Chapter 517 Look at the legs
Chapter 517 Look at the legs
Nine-character mantra lv1 (1/100): When the soldiers and warriors come to fight, all the warriors will be in front of them to kill the evil! Spell power is increased by +10%, and the dragon can be summoned to attack (bound to the three-headed dragon guarding the way).
Tan Wenjie's brain suddenly started to work. The Nine-Character Mantra had no restrictions on the number of dragons bound, and even the requirements for the "dragons" were not very strict.
If he went back to the Four Seas Dragon Palace and tricked them into signing, would he be able to lead the dragon army and invade directly in the future?
It is very feasible, but one must be careful that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother may think that he wants to rebel.
But with previous experience, it is not a problem to raise a few more dragons. If that doesn't work, let the three-headed dragon breed, and the big cloth shoes will give birth to small cloth shoes, so that you will have endless shoes to wear in the future.
restaurant.
"Hey, are you feeling bad?"
Ma Xiaoling was in a good mood.
Finally, she was able to make a killing from the bastard in front of her, so she decided to eat a lot today to make up for her investment.
Tan Wenjie didn't say anything: "..."
"No way, a grown man is so stingy?"
Tan Wenjie raised his left hand and glanced at his bare wrist, which was not wearing a watch. "3, 2, 1, OK, I have made my money back."
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
Even though it was a big meal, her happiness disappeared and she was left with only unhappiness.
Those rich people have problems in their brains. They actually believe the bastards in front of them. Free things are the most expensive.
After the dish was served, she ate it hard, staring at Tan Wenjie while eating, as if she was eating his meat.
Tan Wenjie picked up the wine glass: "Thank you very much for Mr. Ma's teaching."
"Teacher?" Ma Xiaoling paused, unable to believe that such a respectful title came from Tan Wenjie's mouth, "Me?"
"You heard wrong." He changed his words in time, showing his most essential and simplest side at the right time.
As a simple good man, he is fickle to the point of darkness, and his extreme singleness of black is also simplicity.
Ma Xiaoling stared at him suspiciously.
Forget it, she just wants to have a good meal now.
After dinner, the two of them took a walk on the road. As colleagues, apart from their business competition, they definitely had the most common topics.
"I think you called me Smurf when you first met me?"
"That's my girlfriend. She looks exactly like you. She's not from this world."
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
The philandering scumbag had a dead ex-girlfriend in his heart, who looked exactly like him. At this moment, she suddenly understood why Tan Wenjie could come up and chat with her just by looking at her back.
Apart from his flirtatious manner, he is surprisingly innocent.
"what does she do?"
"She has yin and yang eyes."
Since he had nothing to do, Tan Wenjie outlined the plot of the movie "The Old Corpse in the Mountain Village 2: The Devil of Lust", without adding his part to ensure the original flavor.
Ma Xiaoling rubbed her arms. The plot was a bit horrifying, like singing a nursery rhyme in the bathroom and then piercing her own head with a mop handle.
Or maybe he was afraid of seeing ghosts, so he blinded his own eyes first.
"This is her lucky gold coin." Tan Wenjie took out a lucky gold coin.
There is nothing wrong with using one's identity to seduce her.
"Lucky gold coin?" Ma Xiaoling thought of her lucky star.
His working style is very similar to mine.
A strange idea arose in her mind. She turned to look at Tan Wenjie and found that he was looking at her quietly.
"I suddenly remembered that I still have work to do. Oh, and I've also taught you the spell I promised you before." Ma Xiaoling said, "Try not to contact me in the future."
After saying "bye", she left quickly.
Tan Wenjie put away the gold coins, put his hands in his pockets, and watched Ma Xiaoling walk away at the end. Then he turned around and went to the convenience store to buy a piece of bread to feed the chickens later.
As a veteran in the world of women, he knew very well how difficult it was to conquer a woman as tough as Ma Xiaoling. She had clear goals in life and was cursed with "not being able to cry for men", so all relationships would be ended at the very beginning.
Therefore, if he wants to make a breakthrough, Tan Wenjie must express his attitude appropriately.
Just like the sudden change in Ma Xiaoling’s attitude just now, her eyes clearly asked: Do you like me?
After planting the seeds, he can disappear for a few days to give the other party time to think, but the time cannot be too long. Young people's love is like lightning, and he should reappear in two or three days at most.
Tan Wenjie, who had temporarily finished filming, was still very busy. He made a special trip to the underworld to make sure that no more ghosts who had drunk Meng Po soup had arrived.
The six realms of reincarnation here can still be used, but it’s hard to say about the other side.
The best way to deal with this is to disconnect the two worlds.
As for the method, just ask Miao Shan directly. She is a tear of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and she will answer any questions from those who are destined to have a chance. It is simply an open-book exam.
According to Tan Wenjie, the handshake meeting between the destined people and Miao Shan is about to begin, and some people are even lining up.
Tan Wenjie found out the address and prepared to intercept it in advance.
the other side.
After that dinner with Tan Wenjie, Ma Xiaoling had no news from him for two consecutive days.
The "Jia Jia Building" where Wang Zhenzhen lives has also had some problems recently. Some people have been killed in a miserable way, as if they were killed by some dirty thing.
Ma Xiaoling was worried about her friend so she offered to help. After some investigation, she found out that it was an old lady in the building who had turned into a zombie and was harming people.
Two figures descended from the sky.
The zombie old lady's son, Aping, finally chose to commit suicide by jumping off the building holding his mother's body.
He stared at everyone, memorizing their faces.
"I will definitely come back for revenge!"
Before he died, the resentment of the wronged souls around him swarmed into his mouth.
Kuang Tianyou, the only policeman and new resident present, was responsible for dealing with the bodies. As for how to write a report on zombie murders, he had plenty of experience.
At Wang Zhenzhen's home, neighbors gathered together and were having a headache.
"A Ping died with his eyes open. What should we do if he really comes back to seek revenge on us?"
Everyone was talking.
"Xiaoling, what should we do?" Wang Zhenzhen said, "Why don't we contact Ajie? Didn't you also say that he is very powerful?"
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
She had been so busy in recent days that she almost forgot about that person. Moreover, she was the heir of the Ma family, but she had to find someone else to catch ghosts.
"Zhenzhen, who is Ajie you are talking about?" someone asked.
"Ajie, his full name is Tan Wenjie. He says he is a famous ghost catcher." Wang Zhenzhen said, "When Xiaoling and I went to Japan before, we happened to stay in the same hotel as him. We saw him catch a Japanese female ghost with our own eyes."
"Isn't that the one? The one who was in the newspaper, Tan Tianshi?"
"what?"
"That's the Taoist priest who won the lottery."
"Yes, yes, I remember!"
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
Kuang Tianyou, who just returned, was completely confused as to what the relationship was between Mark Six Lottery and the Heavenly Master.
The truly capable Heavenly Master should be Ma Xiaoling. He looked at Ma Xiaoling and found that something was not quite right with her condition.
"Hello, is this Ajie? I'm Zhenzhen."
"and many more!"
Ma Xiaoling didn't expect Zhenzhen to be so efficient, but Tan Wenjie's voice was clearly heard over the phone: "Zhenzhen? I just wanted to call you, too. We really have a telepathic connection."
Wang Zhenzhen felt a little embarrassed and turned to look at Ma Xiaoling.
She just hasn't been in love, not that she has never seen others in love.
"It's not me, it's Xiaoling who wants to look for you." She handed the phone to Ma Xiaoling.
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
She didn't want to answer it, but the neighbors who were chatting all looked at her, so she had to tell them the reason.
As a heavenly master, Ma Xiaoling has always concealed her identity from her friends and claimed to run a cleaning company.
I can only suppress the unhappiness in my heart.
"It's like this. We have a man who committed suicide by jumping off a building. He is still full of resentment and is likely to come back for revenge, so I would like to ask you to come and take a look."
"You want to invite me?" Tan Wenjie said in a surprised voice on the phone, "You?"
Ma Xiaoling gritted her teeth and said, "Yes, it's me."
"Hahahaha, I'll be there now."
"Wait, actually you will also..."
The call has been hung up.
Ma Xiaoling felt everyone's gazes on her.
"I don't know him very well."
"Xiaoling, do you really know Master Tan? He is a master. Can you help us learn how to buy the Mark Six lottery?"
Other fortune tellers talk a lot of nonsense, but they can only make money by helping others tell fortunes.
But this Master Tan is different. He can really calculate the Mark Six lottery and can really make a fortune himself.
The Mark Six lottery can be calculated accurately, and help calculate marriage, fortune and misfortune, etc., naturally.
Even though he has no legendary experience in catching ghosts, he has already become a true master that many people believe in today.
As everyone was waiting expectantly, Tan Wenjie arrived.
Seeing the celebrity, neighbors came forward to greet him. Tan Wenjie nodded and said, "Zhenzhen and I are good friends. Don't worry, I will definitely solve the problem."
He was not proficient in divination, but after becoming more skilled in the art, many things seemed easy to him, just like an open-book exam.
He just said yes, yes, yes, but never mentioned fortune-telling for anyone.
Kuang Tianyou, who was in the crowd, suddenly trembled. When he saw Tan Wenjie, he didn't know why, but he felt weak, as if something bad would happen if he got close to him.
After much thought, there was only one possibility. The other party was a heavenly master, a natural enemy of himself as a zombie, and his strength must be above Ma Xiaoling, because Ma Xiaoling did not give him a sense of danger.
He planned to go back to Ma Xiaoling and ask about the situation indirectly, and try not to expose himself during this period.
"What are you going to do? Catch him and beat him to death?"
Before the seventh day, Aping's soul was still nowhere to be found.
"Ah Ping was very good to us. All the trouble this time was caused by Ping's mother. Can you help him to be reborn?"
The middle-aged woman who spoke looked familiar.
Isn’t this Dao Baifeng from the 97 version of Tian Long Ba Zi?
"This is my mother." Wang Zhenzhen took the initiative to introduce.
"Of course." Tan Wenjie nodded. "Then wait for the night of his return to the spirit world, capture him and send him to the underworld. Don't worry, I have a pretty good relationship with the underworld officials."
Hearing him say this, Zhenzhen's mother breathed a sigh of relief.
"Wait." Ma Xiaoling grabbed Tan Wenjie's arm, "I have something to say to him."
Pull Tan Wenjie aside.
"Are you sure?" She lowered her voice, "Today is the day of the three broken things. Ah Ping committed suicide and absorbed a lot of resentment. He may turn into a hungry evil ghost. It will be very troublesome."
"I'm very strong. I've killed the sun before. A mere little devil is nothing."
Ma Xiaoling: "Don't talk nonsense. If you can't do this well, my face... my face and Zhenzhen's face will be bad."
“No one believes the truth.”
He has killed many zombie kings, slaughtered many ghost kings, carried mountains to crush the sun, fought against the old gods of the earth, defeated ten-thousand-year-old monsters, and even chopped without blinking in the small fairyland.
Not to mention a small resentful ghost from the Three Breaking Days, even if the evil ghosts from the Eighteen Levels of Hell escaped, he would just treat it as a welfare and kill them to death.
"To ensure everyone's safety, I have some talismans here." Tan Wenjie distributed talismans to the neighbors. "They have the Five Thunders Law on them. Put them on your door. When evil spirits touch them, the talismans will burn. If you find anything wrong, contact me immediately... Oh, it's free."
The people who had been hesitating just now rushed forward, wishing they could get a few more.
Tan Wenjie has his own alchemy workshop. When he prints the Five Thunder Talismans in batches, he can also print some other things. It doesn't waste time and has almost no cost.
"Will it make you lose too much?" Wang Zhenzhen asked worriedly.
“I enjoy helping others.”
Tan Wenjie took out a protective amulet and handed it to Wang Zhenzhen, "Wear it close to your body and don't touch water. Ordinary demons and ghosts won't dare to touch you."
The "ordinary" he mentioned was at least at the Ghost King level.
When the amulet was taken out, Kuang Tianyou could feel a slight discomfort from a few meters away. He was sure that Master Tan Tianshi had real skills, so it was best not to provoke him.
"Master Tan, can you give us a copy of that amulet as well?"
"This requires good fortune." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "That talisman can protect your safety. Using a very powerful amulet will not do you any good. It's like a child carrying gold through the market. It might attract the attention of some powerful demons and monsters."
Ma Xiaoling nodded slightly. It seemed that Tan Wenjie was still very reliable at the moment.
Until one person asked, "How much?"
"Nine thousand nine." Tan Wenjie said, "This money is not for me, but for the gods in heaven."
Ma Xiaoling decided to take back her previous judgment.
"I want one."
"I want one too."
"I also……"
"Wait, Zhenzhen, what are you doing?" Ma Xiaoling saw Haoyou actually taking out money and quickly stopped him, "Didn't he already give you one for free?"
Wang Zhenzhen replied as a matter of course: "But Ajie will suffer, and I want to ask for one for my mother as well."
Because she had witnessed with her own eyes how powerful Tan Wenjie was, Wang Zhenzhen had complete faith in his abilities.
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
She felt that calling Tan Wenjie over was a failure.
Some people also saw Tan Wenjie collecting large sums of money and had other thoughts in their minds.
"If you are destined to be with God, you will get it. If you are not destined to be with God, you will get it." Tan Wenjie flipped his hand and a talisman appeared in his hand. "It seems that everyone has a connection with God."
After everyone left, Tan Wenjie and Ma Xiaoling left together.
Neither of them lived here.
Ma Xiaoling has a funeral parlor, while Tan Wenjie lives in a hotel.
"Master!"
A figure followed closely and stopped the two men.
"Master, please accept me as your disciple!"
Tan Wenjie looked at Ma Xiaoling first.
This man is called Jin Zhengzhong, Ma Xiaoling's destined disciple. Before he became Ma Xiaoling's disciple, he had been pretending to be the Xuanwu boy to cheat people.
Pure charlatan.
"Master, I want to learn magic." Jin Zhengzhong looked up at Tan Wenjie.
He can calculate lottery tickets and sell amulets that are worth thousands or even tens of thousands of dollars. As long as he learns these things, he will have no money to spend if he doesn't draw in the future.
"Me?" Tan Wenjie shook his head.
"Master, if there is anything you are not satisfied with me, I will definitely change it."
"Your face needs to be changed." Tan Wenjie said, "First of all, you need to be handsome, but there is a saying that Tao follows nature. If Tao is not natural, at least your face should be pure and natural. So forget it. You have no chance if you are too ugly."
Ma Xiaoling on the side: "..."
Jin Zhengzhong was left standing there in a daze.
Enter the elevator.
Ma Xiaoling said: "Even if you don't want to accept him as your apprentice, at least give a decent excuse."
"What I said is true."
The most important thing for being a god is appearance. Not all of them must be handsome, but at least they must be wise and powerful. Suddenly, a disciple with a vulgar temperament jumps out. He is worried that the Immortal of the South Pole will suddenly come down to earth and hit him on the head with a crutch.
Ma Xiaoling didn't argue with him. It just so happened that she didn't like Jin Zhengzhong either and thought that he was a swindler and not a good person.
Holding the amulet snatched from Tan Wenjie, Ma Xiaoling said in surprise: "What you took out is actually a real thing."
Ma Xiaoling could feel the strong magical power on the amulet, and she was very sure that it was blessed by the magical power of a god, but she didn't know which god it was.
If it were placed somewhere else, it could be sold for at least 99,000.
"I'm here to support you." said Tan Wenjie.
“Why isn’t it free then?”
"Free stuff doesn't work. It can cure demons but not the heart."
Tan Wenjie glanced into the distance.
"There seems to be a bar, do you want to have a drink together?"
Ma Xiaoling put away the amulet and said, "Okay, you treated me last time, I'll treat you this time."
The two entered the bar and saw a woman dressed very fashionably sitting behind the bar.
Tan Wenjie's nose twitched slightly.
"What would you two like to drink?" The woman glanced briefly at the two of them.
Tan Wenjie: “The most expensive one.”
He pulled up a chair and sat at the bar.
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
It's okay, it's just a drink, she can afford it.
"Why don't you try our bar's most famous wine? You two seem to be troubled."
"Then the wine of the heart."
While the woman was mixing drinks, Tan Wenjie asked, "Miss, what's your name?"
"The last name is Bai."
"Where are you from?"
“I’m from Sichuan.”
"Under the Qingcheng Mountain?" Tan Wenjie said, "Is it possible that there is a word 'Su' in your name?"
Ma Xiaoling who was sitting next to him: "..."
She was still struggling with how to face Tan Wenjie, but she didn't expect that this bastard would flirt with the beautiful woman as if no one was around.
"Sir, you are amazing." She placed a glass of prepared wine in front of Ma Xiaoling, "My name is Bai Susu."
"Wow, then you must have a sister named Xiaoqing."
In the distance, Xiaoqing, who had just walked over, suddenly stopped.
Someone is calling their name.
Seeing the two people chatting enthusiastically, Ma Xiaoling picked up the wine glass and drank it all, then slammed her head on the table and fell asleep.
Bai Susu asked, "Who are you?"
She could see Ma Xiaoling's level of cultivation, but she found that she could not see through the man in front of her. After two thousand years of cultivation, it was difficult for someone in the mortal world to have a higher level of cultivation than her, unless he was not a human at all.
Tan Wenjie pointed at Ma Xiaoling who had fainted beside him and said, "An ordinary man who only wants to rip off this rich woman."
Bai Su Su said: "Your Excellency is handsome, definitely not ordinary."
“Being ordinary is the highest compliment to one’s appearance.”
"..."
"Sister!" Xiaoqing also rushed over.
"Could this be Xiaoqing?"
Tan Wenjie looked at the White Snake, then at the Green Snake, and then thought about the White Snake and the Green Snake in his memory.
Forget it, just let the White Snake and the Green Snake in this world go. He can't be the Grass Python Hero, but he can be a Bodhisattva, but he can't be a Welfare Bodhisattva who gives his body for charity.
They must never be allowed to taste the sweetness.
"Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing."
After confirming it several times, Tan Wenjie lost interest in chatting.
No one would be happy to see two low-profile guys walking around outside wearing their wives' vests.
"Your heart's wine."
White Snake placed a glass of wine in front of Tan Wenjie.
"This was taught to me by a man called Miao Shan."
"The most expensive one?" Tan Wenjie only cared about whether he could make a quick buck. White Snake: "..."
She really wanted to pull the other person into her chat atmosphere, but for some reason she always failed.
Tan Wenjie raised his head and drank it all in one gulp.
My vision gradually blurred.
One woman after another.
Joan, Fu Qingfeng, Nie Xiaoqian, Bai Suzhen, Junior Sister, Rong Yuyi...
Cheng Xiaodong, Long Er, the third princess...
"hiss--"
They all look alike but are from different worlds, or perhaps they have not transcended the past. They should not have met, but now they are standing together.
"Ajie", "husband", "master", "..."
Eventually all the identical images merged, and large swathes of people disappeared.
All are beyond the three realms.
"and many more!"
Tan Wenjie stopped him.
This is not right. Some of his actions are just for his body but not his heart.
His eyes shot open.
[You drank the "Heart Wine" and gained a temporary status bonus: clear mind and body]
Clear mind and body: Clear thoughts, easier to face your true heart, temporary understanding +2
"How to make heart wine? Teach me." Tan Wenjie looked at the White Snake.
Bai Suzhen shook her head slightly.
Tan Wenjie said, "I'll find Xu Xian for you."
Bai Suzhen looked up suddenly: "Are you serious?"
Tan Wenjie stood up and took two steps back.
Fairy air emerges from his body and his eyes shine with divine light. He is equipped with the title of "Human Fairy" and the title of "Patrolling the Mighty Heavenly Lord".
Golden light, roaring dragons, trains, lightning...
Great and majestic power.
The white snake and the green snake's expressions suddenly changed, and they asked in surprise, "God?"
After another eight hundred years of training after the flooding of Jinshan Mountain, their strength had already been raised to a higher level, but when they saw Tan Wenjie displaying his supernatural powers, they actually had an urge to reveal their true forms.
They finally understood why they couldn't see through Tan Wenjie. He was not an ordinary immortal, but an immortal whose job was to subdue demons and monsters.
"I am a deity, there is no need to lie to you."
Tan Wenjie restrained his aura and became ordinary again.
"I believe you." said the White Snake.
The recipe for the Heart Wine was nothing special, and Miao Shan had never ordered that it not be taught to others.
Moreover, the other party just acted as if he was going to subdue demons and monsters. What else could she say except that she believed it.
The knife is right on her head. Having lived for so long, she still understands the ways of the world.
Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction: "I can send the person to you right now."
He took out his phone.
With Chu Renmei around, there is no number he can't find.
"Master, are you willing to accept me as your disciple?" Jin Zhengzhong's excited voice came from the phone.
"I've already told you that you're not good-looking enough. In our line of work, looks are very important. Forget it, come to the bar downstairs and I'll talk to you in detail."
He hangs up.
It just so happened that Ma Xiaoling's breathing suddenly became rapid, her eyelashes trembled, and she was about to wake up.
……
After drinking, Ma Xiaoling became dizzy and the surrounding environment became blurry and difficult to distinguish.
The figure of Tan Wenjie appeared in front of him.
He suddenly rushed over and hugged himself tightly.
"wait!"
Ma Xiaoling wanted to struggle, but Tan Wenjie's arms were too strong, and as a weak girl she couldn't break free.
"Smurf, I finally see you again."
His body stiffened, and he suddenly pushed the person away, his head tilted back.
"Don't mistake me for someone else!"
She suddenly found herself sitting in a bar, and Tan Wenjie was still chatting with the female boss.
Nothing has changed.
Ma Xiaoling fixed her eyes on the wine glass in front of her.
“There’s something wrong with this wine!”
"That's the wine of the heart. Do you feel a lot more relaxed after drinking it?"
"What on earth are you?"
"Monster, you can also call me Bai Suzhen."
With Tan Wenjie pointing out his identity first, Bai She no longer had any psychological burden. After all, Tan Wenjie had just helped him find the reincarnation of Xu Xian, but the other party had not arrived yet.
"Legend of the White Snake?" Ma Xiaoling felt that she was probably still drunk.
"People are coming." said Tan Wenjie.
Jin Zhengzhong stood in the distance and did not dare to come forward.
All pairs of eyes were staring at him, as if they wanted to see through his skin and flesh and reveal his internal organs.
After Jin Zhengzhong appeared, the White Snake stared at him and asked, "Is he Xu Xian?"
"He is indeed an uglier version." Tan Wenjie nodded, "And his character is not very good either. He likes to cheat and deceive people, but he is the Xu Xian you are looking for. If you don't believe me, come with me to the underworld later and we will look through the Book of Life and Death."
White Snake: “…”
You said you can look through the Book of Life and Death at will, what else can I say.
At this moment she clearly felt the gap between the two sides.
I don't know the whereabouts of Xu Xian, so I can only wait in the mortal world. However, if I meet a real immortal... Immortals can use their authority to look up information.
"In fact, with your talent and cultivation, you had many choices back then." Tan Wenjie said, "For example, you and Xu Xian had a child named Wenquxing, and then after your son passed the imperial examination, you and your family would ascend to heaven and become immortals."
White Snake: “…”
A happy family ending? That was great. She wanted to fall into depression again.
Tan Wenjie: "But Wenquxing is very busy, so he probably won't be your son."
He planned to interview Wenquxing when he met him in the sky in the future, and find out what it felt like to be reborn every few days.
White Snake: “…”
She was once again forced to break away from her depression and sit with him, always feeling that the picture was very disconnected.
"Master...Tan Tianshi." Jin Zhengzhong walked over hesitantly, "I'm here."
As soon as he entered the bar, he was spotted by a woman dressed very fashionably and trendily, and he felt a little nervous.
Tan Wenjie said: "I have told you your fortune, she was your wife in your previous life."
Jin Zhengzhong: “Ah?”
White Snake: “?”
It seems that you are a bit too sloppy as a matchmaker.
Jin Zhengzhong didn't care that the White Snake was staring at him with such affectionate eyes, and just threw the dog-skin plaster to her.
After living for so long, if the White Snake still can't deal with Jin Zhengzhong, then her thousands of years of life will have been in vain.
Ma Xiaoling followed Tan Wenjie out of the bar and left Jin Zhengzhong to the female elf who was spitting tongue.
The African braided version of Bai Suzhen is the only one of its kind in the world, so it’s a good deal for him.
"Is she really a white snake?"
"I know her trendy style is hard for people to understand." Tan Wenjie nodded, "You can't stop her from pursuing fashion. She can still open a bar, dance and date young girls even if she's older."
"That's not what I meant. I said there was something wrong with the wine."
"After drinking the wine of the heart, you will face the problems in your heart at this stage." Tan Wenjie explained.
Ma Xiaoling suddenly said angrily: "Don't treat me as a substitute for others! I am Ma Xiaoling, not the Smurf!"
Tan Wenjie opened his mouth slightly, looking shocked.
Ma Xiaoling also realized the ambiguity in her words and turned around and said, "I have something else to do. See you in a few days."
He didn't even dare to look back and left quickly, still feeling upset that he had been influenced by the alcohol and said what was in his heart.
But ever since she last chatted with Tan Wenjie and mentioned the Smurfs who looked like her, she has been very unhappy.
Now that I've gotten it all out, I feel relieved but also a little nervous.
Tan Wenjie didn't catch up, so there's no need to be impatient.
It turns out that the heart wine is so useful that it allows Ma Xiaoling to hit the ball directly.
No wonder he had to get girls drunk before he could pick them up. He used to think that it would make it easier for things to happen after getting drunk, but now it seems that he was just superficial.
A must-have for picking up girls in the future.
He is a walking pick-up girl buff.
In a blink of an eye, it was the day when Aping came back to life.
Almost all the tenants of Jiajia Building who were able to move out have left in the past few days. Knowing that a haunted building would be dangerous, any normal person would know that they should run away.
This time the ghost-hunting team is also very luxurious.
Tan Wenjie, Ma Xiaoling, Kuang Tianyou, the White Snake and the Green Snake, let alone catching the hungry Shura, even catching a few righteous gods would not be difficult.
"A Ping's spirit is in the building now. We must bring him out." Ma Xiaoling said to Tan Wenjie, "Then call out the ghost messenger and send him downstairs."
She seemed to have completely forgotten what happened before, and calmly discussed the action plan with Tan Wenjie, but she would subconsciously avoid his eyes when they met.
"Has he absorbed a lot of resentment?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"That's right." Ma Xiaoling said seriously, "When the Hungry Shura appears, nothing can survive. We must be careful in dealing with it."
"It's actually not that troublesome."
When it comes to dealing with resentment, Chu Renmei, who has already been appointed as the general who protects the altar, is an expert.
It's just a small experience pack.
Tan Wenjie glanced at Jin Zhengzhong who was being affectionate with the White Snake, and then looked at Xiaoqing who seemed like an outsider.
Noticing Tan Wenjie's gaze, Xiaoqing took the initiative to come over and said, "God, is there anything we can help you with?"
"Please buy me a portion of green pepper, fermented bean curd and watermelon."
Xiaoqing: "..."
The gods are real gods, but they seem a little abnormal.
Different from this side, Kuang Tianyou maintained an outsider attitude from beginning to end and tried to reduce his presence as much as possible.
He felt threatened. The two women who suddenly appeared today were not simple.
Including Tan Wenjie and Ma Xiaoling, Kuang Tianyou suddenly realized that if he was not here to capture the hungry Shura today, but to capture himself as a zombie, the lineup would be sufficient.
"How do you plan to capture Aping's soul?" Ma Xiaoling decided to listen to Tan Wenjie's advice.
Xiaoqing shut up silently and stepped back.
I am redundant to my sister, and I seem to be redundant here too.
"Did you call the ghost catcher?" asked Tan Wenjie.
Ma Xiaoling said: "We have to calculate the time. The ghost messenger will not stay for too long. If we fail to bring Ah Ping back, we may miss the critical moment. From now on, Ah Ping can only wander in the world of the living."
"Is there such a saying?" Tan Wenjie was surprised.
He thought carefully about his communication with the ghost.
Burning paper money, burning paper money, burning paper money... He only used the VIP channel from beginning to end and never thought that the ghost catcher could be so arrogant.
"Call him up, I'll catch him right away."
Tan Wenjie grabbed with his backhand, and in his hand there appeared a big rooster that crowed.
The zombies and snake demons present responded and felt a sense of uneasiness.
His title is "Great General of the Divine Chicken who Suppresses Demons". He is worshipped with incense and is canonized as the Emperor of the People by the people. He has not yet obtained a divine position, but he is also separated from ordinary monsters.
A large rooster with colorful feathers landed on the ground, flapped its wings, and crowed with its head raised.
Lightning flashed.
"Go." Tan Wenjie let go of his hand.
The big rooster flapped its wings and rushed downstairs.
Lei Fak can defeat evil spirits, and one thing can defeat another. Unless the gap in strength is too great, Hungry Shura can only surrender.
Inside Jiajia Building.
Luo Kaiping, who thinks he has transformed himself into a hungry Asura with boundless magical powers, appears, and now he wants to make those people pay for their blood debt with blood.
Never mind that his mother was actually a corpse.
Don’t worry about the fact that his mother turned into a zombie and killed those people. In fact, no one killed them.
Not to mention that he actually committed suicide by jumping off a building and no one tried to kill him.
The standard "I am miserable but I am right" situation.
Now he's going on a killing spree.
"Whoa whoa--!"
The rooster crowed.
Ah Ping's body trembled, and the resentment in his body sizzled out like boiling vinegar.
His body was out of control, and he tried to muster up his resentment, intending to pounce.
But in his sight, he saw a big rooster with electric light on its body spreading its wings and flying towards him. Its claws were like iron hooks, which lightly grabbed his body and pulled out wisps of his soul.
The chicken's beak pecked lightly.
"Ouch!"
The pain was so severe that it seemed as if my soul was going to fly away.
After a few hits, A Ping could no longer bear it and ran out crawling.
If you don't run away, you will be swallowed.
……
There were bursts of roosters crowing and flashes of lightning in the building.
Then a gust of cold wind rushed out, and it was the anxious and hungry Shura Aping.
After seeing many people on the rooftop, he immediately chose the target closest to him and pounced on it, intending to possess himself and blend in with them to make everyone afraid to act rashly.
I couldn't deal with them when I was alive, and if I still can't deal with them now that I've become a ghost, then my death would have been in vain.
A Ping crashed into Wang Zhenzhen's mother Jia Jia, and a ball of lightning and fire exploded from her body.
"Ah!" Aping staggered back.
After shaking his head twice, Aping chose Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie grabbed his shoulder and said, "Da Jun, what are you going to do?!"
With so many weak spots to pick on, he chose to take action against himself.
He pulled Da Jun A Ping by the hand, folded it quickly, and rolled him into a ball in a few seconds.
"Ding--"
An elevator appears.
Tan Wenjie: "Is it so advanced?"
The elevator door opened, and the ghost who came out was about to complain to Ma Xiaoling why she called him up to work overtime, but when his eyes swept over Tan Wenjie, his expression immediately changed and he smiled.
"It's this ghost. Send it down and beat it according to the rules." Tan Wenjie threw A Ping to the other party.
"Don't worry, this is our duty." The ghost hugged A Pingqiu and asked politely, "Then I'll leave first?"
"Let's go."
"Everyone is busy. Goodbye."
The elevator dived and quickly disappeared.
The hungry Shura Aping, who had made everyone in the Jiajia Building unable to sleep or eat, was solved so easily.
Everyone looked at Tan Wenjie.
"As expected of Master Tan!"
Ma Xiaoling was very confused.
"Was the ghost messenger so easy to talk to before?"
She remembered that when she had called the ghost messenger over before, she had said all the nice things and given a lot of red envelopes and paper money, but the other party was still very reluctant and often said that it was too late to wait.
Today the ghost even looked a little flattering.
Jin Zhengzhong, who was huddled with the White Snake in the distance, asked quietly, "Susu, you know Master Tan, can you recommend me to him and let me become his disciple?"
When choosing a master, you must choose the most powerful one. Jin Zhengzhong is good at observing people's words and expressions and can see that the ghost has a different attitude towards Tan Wenjie.
Even the ghost messenger has to respect him a little, he is determined to become his disciple.
The white snake shook his head: "It's impossible. Since he said he won't accept you as his disciple, it's absolutely impossible."
The gods believe in fate. In other words, the final right of interpretation belongs unilaterally to the gods.
Taking a deity as your teacher is equivalent to having one foot halfway into the door of immortality.
If it is really possible, she certainly hopes that her Xu Xian can escape the cycle of reincarnation and live forever.
And she could see that Jin Zhengzhong was not a person who could practice diligently. He was impatient, lazy, and ambitious...
There was no way Tan Wenjie would agree.
"Now that the problem is solved, why don't we all come to the bar and I'll treat everyone to a meal." White Snake took the initiative to invite.
Tan Wenjie: "I have something else to do."
Ma Xiaoling: "I have something else to do."
They both spoke in unison, then paused.
Eye contact.
"I won't go this time." X2
"..."X2
"It's about work." X2
It was the White Snake who spoke first: "Your work is important. We will get together again next time if we have the chance."
Watch the two people leave.
Others have already started gossiping about the duo's relationship.
It would be a shame not to have a couple of drinks with such a good topic for conversation.
"I'm not going either." said Kuang Tianyou.
Even if the two threats left, the pressure brought by the remaining two monsters was still not small, so he should go home and breastfeed his child.
Downstairs, about to separate.
Ma Xiaoling said: "Thank you for coming to help this time."
"You're welcome." Tan Wenjie shook his head.
"Why do I feel like you've suddenly become polite?" she said a little uncomfortably.
No one said it explicitly, but the sudden distance between them made her feel that they were becoming strangers.
"Really? Then..." Tan Wenjie paused and lowered his gaze, "Look at the legs."
Ma Xiaoling was angry: "Get lost!"
Being polite is considered too polite, and getting closer is considered too close.
"Call me if you need anything." Tan Wenjie gestured in his ear, "I'm leaving first."
"Don't worry, absolutely not!"
Unlike the previous times when the two parted, this time Ma Xiaoling stood there and watched Tan Wenjie leave.
Tan Wenjie walked farther and farther away without looking back until he completely disappeared from her sight.
The air was a little chilly. Ma Xiaoling sniffed, looked up at the sky, and blinked: "I'm going to catch a cold. Wear more clothes when you go back."
(End of this chapter)