Chapter 515: Tianshi Tan and Tianshi Ma
Chapter 515: Tianshi Tan and Tianshi Ma
With the mantra given by the Black and White Impermanence to protect him, Tan Wenjie jumped into the cycle of reincarnation and was not forced to be reborn.
If he were given a chance to reincarnate, he might not refuse it. Reincarnation without drinking Meng Po soup is equivalent to starting over.
For ordinary people, falling into reincarnation is a tribulation, but for gods and immortals, falling into reincarnation is a different situation. It usually means getting promoted, increasing their skills, and reaching the pinnacle of divine life.
For example, the Jade Emperor who once transformed into Zhang Bairen, Lingzhuzi who was reincarnated into Nezha, and Jin Chanzi who was reincarnated to obtain the scriptures and finally became Shantan Merit Buddha.
Zhu Bajie is not within the scope of discussion. Without some skills, you can't get into a pig's womb.
The moment he landed, Tan Wenjie felt a little uncomfortable, but the discomfort disappeared quickly as it came. When he wanted to feel it carefully, he could no longer find any clues.
"modern?"
Heavy traffic.
It should be around the end of the 20th century or the beginning of the 21st century.
His current mission is to find those ghost messengers and find out what exactly happened in this world and why the six realms of reincarnation in the two worlds are intertwined.
If all the souls from the zombie world of the Republic of China were reincarnated into this world, the number of souls in the world of the Republic of China would decrease, while the number of wandering ghosts in this world would increase.
The first thing Tan Wenjie thought of was to open the [Secret Realm] to determine whether he could leave this place.
Fortunately, he can still move freely and escape at any time.
A car came speeding and braked suddenly in front of him.
The car door opened, and a pair of long legs longer than one's life stepped out.
He forgot to close his eyes and was accidentally attracted. His gaze slowly moved up to see a miniskirt, and then up... His gaze suddenly stopped.
"Smurf?"
The woman turned her head and looked around, then raised her finger and pointed at her face: "You're talking to me?"
"Sorry, you look a lot like my ex-girlfriend, I accidentally recognized the wrong person."
"..."
What a bad way to pick up girls.
The woman complained in her heart that she didn't have an ordinary face, and she could clearly see that the guy's eyes were always moving between her legs and her skirt.
satyr!
She took two steps and then stopped.
"You're wearing ancient costumes, are you filming a movie? There's still a yin energy about you, I think you might have seen a ghost." She took out a business card and handed it to me, "Contact me if you have any questions, the price is fair."
"Linglingtang Cleaning Company, Ma Xiaoling."
It turned out to be "My Date with a Vampire", in which zombies and humans fall in love, and it's quite interesting.
"Yes, have you heard of Nanmao Beima?"
"No, but I have heard of Nan Tan Bei Ma."
The South Mao and North Ma mentioned by Ma Xiaoling refers to Mao Xiaofang in the south and the Ma family of the exorcist dragon clan in the north.
The family workshop is too narrow.
In Tan Wenjie's mouth, Nan Tan is of course referring to himself. As the only genius in the spiritual world who has become an immortal through his own efforts plus a little bit of unimportant external assistance, he is fully qualified to establish his own school.
He was respected as the ancestor by all Taoist priests of his time.
Bei Ma refers to the spirit medium.
"Ignorant!"
"Miss Ma, how much does it cost?"
"Three million at a time, I'm sure I can help you solve the problem."
"Well, the price is fair."
Anyway, he is not paying, so 30 million has nothing to do with him.
At the same time, he thought to himself that the fees he charged for helping people catch ghosts in the past were too low, and he would have to charge six million in the future.
"I have something else to do," Tan Wenjie said, turning around. "Goodbye."
Ma Xiaoling didn't care and nodded slightly.
"Profit? Loss? ... Never mind."
After Ma Xiaoling passed him and left, he quickly changed into casual clothes and put the business card into his pocket.
Ma Xiaoling's magic power is average, and it's fine as long as she doesn't tear up the "script" by force, but if she really uses violence... it's hard to say what the situation will be.
Come here.
This world is also extremely dangerous, far more so than the world of the Republic of China. The world is destroyed at any time, with Nuwa, Pangu and so on.
There was even "fate" writing the script, and as an uninvited "special guest", Tan Wenjie was not sure whether he had a place in it.
There is a high probability that there will be a position. After all, an excellent genius director will never shoot rigidly according to the script, otherwise he will be at a loss when problems arise. A real director should be able to adapt to the situation and dispatch the actors.
There are zombies everywhere here, and it just so happens that Tan Wenjie is best at catching ghosts and zombies.
"No ID, no money, no address."
These were all big problems in the past, but now… it seems reasonable that gods can turn stones into gold.
Tan Wenjie's Heavenly Eye swept through the local area and found many evil spirits and monsters. When the little ghosts were swept by the Heavenly Eye's divine light, they didn't know what big shot they had offended and just felt uneasy in their hearts.
There are still some demons who seem to have done something wrong, but wisely choose to act like turtles instead of tracing the source and causing trouble.
Tan Wenjie blinked.
It is impossible to see the three realms with your own eyes. If you want to see some places clearly, you have to go there in person and ask.
In modern society, you can't get anywhere without money, so spend some time making money first.
"Amei, Laohei."
Tan Wenjie gave orders to the two people who appeared beside him and whose auras he had forced to hide using his Seventy-Two Transformations.
"From now on, Amei will be in charge of reception, and Laohei will be my driver."
"..."X2
"Don't even say anything?"
The subordinates were silent, perhaps because they had eaten too much from the previous raid on the bases in Asia and had not yet fully digested it.
Tan Wenjie warned: "Remember, don't spit it out, I will take you to make money."
……
Ling Ling Hall.
Ma Xiaoling answered the phone, and the first words from the other party made her frown.
"Mr. Li, you have already given the cleaning work to our Lingling Hall. Do you really want to breach the contract now?"
"Well..." The voice on the other end of the phone hesitated.
"Mr. Li, I hope we will have the opportunity to cooperate again in the future."
Ma Xiaoling hung up the phone as the other party apologized.
"Ah! That's 400 million!"
She was so angry that she kicked her long legs in the air, then leaned back in the office chair, as if all the strength in her body had been drained out.
Knock knock, someone is knocking on the door.
"Please come in."
The door clicked open and a quiet woman with long hair and glasses came in carrying a bag.
"Zhenzhen, you're here?"
This is her good friend Wang Zhenzhen.
She has a kind personality and beautiful looks.
Wang Zhenzhen picked up the bag in her hand: "I bought some delicious snacks and came here to give some to you. Xiaoling, what's wrong with you?"
"I just lost a big business deal." Ma Xiaoling felt that she might suffer from insomnia for the next few days.
Her "cleaning" fee is very high, but that doesn't mean she gets work every day. It's common for her to go a month or two without any ghost catching.
Wang Zhenzhen comforted her friend: "It's okay. Didn't you tell me yesterday that you suddenly received four big orders?"
"Yes, I have three more, and one of them is going abroad to Japan." Ma Xiaoling hugged Wang Zhenzhen who was walking over and nudged her, "Zhenzhen, you are so nice."
"Xiaoling, don't be like this."
"Ring ring ring——"
"Xiaoling, the phone is ringing."
Ma Xiaoling let go of Wang Zhenzhen and picked up the phone.
“Hello, Lingling Hall…” Ma Xiaoling’s expression suddenly became ugly, “Boss Zhao, we have already made an appointment, and you have already paid the deposit, which will not be refunded if you breach the contract.”
A minute later, Ma Xiaoling hung up the phone.
sigh.
"It's okay, Xiaoling." Wang Zhenzhen comforted her friend, "You still have two business orders, and one of them is to Japan. Didn't we agree to travel to Japan together?"
"Ring ring ring——"
The phone rang at this moment, Wang Zhenzhen's heart twitched and she subconsciously covered her mouth.
The two looked at each other and slowly moved their gaze towards the phone.
The phone always has to be answered.
Ma Xiaoling answered the phone: "This is the Lingling Hall, yes, okay, no problem."
After hanging up the phone, Ma Xiaoling said to Wang Zhenzhen, "It's the order from Japan."
“Is it gone too?”
"Of course not!" Ma Xiaoling smiled. "They called to ask about our schedule and booked our flights and hotels for us."
Wang Zhenzhen said happily: "That's great, Xiaoling. Even if the other business also goes wrong, you won't be left with nothing."
"Ring ring ring——"
Wang Zhenzhen:!!!∑(Дノ)ノ
Ma Xiaoling: ∑(っ°Д°;)っ!
answer the phone.
Ma Xiaoling tried her best to speak in a calm tone when talking to the other party.
"Boss Zhou, can I ask you why you don't continue to cooperate with Ling Ling Tang... Master Tan Tianshi of Maoshan? What, free?!"
She understood it all.
Seeing Ma Xiaoling calmly hanging up the phone, Wang Zhenzhen worriedly said, "Xiaoling, I'm sorry. It's all my fault."
"It's not your bad mouth." Ma Xiaoling gritted her teeth and squeezed out her voice, "It's a certain Tan Tianshi who suddenly appeared and lowered my price and stole my business. This matter absolutely cannot be let go like this."
"Xiao Ling?"
"It's okay, Zhenzhen."
Ma Xiaoling smiled and took the snacks sent by her friend.
"Wow, is this the snack you bought? I want to taste it."
The tone of voice was cold, and there was no trace of happiness in his voice.
Ma Xiaoling opened her mouth.
Click!
He took a big bite, as if he was chewing the meat of a person he had never met before.
Wang Zhenzhen shivered and took a half step back, feeling like she was at the zoo and saw a tiger eating meat.
"Xiaoling, cannibalism is against the law."
"What do you mean by cannibalism? I just want to exchange ideas with my colleagues. Zhenzhen, I won't see you off."
Destroying someone's financial resources is like killing their parents. Ma Xiaoling felt like she had been killed three times today.
The cheapest business deal is worth two million, which is her KPI for the quarter.
After nodding halfheartedly in response to Wang Zhenzhen's numerous instructions, she successfully sent the other person away.
Picking up her makeup box, Ma Xiaoling set off. She wanted to see who the so-called Master Tan was.
The first business is to catch ghosts tonight.
When Ma Xiaoling drove to the target haunted building, she found a group of people standing downstairs.
"Miss, they are cleaning inside now, you can't go in." Someone spontaneously stopped Ma Xiaoling.
Some people also put their hands together and chanted "Amitabha".
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
Isn’t it Master Tan from Maoshan?
She rushed into the building.
She had the information sent by the client before, which showed that the haunted place was on the 17B floor.
Take the elevator and go up.
When I arrived at Floor 17B, I suddenly heard a voice.
"Who came up in the elevator?"
When the elevator door opened, Ma Xiaoling's sight immediately caught sight of a figure wearing a yellow Taoist robe and holding a peach wood sword. Standing next to him was the previously agreed partner, Mr. Li.
"Ms. Ma?" Mr. Li was surprised.
"Why can't we take the elevator?" Ma Xiaoling looked at the bastard colleague who stole her business. The moment she saw his face, she lost her composure and said, "It's you!"
The haunted man I met downstairs today.
Could it be a coincidence of fate? He never thought that he would actually run into Ma Xiaoling just by casually lowering the price to steal other people's business.
Tan Wenjie said: "It's the law of horror movies that you will encounter ghosts when you take the elevator. It's very dangerous."
Ma Xiaoling thought it was funny: "You use horror movies to catch ghosts?"
Tan Wenjie: "Horror movies are made based on reality."
"For example?" she asked.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
For example, this world is a horror movie.
Is there anything wrong with using horror movie rules in horror movies?
"Boss Li, please step back." Tan Wenjie ignored Ma Xiaoling. He held a peach wood sword and performed a set of sword skills on the spot.
I was originally planning to make more money by doing some tricks, but I didn't expect Ma Xiaoling to come.
Boss Li is not a good person. He sees things very clearly, so he doesn't feel any psychological burden when he kills others.
Press the button and the distant speaker starts working.
The electronic music of the Amitabha Sutra begins.
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
She looked at the hanged female ghost wandering here. "Master Tan" gestured for a long time, but the peach wood sword did not hit the direction of the female ghost.
So, he must be a liar.
"Go and reincarnate." Tan Wenjie suddenly stopped and said in the direction of the female ghost, "When you die, your light goes out. Only by reincarnating in the underworld can you light your light again. What you cannot do in this life, you may have a chance to do in the next life."
Ma Xiaoling was surprised and looked at Tan Wenjie again, thinking to herself that she had misjudged him and had not expected that he really had some real skills.
The female ghost bowed her head: "Thank you, Master."
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
You are full of resentment, why do you suddenly have an epiphany?
But no matter what, the female ghost disappeared.
Just when Ma Xiaoling wanted to speak, she suddenly heard "Tan Tianshi" with a serious face: "What, you don't plan to let him go?"
Ma Xiaoling: “?”
The ghosts have all been liberated, what are you doing?
Mr. Li: "I, I didn't do anything to her."
"ε=(ο`*)))Alas," Master Tan sighed, "No matter how big your hatred is, ghosts cannot harm people in the human world. I won't agree even if you want to do it."
Ma Xiaoling: “?”
Mr. Li: "Master Tan, you must save me."
"Hide behind me quickly." Master Tan raised his hand to grab Mr. Li and pulled him behind him. "Oh no, this ghost is quite powerful."
He waved the mahogany sword in his hand wildly.
"Mr. Li, can you see it?"
“I can’t see.”
"Wait!" Master Tan threw out a yellow paper man, and the yellow paper man froze in the air.
Mr. Li nodded immediately: "I, I saw it!"
Ma Xiaoling really wanted to complain, that was magic, and it was just a not-so-clever paper spy used to gather information.
"Kill!" He pierced the paper man with a peach wood sword.
"Master Tan, has the ghost been killed?" Mr. Li asked.
"The female ghost is too resentful." He shook his head, "You must burn more paper money to appease her resentment. She is not comfortable staying down there, and will definitely come up to cause trouble for you."
"I, I'll arrange someone to burn it right away!" said Mr. Li.
"Hey, you're getting impatient again." He raised his hand to stop her, "Mr. Li, when you buy bags for your wife, does she like branded ones, or the fake ones you buy?"
“Of course it’s a real brand.” Mr. Li replied immediately.
"It's the same with burning paper. Those cars, mountains of gold and silver, it's easy to buy the wrong ones if you don't have an expert to guide you. Just like burning the driver, even though the paper people look exactly the same, what if the paper people you burn are British? They won't take care of people. You have to burn Southeast Asian paper people."
"Master Tan is right." Mr. Li asked tentatively, "Well, do you have time to recommend something to me?"
"I never charge for my services." He shook his head and immediately refused. "I will never do anything like that to defraud money. Tan regards it as his duty to subdue demons and monsters."
"No, I believe you now."
"We hit it off, so here's what we're doing." He took out a business card and said, "Call this person. She has the genuine copy."
"Thank you, Master Tan."
"Now that I understand what's going on here, I should leave."
"Here is a red envelope..." Mr. Li took out the red envelope he had prepared long ago.
"Hey, what are you doing! Boss Li, I have to criticize you now." He took the red envelope and stuffed it into his pocket, "Don't do it again next time."
Ma Xiaoling, who was watching the whole process, said: "..."
She still underestimated the other party. If she guessed correctly, the other party would not charge for subduing demons and monsters but would make a lot of money elsewhere.
And it is very likely that the paper items can be sold at the price of real brand-name bags.
The elevator door opened and the three of them went downstairs together.
When I got to the door, the group of people outside were still gathered and had not left.
"Master Tan of Maoshan, subdues demons and monsters, and offers preferential prices." Tan Wenjie extinguished the flames, clasped his hands together and said, "Amitabha."
"Master!" Someone had tears in his eyes.
"As expected of you, the legendary number one master in the world."
"The reincarnation of Emperor Ziwei!"
the crowd chanted.
She had indeed lost, so Ma Xiaoling admitted defeat.
The other party's means of making money are obviously much better than his own. She charges a high price but she really helps people clean up dirty things. However, "Master Tan" is different. It doesn't even matter whether there are ghosts or not. He can make people burn paper and pay money by himself.
One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.
In other words, he's a con man with some real skills.
I want to expose the other party but I don't know where to start, because it seems that the other party can really catch ghosts and it's true that he doesn't charge any fees.
What Ma Xiaoling couldn't understand was that the other party suddenly appeared, and why so many people believed in him and admired him.
She sat back in the car, thinking that she was unlucky and had lost several big business deals. Then she saw the group of fanatical citizens who had been downstairs just now turned the corner to the other side.
Master Tan was asking everyone to line up.
"Everyone get in line! I'll send you the final payment. Oh, and there's another order tomorrow. Is there anyone willing to go? I'll reimburse your commuting expenses."
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
She still thought too simply.
Everyone was very enthusiastic when collecting the money, and they distributed the money quickly and left.
"Master Tan has some good tricks." Ma Xiaoling said unhappily as she lowered the car window.
"Master Ma, you are joking. This is my business card." He handed over a business card. "If you don't have a job, you can contact me. I am recruiting salesmen."
"Sales..." Ma Xiaoling gritted her teeth, "Thank you, no thanks! Goodbye!"
The car sped away.
Tan Wenjie looked at the taillights of the car. "Not as cute as the Smurfs."
He picked up the phone and said, "Auntie Mei, how are the sales? This Li is full of evil, and he's almost a ghost. Let's make a killing out of him. What if we don't have enough? You go to his house and squat in the corner or under his bed, or turn off the lights when he's on the toilet. Do I need to teach you how to be a ghost?"
hang up the phone.
"Alas, my subordinates are too stupid."
Being a boss to this extent, I feel really hard for myself.
……
Have a lot of cash flow.
Tan Wenjie wondered if there would be a plot where the urban tycoon would get slapped in the face. Rather than being a wealthy landlord, he preferred the routine of others looking down on him first and then being shocked by him.
None of the expected situations happened.
"It's all my face's fault."
He is fed up with the preferential treatment he gets because he is too handsome. He doesn't know how people with ordinary looks live. He is really curious.
He also had a headache because he received too many small notes.
She is nothing but a vulgar woman.
It was easy to snatch the business from Linglingtang. Without Ma Xiaoling to disrupt the situation, Tan Wenjie made a fortune easily.
This is what good luck means. It may not be enough to do big things, but with his luck, it is hard for him not to succeed in making money. It can be said that the wind is following him.
In just two days, Tan Wenjie successfully earned enough money.
I happened to buy the Mark Six lottery and happened to win the prize...
"Mao Xiaofang?"
At night, Tan Wenjie saw Mao Xiaofang in the underworld. He looked exactly like his nephew A Jiao. The world of the gods had a new member.
"Who is the immortal?" Mao Xiaofang asked doubtfully.
Being able to break through yin and yang and escape into the underworld as a living person, his strength is naturally not comparable to Mao Xiaofang's.
"There were some problems in the Six Paths of Reincarnation, and I came here to inquire about the situation." said Tan Wenjie.
"I'm afraid this won't work." Mao Xiaofang said, "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is not here."
"Is your world governed by Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva?"
In name, he should be the manager of the Ten Kings of Hell.
"Our world?"
"Have there been any souls drifting to this world before?" Tan Wenjie asked again.
Mao Xiaofang replied: "Yes, but they have no name, surname or nationality. They are now detained in one place and there is no problem for the time being."
"After drinking Meng Po soup, it would be strange if you could remember your own name."
The bigger problem is that this group of ghosts who have forgotten who they are may not be able to reincarnate after returning to the zombie world of the Republic of China.
Reincarnation requires timing. If you miss the timing, it will be difficult to reincarnate again.
The problem of an empty stomach in a pregnant woman is easy to solve. The ghost messengers can manually pull the ghost to reincarnate, but it is a bit busy and tiring.
"What about heaven? Has this matter been reported to the heavenly court?"
"Heaven?" Mao Xiaofang was puzzled again.
It is estimated that the power of heaven is very scattered.
It seems that most of the "immortals" in this world are from the Pangu clan. The Holy Mother of Yao Chi is Pangu, as is the King of Men Fuxi, and as is Wang Jiangchen.
Putting aside the idea of reshaping the Heavenly Palace, although Tan Wenjie also wanted to try out what it felt like to be the Jade Emperor and get himself a few more titles, he was very rational and wanted to keep a low profile.
After chatting with Mao Xiaofang for a while, Tan Wenjie left his contact information, told Mao Xiaofang that he could call him if he had any questions, and then turned and left.
He has no interest in becoming a zombie, but he is very interested in the Pangu tribe.
……
gaming room.
The boss's name is He Yingqiu, and people on the street call him Uncle Qiu out of respect.
It’s not that this person is very strong, but he has a high status in the martial arts world because his master is Mao Xiaofang.
He Yingqiu has now retired and still works as a ghost-catching prop seller.
It is said that he has a wide network of contacts and his business is good, so there are always people supporting him.
"Snapped!"
Ma Xiaoling angrily slammed the newspaper on the table.
"What's wrong?" He Yingqiu asked curiously and picked up the newspaper.
《Shocking news! The Mark Six lottery jackpot winner has appeared! 》
The newspaper also included a photo of the award recipient.
The photo shows a young man wearing a Taoist robe and holding a billboard.
It says "Tianshi Tan subdues demons and monsters, phone number: XXXX"
It was the first time that He Yingqiu saw someone using the Mark Six lottery prize news as a place to advertise himself.
"How did those media agree to this?" he was puzzled.
"He must have been paid." Ma Xiaoling gritted her teeth. She felt like her teeth had been worn down since she met Tan Wenjie. "He's the best at this. Why does he always get all the good things?"
This kind of liar bastard should always have bad luck.
God is so blind.
He Yingqiu was puzzled: "Do you know him?"
"This bastard has robbed me of several businesses, and he quotes prices for free. Now Ling Ling Tang can hardly get any work."
The more I think about it, the more it itches. I even dream about him at night.
He Yingqiu found it quite new as he seldom saw Ma Xiaoling suffer any loss.
"Uncle Qiu, I'm here to buy some things. I'm going to Japan to do a business in a few days."
Ma Xiaoling planned to take advantage of this time to go to Japan to relax and tried hard to put her unhappiness behind her.
The possibility of us meeting again in the future is not very high.
airport.
Ma Xiaoling and Wang Zhenzhen had just checked in their luggage when they turned around and heard a familiar voice.
"Miss Ma, what a coincidence?"
Ma Xiaoling looked at the handsome but annoying face and thought how unlucky she was. She didn't expect to see him here.
"You're going to Japan too?" She frowned. "Did you also receive an invitation from the Yamamoto Group?"
"Yamamoto? No." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "I have contacted them, but they didn't agree when I offered to provide free services."
Ma Xiaoling gritted her teeth: "So, you really did rob it."
Tan Wenjie: "You're welcome. It's all for world peace."
Wang Zhenzhen gently pulled Ma Xiaoling's arm, signaling her not to get angry: "Xiaoling~"
"This lady looks so familiar." Tan Wenjie looked at Wang Zhenzhen.
Kong Ci in the movie version of "Feng Yun Xiong Ba Tian Xia". Feng Yun and Xiong Ba are so cool that her presence as the heroine caught in a love triangle is very weak, so weak that... even weaker than Nie Feng's mother.
The female character that Tan Wenjie still remembers vividly is Yan Ying, who is the only one who can be ridden by the best in the world.
"You must have never seen her!" Ma Xiaoling took a step sideways and stood in front of Wang Zhenzhen.
Mr. Tan is good at sweet talk, and Zhenzhen has the personality of a little white rabbit and is easily deceived.
Wang Zhenzhen, however, walked around Ma Xiaoling and tilted her head to greet her: "Hello, I'm Wang Zhenzhen, Xiaoling's friend."
"Hello, Miss Ma and I are in the same business. My name is Tan Wenjie, and you can call me Ajie."
"Hello, Mr. Tan. You can call me Zhenzhen."
"Okay, Zhenzhen, let's go." Ma Xiaoling hugged her friend's arm and left quickly.
Wang Zhenzhen, who was being held, asked worriedly, "Xiaoling, is this impolite of us?"
"He's the bastard who stole my business before!"
"what?"
When Ma Xiaoling and Wang Zhenzhen got on the plane, they unexpectedly saw Tan Wenjie again.
"It's really haunting me." Ma Xiaoling sighed, took out an eye mask and prepared to sleep all the way.
She didn't know how much time had passed in a daze. She heard a noisy sound next to her, so she took off her blindfold and turned to look.
I saw the stewardess squatting beside me, and Tan Wenjie was holding her little hand.
"I used to work at the Yue Lao Temple. I'm very accurate in predicting marriages. You will definitely have romantic relationships in the next few months, but some of them are bad. You need to be careful to identify them. The line on your palm is your love line. There are many forks here."
"Wow, you're so accurate~"
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
This pervert!
She couldn't tell the marriage fate, but she could see clearly that someone was taking advantage of someone by touching their hand.
They are all clichés.
The flight attendant didn't stay too long to avoid complaints, and the way the long-legged lady next to her stared at her was a bit scary.
"Do you want to read my palm too?" Tan Wenjie looked at Ma Xiaoling.
Here it comes again. As soon as my handsome appearance is revealed, someone falls madly in love with me.
"Hmph." Ma Xiaoling turned her head.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Woman, you have caught my attention.
He really wanted to smile wickedly and act like a domineering boss and utter some classic lines, but another stewardess came over and asked him to read her palm, and he was used to helping others.
Ma Xiaoling heard the sound of palm reading and marriage prediction next to her, and she got annoyed and took out earplugs to plug her ears.
The world is finally quiet.
Fell asleep again.
Ma Xiaoling was woken up by the shaking of the plane landing. She slept very comfortably and did not hear any annoying sound.
But when she took off her earplugs, she heard her good friend Wang Zhenzhen say, "Ajie, you know so much."
and many more.
not good!
Ma Xiaoling's heart was filled with alarm. He had called him Mr. Tan before, so why did his little white rabbit now call him Ajie so affectionately?
"Zhenzhen, goodbye."
"Ajie, goodbye."
Airport respectively.
Ma Xiaoling asked, "What did you talk about on the plane? Why do you seem to know him so well?"
"Xiaoling, you misunderstood Ajie." Wang Zhenzhen explained for Tan Wenjie with a smile, "Ajie is very interesting."
"You only talked to him once on a plane ride, and you can understand him?"
"But you and he have only met once, haven't you?"
"What did he tell you?"
"He told you not to worry, he really doesn't want to pursue you, you're not his type." Wang Zhenzhen said with a smile, "He won't take your job in the future, because he won the lottery."
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
What's going on? It sounds even more angry. What kind of pursuit is there? Ma Xiaoling suddenly thought of a possibility.
"Did he help you find a marriage partner?"
The two must have talked about marriage, and might even have brought the topic to themselves. In Ma Xiaoling's view, as a mutual acquaintance between the two, she was a good candidate to use the pervert as an entry point to disarm Zhenzhen.
"Yes." Wang Zhenzhen nodded, "He is very accurate."
Tired, destroy it.
……
Tan Wenjie leaves the airport.
He had looked for Kuang Tianyou before, but found that he had already come to Japan.
It just so happened that he also wanted to find Yamamoto Kazuo and was on his way.
The zombies in this world are divided into different levels.
Zombies are born from the resentment of heaven and earth. They are immortal and live on blood. Zombies are divided into those with souls and those without souls.
Rough classification:
The ordinary zombies that jump forward with their arms raised are soulless zombies, who worship the moon to practice.
The zombies that are descendants of the zombie king and his ministers are zombies with souls.
But Jiang Chen is not a zombie. He is a member of the Pangu clan, and his strength has reached the ceiling of this world. As for how strong he is, Tan Wenjie is not interested in experiencing it.
Because the humans created by Nuwa could not withstand the power of the Pangu clan, they turned into blood-sucking monster zombies.
After being bitten by zombies, the blood power of each generation of zombies will be diluted, causing them to become weaker and weaker.
They are also divided into grades and even breeds based on the color of their eyes.
Tan Wenjie is only interested in Kuang Tianyou and Yamamoto Kazuo, who were bitten by Jiang Chen himself and have the fate of being the protagonists.
Your numbers are strong, but I have love.
Tan Wenjie has experienced it once and witnessed Yang Jian's sudden explosion with his own eyes, so now he thinks it is quite reasonable. Just be content that he didn't just make the enemy cry with his mouth and finally chose to surrender and commit suicide.
Judging from the current state, Yamamoto Kazuo, who often sucks blood, may not be easy to deal with, but Kuang Tianyou is different. As an anemic zombie, as long as his life is not threatened, it will definitely not inexplicably catch fire and enter the Super Saiyan state.
If there was no great possibility that he would not be able to defeat Jiang Chen, his target would have been Jiang Chen's blood.
Through Chu Renmei's intrusion into the system, Kuang Tianyou's approximate range of movement was successfully tracked. The Sky Eye scanned and determined Kuang Tianyou's specific location.
……
Kuang Tianyou was seriously injured and fell into the water while chasing his target.
Gurgle, bubbles float upwards.
His eyes were fixed on the ripples on the water that were getting farther and farther away from him.
An anemic zombie usually eats pig blood porridge and drinks blood processed by the blood bank or animal blood. Without fresh human blood as energy supplement, he can only sink to the bottom of the water helplessly.
He would not die. He had tried to commit suicide many times over the decades, but zombies were destined to be immortal, and Kuang Tianyou had not found a way to kill himself.
Just before his consciousness fell into darkness, he suddenly smelled blood.
He almost instinctively stretched out his fangs and wanted to bite, but his head was held down by a hand, and no matter how hard Kuang Tianyou tried, he could not resist the other party.
Another voice was heard: "Hey, he's so hungry that he's chewing on it himself."
I didn't die, someone saved me?
But if I wasn't sucking blood, why would I smell blood?
No, my head is getting heavier.
The voice came again: "It's normal to feel dizzy."
Finally, Kuang Tianyou's consciousness fell into complete darkness.
Tan Wenjie stood up by supporting his knees. Next to him was a large bucket filled with blood that had been drawn from Kuang Tianyou's body.
All that was left was a skin-and-bone corpse.
Having finally encountered a zombie willing to donate blood, Tan Wenjie would definitely not be polite. Even if he didn't use it himself, he could give it to other things.
After all, it is the blood of a generation of zombies, which is definitely enough to improve the bloodline of his subordinates.
Of course, if there is a choice, the Pangu tribe is the most suitable. Not only do they not have side effects like zombies, they even have sacred attributes.
At this stage, Tan Wenjie still has the Red and White Corpses and the little zombies suitable for use. Considering that the Red and White Corpses have their consciousness occupied by the Yin-Yang Corpses and are now useless, only the little zombies of the Flying Zombie level are left.
The little zombies that belong to the Zombie King in other worlds are just useless in this world and can easily die without a burial place.
He collected the zombie blood and took out a bag of fresh blood.
The blood poured into Kuang Tianyou's mouth, and the mummy's body recovered quickly, but the blood volume was not enough, so even if he woke up, his body was still very weak, even weaker than before.
Kuang Tianyou opened his eyes, sat up, and turned to look around.
No one.
The taste of blood in his mouth was not fake. Someone had saved him and even fed him blood. Kuang Tianyou immediately became alert.
He had to find a place to recuperate and steal some blood, so he couldn't investigate the case for the time being.
Tan Wenjie, who was always paying attention to Kuang Tianyou's situation, fell silent.
Has Kuang Tianyou never thought about spending money to solve the problem? In a world with more people and fewer zombies, even the immortals can still go hungry.
If you have the strength to carry a big bag for fifty years, you can make a fortune, and then achieve blood-drinking freedom through the money you earn.
After watching for a while and confirming that the other party really had no backup plan, Tan Wenjie left.
night.
Yamamoto residence.
Tan Wenjie came to the door wearing a Taoist robe and holding a golden bow.
"Who are you."
A short-haired man stopped Tan Wenjie, shook the golden bow slightly, and the man was blown away. He rolled on the ground for several times and vomited blood.
The zombies bitten by Yamamoto Kazuo's daughter sucked a lot of human blood, but the power of their blood was diluted too much.
There was a rumbling sound, and two black shadows jumped out. They pounced on Tan Wenjie with bared teeth, but flew backwards at an even faster speed.
He rolled over, vomited blood, and was too seriously injured to move.
"Who is your Excellency?"
A figure appeared and looked at Tan Wenjie quietly.
Yamamoto Kazuo, a former Japanese invader of China, later met Jiang Chen during a fight with guerrilla leader Kuang Guohua, and was bitten by Jiang Chen and turned into an immortal zombie.
Kuang Guohua later changed his name to Kuang Tianyou and lived in hiding, but after returning home after being defeated in the war, Yamamoto Kazuo bit his own daughter, developed his subordinates, and quickly became a wealthy man through his abilities. He then changed his appearance to make himself his own son, constantly changing his identities to achieve immortality on the social level.
Of course, in Tan Wenjie's eyes, he was the target for blood drawing.
Tan Wenjie draws the bow.
With a "bang", the bowstring was released, and a crescent-shaped air wave slashed forward.
Yamamoto Kazuo's face changed drastically. Without caring about his men, he jumped high into the sky.
When looking down from the air, one could see that the entire mansion had been cut in half.
Walls collapsed, houses fell down, and dust flew everywhere.
A sense of crisis came over him, and Yamamoto Kazuo discovered that the red-robed Taoist priest was pulling the bow again. This time, he was not pulling the bowstring in vain, but a bullet flashing with red lightning was wrapped in the slingshot bag.
People within a radius of ten miles came out to look after discovering that Yamamoto's house had collapsed.
But he found a red lightning bolt piercing diagonally from the ground to the sky.
"Crack——!"
Yamamoto Kazuo, who was hit in the chest by the red lightning, flew backwards uncontrollably. He twisted his waist to adjust his posture, trying to land safely.
Before his eyes flashed, a figure holding a golden bow appeared in front of him.
The slingshot was almost against his head.
Slightly rotate your wrist.
Kazuo Yamamoto noticed that the opponent's slingshot's bullet bag was filled with several marbles that flashed red arcs.
Gently release your fingers.
When Kazuo Yamamoto noticed this scene, his pupils shrank sharply.
His head exploded instantly, and his consciousness fell into darkness.
Tan Wenjie looked at the headless corpse whose chest rose and fell gently: "It's not dead yet?"
It would be best if he could kill the other party. The plot has little to do with him.
"Forget it, let's take blood first."
Tan Wenjie lifted Yamamoto Kazuo's ankles, placed his severed head facing down, and took out the prepared blood bucket.
A new round of blood collection begins.
slam-la-
The amount of bleeding is greater than that of Kuang Tianyou. This is a zombie who kills people and burns things to his heart's content. If he doesn't bleed more, it would be unfair to Yamamoto Kazuo for sucking so much human blood.
The three zombies in the distance could only watch. Even their boss’ head had been blown up, so they were doomed to die.
They are not afraid of death, really.
I just don't want the boss to be left alone when he wakes up.
(End of this chapter)