Chapter 514: Brushing Life in Person
Chapter 514: Brushing Life in Person
Everyone climbed out of the basement.
Kurt: "We should split up."
As soon as he finished speaking, Holden and Dana almost subconsciously turned their heads to look at Tan Wenjie.
Because he had complained about it just before.
It follows the classic clichés of cheesy horror movies.
Tan Wenjie: “I agree!”
Two people: "..."
"I think maybe we should act together as at least two people," Holden said.
Kurt was with his girlfriend Julie, and they kept looking at the woods outside with ambiguous eyes. Anyone could tell what they were going to do.
"Well, Martin and Dana, go together." Kurt pointed casually, "See you later, guys."
After leaving a clear and understandable smile, Kurt took Julie away.
Holden: “?”
Wait, there’s another law in horror movies. Whoever is left alone must die, and... people of color must die first.
"Fake!"
When he turned around again, he was the only one left here.
The anticipation he had before coming here had turned into panic, and he felt that something was clearly wrong in the cabin.
at the same time.
underground.
A large group of people gathered in front of the screens that covered the wall.
"They didn't pick our favorite cute little princess," one person complained.
Another person said: "But it's time for our new employees to go online for the first time."
"Wow, they are chewing each other."
On the screen, Kurt and Julie were completely unaware that they were being watched, and the two were so passionately attracted to each other that they had already entered the stage of taking off their armor.
Everyone put down their work.
Just as Julie was about to unbutton her clothes, she suddenly pushed her boyfriend away.
"a little cold."
"Fuck!"
Disappointing.
"Raise the temperature of the woods and add something to add to the mood."
When the two are in high spirits, the new killer they arranged is about to appear and kill them when they are most excited and their blood is boiling.
Everyone was waiting for the massacre to begin.
"Over there, by the lake!" Someone noticed that in the surveillance footage in the corner, "Martin" and Dana were sitting by the lake, with the cool moonlight draped on their shoulders.
Dana was talking about her unrequited love with her mentor, while Martin was smoking alone, nodding and responding from time to time.
Gurgle, bubbles appear on the water surface.
A head in a hockey mask emerged from the water.
The first hunt comes from the murderer Jason.
Jason approached from the water with a machete, attempting a sneak attack.
"It's a bit cold here." Martin stood up and turned around to look back, and was startled by Jason, whose body was already half out.
"Fuck, who are you!"
Seeing that he had been exposed, Jason didn't care about anything else and jumped out with a machete with iron rings nailed on it that kept making clanking sounds.
"Ah——!" Dana screamed.
But unlike the screams of girls in ordinary horror movies, she actually pulled Martin and ran.
Jason: "..."
This was the first time it encountered such a difficult prey and it actually ran away.
Martin: "Why is there an iron ring on your knife? Is it to prevent children from swallowing it by mistake?"
Jason turned his head sharply and looked at Martin.
The hand holding the knife trembled, and a familiar feeling came over him. Who said that murderers have no memories? He wanted to chop Freddy into pieces just like he did now, and he would also feel instinctive fear when he saw someone.
Jason, who remained silent, quickened his pace, grabbed Martin with one hand, lifted him up and jumped into the lake.
"Martin!" Dana shouted as she looked at the lake that had returned to calm.
It's too dangerous here, she wants to go back and find someone to help.
……
"Where is Jason taking him?"
"The camera was lost."
In the underground base, a group of people were in a panic.
There were problems with the sacrifice at the beginning.
The sacrifice that was supposed to be killed by the killer actually disappeared along with the killer.
Until then a weak voice said: "Jason seems to have brought him to us."
Looking in the direction of the finger, on the screen, Jason, carrying the sacrifice and holding a large ring knife, was taking the elevator down.
The supervisor said, "Fuck, get the security forces over here right now!"
"There's no need to be so anxious." Someone didn't care.
It is not just North America that is offering sacrifices to the old gods. As long as one place in the world succeeds, the old gods can be appeased in a short period of time, and then a second sacrifice can be arranged to easily resolve the crisis.
It's impossible that the whole world's sacrifice would fail.
The others also nodded. It was a sure win, otherwise no one would regard this job as a retirement opportunity. Even if there were problems in North America, there was still Sadako in East Asia, who was a world-famous female ghost.
"Something went wrong. The Japanese sacrifice failed."
"what?"
They immediately changed the screen and saw Sadako, who had just crawled out of the TV, being dragged back into the TV by a long-haired, masked female ghost wearing a blue robe who looked like Sadako.
The sacrifice did not die, and the sacrifice was not even aware that a ghost had appeared.
"All the ghosts in East Asia were dragged away by that blue-robed female ghost and dragged into the well."
"Then?"
"We've lost the signal and can't get in touch with them. It's very likely that something bad is going to happen."
"..."
"Fuck, there's a problem in South Asia too! A black figure broke into the base underground in Thailand."
The scene on the screen switched to an underground base in Thailand, where a huge black mechanical giant with a flag on its back and its hands turned into dragon-headed energy cannons sweeping across.
The fleeing evil spirit was caught by the black cloth covering the sky and sucked into the body of the mechanical giant, which grew taller and stronger.
The entire North American base was immediately filled with gasps of shock.
"So, now we are the only ones left, and we cannot fail?"
"Yes."
They immediately turned their attention back to their base. Even now they still didn't believe that anything would go wrong.
Although the surveillance camera in the elevator was blown up, causing them to temporarily lose their vision inside the elevator, the troops had already ambushed them in advance, and when Jason appeared carrying the sacrifice Martin, they immediately shot them into sieves.
Ding--
Elevator arrives.
Four figures rushed out from inside.
Jason, Miles, Jennifer and Freddy.
"Fuck, when did they get there!" the supervisor yelled, "Doesn't anyone care about the other sacrifices?"
After quickly scanning the other surveillance cameras, I unexpectedly discovered that Kurt and others were gathered together and were preparing to drive away.
"Close the door and stop them!" the supervisor shouted.
There were bursts of gunfire.
The supervisor turned around and saw Miles and other monsters rushing into the security team, accompanied by bursts of blood splattering, limbs flying everywhere, and blood spurting out like a floodgate, splashing the walls red.
Tan Wenjie walked forward slowly.
"We are saving the world!" The supervisor looked at Tan Wenjie who was gradually approaching him and stepped back subconsciously, "You can't destroy this place. If you guys don't die, the evil god will destroy the world."
He tried to soothe with words.
"Sacrifice you to save the world."
Tan Wenjie walked towards the control console without even looking at him.
The huge red button was right in front of us.
"You don't do any fool-proofing?" Tan Wenjie turned to look at his supervisor in surprise.
He could understand that there was a one-click destruction program in the confidential base, at least it could be explained from the perspective of "it cannot be exposed".
But what is the use of a red button that can release all monsters with one click in an underground secret base?
"Alien?"
Tan Wenjie's attention was attracted by a figure.
The existence of aliens means that there are aliens and spaceships in this world.
Select the alien's detention room and release it.
The facehugger and the adult alien rushed out together and targeted Tan Wenjie. It was obvious that the alien had the ability to distinguish between humans and monsters.
Snap! Tan Wenjie slashed with his knife quickly, splitting the facehugger in half. The corrosive body fluids spilled on the ground, leaving a mottled pit with a hissing sound.
The alien roared and tried to pounce, but was held down by Jason and Miles. They ignored the alien's fierce attack, pierced the alien's head with the knife in their hands, and endured the erosion of corrosive body fluids.
"too slow."
Tan Wenjie's eyes fell on the red button again.
Who can resist the temptation to press the "nuclear weapon" launch button?
"and many more!"
pat.
As Tan Wenjie pressed the red button with his finger, the air in the entire underground base stagnated for five seconds, as if time had stopped and no one dared to breathe.
"Ding——" the door opened and countless monsters poured out.
Tan Wenjie strode forward, put on the skin of the Lord of Hell, and was wrapped in flames and turned into a demon under the incredulous gaze of the supervisor.
"Y-you..." he stammered.
With a whoosh, a kitchen knife pierced the supervisor's throat from behind.
Using living people as sacrifices, killing them for fun, and then pretending to be a world saver to put themselves on the moral high ground.
Tan Wenjie has only one attitude towards this: he should be killed.
"Err!"
A white horse with a long sharp horn rushed over, followed by werewolves, vampire bats, giant pythons, etc.
Jason was pierced through the chest by a unicorn and nailed to the wall, Miles was pinned to the ground and unable to move, and Jennifer was carried into the sky by a vampire bat. When facing ordinary people, they can defeat the enemy with the advantage of immortality, but when facing monsters of the same kind, the gap in strength and ability cannot be filled, and they become the objects of torture and killing.
The giant python opened its mouth, spewing out fishy air, and bit towards Tan Wenjie, but before it could touch Tan Wenjie, it was knocked over by the lightning and flames surrounding its body.
The lightning spread from the body's surface and extended outward, creating a chain reaction with the cables throughout the base, forming an electric grid that was completely under the control of Tan Wenjie.
He spread his fingers on both hands and suddenly clenched his fists.
The lightning was pulled and twisted into an electric gun, attacking everyone indiscriminately.
At this moment, all you can see is the flash of lightning.
Progress bar 100%...150%...200%...300%...
He clenched his fists and raised them suddenly towards the sky.
Thunderclouds gathered in the sky, pulling downwards like a two-handed battle axe.
"Boom!"
Lightning struck the ground, sweeping away all the monsters present with the power of heavenly punishment.
The werewolf whimpered as it was evaporated on the spot by the high temperature and lightning. The vampire flapped its wings hard, but its speed was not enough to escape the pursuit. It could only watch half of its body being swallowed by the lightning, until it was finally completely buried in the thunder.
The ogres who were still feasting on the ground tilted their heads, and the next moment, the lightning swept through, leaving only a charred mess.
Tan Wenjie let out a breath.
His gaze turned to the clown with a weird grin in front of him.
Being able to survive the thunder bombardment does take some skill. The opponent quickened his pace and rushed over.
"puff--!"
The crescent air wave split the clown in half.
Tan Wenjie grabbed the golden bow.
The most useful weapon in his hand now is the golden bow.
The fierce attack just now caused him to consume a lot of mana, so he could use the golden bow to fill the gap. There were many monsters in the entire base, but almost none of them could pose a threat to Tan Wenjie.
No matter what kind of demons they are, or whether they are powerful evil spirits, in the Eastern system, Tan Wenjie has already been deified. For a god to deal with some demons and monsters, it is natural and easy to capture them.
What's more, Tan Wenjie used a trick to enter the late-stage map directly, which is like using a level 50 weapon to go to a level 15 map. If the weapon cannot crush the enemy, it must be because of a problem with his operation.
While attacking, the Demon Lord's ability began to frantically absorb evil spirits and transform them into his own power.
Life, mana, and physical strength are all increasing rapidly.
"Rumble"
The ground began to shake.
A huge hand broke through the ground and stretched out.
The sacrificed old god woke up in anger because the ritual had completely failed.
A towering figure rose from the ground, and the giant that blocked out the sky and the sun was as tall as a mountain range.
The four sacrifices, who had already sensed something was wrong, were looking for ways to escape. When they heard the sound, they turned around and looked back.
"Fuck, what is that?"
"giant?"
The giant made entirely of energy raised his head and roared, but then "boom" an equally huge figure appeared out of thin air.
Follow the laws of heaven and earth - Tan Wenjie.
He turned around and moved the mountain, and under the stunned gaze of the only four spectators, he took a huge step and crashed into the energy giant with a huge earth-shaking movement.
"Boom!"
The old gods of this world collide with the Eastern gods from other places.
Every movement of both sides will cause the ground to collapse, causing changes in the terrain. Ordinary people feel like they are at the center of an earthquake, unable to stand steadily and can only lie on the ground, praying that they will not be sucked into the death rift.
The old god's killing power was extremely strong. The moment he was hit, Tan Wenjie's health was reduced to double digits.
His attack could only make the opponent stagger and retreat.
Except for the scars left by the diamond knife and the golden bow.
The combination of two beads, the combination of two swords, the Vajra Protector, the train, the Vajra Sword... Tan Wenjie used the magic weapon to bless himself and rode on the old god to attack continuously.
The sky was filled with flames, lightning, and cold wind, so dazzling that I dared not look directly at it.
The old god tore through the storm of multiple mana condensed and attacked forcefully with his energy body.
The impact hit Tan Wenjie's chest.
The Immortal God of War successfully made him invincible and unable to die.
He drew his bow, using his diamond knife as a bullet.
The bowstring vibrated slightly, and the diamond knife shot out, leaving a golden trail.
A ball of fire burst out from the old god's eyes, and only the strongest attack could kill through the opponent's body.
His body staggered backward.
"Bang!" He fell to the ground.
Things have come to this point, there is no need to worry about anything else, he released everything he could hit, and pulled the old gods into the surface world, and then deeper into the inner world.
Huhu——
The storm blew.
Kurt and the other four hugged each other and hid behind a huge rock and managed to escape the disaster.
They waited for a while and only got up from the ground after making sure there was no danger.
"What is this place?" Kurt scratched his head.
The valley has disappeared, and all that is left is a vast expanse of space. There is even a huge basin right in front of us.
Looking up, the sky is as blue as a mirror.
But when he turned around to look, he could not see the two giants, as if everything that had just happened was an absurd dream.
"Where's Martin?"
"Damn it, we have to get out of here!"
……
[You are seriously injured and on the verge of death. Your "Unnamed Cultivation Experience" has been exercised, and your physical strength +1]
[You successfully defeated the old gods of the earth. You are rejected by the will of the world. You are about to be expelled from the world of "Friday the 3th". The countdown is 2, 1, ...]
"Cough cough!"
Tan Wenjie opened his eyes.
Looking at his body, it was covered in blood and he was indeed injured.
This was the first time he had brought back an injury, and also the first time he was driven out of a secret realm.
When I opened the [Secret Realm], I found that the world belonging to "Friday the 13th" was gray and locked.
"If I don't go, I won't go."
Tan Wenjie had a very good mentality. He caught almost all the monsters in that world and made a lot of money.
Especially the battle with the old gods, which was a very enjoyable one for him.
It's a pity that he lacks the power of the Lotus Lantern to sustain his energy, otherwise he would definitely ride on the opponent's head and attack fiercely.
Due to lack of physical strength, he restrained himself during the fight.
The physical injuries are nothing. Even if the injuries are fundamental, you can go back to the Precious Lotus Lantern world and let Yang Chan use the Precious Lotus Lantern to help heal the injuries.
In the next few days, Tan Wenjie ate and drank and healed his wounds by himself, and no one could notice that something was wrong with him.
The gap in strength is too huge, whether it is 1 or 10000, it is unfathomable to ordinary people.
"lottery."
The new prize pool is locked in "Friday the 13th", which contains many monsters, and Tan Wenjie has his own lottery target.
【Old God of Earth】, Red
Talent: Old God.
Old God lv1: The former lord of the earth, who gathers fanatical believers and possesses eternal wisdom and power (can absorb and fuse talents with the same attributes).
Satan, Red
Talent: Demon Lord level increase.
[Alessa], Red Talent: Demon Lord level increased.
The improvement of the Demon Lord's talent is mainly in absorbing souls and converting them into power. After reaching 20%, the efficiency can be much higher by killing and eating at the same time.
The surface world and the inner world are becoming more and more stable. Unlike Alessa, he did not choose Silent Hill as his territory, but chose himself.
In other words, as long as he opens the surface world, the space he is in will be forcibly pulled into a parallel dimension.
There are good and bad things, such as Alessa owns Silent Hill, where she can hide anywhere and no one can escape.
But Tan Wenjie is the controller of the outer world and the inner world. If you defeat him, you can leave. He himself is the core of the formation.
"It's a waste to use the surface world and the inner world in the same way. We should set up a few more large formations."
A trap is set up in the surface world, and the only way out leads to the inner world, where a killing array is set up.
When the trapped person escapes and wants to breathe a sigh of relief, death will greet him.
Tan Wenjie couldn't help laughing, this was great.
Then he set his sights on the talents of the Old Gods, who were able to merge talents. It just so happened that he had some duplicate talents, or some of them were useful at first but were no longer necessary.
Strengthening requires streamlining.
For the first time, fusion was performed with the talent of "eye".
Yin-Yang Eyes lv13 + Double Pupils lv19 + Clairvoyance lv2 = Heavenly Eyes lv3
Sky Eye lv3: 30% chance to see through illusions, able to distinguish good from evil, with divine light and the ability to see thousands of miles away.
The second time, the fusion was done with the talent of "inviting gods".
跺地lv1+侍神lv1+拘神遣将lv1+脚踏七星lv4=紫薇帝命lv1
Ziwei Emperor Fate lv1: Extremely high fate, naturally suppresses evil spirits, obeys orders in front of the altar, and controls the team's all-round gain +20%
the third time:
Demon Star Tai Sui Guardian God lv1 + Undead God of War lv6 = Guardian God of War lv3
Guardian God of War lv3: Automatically protects the body, has armor of 30% of life (can be bound to a mythical beast), has a 10% chance of avoiding death when life is in danger, and retains 1 life.
Tan Wenjie looked at the "divine beasts" around him, and finally found that the only one that could be considered special was the three-headed dragon on his feet.
Final armor display (bound to: Three-headed Dragon).
His 30% life armor is fused and bound with the life bar of the three-headed dragon, which is actually a good thing. When there is danger, the three-headed dragon will be killed first.
the fourth time:
Innate body lv1 + immortal body lv4 + birthday blessing lv16 = natural holy spirit lv4
Born Holy Spirit lv4: Transcend the mortal realm, be blessed with good fortune, avoid danger and seek good fortune, pure magic power, gathering of immortal energy, luck +3, good health and longevity, eternal youth, recovery speed from negative states +160%, life recovery speed +40%, cultivation speed +40%
The fifth fusion:
Natural Water Spirit lv2 + Water Flooding Jinshan lv25 = Natural Water Spirit lv5
Natural Water Spirit lv5: Water magic consumption -180%, Water magic comprehension +6
the sixth time:
Sharpening the spear before the battle lv1+Ghost painting lv5=Sharpening the spear before the battle lv5
Sharpening the Gun before the Battle lv5: Temporary bless, for every 1 life, weapon and talisman effect +1%
Seventh time:
Dragon Power lv1+Exorcist lv1=Dragon Power lv2
Dragon's might lv2: When attacking, you will gain dragon's might, causing mental oppression on the enemy.
The remaining talents are not very similar to each other and are mutually exclusive.
Life in Tanjia Town has not changed much.
However, recently there are more people coming to seek to see the gods, ask for medicine, or want to learn magic, all kinds of people.
There were even warlords who sent letters hoping to invite the gods from Tanjia Town to their house for a visit, but Tan Wenjie ignored them all.
He was interested in managing his own little piece of land and had no interest in the disputes in the world. If he had that time, he would rather study new stockings with Ren Tingting.
"What are you thinking?"
Holding Tingting in his arms and touching her stockings, Tan Wenjie found that his evil heart was suppressed and his Buddhist nature prevailed.
The domineering sage mode is something that even he is not immune to.
"I was thinking, our stockings are so good, it would be a shame if we can't promote them."
"The cost is too high." Ren Tingting shook her head.
The output of Tiancan silk has indeed caught up, but it can only be supplied to the Tan family. For outsiders, Tiancan silk is still hard to come by.
"cost?"
Tan Wenjie looked at the open window, and his vision seemed to be able to penetrate the sky and see the moon.
He wants to promote stockings to the sky. If all the fairies in the sky wear stockings, this goal can be achieved.
Since Nezha knows the number one female tailor in the Three Realms, Zhinu, he can promote it as well and let Chang'e, the Seven Fairies and others wear it.
The more I think about it, the more feasible it seems.
"Go back and study hard to forge equipment."
If possible, go to Tushita Palace to find Taishang Laojun to learn how to make equipment. As we all know, the less you wear, the higher the attributes. Such a fine tradition must be popular among the fairy sisters.
It’s all for the transformation of the three realms.
I have the motivation to study.
Fifteen, night.
Wild mountains and ridges.
Tan Wenjie was holding two flags, and in front of him stood the Black Mountain Old Demon and Chu Renmei.
In the previous world, the Black Mountain Demon ate too much and now he has bulged into a ball.
Chu Renmei was filled with resentment and evil spirits, and her clothes were no longer blue, but had become dark blue.
As soon as they appeared just now, the little ghosts within dozens of miles were scared and ran away in all directions, and the wild beasts in the mountains and forests fled or simply huddled on the ground and trembled.
"In the name of Patrolling Heavenly Mighty Spirit, I appoint Chu Renmei as the guardian of my altar and the general who will lead the way. She can enjoy the incense in the temple!"
Chu Renmei's body trembled, and her black hair was blown away by the wind, revealing her delicate face.
The fierceness and resentment in his body did not disappear, but there was a sense of spirit in him.
Looking at the flag in his hand, there was only one word written on it: "Ren".
Tan Wenjie waved two flags, and the Black Mountain Old Demon and Chu Renmei disappeared, finally putting his mind at ease.
With the help of incense and offerings in the future, Chu Renmei and the Black Mountain Old Demon will be like the officers and generals following Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
Just kill, don't save, your major is suitable, and you can barely get a career. Even if you kill everyone in the future, you can still maintain a little divinity. The most important thing is that you will not be killed by others at will.
It’s easier to get along if you have a background.
……
As for the Tan family's plan to preserve their offspring, the ladies are very enthusiastic.
Tan Wenjie had no idea what would happen if gods and humans had children, or whether it would violate the laws of this world. He hadn't even thought about taking a walk in heaven.
The mythological power in the world of the Republic of China is much different from that in the world of the Lotus Lantern. It is mixed with metaphysics and science.
Tan Wenjie’s attitude is to give birth if pregnant.
If you can't win, run away, and come back if you can win. This has always been his style of doing things. No matter how strong the enemy is in the future, their upgrade speed will definitely not be as fast as his own.
It may be that it is difficult to keep the immortal seeds, at least during this period, the ladies' stomachs have not shown any movement, but their skin is getting better and better, white and rosy, and they are full of energy every day, always greeting people with a smile.
Whether one is practicing or not, everyone is developing towards a more "excellent" direction.
But every time Bai Min'er looked at him, there was something strange in her eyes, and she would actively avoid him.
My sister-in-law always avoids suspicion and likes to stay in seclusion.
In comparison, Nianying was different. She would jump happily in front of him every day.
In the morning, Nianying came over again under the pretext of looking for Tingting.
"Tingting hasn't gotten up yet?"
Her eyes kept scanning Tan Wenjie's face.
"She is too tired and hasn't woken up yet."
"Oh."
Nianying's cheeks flushed slightly.
She is a grown-up girl but she is not stupid. Her sister Michelle had also given her careful instructions before she came.
The entire Tan family knew that even if Nianying didn't get married after coming to the Tan family, she would definitely become a concubine in the future. The eldest girl moved in without saying anything, and no one would want her if she moved out again.
After taking another peek, Nianying said, "I'll go see Tingting."
After saying that, he rushed into the room.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Raising his hand and touching his cheek, he admitted that he was becoming more and more attractive, especially since this face was getting further and further away from the muscular general image he wanted.
However, Tan Wenjie doesn't care at all whether others like his money, his face, or his abilities. These are all part of him, just in different proportions.
In Tingting's room.
Tingting just opened her eyes and heard someone calling her.
"Nianying?"
"What's wrong with your throat?" Nianying sat on the edge of the bed, glancing at it all the time.
"I might be sick." Tingting's cheeks flushed.
Nianying's face was also red: "Do you want me to lie on the bed with you?"
Tingting: “Ah?”
Shouldn't you ask him to find a doctor for you?
"Wenjie knows magic, and he didn't even get up to help you. That means there's nothing wrong with your body." Nianying analyzed in a very methodical manner, "I see you don't want to get up, so why don't I stay with you and lie down for a while."
Tingting: “…”
You'd better accompany me.
"Just lie down."
Nianying crawled into the bed and sniffed.
Tingting said, "After he got up, he asked the maid to change the bedding."
……
A new round of [Secret Realm] is finally explored again.
Looking at "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One" and the high reward of "500 French coins", Tan Wenjie confirmed his previous guess again.
The highest level of secret realms found in the Republic of China world will not exceed lv15.
According to the development of the mobile game, it is now time for him to "change the map", but so far Tan Wenjie has not found any relevant clues.
I was thinking about whether I should go back to the Lotus Lantern and stay in the human world for 30 years, and then explore a new secret realm.
"Brother Jack!"
Zhu Dachang came over rubbing his face.
"Master is looking for you again?" asked Tan Wenjie.
Zhu Dachang was surprised: "How did you know?"
Tan Wenjie smiled but said nothing.
"Correct!"
Zhu Dachang couldn't help but complain: "He asked me to pass on a message for you, and when he left, he said he was itching to do it."
"Filial piety is the most important virtue."
"Then why not look for you?" Zhu Dachang muttered.
"Because Second Uncle loves you." Tan Wenjie explained, "He knows that it hurts more when I hit someone."
Zhu Dachang: “…”
It turns out that he has to beat himself no matter what, just with a different person.
Forget it, let's just let Second Uncle spank him. Being slapped in a dream would make him feel scared but not painful. On the contrary, if he was slapped by Tan Wenjie, he would be in trouble for several days.
"What message do you want to convey?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"I'm going to ask you to go to the underworld tonight." Zhu Dachang placed a token on the table, "I'm going to tell you that I have something to discuss with you."
"Looking for me?" Tan Wenjie's heart moved.
He was not worried about the underworld causing trouble for him. Even though his current strength was not enough to cause trouble in the underworld, if some ghosts in the underworld wanted to cause trouble for him, it would be like a moth to a flame.
"Brother Jie, what are you going to do?" Zhu Dachang asked curiously.
"You're definitely not asking me to be the King of Hell."
“I know it’s definitely not.”
Zhu Dachang chatted for a few minutes and then turned and left.
Tan Wenjie was left looking at the token and thinking.
After nightfall, Tan Wenjie took the token and did not choose to leave his body. Instead, he directly held up a red paper umbrella, drew the boundary between the yin and yang worlds, and headed straight for the underworld.
Hades.
The city died in vain.
Second Uncle rubbed his hands nervously.
Since he reported to the underworld, with the financial support of Tan Wenjie and his identity and qualifications, it was not difficult for him to climb up.
After some efforts, he finally got the opportunity to work under the Seventh and Eighth Masters.
Unexpectedly, the two asked him a question, whether Tan Wenjie was the apprentice of his second uncle, and whether they could invite Tan Wenjie to have a drink.
"Did that kid do something wrong again?" Second Uncle Grandfather wondered in his heart, "If I had known earlier, I would have told that kid not to admit that he was my disciple when he went out next time."
"Seventh Master and Eighth Master said!"
The little devil shouted at the top of his voice.
Two ghost figures, one tall and one short, came from the distance, holding mourning sticks, one dressed in black and the other dressed in white.
The ghost in white has a long tongue and a hat with the words "Get rich at first sight" written on it, while the ghost in black has the words "Peace in the world" written on his hat.
They are the legendary "Black and White Impermanence".
There are many people in this world who cannot name the Ten Kings of Hell, but there are very few Chinese who speak Chinese and do not know the Black and White Impermanence.
"Seventh Uncle, Eighth Uncle" Second Uncle hurried forward to greet him.
"When will that person come?" asked Bai Wuchang.
"It should be time." Second Uncle was also surprised and apologized, "When that brat comes, I will make him toast you and apologize."
After all, he is my disciple, I must not offend him.
"No, no." Bai Wuchang waved his hand quickly, "Let's wait a little longer. It's a good opportunity to chat with you."
Hei Wuchang nodded: "That's right."
Second uncle: “?”
Although he was confused, he still had a smile on his face. After living for so many years, he had already developed a lot of skills and his emotions did not show on his face.
Suddenly there was a noisy sound in the distance.
"Here it comes!" Bai Wuchang turned around and said.
The second uncle looked in the direction Bai Wuchang was facing, and saw Tan Wenjie walking towards him wearing a long robe and holding a red paper umbrella.
Behind him followed a group of little devils, some holding shackles, some holding steel knives, and they looked ferocious and vicious.
"Why are you here just now!" Second Uncle winked at Tan Wenjie, "Come over quickly and toast to Master Seven and Master Eight to apologize!"
Tan Wenjie looked at the two ghost officials.
The strength of these two people is not that strong, but their identities are not simple. They are equivalent to the celebrity figures in the underworld office. Not only are people afraid of them, even the monsters and gods who have achieved enlightenment are afraid of them.
As long as you are not immortal, there will be a day when you will die. No matter how powerful you are, when the Black and White Impermanence come, the wisest choice is to surrender.
Unless you also have the ability of Sun Wukong and can sell the Book of Life and Death.
“No, no!” The two ghosts waved their hands and invited enthusiastically, “Please take a seat, Immortal.”
Second uncle: “?”
No! Is this right? Why did he feel a little dizzy? He had never heard of people daydreaming after they died.
"I don't have a priesthood." Tan Wenjie said, "You two gods don't need to call me immortal."
"It's only a matter of time. The Immortal has already achieved the body of a human immortal and has great abilities. It's already a foregone conclusion that he will be deified by the heavens."
Tan Wenjie does not hold a clerical position in this world, but that does not mean that no one knows him, especially since he often wanders around the mortal world without suppressing his aura. It would be difficult for some gods with special abilities not to know him.
"Human immortal?" Second uncle was surprised.
"Yes, Master." Tan Wenjie nodded, "I just practiced casually like this, but I didn't expect to become an immortal."
Second uncle: “…”
He really wanted to yell at him, "Traitor!" He actually dared to show off in front of his master.
But he was more worried that if he scolded Tan Wenjie, he would be thrown away by the Black and White Impermanence.
After a moment of thought, the second uncle thought of a possibility. The reason why he invited Tan Wenjie to the banquet today might be because he wanted his help with something.
"Two Gods, is there anything you want to talk to me about?" Tan Wenjie asked straight to the point.
"Well, there is one thing indeed."
The Black and White Impermanence looked at each other, and finally the White Impermanence said, "Your life span is over."
Tan Wenjie shook his head: "Impossible."
He has various blessings and has cultivated many skills. He may not be able to achieve immortality, but he can definitely live for a few thousand years.
"I absolutely did not lie to you, Immortal." Bai Wuchang took out a book of life and death, flipping through it and saying, "You were born with bad luck in your life, and you have conquered demons along the way. Even if you have some merits, you have also caused too much killing and shortened your life."
Hei Wuchang nodded.
Bai Wuchang continued, "But we happen to have a job here. If you are interested, we can increase your life span and let..."
He suddenly stopped.
The Book of Life and Death has turned to the page of Tan Wenjie, but it says that Tan Wenjie will not live to the age of 21.
"Two thousand one hundred years of life?!" Bai Wuchang's voice was sharp.
"So little?" Tan Wenjie frowned.
He took out a peach and took a bite.
“The Book of Life and Death… Life span… He he he…” Bai Wuchang stuttered.
What he saw was that Tan Wenjie's life span was actually jumping rapidly.
In just a short period of time, his life span was increased by 3,000 years.
"What did you just eat?"
"The Queen Mother's peaches."
"..."X3
"More than four thousand years is barely enough." Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction.
It has to be you. Forcing others to pretend will definitely not be as smooth as you.
His evil spirit was too strong. He had killed too many people and ghosts, which was against the harmony of nature and would even shorten his lifespan. However, when he thought about it carefully, it seemed to be true. He killed tens of thousands of ghosts at will and was too cruel.
It seems that I will have to eat peaches, consume golden elixirs, and kill people at the same time in the future.
Black and White Impermanence were silent.
"Two Gods, you said before that you could help me change my life span. What do you want me to do for you?" asked Tan Wenjie.
The gods in this world know that they are powerful, so there is nothing wrong with hiring themselves to do things for them. Everyone just gets what they need.
"Let's change someone." Bai Wuchang said.
The biggest bargaining chip was no longer valid, and they didn't believe that Tan Wenjie would be willing to help with the hard labor.
"You two have always taken good care of my master. If I can help, I will definitely not refuse." Tan Wenjie said.
Bai Wuchang said: "Actually, this is a thankless task. It requires people to have real skills, but we can't produce anything good."
He lowered his voice and said, "There is a problem with the six realms of reincarnation. The number of reincarnations does not equal the number of births. We sent ghost messengers to investigate and found that reincarnation seems to be involved with another small world."
"Oh?" Tan Wenjie admitted that he was very interested, but he maintained just the right amount of curiosity on the surface.
"It's a bit dangerous over there. The ghost messengers we sent over there died, so we wanted to ask an expert to take a look."
"Hasn't it been reported to Heaven?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"I have signed up, but it will take half a year to go back and forth, and I'm afraid something might happen."
Who can understand the pain of the grassroots?
Tan Wenjie thought for a moment and nodded, "I can help."
The underworld is too poor, he doesn't even want any benefits, it's better to owe someone a favor, and his second uncle still has to work for someone else to make a living.
Led by two ghost messengers, Tan Wenjie came to the Six Paths of Reincarnation where there was a problem.
He scanned with his Heavenly Eye and after making sure there was no problem, he jumped in.
(End of this chapter)