Chapter 491: Brother-in-law is too polite

Chapter 491: Brother-in-law is too polite

Chapter 491: Brother-in-law is too polite

"I knew it!"

Tan Wenjie slapped his thigh.

The heavily made-up "student girl" sitting next to him blinked and looked aggrieved: "Oppa, can you be gentler?"

"Huh? Korean?" Tan Wenjie looked at the other person's thigh in confusion.

As expected, I accidentally got a red mark on my face.

Help to reduce swelling.

"It's the girl group style, which was the most popular in 2002."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

His thoughts were a little confused. Before entering the [Secret Realm], he brought a suitcase with him, and the suitcase was filled with not only fairy fruits, fairy wine, etc., but also the weapons from the pseudo-fairyland that he had obtained.

At that time, I was wondering if I could bring the things that I didn’t win, but I found that I didn’t bring them.

However, he only regarded this world as a transit station. Everything was progressing too slowly in the world of Precious Lotus Lantern, so it would be better for him to return to his hometown in the Republic of China.

The world he entered this time was "Double Vision", which he had never been to before. Because he didn't care about this world at all, he didn't even refresh his identity and entered directly in a random posture.

He has become a disciple of the Immortal of the South Pole, and is working hard to improve his attributes in order to learn the Seventy-Two Transformations. The corpse-reincarnation method of ascension in this world does not attract him at all.

The task is also very simple.

[Ghost Immortal Chaos: Arrest the Ghost Immortal Sisters Xie Yali; Reward: 2000 Magic Money, 5 Experience]

[Kill Xiao and become immortal: Kill Xiao; reward: 500 experience/person]

Double pupil, having two pupils in one eye, is considered to be a peculiar fate. The two most famous people with double pupils in history are Shun and Xiang Yu.

In "Double Pupils", people with double pupils can see human goblins, and by using the method of "Five Hells to Become Immortals", they can become immortals by making human goblins die in different hells.

Tan Wenjie cannot guarantee whether it is orthodox, but it is true that this world belongs to a simple mode for him.

"Brush some Mandrills, then go home."

He got up and left.

"Hey!"

Seeing Tan Wenjie touching her legs and turning away, the female student wanted to stop him, but in the blink of an eye he disappeared.

Hell?
……

On the other side, Tan Wenjie had already used his invisibility skills to fly into the sky on the clouds.

He really didn't know how to identify the Mandrills, but since people with double pupils knew how to see, why didn't he just catch one and let the other party identify it?

It is inconvenient for Xie Yali who is not dead yet. What if he accidentally kills him and lets him complete his mission and leave this world ahead of time? That would be a huge loss.

"Ghost fairy?"

Tan Wenjie deployed his telepathic radar and captured a figure among the shivering ghosts.

Very strong, but...it seems that even Chu Renmei cannot compare to her.

A primary school somewhere.

In the classroom with closed windows.

The teacher was giving a lecture while the students were chatting quietly. The naughty boys were looking for someone to play a prank on, and Huang Meimei, who never spoke, was the best target.

Huang Meimei was kidnapped by her uncle a few years ago, and she has become taciturn since that incident.

Her hair was gently blown by the wind, and Huang Meimei raised her head and looked forward.

A woman in a blue coat with her black hair covering her face appeared there, motionless, as if looking at herself.

There seemed to be someone talking behind her.

"Who are you?!"

The voice became increasingly excited: "Who are you!"

Huang Meimei suddenly stood up.

"Huang Meimei, what are you doing? Sit down." The teacher in front spoke.

However, Huang Meimei just walked forward blankly and did not respond to the calls from the outside world.

"boom--!"

An invisible force knocked the tables and chairs on both sides askew.

Everyone was startled, but the next moment Huang Meimei suddenly burst into tears.

"mom!"

Huang Meimei was suddenly able to speak, while on the other side, only two figures that she could see quickly flew into the air.

As a ghost fairy who had already "become an immortal", this was the first time she felt powerless. She looked at the blue-robed figure cautiously, her pupils split, as if the two pupils were glued together and transformed into an ∞ shape.

The ghost fairy raised his hand and tried to slap the figure away.

The next moment, she felt a cold breath coming from behind, and she felt her head being gently embraced by a pair of cold and soft female hands.

"Ah——" She was dragged into endless darkness.

When Guixian's vision returned to normal, she found herself standing at the door of a convenience store, and a handsome young man was looking at her.

When she tried to see the other person clearly, she found that he was full of evil spirit and countless ghosts had died at his hands. At that moment, she seemed to see a huge iron door behind him, and on the iron door were inlaid the heads of demons and monsters.

They wailed and howled, and the sound made her pupils tremble.

"This bread is for you." He handed over the bread.

Ghost Fairy: "..."

Then he turned around and glanced at the convenience store, and saw that the other person was actually shopping there.

The ghost fairy respectfully raised his hands to receive the bread.

"Say thank you," he reminded.

"Thank you."

She was very well-behaved and didn't dare to breathe. She completely forgot that she was no longer a human and didn't need to breathe at all.

Although she didn't know what the other party meant, she was very sure of one thing: the blue-robed, long-haired female ghost who had easily captured her just now was his subordinate, and his strength was very strong, so strong that she couldn't see through it at all.

A true deity.

"Can the double pupils see human demons?"

"Yes."

"Do me a favor." Tan Wenjie said, "I just happen to want to kill a Mandrill, too."

"You also want to become an immortal?" She said carefully, "It's not enough to kill the Xiao to become an immortal, you need someone to help you."

"I am covered in golden light, with skin as white as ice and bones as beautiful as jade. Can't you see that I am already a deity?"

It's troublesome to talk to such a short-sighted ghost fairy.

The ghost fairy opened his mouth, not knowing how to answer.

She couldn't see through him at all and couldn't tell who the other person was or whether he was strong or weak.

But she is definitely different from herself and the blue-robed female ghost just now, because she has a body and is a "living person".

Whether one can become an immortal without dissolving into a weapon and breaking free from the constraints of the body is beyond her knowledge. After all, no one would regard "Journey to the West" as a guide to becoming an immortal.

"Forget it, take Amei to find the human Xiao."

If the human goblin is really an unforgivable criminal, his death will not only punish evil and promote good, but can also be transformed into merit.

If Shuangtong's judgment of the human goblin was only related to fate, then he would capture the two ghost fairies as quickly as possible and leave this world directly.

Turning around, the two boys at the door were staring at him in amazement.

When they noticed Tan Wenjie looking at them, they turned around and ran away in fear. After they ran far away, they dared to discuss in a low voice: "That person just talked to the air."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Next time, find a place where there is no one, or fly up to the sky to talk about work.

I tore open the bag and ate the bread, and soon the news came back.

The human goblin is indeed a human goblin, but the human goblin that needs to be killed in order to become a ghost fairy is related to the birthday.

Regardless of their birthdays, human goblins are just human goblins, and there is no benefit in killing them no matter how many there are.

"Then do it."

There are damned people who have taken advantage of legal loopholes, fugitives, war criminals, etc. There are more goblins in this world than you can imagine.

Three days later.

Tan Wenjie, who was AFK the whole time, completed the task without even doing anything himself. The Grudge version of Chu Renmei completed the task perfectly.

When leaving, Tan Wenjie looked at the two choices that appeared before him.

One is the world of the Republic of China, and the other is the world of the Lotus Lantern, which means that he now has two main worlds to choose from.

There is no need to worry about it, just choose to return to the Republic of China world. He needs to continue opening new maps.

In the world of Precious Lotus Lantern, no new secret realms had been opened, which wasted a lot of his time.

He was away for quite some time, and from "A Chinese Odyssey" to "The Lotus Lantern" and then to "The Twins", a lot of time must have been wasted between the three worlds.

After opening his eyes, Tan Wenjie turned around and asked, "How long have I slept?"

"Reply to Master, ten minutes."

He stood up and stretched.

It was only ten minutes, and my previous sense of urgency and worry didn't seem so important anymore.

If you accidentally stay in the world of the Lotus Lantern for thousands of years, it will only take 10 minutes to come back here.

There is good news. He owns two main worlds. After completing the exploration of the [Secret Realm], he can directly choose to go to the Precious Lotus Lantern world without spending extra energy or worrying about only being able to stay for a fixed time each time.

If moving between the two overworlds, he only needs to pay 30 vitality.

But there was also bad news. He couldn't draw the lottery because the Lotus Lantern world had also become one of the main worlds.

For example, if one obtains the talents of the male protagonist Yang Jian, the Immortal of the South Pole, the Prince of Jinwu, etc., the difficulties in practicing the Seventy-Two Transformations will be immediately solved.

Tan Wenjie looked at his remaining 30 points of vitality. The secret realms below level 10 could not satisfy his huge experience gap, and there was no need to go back to those low-level secret realms for the time being.

Just like in the world of "Double Vision", Chu Renmei slaughtered heinous criminals with reckless abandon and even caused panic, but in the end she only made a profit of a few million, which was not enough at all.

After returning to the world of Precious Lotus Lantern, he will not lack energy. He can eat as much fairy wine and fairy fruit as he wants, and then he can revisit the old place when the time comes.

Before the next new secret realm appeared, Tan Wenjie was very relaxed. In particular, he was very serious about asking Caiyi to help him charge the Seven Star Magic Beads. This was related to his energy reserves, which could save lives at a critical moment, so he could not be careless.

He opened the gates of hell and drew a lottery.

Single draw.

There was a flash of purple light.

【Xie Yali's elder sister】

Obtain the talent "Double Pupils".

Double pupils lv1: People with double pupils can distinguish between human goblins.

Tan Wenjie picked up the mirror and looked at his eyes.

(∞)

I don't feel there is much difference, but the theory of fate is very mysterious and it's hard to say without encountering an application scenario.

So he drew 20 more single draws, and a total of 18 draws resulted in double pupils. It can be seen that double pupils are not too precious.

Until this time something changed.

Double pupils lv19: People with double pupils can distinguish between falsehood and good and evil, and are born extraordinary.

Tan Wenjie blinked, his eyes shone with divine light, and then he blinked again, (∞) his eyes immediately returned to normal.

Time passed slowly.

On August 15th, the family sat in the yard to admire the moon after dinner.

Tan Wenjie, Caiyi, Bai Rourou, Ren Tingting, Ao Ningshuang, in addition to the elder sister-in-law Bai Miner and Jingjing.

Two women can set up a stage to perform a play, and a group of women get together. At this moment, Tan Wenjie deeply understood Tang Bohu's feelings.

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Eating mooncakes is also an important part that cannot be ignored.

"Master, what are you looking at?" Bai Rourou picked up some food for him.

Tan Wenjie replied: "I was wondering how beautiful Chang'e was and why Yang Jian was so distracted after seeing her."

"Who?" Bai Rourou asked.

How come she has never heard of this version? When did Erlang Shen fall in love with Chang'e? Even if we have to say that he was absent-minded, it should be Marshal Tianpeng.

"But I think Chang'e is probably not as beautiful as you." Tan Wenjie said seriously.

He didn't lie. He hadn't seen Chang'e yet, so it didn't count if he hadn't seen her.

30 days passed in a flash, and a new [Secret Realm] was opened, but the result still disappointed Tan Wenjie.

Level 5 Secret Realm: Painted Skin

There is still no need to enter, the level is too low and not challenging. There may be a reward of one or two thousand magic coins.

He wasn't interested in the stuff inside, but he could still get the magic money by "hanging up", but not here.

……

In the world of Precious Lotus Lantern, there is a cave which is said to be “not found even by Yuanshi Tianzun”.

Tan Wenjie opened his eyes.

What catches your eye is a long face with shifty eyes.

It is the face of Roaring Sky Dog after it turns into a human.

"Master, he's awake, he's awake!"

Tan Wenjie kicked the dog almost subconsciously. He didn't feel embarrassed at all to beat the dog in front of its owner.

"Woof woof!" Howling Sky Dog reacted quickly, got on all fours and turned around and ran.

When he hid behind Yang Jian, he found that Tan Wenjie just raised his foot and patted the dust off it, and did not really kick him.

Feeling that he was being teased, Xiaotian Dog barked twice at Tan Wenjie.

It's better to lose the battle than the dog. Moreover, he is by the side of his master Yang Jian, demonstrating what it means to rely on the power of his master.

"Roaring Sky Dog!" Yang Jian raised his hand.

"Woo woo." Howling Sky Dog fell to the ground and exposed its belly to Yang Jian.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

This scene is a bit eye-catching. Not only is the Sky-Roaring Dog, who has transformed into a human, wearing a black tights, but his dog habits have also not changed.

Show your belly when you are trying to show weakness and curry favor.

Yang Jian:"……"

He also felt uncomfortable. It was fine for Xiaotian Dog to help scratch his belly when he was still a dog, but now that he had become a grown man, how could he bring himself to do that?

Yang Jian quickly walked up to Tan Wenjie and asked, "Brother Jie, how are you?"

Tan Wenjie looked at him with contempt. What happened to the master-servant relationship they had agreed on?

"Howling Sky Dog, your master..."

"Brother Jie!" Yang Jian interrupted quickly.

Although they didn't spend much time together, but seeing the tricks Tan Wenjie used to make fun of Roaring Sky Dog, Yang Jian knew that if the other party turned his attention to him, he would not be able to cope with it.

But he didn't want to let Roaring Sky Dog know that he didn't want to scratch his belly.

"What do you want me to do?" asked Xiaotian Dog.

Tan Wenjie: "We're having dog meat hotpot tonight, would you like to come?"

Roaring Sky Dog was both scared and anxious: "I, you... you don't know how to be a good dog!"

Others were just talking, but Tan Wenjie had eaten dog meat several times in front of them, and the mental shock to Roaring Sky Dog was so great that the person Roaring Sky Dog was most afraid of now was Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie looked at Yang Jian: "I slept for a long time?"

"You slept for two and a half days." Yang Jian nodded, "Master doesn't understand what happened to you either."

"I sometimes sleep a little longer, don't worry, it's not a disease."

But he was confused in his heart. When he was in the Republic of China world, he only needed to take a nap for about 10 minutes to travel through the secret realm, but here it took two and a half days.

There are more than 3600 minutes in two and a half days, which is more than 360 times the difference.

"One day in heaven is equal to one year on earth?"

I found out why I had been here for more than a month but my salary didn't increase at all.

In other words, if you want to increase your vitality or explore new secrets here, you either have to stay in heaven for 30 days or stay on earth for 30 years.

Yang Jian was just feeling lucky that Roaring Sky Dog didn't chase him and let him touch his belly, but when he saw Tan Wenjie's expression change, he couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong?"

"Nothing." Tan Wenjie said, "I plan to sleep for a few more days."

"Hmm?" Although Yang Jian was confused, he still nodded.

Watching Tan Wenjie take out the magic fruit and magic wine, he ate and drank for a while and then fell asleep.

For eight consecutive days, Tan Wenjie ate and slept, and slept and ate like this.

For the first time, I was able to speed through "Painted Skin" with Chu Renmei, the Black Mountain Old Demon and the flying zombie by AFK.

After waking up and eating a lot for a while, Tan Wenjie fell asleep again.

The second time, the hanger was connected to "Painted Wall" again.

The third time, "Surveying the Tomb".

This is a world full of people of low strength and low level, and he not only has no regrets, he doesn't even want to get involved in anything.

The amount of money he had accumulated back to 8500.

Yang Jian also got used to his style of snoring and practiced hard on his own.

"Ha~" Tan Wenjie stretched and sat up.

"Hey, what's wrong with your eyes?" Xiaotian Dog suddenly asked.

Tan Wenjie raised his foot to kick, but Xiaotian Dog immediately ran to the side. Dogs are like that, they are afraid of being beaten but they dare to show their teeth as long as their owners are around.

Jade Ding Zhenren looked over when he heard this and said: "Why do you have double pupils!"

"Uncle Master, I won't tell anyone casually that I have seven stars under my feet and have a Purple Star destiny, and I won't tell anyone about my double pupils casually. I am very low-key."

Yang Jian and Jade Ding Zhenren didn't say anything.

Xiaotian Dog spoke out what the two were thinking: "But you said it all out loud, you are not being low-key at all."

"Yang Jian, do you know that in my hometown, pets often get into trouble because they are too active, especially during the estrus period, so we will choose..."

As he said this, he gestured with his hand like a pair of scissors and cut the Sky Roaring Dog with a "click".

"Woo woo!" Howling Sky Dog huddled its legs together and shrank behind Yang Jian, then took advantage of the power of its master to bark twice at Tan Wenjie to express its dissatisfaction.

"Hahahaha!" Tan Wenjie laughed.

……

In the recent practice of the seventy-two transformations, Yang Jian has already mastered the basics and can transform into arrows, darts, etc.

Tan Wenjie was sleeping soundly, and even after waking up he was unable to enter the house.

According to Jade Ding Zhenren's speculation, Yang Jian will be able to master the seventy-two transformations in two to three years at most.

Tan Wenjie waved at Yang Jian, put his arm around his shoulders and whispered, "Do you have any tips for learning the Seventy-Two Transformations?"

This matter must be avoided by Jade Ding Zhenren, as the other party will only read out the script and will bring him a negative impact of -15%.

But Yang Jian really learned it and got started, and his theoretical knowledge is definitely richer than that of Jade Ding Zhenren.

"This..." Yang Jian hesitated and glanced at his master.

Tan Wenjie patted his chest and said, "I have to go out in two days. You know that the heavenly soldiers and generals outside will not bother me. If you need my help, just tell me."

"I would like to ask Brother Jie to go to the Jinguan Cave in Qianyuan Mountain. Nezha must know where Taoshan is. My sister Yang Chan was also rescued by Nezha. Maybe she is in the Jinguan Cave. Please ask Brother Jie to take care of my sister."

"Uncle... Ahem, Yang Jian, you are too polite."

"Brother Jie, what did you just say?" Yang Jian asked in confusion.

"I said, we are all family."

(End of this chapter)