Chapter 518: Single Dad Has a High Success Rate in Picking Up Girls
Chapter 518: Single Dad Has a High Success Rate in Picking Up Girls
"Master Miaoshan's fan meeting will be held today, those who are interested can come quickly."
Inside the temple, Miao Shan smiled and waited quietly.
The disciples waited quietly by the side, and from the sound it was very lively outside. It seemed that there were more than dozens of people, at least hundreds.
The meeting is held every thirty-three years, with thirty-three people meeting and answering three questions. This has always been the rule of Master Miaoshan.
Some people hope that they are exceptions and that Master Miaoshan, who is related to Guanyin Bodhisattva, can show mercy. However, there are rules for everything, and this is the rule that Miaoshan follows in this world.
After half an hour, no one came and the room was silent.
"Master, I'll go out and take a look." The disciple took the initiative to say.
As a disciple following a big boss, the level of your skills is not important, what matters most is your eyesight.
When to pour tea, when to light a cigarette, when to change a batch, although Master Miaoshan does not use these things, the general meaning is the same.
Only those who are quick-witted, agile and capable of handling things can succeed.
Miao Shan still did not speak, but lowered her eyes and silently recited the Heart Sutra, as if the incident had nothing to do with her. However, the disciple knew that his question had been answered.
He clasped his hands together in a salute, then slowly backed out the door and closed it behind him.
Those who were destined to visit did not enter the temple, but were attracted by something and lined up again at the temple gate.
When he walked out, he found a stall at the entrance of the temple.
Sitting behind the stall was a handsome young man in a yellow Taoist robe.
There are two boards standing next to it.
One plaque reads: "Tianshi Tan will answer your questions for free and help you find the answers to your innermost desires."
Another board read: "Two-time Mark Six jackpot winner, three consecutive horse racing bets."
There are also various newspapers, group photos, etc. posted next to it.
More and more "destined people" are queuing up on site.
disciple:"……"
He wanted to go up and ask if anyone wanted to meet Master Miao Shan. Master Miao Shan only held a meet-and-greets and handshakes event every few decades, and if he missed today, he would never have another chance.
Just as he was about to open his mouth, the young Taoist priest behind the stall glanced over.
The body shakes uncontrollably.
My feet felt as if they were filled with lead and I couldn't even lift them.
A casual glance from the other party made him completely afraid to move, and this feeling was very familiar, as if he had seen it not long ago, but when he recalled it carefully now, he couldn't remember it.
In short, this man is incredibly strong just by sitting there and doing nothing.
It is definitely not someone you can provoke easily.
Tan Wenjie was also confused.
Who is that person? He is making faces. Doesn’t he know to queue?
He didn't come here today to steal Miao Shan's limelight, but he was thinking that if Miao Shan only met a fixed number of predestined people, then in other words, if all the problems of the predestined people were solved by himself, all their opportunities would be given to him, and he would be able to ask dozens of questions.
It’s not difficult to do this.
The legend of Master Miaoshan is very powerful, but after all, he only appears once every thirty-three years. People in the world have only heard of his name but rarely seen him, so it is difficult to tell the real from the fake. Most of the people who come here are trying their best, as it is just a waste of one day anyway. If it is real, that would be the best, but if it is fake, it is no loss either.
But when Tan Wenjie took action personally, the effect was completely different.
He had nothing to do these few days and won some other lotteries.
I can tell fortunes, I have taken photos and reported them, and my record can be checked.
Those charlatans are swindling people. They can’t calculate this or that, and they don’t even know what the numbers in the next lottery will be. They can only say two words, “Amitabha” or “Blessings be born in heaven with infinite happiness,” and yet there are loads of people who believe them.
People like Tan Wenjie who have real combat records can no longer be called ordinary masters, but legendary masters.
"What do you want to calculate? What are you asking?" Tan Wenjie looked at the man standing in front of him.
"I want to know the next lottery number." The man said decisively, "I want to get rich."
Tan Wenjie: "Wait here and buy with me."
"Thank you, Master!" the man was surprised.
Tan Wenjie reminded: "Your destined person's number."
Man: "Hey, how can you say it's my number? It's your number~"
When many middle-aged and poor people heard that they could buy Mark Six lottery tickets with Tan Wenjie, they all gathered around and queued up spontaneously.
Miao Shan might be able to help them solve their doubts, but she could never help them escape from their current predicament.
They are developing from middle-level to old-level. The family pressure is high and there is no cost of trial and error. In comparison, if they follow Tan Wenjie to buy the Mark Six lottery and make a fortune, they can immediately improve their family situation.
The only way to relieve worries is to get rich.
All the talk about a state of mind resolving doubts is fake. If you pay enough money, the problem will naturally disappear.
Half the people in the team were gone.
The next one stepped forward.
"What do you want to ask?" Tan Wenjie looked at the young man in front of him who was dressed simply.
There is a high probability that you have been hurt emotionally.
The young man said: "My girlfriend wants to break up with me. She said I am not ambitious."
Tan Wenjie raised his hand: "Stop, you also go line up over there and buy the Mark Six lottery with me."
There's no need to listen any further.
"what?"
"Listen to me, wait until the lottery is announced, and your girlfriend will come back to you."
No ambition = no money now.
Being ambitious = rich now and richer in the future.
Tan Wenjie waved his hand: "Next."
Miao Shan, a disciple who was watching from the side, kept her microphone muted the entire time. It was so chaotic that she had to tell her master what had happened.
He turned and hurried away.
When passing by the Heavenly King Hall and seeing the Four Heavenly Kings inside, he suddenly stopped.
The Four Heavenly Kings, who were the guardians of the Dharma, looked down at him with angry eyes, in an appearance of subduing demons.
The familiar feeling that Tan Wenjie had just given me finally had an explanation.
He took a deep breath.
It seems that the other party is really not simple.
"Master." He walked in, clasping his hands together. "There's a man setting up a stall outside the temple. Everyone can get a response from him, but he only teaches people to buy lottery tickets and tells them that money can buy love. It's just a mess."
He was indignant.
Miao Shan: “…”
There was silence for a long time.
Miao Shan said, "People in the world pursue money and think that money is more valuable. Why are you angry?"
"The disciple is wrong."
"You don't know what's wrong with you."
Miao Shan did not continue.
In the past, the Buddha smiled and picked up a flower, which contained infinite Buddhist principles. Others could only understand it. If they understood it, they understood it. If they didn’t understand it, they could continue to understand it.
Miao Shan said, "I can help him solve his doubts. Please ask him to come in."
"Yes!"
Outside the temple.
Kazuo Yamamoto, who wanted the end of the world to come sooner, came with his men.
But when he saw Tan Wenjie setting up a stall in front of the temple, his face suddenly changed and he stopped far away.
The experience of that night is still fresh in his memory. Whenever he closes his eyes, he can see someone holding a golden slingshot and shooting it at his head.
He was beaten the whole time, felt the threat of death several times, and was beaten without any ability to fight back.
After that, he sucked the blood of several more people before he barely recovered from his weakened state, sacrificing several loyal subordinates for this.
"BOSS, what about us?" asked the subordinate beside him.
"Wait a minute." said Kazuo Yamamoto.
As the big boss, he would not admit that he was afraid of Tan Wenjie. He was just more rational.
Put the big things first, and everything else can be put aside.
……
"The Master said he can answer your question."
In front of Tan Wenjie's stall, his disciple walked over and said.
"All the predestined people are me." Tan Wenjie pointed at the number plate, "According to the rules, you must answer my questions."
“You are not destined to be with the master.”
"You ask the people who are destined to go with you to see Miao Shan, and do you think they will follow you?"
The disciple looked at the group of people who were excitedly waiting to buy Mark Six lottery tickets, and remained silent. He knew very well that what Tan Wenjie said was right.
Money is attractive, fame and fortune are within reach, so why bother asking for vague answers?
Tan Wenjie stood up and said, "Master Miaoshan asked me to have tea, so let's go first."
He entered the room and saw Miao Shan.
"I can answer three questions." Miao Shan spoke first.
"No, it should be 99." Tan Wenjie corrected.
Miao Shan smiled: "Are you so confused?"
"No, but I prefer to collect them and would rather leave them unused." Tan Wenjie said, "This is the question you asked me, but I answered it for free. Now it's my turn to ask."
Miao Shan is a tear of Guanyin Bodhisattva, just like the Bodhisattva's incarnation left in the human world, but it would be wrong to regard Miao Shan as an ordinary NPC, as the main account can log in to the secondary account at any time.
Tan Wenjie's expression suddenly became serious, and he got straight to the point and asked, "How do we cut off the reincarnation connection between the two worlds?"
Miao Shan replied: "Destroy the world!"
As long as this world is destroyed, the cycle of reincarnation will automatically end.
His train of thought is really strange, why didn't he think of it?
Tan Wenjie put it aside and said to Miao Shan, "Teach me the Mahavairocana Purifying Mantra."
Miao Shan nodded: "Okay."
The good impression that Guanyin Bodhisattva has for Tan Wenjie is also reflected in Miao Shan.
[You try to learn the "Mahavairocana Purifying Mantra" under the guidance of Master Miaoshan]
[You are "Born Holy Spirit", learning success rate +20%]
[You have a "Buddha's heart" and are a natural born Buddha, your learning success rate +60%]
[You are a "once-in-a-century cultivation genius", learning success rate +5%]
[You have a connection with Buddha. Under the guidance of Master Miaoshan, your learning success rate will increase by 50%]
[Judgment: 135%, you have successfully learned the "Mahavairocana Purification Mantra"]
Vairocana Tathagata's Purification Mantra: The world returns to chaos, all humans are destroyed, and everything starts over again. Mana consumption: 60 billion.
"Amitabha." Tan Wenjie clasped his hands together.
I learned it, but I can't use it.
He observed the Mahavairocana Purification Mantra and found that the numbers were jumping.
Destroy all humans, got it.
Indiscriminate attack.
Miao Shan said, "You can ask another question."
Tan Wenjie asked, "After the destruction of the world, will Miaoshan still exist?"
"Maybe not."
"The three have answered," Miao Shan said, "Your Excellency should leave now."
Tan Wenjie clasped his hands together and said, "Thank you, Master."
He has always been polite to the skill instructor, and everyone is polite to each other. Maybe there will be a chance to learn some more skills next time.
Moreover, Miao Shan is equated with Guanyin Bodhisattva, and it is difficult to improve her favorability once it drops. These capable figures can observe the situation in the small world from the big world.
Not every god is as magnanimous and forgiving as I am.
"In the world of the Lotus Lantern, Guanyin Bodhisattva and Cihang Taoist are two different people."
He remembered this.
According to the timeline, the Heavenly Court has not even discovered the existence of the Western Sacred Mountain.
After Tan Wenjie left, Yamamoto Kazuo, who had been waiting outside, finally seized the opportunity and successfully met Miao Shan.
There was no one in line, and Kazuo Yamamoto was both the second and the last.
After this, the meetings with Master Miaoshan may disappear, after all, the war of destruction is imminent.
Yamamoto Kazuo got straight to the point: "I want to destroy the world, who can stop me?"
As an immortal zombie, the destruction of humanity has nothing to do with him; it even makes it easier for him to establish a zombie kingdom.
As for the blood-sucking humans, they can be kept in captivity as livestock.
Miao Shan answered all questions: "The national stone spirit, Kuang Tianyou, the bloodline of the Ma family, the Vairocana Buddha's Purifying World Mantra, Tan Wenjie."
Yamamoto Kazuo's eyes changed.
He thought he was invincible, but he didn't expect there were so many of them.
Yamamoto Kazuo asked again: "Who can help me?"
Miao Shan replied: "The enemy of my enemy."
He asked again: "Will you stop me?"
Miao Shan: "When necessary, I will use the Mahavairocana Purifying Mantra."
Yamamoto Kazuo wanted to ask more questions, but Miao Shan said, "I have already answered the three questions."
After saying this, Miao Shan disappeared.
Yamamoto Kazuo: “…”
He now has a lot of problems to solve. If you don’t go out, you won’t know that there are so many people in the world who can take care of themselves.
Let’s take them one at a time and deal with that national guardian stone spirit.
……
Tan Wenjie fulfilled his promise and took the crowd to buy Mark Six lottery tickets.
He is lucky and wins whatever he buys.
He not only buys Mark Six lottery tickets, he also bets on horse racing.
After becoming rich, people will happily fulfill their desires.
This was neither salvation nor preaching, but the simplest exchange of interests. He wanted a chance to chat with Miao Shan, and this group of people needed money.
Whether he was a human or a god, he hated doing reading comprehension the most, but his luck seemed to be bad, as he became very good at being a riddle teller after finding a teacher.
In the next few days, Tan Wenjie was very idle. He wanted to wait for the day of the end of the world and sever the reincarnation connection between the two worlds.
During this period, he also turned down interview invitations from TV stations.
He always wins the lottery, wins every time he gambles, and is very high-profile every time he receives his prize, which makes him the God of Gamblers.
Some people even do not worship the God of Wealth before going to the gambling table, but worship Tan Wenjie instead.
“Can this also be made a god?”
Tan Wenjie felt the tiny wisp of incense and thought it was exaggerated.
New Title: God of Wealth
God of Wealth (0/100): Protects wealth and accumulates fortune; Wealth +1, can increase wealth for a single individual.
The bonus is very small, but he can indeed be regarded as the god of wealth among the people.
He will choose to apply the financial boost to himself first.
[You get the wealth boost from "God of Wealth Tan Wenjie", and the magic money boost +10%]
"I will definitely be the God of Wealth!"
The God of Gamblers, the God of Stocks, the God of Wealth, no matter which god it is, he must be in the spotlight.
When the group of people led by Tan Wenjie really won the lottery and became rich, the urban myth about him became more and more intense.
However, the Living God of Wealth, Tan Wenjie, who everyone was looking for, now arrived near a primary school.
After the generals and ministers, there are zombies.
Domoto's scalp tingled when he saw Tan Wenjie. He just came to check out the place but he got into the biggest trouble.
This is the natural enemy of our own BOSS.
Tan Wenjie waved his hand and Tang Ben came over obediently.
He asked, "Is it hot to wear a leather windbreaker?"
"Ah?" Domoto was stunned.
"Don't worry, I won't do anything to you if you don't have a sense of humor." Tan Wenjie assured, "It's okay, go have fun."
Domoto: "?"
After regaining his freedom, he was still a little dazed, but after only a second he turned into a puddle of water and escaped, leaving those who stayed behind in doubt whether they would live or die.
Tan Wenjie's sight stopped on an elementary school student, Kuang Fusheng. Like Kuang Tianyou, he was bitten by Jiang Chen decades ago. His body shape was frozen in his childhood state.
He is immature and can only be a kid all his life.
Currently, he and Kuang Tianyou depend on each other as father and son. Although he is a generation of zombies bitten by Jiang Chen, his strength is very poor and he is severely malnourished.
The target of the passerby zombie just now was obviously Kuang Fusheng.
At this time, Kuang Fusheng was sitting on the side of the road looking at beautiful women without any concealment.
"I think the one on the right is better, it's youthful and invincible." said Tan Wenjie.
Kuang Fusheng instinctively corrected him, "Older ones are definitely better, they are more caring and have hotter bodies."
"You are lacking in maternal love."
"..."
Kuang Fusheng turned his head stiffly.
When he saw Tan Wenjie, he stammered: "You, you are the one..."
“Master Tan, you are very good at catching ghosts.” Tan Wenjie smiled and raised his hand to hold the other person’s head. “Little brother, you look like Mr. Kuang’s son, and your name is Fusheng?”
"I, I am." Fu Sheng nodded stiffly, thinking to himself that something was wrong.
Why did I meet Tan Wenjie here?
He has become very famous recently, and his classmates even pray to his photo on their way to school, hoping to get more pocket money.
"Hello, Uncle Tan." Fusheng forced a smile and greeted him obediently.
"Don't call me uncle, call me dad."
"what?"
"Play with me later. I'll find a target and you go over and call mom." Tan Wenjie said, "Act anxiously, like a child who lacks love. It's best to stimulate the other party's maternal instinct."
Resurrection: ￣□￣｜｜
"Not good." A black line appeared on his forehead.
He actually asked me to help him pick up girls.
Adults are really not reliable at all. He felt that all of Kuang Tianyou’s analysis after returning home was flawed and that this person was not dangerous at all.
Tan Wenjie lowered his voice and threatened: "Otherwise I will tell Kuang Tianyou that his son was looking at women's thighs on the street after school."
As an old man who is actually 68 years old, Fu Sheng has long been indifferent to life and death.
"dad."
Isn't it just recognizing his father? He has been cheating people everywhere in the appearance of a young boy for so many years, and when he meets a young brother in his fifties, he can call him grandpa without any psychological burden.
Tan Wenjie said with satisfaction: "Be good and behave well, I will buy you a lollipop."
Kuang Fusheng: “…”
First of all, he is in his sixties and doesn't like sweets.
Secondly, he is already in his sixties and is still a zombie, his only diet is blood.
Finally, he has...
"Thank you dad."
I don't really mean it, I just say it casually.
Apart from the part of coercion and inducement, the big and the small were surprised to find that they had a lot of common topics, such as appreciating beautiful women.
"Awesome!" X2
"There are a few pretty girls over there. Look at that one. Her legs are white, straight and long." Tan Wenjie patted Fu Sheng on the back and said, "It's your turn now."
"Just look at the back?"
"They all have their backs to me. Why don't you go over and ask them to turn around and look at me?"
"forget it."
"Ok?"
I silently remember in my heart that I am mighty and cannot be defeated.
"Mom~!"
He got into the mood in a second and ran towards the beautiful girl with long legs and back that Tan Wenjie had specified.
The pretty girl turned around when she heard the voice.
"Resurrection?"
"Ma...Sister Xiaoling? Why is it you?" Fu Sheng's expression froze, it was over.
Looking at the crowd again, Wang Zhenzhen was there.
Like a girls party?
"How can you randomly call someone Fu Sheng?" Wang Zhenzhen bent down and said softly, "You can't do that."
"It's not me, it's Tan Wenjie!" Fu Sheng betrayed him without hesitation, turning around and pointing in Tan Wenjie's direction, "When I was about to go home after school, I saw him peeking at beautiful women's thighs on the side of the road. As a good student, I wanted to stop him, but he actually wanted me to pretend to be his son and help him sell the persona of a miserable father. I couldn't beat him, so I had to obey him."
Single dads have a high success rate in picking up girls.
Kuang Tianyou has been pursued by many women over the years. Tan Wenjie, who is much better than Kuang Tianyou in all aspects of appearance, will have a higher success rate.
Ma Xiaoling, Wang Zhenzhen: "..."
It's about looking at beauties on the street and even some tricks to pick up girls, which is consistent with their impression of Tan Wenjie.
"Hey." Tan Wenjie came over like a passerby, "What a coincidence, you guys are resting here too?"
Ma Xiaoling said disdainfully: "Don't teach the kids bad lessons. You actually force others to help you pick up girls."
I feel a little angry, but I can't get angry at all.
It had absolutely nothing to do with the fact that I was chosen as his target once again. It had absolutely nothing to do with it at all.
Wang Zhenzhen was embarrassed to criticize, but she pulled Fusheng behind her, her meaning was very clear.
This person is very dangerous and children will learn bad things from him.
Fusheng, who was hiding behind Zhenzhen, made a face. Now that someone was on his side, he was invincible.
Tan Wenjie took out his phone and played the recording. Kuang Fusheng's voice came from the speaker: "Older ones are definitely better, they are more caring and have hotter bodies."
All eyes fell on Fu Sheng.
The recording continued to play, and it was all Fu Sheng’s words.
This little kid is definitely not as innocent as he looks.
Wang Zhenzhen immediately distanced herself from Fu Sheng.
She had heard that there was a type of student in school who was very precocious and would secretly touch the teacher's legs to take advantage of them.
I didn't expect that Kuang Fusheng, who looks cute, is actually such a disgusting child.
"..."
Realizing that he was socially dead, Fu Sheng Youyuan stared at Tan Wenjie.
It was actually recorded.
"This is the power of technology, kid."
"Sister Xiaoling, he said before that your legs are white, long, and straight, and that you are invincible in youth, so he asked me to pretend to be your son to pick you up." Fu Sheng said anxiously, "What I said is true, I can guarantee that he definitely didn't recognize you at that time."
You can't let yourself be socially dead alone. Everyone has no underwear, and the shame will be shared by everyone.
"You!" Tan Wenjie was shocked.
He has such excellent assisting ability. I must keep him by my side when I want to pick up girls in the future.
With such a wingman, there is no need to worry about not picking up girls.
You are so good at talking, please say more.
Seeing Tan Wenjie's face change color, Fusheng felt relieved. Finally, he was not the only one who was embarrassed.
He must increase his output and try to make others forget that he is looking at beautiful women on the street.
Ma Xiaoling pressed her lips and said, "Fusheng, I will tell your father about this."
Resurrection: “?”
That’s not right. The culprit is Tan Wenjie. You have found the wrong person.
"By the way, Ajie, did something happen here that brought you to school?" Wang Zhenzhen changed the subject in time.
"Just walk around when you have nothing to do." Tan Wenjie said, glancing at Ma Xiaoling.
Their eyes met.
Tan: I saw a zombie.
Ma: Zombies? Where?
Tan: Already ran away.
Ma: You didn’t catch him?
Tan: I saw Fu Sheng, so I must protect his safety.
Ma: You did the right thing.
Tan: You send Zhenzhen and Fusheng back first, I will wait for you at Lingling Hall.
Ma: Okay.
Wang Zhenzhen: “?”
It starts again!
She blinked and tried to join in, but failed.
How did the conversation start?
Tan Wenjie said he would call someone if he had anything to do and then turned and left.
Ma Xiaoling and Wang Zhenzhen were surrounded by other people.
When a high-quality man appears, they chase him hoping that the two can help them set up a match.
It took a lot of effort for them to get rid of the entanglement.
Ma Xiaoling: "Fusheng, let's go and see your father."
"what--?"
Kuang Fusheng believed that if one day he were to destroy the world and hurt others, it must be related to Tan Wenjie.
……
Not long after Tan Wenjie arrived at Lingling Hall, Ma Xiaoling rushed back.
"Tell me in detail about the zombies you saw."
"That's the general's son."
There are very few zombies in this world because they were all captured by the zombie Taoist priest Mao Xiaofang decades ago.
Most of the zombies that appeared later were descendants of generals. The first generation of zombies were very strong and possessed various strange abilities, but their strength became weaker as time went by.
Tan Wenjie spoiled the story for Ma Xiaoling without any psychological burden.
"Catching zombies has been the mission of the exorcist dragon tribe for thousands of years." Ma Xiaoling said, "I will prepare some things to catch zombies."
"Your divine dragon is enough." said Tan Wenjie.
There is no need to hide from the zombies that can be killed by the dragon, but there is no way to hide from the zombies that cannot be killed by the dragon.
The two discussed for a while, and Ma Xiaoling said that she had to prepare props for catching zombies, so she left in a hurry, and dragged Tan Wenjie out with her.
She always felt it was odd to have a grown man in her home.
……
The national guardian stone is a legendary national treasure.
It was actually invited by the Nitto Group to exhibit in a museum and was even shown on TV.
It looks very much like a stone crab.
bar.
I haven't seen White Snake recently. It seems like she and Kim Jung-joong went to some private time together.
It just so happened that Ma Xiaoling didn’t have an extra troublesome apprentice.
Tan Wenjie came to get the enlightenment buff drink for free, and happened to see the news on TV. The green snake's face suddenly changed when he saw the national stone spirit.
"Fahai!" the green snake murmured.
"Fahai?"
Tan Wenjie nodded, this time it was just right.
Fahai should be a big crab.
"My sister and I worked together to beat Fahai into the crab's stomach." The green snake said worriedly, "I'm afraid Fahai will appear again."
"How does Fahai's strength compare to yours?"
"Eight hundred years have passed, and Fahai's magic power should not have been depleted, but my sister has entered the Five Deteriorations of the Celestial Being, and her magic power has been greatly reduced. The two of us could defeat him back then, but not necessarily now, unless there are three of us working together." The green snake replied worriedly.
The "Five Deteriorations" of the White Snake have arrived. In this world, no matter whether it is a god, a human, a ghost, or a demon, they are all subject to the Five Deteriorations. When this day comes, it means the end of the world is approaching, and at that time they will fall into the six realms of reincarnation and be reincarnated to cultivate again.
The only beings that are unaffected by the Five Degenerations of Heaven and Man are zombies.
Different worlds have different settings. In this world, zombies are the best species. In the world of The Lotus Lantern, The Lotus Lantern is the number one cheat.
Tan Wenjie: "So, Fahai's strength seems to be average."
Green Snake: "..."
What you said is true, but it sounds uncomfortable.
Tan Wenjie has seen the most powerful Dawei Tianlong version of Fahai, who can fight and kill.
It just so happens that I still have a set of equipment from Fahai, so I can have a chance to clash with the opponent.
Noticing that Tan Wenjie suddenly stopped talking, Qing Snake looked at him with a puzzled look. She thought Tan Wenjie was going to take the initiative to help.
With the help of the gods, Fahai poses no threat.
Tan Wenjie met the green snake's gaze and nodded in realization: "Eat."
"What to eat?"
"Your eyes are asking me if I want something to eat."
Green Snake: "..."
There are people in the world who are so bad at eye contact.
But since Tan Wenjie’s fist was big, she could only go to the kitchen to prepare.
What was served was a large plate of meat dishes.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
The various bugs are like twisted pasta, and are sprinkled with sauce.
The green snake said as a matter of course: "We are snakes, so we must eat insects."
"Snakes eat meat too. Do you think I haven't watched Animal World?"
A python can swallow a calf if its mouth is big enough.
The two snake monsters, who have cultivated for thousands of years, will definitely not get their teeth stuck when eating an elephant after they turn into their original forms.
The green snake explained: "It's good for the body."
“I prefer fried food.”
Tan Wenjie even eats ghosts, so insects are no problem for him. He also eats silkworm pupae on a regular basis.
Ordinary people cannot understand his emphasis on numerical values. How can food that can increase numerical values and status be considered disgusting? It’s just a pity that the effect is not enough and the more you eat, the weaker it becomes.
After eating the bug meal, health points increased by 3 points.
"One more!"
The opportunity to improve attributes should never be missed, as all numerical explosions are accumulated little by little.
Green Snake: "..."
Just as Tan Wenjie was eating, the white snake flew back hurriedly.
"Fahai will definitely come to find us."
White Snake was a little surprised when she saw Tan Wenjie.
"Please save me, Immortal." The white snake pleaded.
"I don't hit old people." Tan Wenjie shook his head.
There is no conflict of interest between him and Fahai. From an ordinary person's perspective, it is reasonable for Fahai to subdue demons and monsters, especially since he has been imprisoned for eight hundred years. It is even more reasonable for him to want revenge after being released from prison.
The most natural things in the world are to pay debts, pay for murder, and take revenge.
"My time has come, leaving behind a thousand-year-old demon pill is useless." The white snake said, "I am willing to offer this demon pill to the immortal, and I only ask the immortal to stop Fahai and protect Xiaoqing and Zhengzhong."
Tan Wenjie slapped the table.
The dishes bounced.
The two snake monsters shrank their necks in fear. The aura of Patrolling Heavenly Mighty Spirit + 100% intimidating was released, causing the two monsters' hearts to beat violently, and they almost turned back to their original forms.
"I hate people who break up couples and those who attack others without knowing right or wrong." Tan Wenjie said righteously, "Don't worry, I will protect you and will never let Fahai hurt you."
The white snake was grateful: "Thank you, Immortal."
Green Snake: "..."
Actually, you want the Millennium Demon Pill, right?
……
The museum where the Guardian Stone Spirit was located was attacked, and the security guard on duty had all his blood sucked out and died.
As a policeman, Kuang Tianyou naturally went to investigate.
As a partner of the Ridong Group, Ma Xiaoling was commissioned to investigate as soon as possible.
When Ma Xiaoling saw the tooth holes on the corpse's neck, she immediately concluded, "It's a zombie."
Kuang Tianyou: “…”
"Tan Wenjie had seen zombies before," Ma Xiaoling explained, "He said that a zombie seemed to be targeting Fu Sheng that day."
Kuang Tianyou's face changed slightly, but he remained calm and kept his expression unchanged.
"Since the zombies are here to destroy the national stone spirit, we should guard this place well." Kuang Tianyou said.
"Don't worry, I'm fully prepared."
After learning from Tan Wenjie that zombies had appeared, Ma Xiaoling immediately prepared props.
She had heard rumors about zombies for decades, but this was her first time actually facing a zombie, and she felt a little nervous.
At the same time, he was thinking whether he should ask Tan Wenjie for help.
"I'm going to take a call." Kuang Tianyou said and turned to leave.
Just a few seconds later.
"Ah!" a roar was heard.
"Zombies?"
Ma Xiaoling's face suddenly changed and she chased in the direction where the zombie was roaring.
A masked figure quickly approached after he left.
He tried to destroy the national stone spirit.
A beam of magical light came and stopped the masked man.
"I knew you wanted to lure the tiger away from the mountain!" Ma Xiaoling held a peach wood sword, with her long legs and long boots, and got into a fighting stance.
"Roar!" The masked man swooped over.
As soon as the two sides started fighting, Ma Xiaoling immediately felt the strong pressure. Her body involuntarily stepped back, her boots stomping on the ground.
The opponent is quite powerful. As a zombie, he is extremely strong and fast.
The peach wood sword in his hand was knocked away during the second collision, as if it was pulled by something and accurately pierced into the national stone spirit.
The national stone spirit began to tremble violently, and something seemed to be trying to break free from it.
"Oh!"
Ma Xiaoling's body suddenly burst into golden light, and the amulet from Tan Wenjie spontaneously combusted and turned into a barrier of lightning and fire, blocking the masked man.
After knocking the opponent over, the flames did not go out and automatically wrapped around the masked man as if they had life.
Ma Xiaoling looked at the amulet that had fallen to the ground. The amulet had burned, revealing the lucky gold coin inside.
She bent down and picked up the burnt and deformed lucky gold coin.
There is still a hint of warmth.
The masked man in front has revealed his true face.
"Kuang Tianyou! Are you a zombie?"
Kuang Tianyou opened his mouth to speak, but the Samadhi True Fire had already entered his mouth.
He covered his burning chest and said to Ma Xiaoling, "Do you believe Uncle Qiu? He knows I'm a zombie."
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
She said, "I will ask Uncle Qiu to verify why you want to destroy the national stone spirit."
"Because Fu Sheng was captured, I have to help them."
Kuang Tianyou collapsed.
"This fire, I cough cough..."
"wait."
Ma Xiaoling took out her phone and made a call: "Where are you? Kuang Tianyou was injured by the fire in your amulet."
"That's Samadhi True Fire. Bring him to me. I'm at the bar."
The two quickly rushed to the bar, and as soon as they entered the door, they saw Tan Wenjie eating insects.
"You should have taken out the cicadas earlier, but it should be winter now." Tan Wenjie said to the green snake, "I paid for it."
It is a little difficult to get him to eat mealworms, but if it is insects such as grasshoppers, cicadas, silkworm pupae, etc., he can eat them all the time.
Green Snake: "They are all raised with magic weapons."
All her snacks were eaten.
"Help me raise some later."
Not only can it be used as a snack, but it can also be fed to chickens. It is such a shame to waste such breeding talents.
After the White Snake rushes into reincarnation, you can hire Xiaoqing to help you raise insects for a while and expand your food list.
Tan Wenjie walked up to Kuang Tianyou and tapped him twice.
A flame flew out from its seven orifices, circled twice in the air, and then drilled towards Tan Wenjie's left foot, disappearing without a trace in an instant.
Kuang Tianyou sat up: "Thank you."
The burning sensation disappeared without a trace. With the zombie's powerful recovery ability, a few breaths were enough to heal it.
Before, I only thought that Tan Wenjie was powerful, but I didn't expect that just a wisp of fire coming out of his body would leave me completely unable to fight back.
When Ma Xiaoling questioned Kuang Tianyou why he concealed his identity as a zombie, Tan Wenjie had already left the bar.
He did not help the two snake demons hide their aura, but waited for Fahai to come.
His purpose is to get things done for money.
Tan Wenjie took out a cassock and put it on, then took out the golden bowl.
After thinking about it, he was almost there. A ball of fire came out of his left foot and turned into a fire dragon tattoo on his back.
An old monk flew towards us from a distance.
"Snake demon, the grudge between you and me should be settled today."
Tan Wenjie leaped forward.
"The old man is strong and healthy. How long have you been practicing?"
"More than eight hundred years." Seeing that it was a "monk", Fahai stopped.
He felt a strong Buddhist charm in Tan Wenjie.
"I have only practiced for two years." Tan Wenjie shook his head, "I am not as good as you, sir. Humph, I can tell at a glance that you are not human."
He pulled off his robes to reveal the tattoo on his back.
"Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon, the Buddha Ksitigarbha, Prajnaparamita! Reveal your true form now!"
(End of this chapter)