eyes, especially the dragon roar of the three-headed dragon further proved his statement.

Splash——!
The water surface was torn apart, and the three-headed dragon jumped out of the water to stabilize the water level.

This time, some people really saw the dragon shadow in the water and fell to their knees.

After the water level subsided, Tan Wenjie and his two companions dredged the river again and diverted the water.

The water receded very quickly.

“It actually has nothing to do with the sky.”

Tan Wenjie landed and put on the Jiaolong cloth shoes.

He had previously wondered whether it had something to do with the Dragon King, but this time he was very sure that there was no dragon in the rain clouds, it was purely a natural disaster.

From this perspective, the gods in the world of "Green Snake" may prefer to not disturb the mortal world, so that the Dragon King is not responsible for how many drops of rain fall.

That's true. When you really reach that level of world, there are dragons in wells, dragons in rivers, and dragons in ponds. Dragons are really nothing.

"Master!"

Bai Suzhen flew into his arms.

This is the joy that comes from doing good.

People need reasons to do evil, but they don't need reasons to do good.

"Ms. sir~"

A snake took advantage of the opportunity and hugged Tan Wenjie.

Xiaoqing pressed her cheek against Tan Wenjie's chest, pretending not to understand Bai Suzhen's eyes. What a wonderful life this was. She had a husband and a sister, and the whole family was happy.

It was Tan Wenjie who spoke up again: "Let's go back. There might be a plague. We should go back and make preparations early."

Down the mountain.

Fahai raised his head from the mud.

The fierce light in his eyes gradually subsided, as if he had figured out some things, but there were still some parts he hadn't figured out, and in the end it just turned into a sentence "Amitabha".

……

Summer passes and autumn comes.

White House.

Tan Wenjie watched Xiaoqing, who had transformed back into a giant green snake, rubbing against the pillar.

When it comes time for her to shed her skin, snakes grow throughout their lives, but their epidermis cannot grow, so they need to shed their skin.

Xiaoqing has been following Tan Wenjie recently and absorbing the immortal spirit from him. His growth rate has been obvious and he has shed his skin earlier.

Bai Suzhen is completely different in this regard. She has never turned into a snake in front of Tan Wenjie. Even when she casts spells as a snake demon, her magic power only condenses into a snake shadow around her, and her body remains in human form from beginning to end.

Tan Wenjie shifted his gaze and looked at his clone.

He has already cultivated the "Yin Yang Division Method" to the maximum level.

Yin-Yang Division Technique lv7: Yin-Yang Division, infinite uses, mana recovery speed +10%; Yin-Yang clone (body can be split), consumption: 5 mana/second; Yin-Yang Division (creates a real clone with part of your own strength, the specific strength depends on the spell limit), consumption: 1% of the upper limit of mana.

With each level increase, the mana recovery speed increases by 10%, a total of lv7, providing a 70% increase, which solves Tan Wenjie's anxiety about insufficient mana.

But it is still far from a true infinite loop attack of mana.

After all, he consumes thousands of mana points to cast spells, and the recovery speed can hardly keep up with the consumption. If he wants to achieve an infinite loop and become a spellcasting turret, he has only two options.

First, the mana recovery speed continues to increase, so that it can be fully recovered in one breath.

The second is to increase the mana limit. As long as the mana is not consumed instantly, this problem can be solved by recovering while fighting.

However, both of these methods are not feasible for Tan Wenjie. The stronger he is, the greater the consumption, and he cannot tie his own hands.

However, the benefits of faster recovery should not be underestimated. There is no need to worry, and you don't have to meditate, sleep, and wait for the arduous time. After a while, you will be full of energy again and can continue to cast spells with all your strength.

What really interested him was that the "Yin Yang Division" allowed the clone to wear "skin" and even have a shadow, just like a normal person.

This is equivalent to paying only a small amount of mana to obtain combat power that is specially enhanced by the skin.

As long as his magic power is dispersed enough, he can also create a group of clones like Monkey King.

Looking at the other self in front of me.

Wearing the skin of Tianshi, Tan Wenjie only gave him 100 mana, but his combat power was at least doubled.

Tan Wenjie waved his hand and dispersed his clones.

After all, a clone is just a clone. The usual suicide tasks can be handed over to the other party, but tasks like accompanying his wife to "interpret the hexagram" and "return the umbrella" still need to be done personally.

……

"My husband, I have brought the things."

The door opened and Xiaoqing pulled in an ox cart with four or five large boxes on it.

"Call me brother-in-law." A voice came from behind Xiaoqing.

"Sister, didn't you go out to get treatment?"

The plan failed, and she was almost able to become the first wife.

"The clinic is not busy today." Bai Suzhen smiled. She was several hundred years more skilled in Taoism than Xiaoqing.

As long as Tan Wenjie doesn't cooperate, she can guarantee that Xiaoqing will only be able to take care of her children in the future and will never be able to climb into bed.

Tan Wenjie had a serious expression, as if he had not noticed anything about the incident between the two sisters.

Playing dumb is standard for adult men.

Tan Wenjie opened the box and took out a set of shadow puppets. After looking at them for a few seconds, he opened another box, which contained small human-shaped iron pieces.

The remaining boxes contained bamboo pieces, puppet show puppets, etc.

"My husband, what do you want these things for?"

"Practice magic."

Although the material requirements for the bean-casting soldiers are not high, Tan Wenjie wants to go a step further, and shadow puppets and puppets with flexible joints best meet his expectations.

Paper soldiers are essentially a kind of ghost fairy, and they live in the paper soldiers, which are their new lifeline and body.

A puppet with various joints that can move freely is more suitable than an ordinary paper man. He also plans to equip the paper soldiers with weapons and armor in the future to cultivate his own army. Naturally, the more sophisticated the better.

If one wants to practice the art of turning beans into soldiers, the most suitable subjects are the people who turned into evil spirits after death in "The First Commandment" and have strong faith.

Although ordinary little ghosts are not bad, they are not suitable for people with weak minds to train soldiers for themselves. Keeping them around will harm others and themselves.

Xiaoqing said "Oh" and found that Tan Wenjie was controlling the shadow puppet to perform Liang Zhu for Bai Suzhen. He was good at singing and played two roles.

Bai Suzhen held her cheeks and looked at him, her eyes full of happiness.

After watching for a while, Xiaoqing found it boring and shifted her attention to Tan Wenjie. Human love stories could not attract her at all.

She is not yet a human being and does not understand emotions. She is just curious and wants to imitate Bai Suzhen.

He slowly stretched out his leg and gently rubbed Tan Wenjie's calf.

Tan Wenjie's expression remained unchanged and there was no sound problem at all in his voice.

As an excellent scumbag, this level of temptation is child's play for him.

Seeing that he didn't react, Xiaoqing became more and more courageous, until a chill came from behind and her animal instinct made her turn around quickly.

Xiaoqing: "Sister, I want my brother-in-law to help me interpret the hexagram."

Unlike before, after she and her sister held Tan Wenjie together last time, she gradually became braver, and everything she did now was to test.

Bai Suzhen: "..."

She was certain of one thing: her sister had a stubborn temper and would rather strip naked and throw herself into the tiger's mouth. As for her husband, he would definitely eat the meat that was brought to his mouth.

Knowing is one thing, defending is another. As long as there is no problem with the defense, the two of them can't even think of going beyond the line.

The two sister demons chased again.

While there was constant noise at home, Tan Wenjie was focused and had already chosen shadow puppetry as the medium.

Shadow puppetry is also called "ghost play", which is very consistent with his paper soldiers.

The next step is to find suitable ghosts to be his soldiers and then he can start practicing. However, considering that he cannot take the things he made out, there is only one option of lottery, so it is best to make the shadow puppet a "magic weapon" worthy of drawing, or a "commodity" in the mall.

Ordinary pig skin, kraft paperboard, etc. are not suitable. The best options are rare treasures, or finding some monsters to skin.

By the way, there is also snake skin, which can be recycled.

Xiaoqing met Tan Wenjie's gaze and suddenly shuddered, feeling that something was not right.

Tan Wenjie: "Xiaoqing, you know me."

Xiaoqing: "..."

Whenever Tan Wenjie said this, she felt a chill on her back.

When I turned around, my sister was not there.

No! We have to be on guard!
Finally, under the coercion, inducement and coaxing of Tan Wenjie, Xiaoqing handed over the snake skin. Unfortunately, it was still not enough to be used as a material for making products. It had no magic power at all and had no special features except that it was tough.

You still need to hunt monsters, or find some rare treasures to make materials.

As the world with the highest level that Tan Wenjie has ever come into contact with, if he can't find the "Green Snake" world, the other previous worlds will be even more difficult.

Tan Wenjie was not in a hurry either. He was busy enough every day just hanging up the phone, accompanying Bai Suzhen, and letting Xiaoqing take advantage of him.

Recently, his stockings business has been booming. Because he has mastered core technologies that do not belong to the mortal world at all, his highly elastic and extremely thin stockings are very popular in the sex toy market and have no competitors.

After developing the sock-tearing gameplay, sales increased further.

It is the responsibility of time travelers to spread the use of stockings to all realms.

(End of this chapter)