Chapter 490 Give him a nephew someday
Chapter 490 Give him a nephew someday
"Now the mountains and plains are full of heavenly soldiers and generals. What should we do?"
"There is a place where we can hide. Even my master Yuanshi Tianzun can't find us. But if we want to get there, we need to borrow your earth escape technique."
Looking at the two people who were asking and answering each other and then looking at him at the same time, Tan Wenjie took a step back.
He suddenly had a strong sense of déjà vu.
For the sake of his skills instructor, he "voluntarily" took the bait.
"Uncle Master, show me the way."
Tan Wenjie reached out and grabbed the two men’s shoulders and fled underground.
"To that side, no, no, that side..."
After more than ten minutes, the three men emerged from the ground.
"Ptah, pah, pah, Ajie, who did you learn the art of earth escape from?" Jade Ding Zhenren spat and then wiped his mouth.
I didn't even know that you are not allowed to talk casually while driving in the underground.
"Teach yourself."
His earth escape technique was all built up bit by bit, and even this one was synthesized using the skill furnace, otherwise it would be much slower and the effect would be much worse.
"I will teach you a set of earth escape techniques later." Master Yu Ding shook his head.
The Earth Escape Technique has been activated and can be learned.
After taking Jade Ding Zhenren and Yang Jian to the surface from time to time to check the road conditions more than a dozen times, they finally came to the cave that was said to be impossible for even Yuanshi Tianzun to find.
Yuanshi Tianzun may not be able to find this place, but it is a little unlikely that Yuanshi Tianzun cannot find this place.
Tan Wenjie has already understood. No wonder the Immortal of the South Pole drove him down the mountain. So that's why he didn't teach him magic because he wanted him to practice with Yuanshi Tianzun. There was another reason... In this world, the Immortal of the South Pole didn't know as many magic spells as Jade Ding Zhenren.
These big guys really like to play charades.
Fortunately, he has a clear mind and is the kind of person who will never let go of an opportunity and will not let go of the consequences if he fails. If it were any other honest and good disciple, they would have left Kunlun Mountain long ago and would never have thought of getting a skill book from Jade Ding Zhenren.
"How is it?" Jade Ding Zhenren was very proud.
Before he could answer, he turned around and saw Tan Wenjie putting his arm around Yang Jian's shoulders and talking in a low voice.
"Hey, you two!"
Jade Ding Zhenren also wants to save face, but he doesn't dare to be too proud of it for fear that his favorite disciple Yang Jian will really run away.
Just as he was about to wink at Tan Wenjie, he saw Yang Jian kneeling on the ground: "Master, please teach me how to save my mother!"
Having experienced all kinds of disasters, Yang Jian, who is now alone, realized that this was his chance when he heard Tan Wenjie say that Jade Ding Zhenren had the ability to know everything in his mind.
"Hey, since you are... a good disciple, I will teach you some skills." Jade Ding Zhenren wanted to emphasize it, but he suddenly realized that if he continued to pretend, the good disciple really ran away.
He was in a good mood.
The more I look at my apprentices and nephews, the more I like them.
Yang Jian stood up, clasped his fists and bowed to Tan Wenjie, saying, "Thank you, Senior Brother, for saving me."
"Hey, I'm a little older than you. Calling you Brother Jie is too formal."
Although Yang Jian looks like a young man in his 60s, he is actually only in his teens.
There are many senior brothers, but only one Brother Jie.
"Brother Jack!"
Yang Jian is so easy to talk to? I think he won't be angry if I give him a nephew someday.
Just in case, it’s best to always be a little stronger than him.
"You two, let me teach you some skills first."
It was very simple for Jade Ding Zhenren to teach Yang Jian, because Yang Jian had never practiced martial arts and did not know magic. On the surface, he looked like an ordinary person, so he had to learn some basic knowledge first.
Then I came to teach Tan Wenjie.
"Nephew, I wanted to ask you before, what are your Hot Wheels?"
"I met some friends who helped me to make it."
The train was created from scratch, bit by bit.
"How fast can it fly?"
"Three to five thousand miles a day."
This is after the blessing of the fire dragon.
"Too slow." Jade Ding Zhenren shook his head. "For an immortal to fly on clouds and mist, it would take at most an hour to travel five thousand miles."
That means the speed is about 1250 kilometers per hour, which is faster than a Boeing 747.
Considering that it is the normal flying speed, it would be easy to double the speed. Now if Tan Wenjie is really anxious and madly activates his magic power, he can double the speed.
By then, its speed will probably be comparable to that of the J-10.
Sun Wukong's somersault cloud cannot be compared.
Magic is subjective and the accounts cannot be settled clearly.
"I will first teach you how to fly on clouds and mist, and then teach you the Great Five Elements Escape Technique."
"Thank you, uncle."
"Both flying in the clouds and riding the mist and the Great Five Elements Escape Technique are not considered advanced magic. You can master them after a few years of hard study and practice. I have a junior fellow who has practiced with Yuanshi Tianzun for decades, and now he has white hair but has not become an immortal. He has also learned the Five Elements Escape Technique."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Do you want to listen to what you are saying? With the guidance of Yuanshi Tianzun, even if he is a piece of stone, he can become an immortal. It is abnormal that he has only learned the Five Elements Escape Technique for decades.
What Jade Ding Zhenren called teaching was just reciting to him word for word.
Tan Wenjie listened carefully and attentively. With his current attributes, it would be no problem for him to learn some immortal spells at the standard human immortal level.
[You follow Jade Ding Zhenren to learn "Soaring on the Clouds and Driving the Mists". Jade Ding Zhenren did not give you any effective guidance, but just repeated the recitation. However, the more you listen, the more familiar you become, and your memory is strengthened. The learning success rate +5%]
[Your Wind Magic Comprehension is "12", learning success rate +60%]
[Your talent "Immortal Body lv2", learning success rate +20%]
[Your talent is "Once in a Century Cultivation Prodigy Level 1", learning success rate +5%]
In front of true gods, a once-in-a-century appearance is not considered a genius. After all, while the gods take a nap, several years have passed on earth.
[You have successfully learned to "ride the clouds and mist" from Jade Ding Zhenren]
Riding on the Clouds lv10 (1/100): Climb up into the clouds, three to five feet above the ground. You can travel three miles back and forth in one meal. It consumes 10 mana.
Tan Wenjie stamped his feet and his body floated up.
Yang Jian, who was reciting a text on the side, opened his eyes wide. It flew up already?
Master Yu Ding's eyes widened. He had long guessed that the disciple his senior brother accepted was extremely talented, but it was too exaggerated that he learned cloud climbing in just a short time.
When I thought about how I had not learned how to climb clouds in three thousand years, I felt sad.
[You followed Jade Ding Zhenren to learn the "Great Five Elements Escape Technique". Jade Ding Zhenren did not give you any guidance. The content of his teachings was so abstruse that it made you dizzy. Your learning success rate is -15%]
Tan Wenjie: “…”
[Your talent "Immortal Body lv2", learning success rate +20%]
[Your talent is "Once in a Century Cultivation Prodigy Level 1", learning success rate +5%]
[You find that you are unable to master the "Great Five Elements Escape Technique" and decide to try again next time]
"How is it?" asked Jade Ding Zhenren curiously.
What else can I do? The attributes haven’t been refreshed enough.
The requirements for advanced skills are too high in all aspects.
"Uncle Master, is there anything simpler?"
"I have only memorized the Great Five Elements Escape Technique." Jade Ding Zhenren shook his head.
He was proud of his photographic memory, so he would definitely memorize the advanced version if there was one, and there was no way he would ask for the simplified version.
"It is normal to practice the Great Five Elements Escape Technique for more than ten years or even decades." Jade Ding Zhenren finally smiled, "Young people should not be too impatient in learning."
Fortunately, the genius is not that genius, so he can be taught a lesson.
This is what it feels like to be a master. It's very unfulfilling to teach a genius.
Tan Wenjie's current comprehension of various attributes is: Fire Magic 1, Thunder Magic 2, Wind Magic 12, Wood Magic 1, and none of the others.
However, Wood Method is directly related to Wind and Thunder.
If you can't learn it, you can't learn it. There is no difference between magic and mathematics. You can pass the exam by memorizing formulas, but the further you go, the more talent you need.
Tan Wenjie simply concentrated on practicing the ability to fly on clouds, so that he could act like a god when he went out in the future.
It is much easier for him to gain proficiency by practicing hard. There are no other additional requirements. He will become stronger by practicing.
So Yang Jian was reciting the poem over there, while Tan Wenjie was climbing up and down the cloud over here.
Only Jade Ding Zhenren was puzzled.
"That's not right. How come this kid doesn't get any improvement from climbing the clouds?"
Although Jade Ding Zhenren's strength is mediocre, he is knowledgeable and experienced. He can understand that if an ordinary immortal learned to climb clouds, he would not be able to make any further progress for several months or even years. However, Tan Wenjie just learned to climb clouds at an extremely fast speed. His talent is even better than Nezha.
But then there was a "whoosh" sound, and Tan Wenjie flew away into the air.
"Ah? How did he rise so much all of a sudden?" Jade Ding Zhenren suddenly slapped his head, "Oh no, I didn't teach him how to come down."
Before, Tan Wenjie could only climb clouds, and with his immortal physique, he couldn’t be killed by falling.
But it’s hard to say whether it can reach the sky now.
Tan Wenjie flew around outside and came back.
Riding the Clouds lv1→Riding the Clouds lv2
Land easily.
"How did you do it?" Jade Ding Zhenren came over and asked, "Why did you suddenly improve so much? Did you get enlightenment?"
Others practice martial arts step by step with a smooth climbing curve, but Tan Wenjie's practice is like a staircase, either without any change or suddenly jumping directly to the next level.
Tan Wenjie did not answer, but Jade Ding Zhenren took the initiative to find the answer for him.
"You must have realized it!"
After practicing for a while it was time to eat. Tan Wenjie took out some magical fruits and magical wine. Looking at Yang Jian eating so much, he felt envious.
This is the value of the Jade Emperor’s nephew. He can’t eat much even if he opens his stomach.
In the next few days, Tan Wenjie discovered another thing. He would regain vitality when drinking the immortal wine, but he neither regained vitality nor received a reminder to leave the secret realm. When he even opened the secret realm, he found that he could still go to other secret realms by paying 30 points of vitality.
It's like going from one overworld map to another.
"Ow—!"
Suddenly, a dragon roar was heard outside.
"Woof woof——!"
There is also the sound of dogs barking loudly.
“It’s Roaring Sky Dog!” Yang Jian stood up suddenly.
Jade Ding Zhenren said: "It's the three-headed dragon!"
The three-headed dragon was on the Dragon Pillar in heaven. Because of its desire to return to the mortal world, it stole the dragon ball and fled to the lower world. Yang Jian's mother Yao Ji tried to catch the three-headed dragon but was seriously injured by it. Later, she met Yang Tianyou, who gave his heart to Yao Ji. Then the two got married and had two sons and one daughter.
Of course, the most famous identity of the three-headed dragon is the three-pointed, double-edged sword.
"I gonna go see."
Tan Wenjie used an invisibility spell and disappeared in an instant.
"How could he become invisible if he couldn't learn the Great Five Elements Escape Technique?" Jade Ding Zhenren was puzzled and scratched his head with the handle of his cattail leaf fan.
When Tan Wenjie came out from underground, he saw a big black dog fighting with a dragon. To be more precise, the big black dog was trying to catch the dragon and bite it.
It seems that the dragon ball has already entered Roaring Sky Dog's stomach. Although he arrived a step late, he didn't feel it was a pity.
Tan Wenjie jumped out directly.
"I am your master's senior brother." He shouted to the big black dog, and the other dog sniffed and came close to Tan Wenjie.
A dog's nose is very sensitive.
"Don't let the three-headed dragon run away!" A voice shouted in the distance.
As the high temperature hit, Tan Wenjie grabbed the big black dog next to him and put it into the box.
The three-headed dragon did not dare to fight, and after looking at Tan Wenjie, it turned around and ran away.
When Prince Jinwu, Marshal Tianpeng and other heavenly soldiers and generals arrived, they just glanced at Tan Wenjie and immediately went to chase the three-headed dragon.
When Tan Wenjie returned to the "secret cave that Yuanshi Tianzun could not find" again, he just opened the box and wanted to pull Roaring Sky Dog out.
“Oooooohh ...
Big roosters jumped up and down and ran out.
"Woof!" The big black dog also jumped out of the box, causing a commotion.
Tan Wenjie has raised the dog for so long and he himself has never been willing to eat it, yet this dog dares to eat meat first.
"I am going to break my vow today!"
“Brother Jie!” Yang Jian rushed over to stop him, and shouted, “Howling Sky Dog, stop now!”
"Wang Wang!"
Roaring Sky Dog stuck out its tongue and stopped reluctantly.
Just now, it was suddenly thrown into an open space by Tan Wenjie. It saw dozens of big roosters approaching, but it was hit by the electric light coming out of the chickens as soon as it approached. Then the dog chased the chickens.
Yang Jian was a little embarrassed. Tan Wenjie found Xiaotian Dog, but Xiaotian Dog wanted to steal the chicken.
"Woo woo." Howling Sky Dog lowered its head and its body changed into a human shape, lying on the ground.
"Hey, this dog of yours actually turned a disaster into a blessing." Jade Ding Zhenren circled around Xiaotian Dog twice, "Did you eat the dragon ball that the three-headed dragon stole?"
"Hey, it's a blessing in disguise for you dog." Roaring Sky Dog raised his head and imitated the words.
Master Yu Ding's face turned dark and he rolled up his sleeves to deal with Roaring Sky Dog.
"Ouch!" Unexpectedly, he was punched in the face by Roaring Sky Dog.
"Master, Brother Jie." Yang Jian was embarrassed.
Today, Xiaotian Dog offended all the people who helped him at once.
Tan Wenjie waved his hand, and the electric chicken rushed towards him, hit him and disappeared.
"I have no business to cross a dog."
Everyone who knows him knows that he is the most magnanimous person. Pets must be kept on leashes, and... they must be castrated!
Roaring Sky Dog whimpered and glanced at Tan Wenjie, feeling a chill.
In the next few days, Tan Wenjie's learning speed slowed down. He had to slowly gain hundreds of thousands of experience points.
He simply flew out of Kunlun Mountain and went down the mountain to buy some things.
Yang Jian also began to learn how to fly in the clouds, and his progress curve was smooth and steady.
That night, Yang Jian flew away into the air.
"He seems to have flown to the moon." Jade Ding Zhenren said, looking up.
"See Chang'e? That must be his aunt." His expression suddenly became strange.
Yao Ji’s best friend.
Hiss, mom's friend? That's not the right thing to do.
Tan Wenjie had no interest in Chang'e. No matter how beautiful she was in the three realms, her appeal to him was nothing like that of Jade Ding Zhenren.
He will be able to see countless other versions of Chang'e in other worlds in the future, but only the Jade Ding Zhenren here can allow him to brush up his skills.
No one can stop him from making progress, let alone stop him from becoming inward-looking.
The practice of the Chan sect was too lazy, so he wanted to rectify the learning atmosphere and strive to be at the top.
That night, Yang Jian flew back and didn't say what he saw up there, but the young man's expression of yearning for love could not be hidden, and Tan Wenjie could tell what was wrong at a glance.
Jade Ding Zhenren and Roaring Sky Dog also looked as if they wanted to say something but hesitated, but when they heard Yang Jian say that he wanted to learn skills to save his mother, they both breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, Yang Jian did not forget his goal.
Only Tan Wenjie was not worried at all. If one's heart is not strong, he cannot become Erlang Shen. After all, Yang Jian's uncle is really ruthless and will kill him if he catches him.
The weather is getting colder.
Tan Wenjie’s cooking skills are average, but several levels higher than the other two and the dog.
He lit the stove and started a fire. Large chunks of meat rolled in the broth in the large iron pot.
"Brother Jie, what are we eating today?" Yang Jian was very tired from practice and was also very greedy.
Although the fairy fruit is delicious, who doesn’t like to eat meat?
Tan Wenjie glanced at the Roaring Sky Dog that had transformed into a human form next to him: "Dog meat hotpot."
Roaring Sky Dog: “Woo woo~”
Now it is fearless except for Tan Wenjie, who watches it sharpen its knife every day and now it really gets to eat dog meat.
Yang Jian:"……"
He knew that Tan Wenjie would not really do it, and it was difficult to persuade him, because Roaring Sky Dog had provoked Brother Jie.
As for the fact that Brother Jie is narrow-minded, he would never say anything nonsense.
Jade Ding Zhenren sniffed: "It smells so good, is there any beef?"
“I’ll buy it next time.”
When one has reached this stage of cultivation, no dietary restrictions are important. If Yuanshi Tianzun's disciples and grandchildren want to eat beef, as long as they don't go directly to the Tushita Palace to slaughter Laojun's cattle for soup, no one will care.
"The heavenly soldiers and generals are searching everywhere now and have not given up on Kunlun Mountain. They must capture you." Jade Ding Zhenren looked at Yang Jian and said, "I have seventy-two transformations, which I can teach you."
After taking a look at the dog meat boiling in the thick soup in the pot, he looked at Tan Wenjie and added, "For you."
It would be inappropriate if you don't give them some benefits when they feed you with their fairy fruits and fairy wine, as well as dog meat hotpot every day.
"Uncle Master, eat meat!" Tan Wenjie stood up immediately.
"Hehe, good nephew~"
Yang Jian on the side: "..."
As for Roaring Sky Dog, it had already hidden behind Yang Jian, fearing that Tan Wenjie would not be full and would use it as a snack.
Seventy-two transformations are Sun Wukong's signature skill. There is also a saying that Yang Jian learned the Eight-Nine Mysterious Skills. However, in this world, Jade Ding Zhenren accepted Yang Jian first and then Sun Wukong, so there is not much difference.
[You began to learn the "Seventy-two Transformations" under the guidance of Jade Ding Zhenren. Jade Ding Zhenren still cannot provide you with effective guidance. You have no idea where to start practicing the "Seventy-two Transformations". The learning success rate is -15%]
[Your talent "Immortal Body lv2", learning success rate +5%]
[Your talent is "Once in a Century Cultivation Prodigy Level 1", learning success rate +1%]
[Your physical strength is 33, learning success rate +33%]
[You failed to comprehend the "Seventy-two Transformations"]
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He glanced at Yang Jian and found that the other party was still in contemplation, but after a while he stopped and frowned slightly.
The Jade Emperor’s nephew is indeed extraordinary, and this is the world of the Lotus Lantern, so Yang Jian is the real protagonist.
If it were an ordinary person, they would not be able to learn the legendary spells even if they were given them. This is the reality.
He turned his gaze to the "Unnamed Cultivation Experience" that he had not practiced much. It came from the ancestor of Simu. It was a set of training methods. It was used to improve one's strength through hand-to-hand combat with demons and monsters. One needed to have the heart to conquer demons, and one could not practice by beating oneself.
That's why he was stuck. Tan Wenjie would fight the monster in hand-to-hand combat, but he would not let the other party hit him, as it was too dangerous to seek death.
Now that he had so many bits and pieces of experience, he poured them all into it.
Unnamed training experience lv4→lv5, physical strength +4
lv5→lv6, physical strength +5
lv6→lv7, physical strength +6
lv7→lv8, physical strength +7
lv8→lv9, physical strength +8
lv9→lv10, physical strength +9
[You successfully comprehended the "Unnamed Cultivation Experience", and you obtained the talent "Natural Brute Force"]
Natural Strength lv1: Melee power +10%, melee consumption -10%
It can be seen that for mortals to practice, if they do not have external plug-ins to help them, even if there is no bottleneck in their practice, they will have to practice at least hundreds of millions of times.
However, even if he put all his experience into it, the probability of successful learning was only 62%, which was still a long way off.
Tan Wenjie looked at Yang Jian again. The other party's aura kept changing. Although he failed in the end, it was obvious that he would soon master the Seventy-Two Transformations.
The talent cheat, the bloodline cheat, and the protagonist cheat are truly amazing.
There was no need for him to waste time in the advanced secret world, so Tan Wenjie found a corner, lay down, closed his eyes, and the secret realm opened.
30 points of Vitality investment.
Let's leave here first. After staying here for more than a month, the secret realm search seems to have crashed. He needs to go to another place to brush up on his talent and understanding.
Everything is for the sake of sending my nephew away... No, everything is for myself to become stronger.
(End of this chapter)