Chapter 525 Xiaoling, where are your socks?
Chapter 525 Xiaoling, where are your socks?
Tan Wenjie hurriedly left with the cat demon, while on Ma Xiaoling and Wang Zhenzhen's side, Kuang Tianyou, who had been late for a long time, finally arrived.
"Tianyou, are you okay?" Wang Zhenzhen asked worriedly.
"Someone came to my house and said he wanted my house. He hoped I could move out and he would give me some compensation. Hey, Zhenzhen, why is your face so red?"
Halfway through his words, Kuang Tianyou realized that his girlfriend was not in a good state.
"Nothing, just a little hot." Zhenzhen quickly changed the subject, "Jiajia Building has many floors, why must your room be?"
"The person who came to rent the apartment said that his boss believed in Feng Shui." Kuang Tianyou smiled and asked me to help him, otherwise he would lose his job.
"Do you agree?" Wang Zhenzhen asked.
"Why not? Jin Zhengzhong upstairs is moving to his Japanese girlfriend's place. The house is waiting to be dealt with. I just happen to be your neighbor."
Someone gave him money as compensation so that he could be closer to his girlfriend. Plus, Jin Zhengzhong came to him specifically to ask for help, so he could help two people just by moving a little. Kuang Tianyou couldn't think of a reason to refuse.
Kuang Tianyou said to Ma Xiaoling, "Witch Ling, you are going to lose a handsome neighbor."
Ma Xiaoling heard someone calling her name and came back to her senses: "Huh?"
"What's wrong with her?" Kuang Tianyou asked Wang Zhenzhen puzzledly.
Wang Zhenzhen shook her head: "I don't know, it seems that since I saw Xiaoling today, she has been in a bad state."
The three of them came out to party together. Because Ma Xiaoling was not in good condition and Kuang Tianyou had to move upstairs urgently, they temporarily changed their plans and chose to go back to help Kuang Tianyou move.
As a man living alone, Kuang Tianyou's home is easy to clean, and Zhenzhen usually takes care of it for him. It only took more than an hour to finish, and the rest had to wait until the next day. The buyer claimed that he would bring someone to help, and all expenses would be covered, so there was no need to worry.
……
Ma Xiaoling returned to Lingling Hall exhausted.
She immediately asked the spirit of her great aunt Madonna: "Great aunt, is there really a way to make everyone forget about someone?"
The content of the conversation with Tan Wenjie during the day had a huge impact on her.
Madonna sat cross-legged and floated in the air: "There are many powerful spells in the world, maybe there is one."
"Oh." Ma Xiaoling felt depressed because she didn't get the answer she wanted.
"Are you in any trouble?" Madonna asked with concern.
Ma Xiaoling shook her head: "No, I'm going to wash up and go to bed."
"strange."
Looking at Ma Xiaoling's back, Madonna shook her head. Women are really troublesome.
Lying in bed, Ma Xiaoling tossed and turned, unable to fall asleep. In a daze, she seemed to have a dream, but the content of the dream was outrageous. It was either about her legs being touched or her legs being touched.
And she was kneeling and crying in front of the ruins.
When she opened her eyes, she felt physically tired and could not remember anything from her dream.
The sky also brightened at this time.
Remembering that she still had work to do today, Ma Xiaoling forced herself to get up despite her mental exhaustion.
As soon as I opened the door with my makeup box in hand, I saw people moving across the street and a very familiar figure.
The other party greeted first: "Miss Ma, good morning."
"Are you, Secretary Li?"
Ma Xiaoling suddenly had a bad feeling in her heart.
"Yes, we met yesterday."
"You want to move here?"
“It’s our boss.”
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
She also wants to move now, and always wants to avoid Tan Wenjie before she thinks it through. However, things do not go as she wishes. When Ma Xiaoling returns home in the afternoon and opens the elevator, she happens to meet Tan Wenjie.
"You're moving in so soon?"
After noticing Tan Wenjie's strange look, Ma Xiaoling said, "I ran into Secretary Li when I went out this morning. I wasn't paying special attention to you."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
There is no three hundred taels of silver here.
"It was Secretary Li who made the decision, saying that it was not good for me to always live in a hotel." Tan Wenjie replied, "I didn't move here because of you."
The two have a good understanding.
Ma Xiaoling turned her head away and said, "Here you are trying to cover up your guilt."
Has no one taught the company boss how to fall in love? He looks like a newbie.
"It's really not true."
"I believe you."
The elevator went up and stopped at the same floor.
They walked side by side to their respective doorsteps, took out their keys and opened the door.
When she heard the door next door unlock, Ma Xiaoling suddenly turned around and asked, "Would you like to come in and have a drink of water?"
"Okay!" Tan Wenjie turned around quickly and stood beside her.
Ma Xiaoling: “…”
She admitted that she regretted it after she spoke up, but the other party did not give her a chance.
After entering the door, Ma Xiaoling quickly poured a glass of water, wanting to wait for Tan Wenjie to finish drinking the water before leaving.
Tan Wenjie picked up the water cup and noticed someone's eyes locked on him: "Are you waiting to use the cup?"
"No, drink slowly." Ma Xiaoling simply sat down and stared at Tan Wenjie. Although she said to drink slowly, she tried to urge him to finish drinking quickly and leave with her eyes.
Her great aunt Madonna often warned her not to fall in love. Now that she suddenly brought a man home, the consequences would be disastrous.
But look at it.
This profile seems to be the type I would like.
The action of drinking water is very stylish.
Being a disciple of Mount Mao, that means you are in the same industry and will have a lot of common topics in the future.
And...she couldn't help but think of last night's dream.
After thinking about it, Ma Xiaoling suddenly found that the situation was a bit bad. Apart from the fact that "Ma family women cannot shed a tear for men, otherwise they will lose all their magic power", she found that she was very likely to fall in love with Tan Wenjie, which completely met her standards for choosing a partner.
The most important thing is your own body and instinct, which seem to accept the other person faster than your own emotions.
"Thank you for the water." Tan Wenjie felt a little uncomfortable being stared at. He quickly drank the water, stood up and walked out the door.
"and many more."
It was as if there was a voice in the dark urging her, making her choose to run over and hug him from behind countless times when she saw the figure leaving.
After hugging him, Ma Xiaoling immediately came to her senses and pushed Tan Wenjie out of the door with red cheeks.
"boom!"
Tan Wenjie, who was standing outside the door: “?”
What's going on? I was taken advantage of by someone who suddenly hugged me.
Considering that it was the other party's first time, it was excusable, and there were airbags to cushion the impact. If the other party dared to do it again, he must punish him severely.
Boys must protect themselves well when they go out.
When Tan Wenjie returned home, Ma Xiaoling woke up with a red face. She admitted that she had lost control at the time and that her body had become more accustomed to him than she could remember.
"I must have gone through too much today, so I...ah, great-aunt!"
Ma Xiaoling was startled when she saw Madonna suddenly appear in front of her.
"Aunt, you look like a ghost and scared me."
"I am a ghost." Madonna said faintly, "Xiaoling, a woman of the Ma family, must never shed tears for a man."
"Aunt, I have nothing to do with him."
"That boy looks greasy and powdered, he must cheat on girls often."
Recalling the scene this afternoon when Tan Wenjie hugged a girl and touched her head, Ma Xiaoling's heart stopped pounding and her eyes instantly became sharp.
"I've already said that I have nothing to do with him."
She went back to her room unhappy.
Madonna was puzzled: "Why did they suddenly turn hostile? Could it be that they came during those few days? Women are so troublesome. Fortunately, I am a female ghost."
……
Night, bar.
After being invited several times by the cat demon, Tan Wenjie finally agreed to come to the bar.
The woman in front of me is dressed very fashionably.
Ma Dingdang, the last generation of the Ma family’s celestial master, had the greatest achievement… He seduced a general.
The most powerful identity is...Ma Xiaoling’s aunt.
She seems useless but in fact she is well connected with both the black and white worlds, and she also masters the art of summoning generals. Almost no one in this world can threaten her.
When Tan Wenjie looked at Ma Dingdang, Ma Dingdang also looked at him and the two cat demons beside him with a frown.
It's a good thing that your cat is very affectionate, which shows that it has a good personality. However, if your cat has transformed into a human form and actually rubs against a man, then there is a big problem.
This guy is handsome, has a good figure, high cultivation and money, but he is definitely not a good man.
"Big Mi and Little Mi, come back!" Ma Dingdang couldn't help but speak.
"Oh~" X2
The two cat demons forcibly resisted the temptation from Tan Wenjie and reluctantly left him.
"The cat is very cute," Tan Wenjie praised.
"Thank you."
When his eyes met with Tan Wenjie's, Ma Dingdang once again sensed his threat. This pretty boy must be very good at picking up girls.
She could smell the scent of a scumbag.
Tan Wenjie took a look at the cup in front of him and saw that it was filled with plain water. How stingy!
At first, the White Snake used to deliver wine, but the snake seemed to have disappeared without a trace, and even Miao Shan disappeared sixty years ago.
It seems that reversing time and space has a great impact on the gods on Earth.
"Miss Ma is looking for me?"
"Do you know me?" Ma Dingdang did not dwell on it, but asked, "Who are you, and why do you know the Ma family's nine-character mantra?"
The nine-word mantra that is passed down to girls but not boys actually appeared on a man.
And according to Xiao Mi who rushed back, what the other party summoned was not a divine dragon, but a three-headed dragon covered with thick scales.
When Ma Dingdang examined the dragon, he also found that there were multiple bite wounds on the dragon's body. However, when he questioned the dragon, he learned that the dragon failed to cause effective damage to the three-headed dragon.
"I?"
Tan Wenjie paused.
I had thought about bringing a lackey around me so that when someone asked me who I was, I would stand up and explain my identity like naming a dish.
And the lackey must be arrogant enough.
But every time the people he asked questions to were uncooperative and never waited until he was ready before asking questions. Now all the monsters and ghosts around him were the taciturn type and could not get anything out of them even with three sticks.
The interest is gone.
Tan Wenjie: "I'm just a Taoist priest passing by."
"hair?"
"Mao!"
"..."
Ma Dingdang turned his gaze back to Tan Wenjie.
"Your Excellency also wants to arrest the general?"
"what?"
Tan Wenjie looked at her with a "are you kidding me" look.
"It seems not. I was overthinking it." Ma Dingdang breathed a sigh of relief. "Jiang Chen is very powerful. I don't want innocent people to die in his hands."
"There is no conflict between Jiang Chen and I." Tan Wenjie just picked up the water cup and found that Ma Dingdang was staring at him.
"..."
This scene looks familiar. You and your aunt and niece, do you both like to stare at others drinking water?
If Jiang Chen knew that he had hooked up with his girl, he would definitely... do nothing.
Because Jiang Chen is not a human being at all, the special emotions that humans have cannot affect him. For example, Jiang Chen has only learned about love a few decades ago, and he himself cannot even count how many years he has lived.
How could he, a young hunk, let an aunt who is 20 years older than him take advantage of him? Conservatively speaking, she should be 200 years older than him so that he wouldn't feel at a disadvantage.
Ma Dingdang said, "Mr. Tan, if you want to drink again in the future, you can come anytime."
It turns out you were trying to chase people away, but what you gave him wasn't wine.
Tan Wenjie raised his head and drank the water in one gulp. He believed that Jiang Chen would definitely notice this. He definitely did not touch his girl and he did not want to take advantage of her even if she was given to him for free. He hoped that the blame would not be put on him.
And somewhere, a man wearing a flashy white windbreaker and a white scarf on a hot day was smiling.
It seemed as if he understood what Tan Wenjie had done.
"Old friend, you are back again."
He had many things he wanted to ask, but he suppressed his thoughts.
"Old friends don't want to see me now."
You should fully respect your friend's opinions and wait until your friend is ready before visiting him/her.
His fingers tapped the tabletop lightly like he was playing a piano.
……
Just as Tan Wenjie said before.
Within ten days, the newly signed actress came to prominence, and within half a month, "Wenjie Entertainment Company" became a big hit.
It's like there's some kind of magic. The movies that are shot overtime are released, and every one of them makes a lot of money. Because the actresses are famous, advertisers come to them, and then the products sell well, and the endorsement fees skyrocket.
Even the "side peak" has once again become the aesthetic trend for Asian women.
Finally, she is no longer the pale, skinny, and miserable-looking protagonist. Why can she only play the vicious second female lead when she has a hot body and good looks?
One led another, and all of Tan Wenjie's investments came back at an extremely fast speed.
outside the office.
Secretary Li waited for the door to open. He watched the 36E female secretary, whose face turned pink with shame because she had been scolded for more than half an hour, cover her mouth and cry as she rushed to the bathroom. He sighed in his heart.
The boss is still too strict, it makes him feel sad just looking at him.
This will easily lead to disunity and the company will become a mess... That's not right. During the past half month, the boss hardly came to the company. He was even there as a decoration and I didn't even know what to do if I wanted to work overtime.
Under such circumstances, the company actually achieved a profit of 300% within half a month. What went wrong?
"boss."
Secretary Li greeted people as soon as he entered the room.
"what happened?"
"Someone under our command wants to terminate the contract." Secretary Li carefully observed the boss's expression.
The contract was very lenient when it was signed. The compensation was a large sum of money for ordinary people or small stars, but it was just a small amount of money for these actresses who became popular within half a month.
They have leapt from ordinary people to top money-making cash cows.
"Has anyone offered a higher price?" Tan Wenjie asked casually.
"Yes, and I am willing to pay the penalty for breach of contract."
The boss was not angry, but Secretary Li was even more surprised.
"there's a few?"
"Everyone." Secretary Li added, "Including the funny actress you left behind."
He couldn't help but praise his boss for his keen eye. The bearded actress turned out to be really popular. She was overwhelmed with all kinds of work and could visit seven crews in one day.
People will become arrogant when they have money, and becoming famous will change a person, even if he or she was originally a loyal and honest type.
Even if a god could see through a person's past and present lives, it would be useless because the human heart is the most difficult to guess.
The secretary was still talking about not being grateful and so on.
Tan Wenjie raised his hand to stop him from mumbling, and said, "Then let them go, and recruit another group of people."
The secretary nodded: "There are many actors who submit their resumes to our company every day."
After a while, Secretary Li placed the information he had carefully selected in front of Tan Wenjie.
After flipping through the information and taking a quick look, Tan Wenjie couldn't help but say, "You."
His aesthetic taste is so good that he lacks a qualified lackey. No wonder so many powerful people throughout history have protected their lackeys even though they knew that they would incur the wrath of heaven and the resentment of the people.
Because being a lackey is bad to others but really good to yourself.
"That's all."
It is inevitable for the company to make money. Even if Tan Wenjie lets Secretary Li wear a skirt and play the leading female role, it will still be popular.
It is destined to hit the target every time, so just shoot the arrow without aiming at the target.
When large entertainment companies outside thought that after poaching all the pillars of Wenjie Entertainment, the company would never recover, they unexpectedly started to produce hits again on the third day.
At the same time, the popular female stars who were recruited by them with high salaries are still working as before, but the results of the programs they participated in, the commercials they shot, etc. were very poor and they were urgently stopped.
It was too metaphysical, they couldn't understand why.
I can’t find the reason why I can’t sell any products after leaving Wenjie Entertainment Company. I can’t figure it out.
Therefore, Tan Wenjie is considered a rare talent in the entertainment industry.
Actors who wanted to join Wenjie Entertainment Company almost broke down the company's door, but no matter how many times they came, they could never catch up with Tan Wenjie, because Tan Wenjie never came to the company again after that.
Making money and starting a company is just a by-product; he is also busy playing with cats on a daily basis.
Jiajia Building.
As Tan Wenjie was trying to unlock the door while two cat demons were rubbing his shoulders, a head came through the wall next door.
"He is indeed a playboy!" Madonna stared at the back.
Two at once.
She would never let Xiaoling follow Dingdang's old path, but the two cat demons sensed something and turned their heads abruptly.
"Meow——!" X2
Madonna was shocked to find that it was not a human but a cat demon.
"I will tell Xiaoling that you brought this woman home." Madonna appeared to be strong but was actually weak.
"Just kill her and she won't say anything." said a cat demon.
"No, we can't just kill people." The other one hesitated.
"She is a ghost, and as long as we act carefully, no one will know."
"That's right."
Madonna: “…”
You planned to kill me right in front of me. Do you really think the Ma family dragon is a vegetarian?
"I haven't taken action for too long. It seems that the world has forgotten about me, Madonna!"
Pah X2
Tan Wenjie raised his hand and patted the two cat demons on the head, and said to Madonna, "Miss Ma, don't get me wrong, they are actually very well behaved."
Madonna: “…”
He was grinning just now and almost bit himself, but he still said he was a good boy.
But looking at the two witches who were purring like cats when their heads were rubbed, Madonna made up her mind to stop Xiaoling from being with him and expose his true face.
Wait, Xiaoling seems to have known his true identity for a long time.
Fortunately, Xiaoling just went to the UK and will not be back in the short term.
"Humph, I will never agree to that." Madonna turned into a ghost and escaped.
If she was a step slower, she might have been beaten up by the two cat demons. She could feel a very familiar power from the cat demons, and the most important thing was that this power was stronger than her own.
It's still okay when you're alive, but after you die and become a ghost, your magic power will always be weaker.
Cat demon: "Is it really impossible to beat her to the point of utterly smiting her soul?"
Tan Wenjie: "That's Ma Dingdang's aunt, don't be too violent."
"Oh."
What is Dingdang? Sorry, I am not familiar with it.
As a human-shaped demon mint, Tan Wenjie can make monsters obsessed with him and even can't help but eat him into their stomachs. But after trying to eat him and finding that they can't bite him, they will change their form and occupy his side to suck him.
After returning home, Tan Wenjie sat on the sofa. The cat demon Xiaomi had turned back to its original form and meowed and jumped into his arms. The cat demon Dami went to prepare food, and after bringing it over, it also meowed and turned back to its original form and jumped into Tan Wenjie's arms.
When he turns into a human form, he can only hold Tan Wenjie, but when he turns back into a cat, he can be held and wrapped in the scent of the "demon mint", and he can sleep in comfortably.
Normally, when Tan Wenjie talked about petting cats, he meant petting cats in a healthy way. Given the current situation of the two cat demons, he guessed that he would be able to catch them 100% by throwing out the golden hoop, but this did not fit his development plan.
So let’s just forget about it for now.
……
the other side.
Madonna, who had returned to the Lingling Hall and curled up, became angrier and angrier. She was known for her tough character, otherwise she would not have captured generals all her life.
The women of the Ma family will not surrender easily, they are just retreating tactically.
With the idea of trying again, Madonna found her old partner He Yingqiu whom she had known for a long time.
"A philandering man wants to pursue Xiaoling?"
He Yingqiu scratched his chin and looked at Madonna floating in front of him.
"How do you want me to help?"
"There are two monsters around him, so of course he wants you to capture them."
"I haven't captured a monster for a long time." He Yingqiu shook his head.
His current job is to cure ghosts, and he hasn't been involved in fighting for a long time.
Unable to resist Madonna, He Yingqiu had to pack up and prepare to go to her house for a confrontation.
Who would have thought that he would bump into the other person as soon as he got out of the elevator.
The altar had not been set up in time, time was running out, and He Yingqiu became even more nervous, especially after Madonna shouted.
"Ancestor, help me!" He Yingqiu reacted very quickly and stomped the ground with seals.
dong dong dong.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He felt that the Taoist disciples were looking to him to borrow their magical powers, and the source was He Yingqiu.
As a deity, a disciple of the Nan Ji Xian Weng, and a great-disciple of Yuan Shi Tian Zun, he would be called the Ancestor no matter where he was.
Seeing sweat on He Yingqiu's forehead and the skinny old man's feet almost numb from stomping the ground, Tan Wenjie kindly lent him some magic power.
With a click.
He Yingqiu watched his body inflate and become more and more swollen.
Madonna on the side: “?”
Did his ancestor practice block?
Before He Yingqiu could feel the power of his own strength, his body quickly shrank as if he had been deflated.
"Crack!"
Lightning flashed.
Madonna had heard that his master's name seemed to be Lei something, but she was not familiar with it, but it seemed reasonable that he would use thunder magic.
But the lightning went out again.
More and more spells appeared on He Yingqiu, and he even had three heads and six arms, but they were all limited-time experiences and disappeared after a few seconds.
He Yingqiu looked up at the ceiling: "Grandmaster?"
I don't understand what game the grandfather is playing.
Tan Wenjie: “No.”
"Huh?" X2
He Yingqiu reacted quickly and asked Tan Wenjie tentatively: "Grandmaster?"
The ancestor whose magic power he had just borrowed actually took the initiative to chat with him privately, so he was able to quickly confirm the identity of the person in front of him.
Tan Wenjie nodded, with a satisfied expression, "Be good."
He Yingqiu: “…”
Madonna: “…”
They came to kill him, only to find out that he was actually the ancestor of the Taoist sect. There was only one possibility for him to be able to borrow his magic power at will and he was still alive.
He became an immortal.
He Yingqiu turned to look at Madonna, indicating that this place might not be regained.
Madonna: “…”
She would never give in easily. Women of the Ma family never admit defeat. Besides, the man in front of her seemed to be very good at making women cry. If Xiaoling stayed with him, she would lose all her magic power that night.
"Ancestor, please have some water." He Yingqiu changed his previous attitude.
As a disciple of Taoism, I can actually see the living ancestor in my lifetime.
"I wonder how many years the Grandmaster has been practicing?"
"Not long, just a few years."
"..."
He Yingqiu quickly calculated in his mind that one day in heaven was equal to one year on earth, so the ancestor must have practiced for thousands of years, which made sense.
"Master Patriarch..."
"Ancestor..."
After finally driving He Yingqiu away, Tan Wenjie breathed a sigh of relief.
Madonna actually dared to form gangs to interfere with herself. Considering that the other party is already dead, this account will be put on Ma Xiaoling.
Xiaoling has to pay off her aunt’s debt.
……
"Ah!"
In the UK, Ma Xiaoling was on her way to the airport and was sneezing non-stop.
She had just gone abroad for a necklace, and because she liked to get a little bargain, Ma Xiaoling asked for two more plane tickets and took Wang Zhenzhen and Kuang Tianyou with her, hoping that the two of them could go on vacation to improve their relationship.
But I didn't expect to encounter zombies.
Fortunately, all the problems have been solved now, but it’s a pity that the necklace could not be got back.
"Xiaoling, are you okay?" Wang Zhenzhen asked nervously.
"fine."
Ma Xiaoling looked at Kuang Tianyou strangely. She always felt that something was not right with him, but she couldn't tell after careful observation.
"Okay, I can finally go home~"
"Yes."
A plane carrying three people returned across the country.
……
When Tan Wenjie was carrying his recent purchases home, he happened to see someone entering the elevator.
The other party pressed the elevator door in time.
"Thank you."
Tan Wenjie took a look at the other party and only got [? ], the judge couldn't see through the other party's identity, which meant that the other party was not human.
He looks exactly like Kuang Tianyou, but he is not a human, so his identity is obvious.
His identity is Kuang Guohua who was bitten by Jiang Chen.
Early substitute literature.
Grandpa took over the baton from his grandson and started dating his grandson's girls.
Now he has changed his name to Kuang Tianyou.
Kuang Tianyou also looked at Tan Wenjie and felt strange, because he felt that Tan Wenjie was very familiar, as if he had seen him before.
"Tianyou, you don't have to rush to pay me back the 20 you borrowed from me last time." Tan Wenjie patted the other person on the shoulder, "I know you are like this. You will feel uncomfortable if you owe others money. How about this, give me the money at the end of the month, not in advance, otherwise I will turn against you!"
Kuang Tianyou: “…”
If he remembered correctly, today was the 28th.
He just couldn't bear to see his friends sad because of his grandson's death, so he pretended.
The emotional debt of his grandson was already giving him a headache, and now he was also facing financial problems.
This grandson really deserves to die.
As a malnourished zombie, without a suitable identity and without motivation, Kuang Guohua's life was very difficult. He relied entirely on his younger brother to come back to life and work to make a living.
At this moment, he even thought that he should not keep Kuang Tianyou's identity. Two hundred thousand was enough to kill him. Fu Sheng knew that he had a huge debt at such a young age, and he would definitely go to the rooftop and jump off the building every day.
When they got home, looking at Fu Sheng happily spinning around in the room, Kuang Tianyou couldn't help but say, "Fu Sheng, we can't live in this place."
"Why?" Fu Sheng was puzzled. "Brother, look at how good the environment is here. You look exactly like your grandson. You can replace him as a policeman and improve our living environment. We don't have to go hungry anymore."
He has been the one earning money to support the family over the years, and he urgently hopes that Kuang Tianyou can also find a job to share the financial pressure.
"Because Tianyou owes someone 20 yuan. If we take over his identity, we have to pay off the debt."
"hiss--!"
Fu Sheng couldn't help but take a deep breath.
The two zombies sat on the sofa, holding their foreheads and thinking hard, until the "click" sound of the door opening attracted their attention.
Looking up, it was Wang Zhenzhen.
"Tianyou, Fusheng, what happened to you?" Wang Zhenzhen wondered.
She knew at the first moment that Tianyou had a distant cousin moving in with them, and they had met him a few hours ago.
"Nothing." X2
After returning from England, Wang Zhenzhen felt that Tianyou was acting strange, but she resisted the urge to ask, choosing to trust and understand him.
Zhenzhen said gently, "I'll go cook for you. Oh, and I've also invited Xiaoling and Ajie from downstairs."
"Okay." X2
Instead of worrying about the 20 yuan debt, they should worry about their next meal. Zombies can only suck blood, and they cannot tolerate or digest human food.
dinner.
When Ma Xiaoling walked in and saw Tan Wenjie, she was startled: "Why are you here?"
"Zhenzhen invited me here." Tan Wenjie pointed at Wang Zhenzhen who was busy in the kitchen, "She said I was a new neighbor and wanted to treat me to a meal."
"Xiaoling, come and wash your hands and get ready for dinner." Wang Zhenzhen's voice came.
"Okay." Ma Xiaoling suppressed the strange feeling in her heart and stood up to respond.
The two zombies on the side were communicating with their eye contact. Decades of companionship had given them a tacit understanding.
We have obtained a lot of information now.
First of all, Wang Zhenzhen is Kuang Tianyou’s girlfriend, and they have a very close relationship. So as a grandfather, Kuang Guohua Tianyou may have to date his grandson’s girl when necessary, which is commonly known as having an affair.
Secondly, Tan Wenjie was his creditor and owed him 20 yuan.
Finally, the relationship between Tan Wenjie and Ma Xiaoling is not simple, and they are suspected to be a couple.
It is a little difficult to eat this table of food with peace of mind. Being a human is too complicated. It is simpler to have social relationships as a zombie. All you have to think about is where to get some blood.
Soon, the dishes were served.
Ma Xiaoling glanced at Tan Wenjie and subconsciously chose to communicate with him through eye contact, warning him not to say that Zhenzhen’s cooking was not delicious.
The shameless boss must be very sharp-tongued, and Tan Wenjie doesn't look like someone who would speak gently.
What surprised her was that there was a good understanding between the two sides.
Tan Wenjie responded with his eyes, indicating that he understood.
"Wow, it's delicious. Zhenzhen, you are such a great cook."
It's free to say nice things, and Tan Wenjie has no psychological burden when he says that.
Wang Zhenzhen smiled sheepishly and said, "It's just home-cooked food."
She turned to look at Fu Sheng.
Fu Sheng also took a bite: "Wow, it's delicious, Sister Zhenzhen."
Tan Wenjie standing by shook his head slightly.
It was read without emotion, the food was swallowed whole without chewing, and it was too much of an act. He could only give it an "X" and would never pass it.
Fu Sheng quickly looked at Kuang Tianyou and made eye contact.
They couldn't stomach human food and had to find a way to spit it out. Eventually they came up with a good solution and took turns going to the toilet.
There were five people eating at a table. Four of them divided into two groups and communicated with each other through eye contact, while Wang Zhenzhen was the only one left, staring at them with wide eyes.
She tried to join in with wide eyes, but ultimately failed.
I am actually an outsider!
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"I'll go open the door." Wang Zhenzhen breathed a sigh of relief and finally seized the opportunity to break away from the special atmosphere.
After opening the door, he saw two women, one of whom seemed to be the girl that Tan Wenjie was hugging at that time.
Could it be?
She subconsciously turned her head to look at Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie was puzzled: "Why are you here?"
"I miss you." X2
Ma Xiaoling: “?”
So arrogant.
But when she saw the two women turn into two cats and jump into Tan Wenjie's arms, the fire in her heart was instantly extinguished.
The object that I have always been unhappy with and jealous of is actually a cat.
The two cats jumped into Tan Wenjie's arms and found a comfortable position. As for the two "former shit shovelers" Kuang Tianyou and Fusheng, it was not that the cat demon had forgotten them, but as cat masters, they had weak emotions and had to distinguish between the primary and the secondary.
I can't just take the initiative to go up and recognize them, and the zombie smell on them is unpleasant. The cat master doesn't need the dragon to greet them because he is sentimental.
Zhenzhen went to England, saw zombies, and her ability to accept zombies increased greatly.
At least it is easier to accept a beautiful girl turning into a cat than a zombie.
"Ajie, are they your cats?" Wang Zhenzhen asked.
"No, it's a cat from a bar owner's house. Because it's very attached to me, it often comes to visit me."
Kuang Tianyou and Fusheng looked at the two people who were chatting normally and couldn't help but communicate with their eyes again.
Since Wang Zhenzhen can accept even a cat demon, then she should be able to accept the fact that her boyfriend Kuang Tianyou died and was buried in a foreign country, and his identity was replaced by his biological grandfather, who was a zombie and even disguised himself as Tianyou and kissed Wang Zhenzhen, and it was said that he couldn't control his tongue...
Well, anyone who is a human being cannot accept it, and even non-humans will find it perverted.
If their identities were revealed, the most likely scenario was that the two Taoist priests, a man and a woman, present would overturn the table and capture them both on the spot.
In the end, they chose to remain silent and reduce their presence. The best outcome was to eat less food.
Zhenzhen asked excitedly: "Ajie, are you also a celestial master?"
"I'm a professional at catching zombies." Tan Wenjie nodded, his eyes suddenly sharp, "I can tell the identity of the zombies hiding among us at a glance."
"Hahahaha" an awkward laugh came from the side.
Meeting Tan Wenjie's gaze, Fu Sheng swallowed hard and said, "Brother Jie, you are so awesome."
After saying that, he buried his head in eating.
He was too uncomfortable to care about eating, he just wanted to avoid Tan Wenjie's sight.
"It's okay. No zombie can escape my eyes, so you can rest assured." Tan Wenjie seemed to have not noticed the abnormality of the resurrection. "But I recently opened an entertainment company, so I don't care much about catching zombies. I won't care unless they jump on my face."
"Is it Wenjie Entertainment Company?" Fu Sheng asked.
He is young and has to earn money to support his family, so many jobs don't accept him. He can only go to the set to earn some money as a child.
If you want to get involved in the industry, you can’t avoid Wenjie Entertainment Company, which is currently in the limelight.
Although Ma Xiaoling has been to the company, she does not pay attention to the entertainment industry and does not know what big news is coming from any company.
Others simply don't care about entertainment news.
Fu Sheng had to talk about the recent major events of Wenjie Entertainment Company, such as how they used half a month to promote several female stars, but unexpectedly they chose to terminate their contracts.
After the contract was terminated, her career plummeted overnight, but the actress trained by Wenjie Entertainment Company became popular again.
"Wenjie Entertainment Company is known as the super star-making factory." Fu Sheng Worship looked at Tan Wenjie.
That's all money.
"Brother Fu Sheng, do you also like acting?" asked Tan Wenjie.
"I usually go to the set to be an extra." Kuang Fusheng nodded.
"We are all friends, you can come to my place to film and have fun."
Kuang Fusheng was pleasantly surprised, and then he pulled Kuang Tianyou and asked, "Can my elder brother go with us?"
With the help of Kuang Tianyou, he can make money to pay off the debt. As long as he can become a big star, the 20 yuan can be paid back quickly.
"You don't look very good." Tan Wenjie looked at Kuang Tianyou from left to right, "Tianyou, tell me the truth, are you already in your thirties or forties? Otherwise, why do you have fat cheeks?"
Kuang Tianyou: “…”
As an immortal zombie, he was actually despised for being too old.
"Huff." Fu Sheng couldn't hold it back.
He was in his twenties when he turned into a zombie, but he looked closer to forty. If it weren't for his identity as "Kuang Tianyou", it would be more convincing that the two of them were father and son.
"You can give it a try. I just happen to be filming a new movie." Tan Wenjie turned to look at Wang Zhenzhen, "If Zhenzhen is interested, she can also make a cameo appearance."
"What kind of drama is this?"
"A fantasy Kung Fu movie, or a zombie movie."
Everyone: "..."
Ma Xiaoling complained: "You are a zombie catching master, yet you still want to make a movie to satisfy your own bad taste. Besides, no one watches fantasy kung fu movies anymore."
The two zombies simply felt terrified. Could it be that they were recognized?
Tan Wenjie shook his head: "You don't understand the market."
It's not that he makes whatever movies are popular, but that whatever he makes becomes popular.
Maybe he can even be given the title of "God of Drama" in the future.
In the era of universal entertainment, the Internet is becoming more and more developed, and the speed of transmission through the Internet is very fast. There are many believers, but it is more convenient to become a god.
The two zombies breathed a sigh of relief as the topic of their conversation gradually shifted. It seemed that they had not been exposed for the time being.
After dinner, Tan Wenjie and Ma Xiaoling went downstairs and went home together.
The two cat demons still had some humanity and planned to go visit their former poop scooper, so they followed Fu Sheng back to his home.
After exiting the elevator, the two stopped at the door of their home.
Ma Xiaoling learned her lesson and did not invite Tan Wenjie to her home for a drink.
"Good night." She said, and as soon as she pushed open the door, she screamed "Ah--" and rushed towards Tan Wenjie, hanging on him.
"Cockroach!!"
Tan Wenjie, who has super hearing, almost experienced what Erwa felt when he was deafened. Fortunately, he is strong and indestructible, and has a strong ability to adapt.
Facing Madonna who appeared, Tan Wenjie opened his arms to show that he did nothing.
You can see it all, he is passive.
Madonna: “…”
Tan Wenjie raised his finger, poked the cockroach in the air, and then swept it away with a flick of his hand.
"Where is the cockroach? What happened?" Ma Xiaoling hugged Tan Wenjie tightly and asked nervously.
"It's gone."
The alarm was lifted and Ma Xiaoling breathed a sigh of relief, but suddenly she realized that she seemed to be hugging Tan Wenjie. She quickly let go of his hands and jumped to the ground.
She lowered her head uncomfortably and said, "I, I'm going back. Good night."
"and many more."
"What? Is there anything else?" Ma Xiaoling stopped.
Tan Wenjie invited: "Would you like to go to my house for a drink of water?"
Drinking water is simply drinking water, just like eating seafood is just eating seafood normally. There is no need to explain it deliberately, otherwise it will make people think too much.
Sitting on the sofa in Tan Wenjie's house in a daze, Ma Xiaoling didn't realize that something was wrong, but it was too late.
Madonna, who was guarding the spirit hall opposite, was counting down with a watch.
I wanted to know what was happening over there, but I didn't have the courage to go over. Five long minutes later, Ma Xiaoling came back in a hurry.
"Xiaoling, are you okay?"
"Aunt, I'm fine."
"Xiaoling, why are your lips red?"
"The dish Zhenzhen made just now was a little spicy."
"Xiaoling, where are your socks?"
Madonna: It’s over. The Ma family is really finished now.
(End of this chapter)