Chapter 483: Is there no one at home?

Chapter 483: Is there no one at home?

Chapter 483: Is there no one at home?

"It's done!"

Tan Wenjie looked at the slightly bloated magic arrow in his hand with satisfaction.

The Five Thunder Arrows are made from nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine Five Thunder Talismans.

He used 1 mana as the basis to make a Five Thunder Talisman, and one arrow cost nearly 1 mana. Although it was greatly consumed after it was successfully made and the effect was greatly reduced, such an arrow was enough to make any monster's scalp tingle when seeing it.

The most terrifying thing is not the power of the arrow, but that this arrow will not consume Tan Wenjie's extra mana. It is used like a normal thermal weapon and will not consume internal energy.

If he had ten thousand of these arrows, he would rush back to "East is Red, West is West" tomorrow to make trouble in the fairy world and save the thousands of castrated gods.

Seeing Tan Wenjie excitedly holding the arrow and preparing to go out, Bai Suzhen asked, "Husband, what are you going to do?"

"Go meet Fahai and see how he has reflected on his actions."

Bai Suzhen was puzzled: "My husband, have you reminded that monk Fahai what mistakes he made?"

It's not that Bai Suzhen is kind-hearted, but she feels a little panicked when she sees Tan Wenjie arrogantly and unreasonably dealing with a monk who is destined to attain enlightenment and ascend to heaven. She is worried that if the monk escapes one day, he will definitely take revenge on her.

Tan Wenjie was puzzled: "Shouldn't he reflect on his mistakes himself? Why should I tell him?"

Looking at Tan Wenjie's departing figure, Bai Suzhen sighed in her heart.

My own husband...it's not a good thing for him to leave.

Fahai is really pitiful. He has the bad luck of being targeted by his own husband.

"Xiaoqing, I told you not to turn back into a snake so easily."

"Half human, half snake. My husband seems to like it."

"Call brother-in-law!"

……

In front of Montenegro.

Fahai is no longer as handsome as he used to be. He has an untidy beard and long hair like weeds.

Although he was unkempt, his aura became more and more restrained.

He looked up at the sky and saw a figure running towards him on dragon-shaped flames, and then crashed heavily in front of him.

"Fahai, how have you been reflecting on yourself recently?" Tan Wenjie said as he took out the Five Thunder Arrows and placed them on Fahai's head to gesture.

Feeling the breath coming from above, Fahai's hair stood up.

Being able to block it head-on doesn’t mean he can block it while standing still.

"Thank you for your teachings, Immortal." Fahai said calmly, "I once attacked a monster without knowing right or wrong. Even though I later realized that I was wrong, I just let it go as if I was doing a favor and thought I was not wrong. What you did today is to tell me that I should not do to others what I do not want others to do to me."

Tan Wenjie looked at Fahai in surprise.

He thought Fahai only had a few tricks and dared to show off his skills in front of an expert, so he tore open his robes to reveal his tattoo and did it directly.

It turns out that Fahai can speak properly.

So, the fist must be big.

"Go on." Tan Wenjie picked his ears.

Fahai: "Put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha. From now on, Fahai will act seriously, investigate thoroughly, and never act on his own."

Tan Wenjie was surprised: "You told me that I could become a Buddha instantly?"

Buddhism teaches that if one puts down the butcher knife, one can become a Buddha instantly and turn back from the past.

Taoism? Don't get me wrong, we are here to slay demons and monsters, just do it.

Looking at Fahai who remained silent, Tan Wenjie shook his head: "It seems that you still don't understand. Keep reflecting on it."

He handed the Five Thunder Arrows to the Black Mountain Demon and turned to leave.

Fahai was left pondering again, and even had to reflect on the part he knew but was reluctant to mention.

Lust.

On the other side, Tan Wenjie returned to the city.

With his basic luck of +5, he somehow felt uncomfortable.

"I haven't visited a brothel in a long time."

It's not that he doesn't have integrity, but he wants to conduct market research, and only by conducting offline interviews can he get the most authentic data.

Drink some wine and think about life. Maybe the discomfort has something to do with Fahai. Then he should consider sending Fahai to heaven directly.

As soon as he arrived at the brothel, someone recognized him immediately.

"Boss Tan, you haven't been here for a long time~"

Something white rushed into view.

Who aimed at me?

"I just came to take a look." Tan Wenjie asked, "How is business?"

"It's fine, please come in."

Outside the brothel, across the street.

Several scholars looked on enviously as they saw Tan Wenjie being dragged into the brothel by a sweet-smelling and soft lady who could not even afford to wear clothes.

"Humph." A cold snort came, "How dare you neglect your studies when reading the books of sages?"

The scholars looked at the person who was speaking and shrank their necks.

This teacher was the strictest one. He usually taught everyone to study, and anyone who dared to be distracted would be scolded by him.

But no one understands, if Mr. Xu is so disgusted with brothels, why would he pass by here.

Xu Xian stared at Tan Wenjie's back. The girl who invited him to take a boat ride that day became this man's wife. It was only then that he realized that he had misunderstood. The two girls were not women from the brothel.

They opened a clinic in the city and lived a happy life, but they never expected that Tan Wenjie would come to the brothel.

He wanted to scold the other person, but after thinking it over, he felt that the other person was too tall and it was not worth it. It would be better to use his anger to urge the students to study. He knew that when he was angry, the students would focus more on studying.

Other people's days have nothing to do with him, but that's not because he is afraid.

……

Inside the brothel.

Tan Wenjie unexpectedly saw a familiar figure, the fat young man.

The other party was chatting with a few friends, and there was a hostess beside him. She had long legs and was wearing black stockings.

They found the way to play so quickly, while drinking and touching the silk. This shows that humans have a strong learning ability.

When the other party saw Tan Wenjie, he immediately came up to say hello.

"Sir, long time no see."

"Sir, you already have a beautiful lady, why do you still come to a place like this?"

The fat young man's expression changed again and again, and finally he smiled casually: "How can domestic flowers be as fragrant as wild flowers?"

At that time, he treated Xiao Cui in the brothel as his sweetheart, and only had good points in his eyes. But after marrying her home, he found out that she was all show and no substance. Although she was not lazy, she was only good in bed.

Xiao Cui, who has already successfully landed, can't hide her true character, so naturally she dislikes him more and more the more she looks at him.

When a client falls in love with a prostitute, it is just the result of the man's inherent desire to lure a decent woman into prostitution and persuade the prostitute to become a good woman.

However, this incident opened the door to a new world for him. He put away his affectionate personality and lived a free and open life from then on.

Tan Wenjie did not comment.

He believes that home flowers are more fragrant. As long as one has a large garden that can be expanded infinitely at home, the home flowers will not only be fragrant, but will become more and more fragrant.

After being invited to sit down, the fat young man introduced Tan Wenjie to his friends.

I heard that he used to be a fortune teller in Yue Lao Temple, but some people have lost interest in him.

Tan Wenjie listened to their bragging and chatting, but he kept wondering where the discomfort came from.

……

Hundreds of miles away.

There is a village.

A swollen corpse lay in the ancestral hall.

Outside the ancestral hall, the villagers were talking among themselves, with worried expressions on their faces.

This is the eighth person to drown in the village since the flood.

"May God bless you, I'll make ten taels this time. Let's go eat chicken, braised pork, and daughter's red wine later."

The Sanqing Bell was shaking, and the Taoist with a goatee was gesticulating and reciting scriptures that only he knew in a slurred voice.

After scattering paper money and performing the ritual, they collect the money and that’s it.

"Master, will there be more deaths in the future?" asked the clan leader.

The Taoist with the goat beard was moved. He nodded and shook his head, his eyes rolling around, and finally asked, "Do you remember the flood a while ago?"

“I remember.” The clan leader nodded repeatedly, “It was the Dragon King who showed up and saved us.”

"This is your fault." The Taoist with the goat beard shook his head and sighed, "The Dragon King saved you. Have you built a temple for him?"

“No.” The tribe leader shook his head, looking embarrassed. “After the flood, we couldn’t even eat any food. We were barely surviving starvation, so how could we have the money to repair the temple?”

"You are ungrateful, so the Dragon King will take your lives." The Taoist with the goat beard vowed, "Hurry up and raise money to build a temple, and then prepare a bride to marry the Dragon King to bring happiness and blessings. The Dragon King will protect you from worries."

"Yes, yes, yes." The clan leader nodded, "Thank you for your concern, Taoist Priest."

There is no need to think about whether it is the death of a virgin girl or the endless death of people.

……

"Brother Tan, why have you been drinking alone? Is it because you don't like the vulgar women here?" Someone looked at Tan Wenjie.

Others watched too.

Everyone was hugging each other, except Tan Wenjie who was drinking by himself.

Looking at the girls beside him whose silk he was touching, they all looked at Tan Wenjie with their peach blossom eyes.

You are so good at showing off. I'm jealous.

"Well, my family is strict." Tan Wenjie shook his head.

Your family is strict but you still go out to visit brothels?
"It can't be the lady at home...Does Brother Tan rely on women for a living?" someone hinted.

The others laughed along.

We are all illiterate and can only pretend to be cool by spending money. You suddenly become a melancholy and elegant man, and even attract the attention of the lady in our arms.

Seeing you showing off, we brothers are very unhappy. Tan Wenjie did not refute.

He doesn't believe anyone would refuse Bai Suzhen's soft rice. Is this shameful? This is pride!
After one round of drinking, no one was in the mood to continue the second half. They just despised Tan Wenjie for being so thick-skinned that he not only did not feel ashamed of being a gigolo, but was actually proud of it.

When they arrived at the entrance of the brothel, everyone suddenly saw two women with delicate looks walking towards them, with graceful waists and swaying skirts.

The two women walked together arm in arm.

Some people are already subconsciously fixing their hairstyle.

Then they watched the two of them come to Tan Wenjie: "Why are you here again, husband, is there no one at home?"

click!
∑(￣□￣)□￣)□￣)
Everyone was petrified.

You didn't say that the gigolo you eat is of this level.

Tan Wenjie snorted coldly: "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"Husband, I don't dare~"

The two girls hugged his arms respectively, lowered their heads and looked like little birds.

Everyone: "..."

Damn it, he’s pretending again.

"My dear brothers, let's meet again some other day. My wife asked me to go home for dinner."

Looking at the backs of the three people leaving, finally one of them couldn't help but let out a "Damn".

He is handsome and a gigolo, but his wife is also very beautiful and obedient.

Break the defense.

Bai Suzhen blinked and asked, "Husband, how was my performance?"

But she is a witch. Unlike the fairies in the sky who follow the rules, she has a very strange mind.

Tan Wenjie nodded and commented: "The acting is superb and the lines are full of emotion, but the momentum is not strong enough, so the contrast is insufficient when the identities are reversed. Pay attention next time."

"Husband, what about me?" Xiaoqing, who already had the verbal advantage, hugged Tan Wenjie's arm tightly.

"You were trying to hold back your laughter. You have no acting skills at all."

Xiaoqing pursed her lips. She felt that the fact that she didn't laugh was a breakthrough in her acting skills. At least none of the men noticed the problem.

Tan Wenjie: "I'll give you acting lessons when we get back."

Xiaoqing immediately smiled happily: "Thank you, husband."

Bai Suzhen: "..."

They dared to do this in front of her, she didn’t dare to imagine how arrogant they would be behind her back.

Back home, life goes on as usual.

Apart from feeling a little uncomfortable, Tan Wenjie didn't find any problems.

Until he suddenly felt something.

"Someone worships me?"

He has no rank, no position, no temple, and no believers, so where can he get prayers from?

It was as if I suddenly caught something wrong.

……

Hundreds of miles away.

The Dragon King Temple has been built. Some people say that the Dragon King has three heads, some say that the Dragon King radiates golden light all over his body, and some say that the Dragon King steps on a flaming wheel.

Finally, following the advice of the Taoist monk with the goat beard, I chose to take them all.

It's not that he has much respect for the so-called Dragon King, but the more he spends, the more he earns. In just a few days, he has earned hundreds of taels of silver.

"Is the bride ready?" asked the man with the goatee.

"The person is here." The patriarch nodded.

The girl in the red wedding dress was a teenager, her eyes were red and swollen, she had been crying.

Looking at the other person's handsome appearance, he secretly thought it was a pity, but when he thought about the fact that he had made a lot of money, he could definitely move to another place and live a carefree life.

It's a complete show, but only one person dies.

"Why are you crying?" said the Taoist priest with a goat beard. "Marrying the Dragon King is a blessing."

He waved his hand and arranged for someone to send the girl to the bridal sedan.

The wedding procession walked two or three miles and stopped in front of a turbulent river. There was a temple not far ahead.

It was the Dragon King Temple that was built urgently.

The gods in the temple are stepping on a flaming wheel, with a three-headed dragon behind him, a human body and a dragon head.

The girl walked out trembling, looked back, and saw that her parents, the clan leader and others had turned their heads away. She bit her lip and jumped into the river. Her red figure floated on the water several times, and the Taoist with the goat beard and others could see her struggling in the water.

Until the red figure completely disappeared.

……

Tan Wenjie searched based on his induction.

When he flew more than a hundred miles away, he suddenly saw a figure in the river.

The cloth shoes on his feet turned into a three-headed dragon that dived into the water, using the dragon heads to lift up the figure.

It was a young girl in a red wedding dress, who was in a coma but not yet dead.

Tan Wenjie raised his hand and punched the girl twice.

"Wow!" She opened her mouth to spit out water, slowly opened her eyes, and saw the dragon's head.

"Dragon, Lord Dragon?"

She turned over and wanted to kneel down and kowtow, but her foot slipped and she was about to fall into the water, but a hand grabbed her collar and lifted her up.

Only then did she realize that there was a man beside her.

"immortal!"

"He's a fairy, not a god." Tan Wenjie put her on the dragon's back. "Why would he jump into the river and commit suicide on such a happy day?"

"I, I was offered to the Dragon King." She stammered, afraid of the three-headed dragon.

But in my heart, I was thinking about the man in front of me who was traveling on a dragon. Maybe he was the real Dragon King.

She stuttered as she recounted her experience.

Previously, she was so dazed by the fear between life and death that she had no time to get scared. But now that she has adjusted her mood, she sobs as she speaks.

Tan Wenjie said: "It is true that I was the one who saved the flood, but I am not the Dragon King, and there is no Dragon King."

If there really is a Dragon King who dares to demand human sacrifice, he will definitely kill him.

If he can't win at that time, he will run away and attack again when he can win.

"I'll take you home and meet that believer by the way."

Tan Wenjie picked up the girl, and the three-headed dragon broke through the water, causing huge waves.

In front of the Dragon King Temple on the river bank.

The patriarch looked at the Taoist with a goat beard who was about to leave, and seemed to be hesitant to speak.

"The Dragon King has already taken the people in. From now on, you don't have to worry about deaths in your village." The man with the goat beard just wanted to get away.

"Ow—!"

Waves of dragon roars were heard.

There were surging waves ahead and three dragons emerged.

When Goatbeard saw the dragon, his heart trembled, and then he immediately realized that this was an opportunity. In the past, he had cheated and deceived people, but now he could meet the real one...

"boom!"

A bolt of lightning struck from the sky, and the newly built Dragon King Temple exploded.

Everyone knelt on the ground and trembled.

"Lord Dragon!" The clan leader kowtowed continuously.

"There is no Dragon King."

Hearing someone talking, they bravely looked up and saw a handsome man standing on a three-headed dragon, holding a woman in red in his arms.

It was the girl who was thrown into the water not long ago.

It seems that the Dragon King has received his bride.

The goat-bearded Taoist walked on his knees and took a few steps forward.

"Lord Dragon, I..."

boom!
Another bolt of lightning struck, and the Taoist with a goat beard turned into charcoal on the spot.

"There is no Dragon King." Tan Wenjie glanced at the people kneeling on the ground, "No one needs to be sacrificed. If it happens again, I will wipe out your entire family."

It is useless to say more to them. The only way is to draw the boundaries clearly and make it clear what is right and what is wrong. Otherwise, there will always be some people who are clever enough to mistakenly think they understand.

Everyone kowtowed and nodded.

Tan Wenjie put the girl back to the shore, then rode away on the dragon that broke through the waves, but he did not really leave. Instead, he used invisibility to hide.

As expected, after he left, the girl was in danger and did not encounter the scene she had imagined.

"You must have angered Lord Dragon!"

One person spoke up, and then the others began to condemn.

"How come you're not dead?"

The girl's joy of survival had not yet faded, but tears welled up in her eyes again, and she had no chance of survival.

I'm afraid it's even more desperate than when I jumped into the river.

"I knew it."

Tan Wenjie had seen too many similar scenes, and suddenly he had an idea.

"It just happened to be this time that he succeeded."

A black shadow flashed beside him, and the Black Mountain Demon was called back by him.

Fahai had just broken through the devil's barrier and escaped from the suppression of the Black Mountain Old Demon, and was now flying towards him.

(End of this chapter)