Chapter 526: One-handed Unbuttoning is a Passive Skill
Chapter 526: One-handed Unbuttoning is a Passive Skill
"Bang" the door was slammed shut.
"Xiao Ling..."
Madonna sensed something was wrong and wanted to float into the bedroom, but was blocked by a talisman.
She shouted outside the door: "Xiaoling, you are the heir of the Ma family, you must never shed a tear for a man."
Men are very dangerous creatures, scarier than zombies, so you must never get infected by a man.
Ma Xiaoling's muffled voice came from the room: "I am the current head of the Ma family!"
Madonna: “…”
I didn't expect that Ma Xiaoling could actually say something like this about her pure bloodline. Was I also so arrogant when I was the head of the Ma family?
After careful recollection, I seem to be even more arrogant than Ma Xiaoling.
"By the way, there is a blind date organized by the ghost world tonight."
Madonna adjusted her mood quickly.
Don’t worry about her. Let’s solve the single problem of the elderly female ghost first. You are already dead, you can’t expect yourself to eliminate the generals and ministers. When a person dies, it is like a light goes out.
next door.
Tan Wenjie didn't expect the other party to react so strongly. He just took off his armor accidentally. Unbuttoning with one hand is a passive skill. After a man has a girlfriend, he will only be confused for the first time, but will become very skilled afterwards.
What could he do if his hands had a mind of their own? He unbuttoned them, got through the clothes, and climbed up. His movements were as skillful as an oil seller pouring oil through a coin hole.
"You, you." Tan Wenjie looked at his hands, hating them for not fighting back.
It was so easy to be penetrated by desire.
Fortunately, he was clear-headed, and the uncontrollable hands did not conflict with his high ideological awareness. After all, the desire only pierced his hands, not his brain.
Looking at the pair of socks on the ground, Tan Wenjie really wanted to return the socks.
Remember to take the socks away. He is too lazy to wash his own clothes, let alone wash other people's socks.
There is ample time.
Calculating the time, the new [Secret Realm] will be opened tonight, and he has been waiting for a long time.
According to his guess, perhaps the low-level world is surrounded by low-level secret realms, and the high-level world is surrounded by high-level secret realms.
The best choice is the world of The Lotus Lantern, but 30 years is too long, so he can only change places.
When the time came, Tan Wenjie immediately closed his eyes.
[Discovered secret realm: "Ji Gong"]
[Consumption: 30 Vitality]
[Please select the secret realm mode: role-playing/free exploration (currently unavailable)]
[Destroy evil: Subdue the Black Rakshasa; reward 1 magic coins, 100 experience points]
[Identity: Shopkeeper of Yixiangyuan]
Being a pimp? Impossible. If he were asked to clock in regularly and improve the girls' performance, maybe he would consider it.
Invest 100 merits.
[Identity: Leader of the Beggars’ Sect]
"..."
With further investment, your identity will continue to change.
[Identity: Heavenly Rain Officer]
This was the first time he had directly obtained the status of a god, perhaps this had something to do with the fact that he was already a god.
No need to hesitate, just select.
[You ascended to heaven hundreds of years ago and were named the Rain Officer. You followed the God of Thunder and the Goddess of Lightning and were responsible for herding rain workers. The long-term high-pressure work made you miserable. You decided to live a wonderful life, hoping to do something great to save the three realms and become famous.]
[Optional Task 1: Control the clouds and rain, you must do your job well; Task Reward: 100 Magic Money (fixed salary); Task Penalty: Break the God Bone]
[Optional Task 2: Herding Rain Workers. The most common job you do is herding rain workers. Take care of the rain workers until they are fat and white. Task Reward: 100 Fa Money (fixed salary). Task Penalty: Breaking the God Bone.]
[Optional Mission 3: Become famous, you want to defeat the legendary Black Rakshasa; Mission Reward: Increase your position as a priest, Mission Failure Penalty: Break your divine bone]
Tan Wenjie: “…”
It turns out that the little gods in heaven are having such a miserable time, the difference between rewards and punishments is too big.
If you complete the work, you will get a fixed salary. If you fail to complete the work, you will lose your spirit.
Just as Tan Wenjie opened his eyes, he found himself on the river bank with a whip in his hand.
The breeze blows on your face, and there is a special smell in the air, just like the moisture stuck in the wind after the rain, with a little coolness, making people feel refreshed.
In the distance, a dozen sheep were grazing on the slope of the river bank.
It looks like a goat, about the height of a human waist, but its wool is fluffy, like a bunch of white clouds.
From them, Tan Wenjie felt a strong scent of water magic.
"Rainworker?"
It looks like a sheep, but in fact it is the incarnation of a rain cloud spirit.
After all this time, it turned out that his identity as the "Rain Official" was just a shepherd who raised sheep, similar to the horse-raising Bi Ma Wen.
Just as he was thinking about it, an order suddenly came from the sky.
Thunder God and Lightning Goddess call each other, it's time to rain.
Tan Wenjie stood up and swung the whip, and the sound of the whip was like thunder.
This is not a magic weapon, it's just a thunder released by Lei Gong and Dian Mu.
The flock of sheep on the river bank were driven away by the thunder, bleating as they ran towards the sky. Tan Wenjie stood on the ground, looking up.
The rainmaker was responsible for making the clouds and rain fall, and it had nothing to do with him; he was just a shepherd.
So this job may seem hard, but in fact, as long as you take good care of the rain workers and ensure that there are no problems and the rain is not delayed, everything will be fine.
Using the telescope to observe, there were Lei Gong and Dian Mu in the clouds above, and they were accompanied by Lei Cao.
Lei Gong and Dian Mu are similar to the image we have in mind, but their cultivation is just average, so their combat effectiveness will be even lower.
The rain worker's flock of sheep turned into clouds, and Lei Gong and Dian Mu were just going through the motions, with Lei Cao discharging electricity nearby.
A heavy rain fell.
After the rain, the rainmaker returns to the world of the living, leaving behind only some dark clouds. The sky will probably remain gloomy for a few hours.
While completing his regular work, Tan Wenjie also had to find Jigong and then drag him to fight the BOSS together.
"Why do I have to pull someone in? I can fight myself."
The Black Rakshasa's territory is not difficult to find. We can go back and fight with him.
"Ouch!"
A figure dressed as a businessman was running in a hurry. When he saw Tan Wenjie herding sheep, he immediately shouted, "Hurry, run! There are wolves behind us."
"Wolf?"
"When the wolf comes, all your sheep will be finished." The other party reminded while running.
However, when he was escaping, he accidentally rushed towards the flock of sheep. Tan Wenjie was 100% sure that this guy did it on purpose and wanted to divert the trouble.
A few skinny wolves rushed out with howling sounds.
Tan Wenjie picked up a stone from the ground and threw it at the skinny wolves, with a "puff" sound coming from the air.
The man who was crawling away noticed that there was no movement behind him. He turned around and saw that the heads of the wolves chasing him were like broken melons, with red and yellow blood all over the ground.
"You...you are a martial arts master?" He suddenly looked at Tan Wenjie.
While traveling around the country, he heard many rumors about martial arts masters. It was said that many masters liked to pretend to be ordinary people and live in seclusion, and then when someone picked on them, they would show off their amazing martial arts and get slapped in the face.
Therefore, various versions of the legend are always circulating in the world.
Don't mess with the Taoist priests, the sweeping monks, children, etc. Nowadays, even the shepherds are hidden masters.
When will the merchant update the version to produce a peerless master? I'm so angry.
Tan Wenjie said, "There is a small town about ten miles ahead. Be careful not to run into anything else at night."
He had already decided to let Chu Renmei go for a walk with him in the evening.
"Thank you for your help!" The businessman bowed, turned around and left in a hurry.
On the river bank, next to Tan Wenjie was a rainmaker who had no smell of mutton but had the fragrance of grass and frost and dew. She was soft and comfortable than any bed he had ever slept on.
Looking up at the sky, there has been no work of making clouds and rain in recent times. The next time will be in a month.
Everything in the sky has a fixed number, and Tan Wenjie can even get his own schedule.
He released the three-headed dragon and let it learn the magic of controlling the clouds and rain. It would be better to enhance its strength than just treating it as a pendant every day.
However, they did not expect that when the three-headed dragon opened its mouth and drooled at the moon, the rain workers raised their heads and looked at the three-headed dragon curiously.
The flocks of sheep rushed into the river and flew around the three-headed dragon.
"Ouch!" X3
The three heads of the three-headed dragon made roars of varying lengths. Before, Tan Wenjie had to whip the obedient rain worker to command him, but now, under the leadership of the three-headed dragon, the worker was well-behaved and obedient.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
The dragon in my home seems to be a real dog, and it can herd sheep.
With a flick of his hand, he used his seventy-two transformations to turn the three-headed dragon into a dog. It didn't look so exaggerated anymore, and he had time to be lazy.
Although he seemed leisurely, his ears were actually capturing information. Although his ears could not hear the heavens or the underworld, he could hear clearly what was happening in the human world within a radius of hundreds of miles.
If you don't listen too carefully, the range can be expanded.
Why was there the sound of water? Did someone fall into the water? He had always regarded saving people as his life creed, especially when he heard a woman crying for help and a man shouting rudely, "No one will come to save you even if you scream your throat out", he had already thought of a reasonable solution.
Someone is committing a crime.
"Oh no, the guest has shrunk."
"Turn him over. I have a way. Stab here."
"It works, it works. Wow, it even nods to me!"
Without saying anything, Tan Wenjie chose to open his clairvoyance quietly.
In a town not far from him, there was a bustling bustle in a butcher shop with the name "Yixiangyuan" on it.
“That won’t work.”
Looking at the "strong man" who collapsed with foam at the mouth after a minute or two, he clicked his tongue and shook his head.
This is the time to take out the aphrodisiac medicine in your hand. Apart from diarrhea, it has absolutely no other side effects.
Looking elsewhere, he saw a lot of familiar faces, such as a software hardening technician who looked a bit like Xiaoqing, a loser who looked very similar to Leon, a god who looked like Tiedan but wearing armor, and a fat black god who looked very similar to Uncle Da.
I believe they are the Qilin monster guarding the South Gate of Heaven and the Subduing Tiger Arhat.
"Have you found the dragon?"
Fu Hu turned his head left and right, looking sneaky, as if he was looking for someone.
The Qilin Monster patted his chest and said, "I have checked. Jiang Long was reincarnated in the Li family. It just rained today and the sky is still cloudy."
"Then hurry up and give him the fan, then sneak back to heaven quietly, otherwise you will be punished if you are discovered by the higher-ups."
"Damn it!" The two men raised their middle fingers to the sky.
As soon as he raised his finger, the rain clouds in the sky suddenly dispersed.
"Fuck!" X2
Fu Hu and Qilin Monster quickly disappeared. Jiang Long Luohan made a bet with the gods in the sky that someone would monitor the situation around the clock and report in real time. If the people above found out that they had secretly come down to help with the matter, they would definitely be isolated.
The gods' cold violence, group bullying, and the fact that everyone can easily live for tens of thousands of years is a terrifying feeling.
Not far from the river bank where Tan Wenjie grazes the sheep, there is a temple, Guoqing Temple.
Tan Wenjie left the sheep to Sanshoujiao to graze, and went to Guoqing Temple.
He is a god, not a monster, he comes openly.
As soon as I arrived at the door, I saw an old monk with long eyebrows with his hands clasped together, as if he had been waiting here for a long time.
"Amitabha." The old monk looked at Tan Wenjie with a smile.
Tan Wenjie was puzzled.
"The abbot knows me?"
"I've never seen you before." The old monk looked at Tan Wenjie with loving eyes, "But the first time I saw you, I admired you very much."
"I'm here to see Guanyin Bodhisattva." Tan Wenjie thought about it and thought of a possibility. Then he changed the subject and said, "I want to ask the Bodhisattva a few questions."
The old monk smiled and said nothing, just looking at him quietly.
Tan Wenjie said, "I want to do something big and become famous, but I don't think it's reliable to do it alone. Do you want to find help?"
The old monk still said nothing, but just looked at him with loving eyes.
He had seen this look many times.
I have seen it in Guanyin Bodhisattva and in the Antarctic Immortal. In the final analysis, there is only one meaning: just go ahead and I will protect you.
"Thank you, I understand."
"Abbot, something bad has happened. There's a fire in the backyard."
The little monk's voice came from behind.
"What?" Upon hearing this, the old monk turned around and ran away.
Tan Wenjie looked at the old monk running away and exclaimed, "As expected of a master, even his back view looks so stylish when he's running."
"Hey, bro, where are you from?" a voice came from the side.
Tan Wenjie turned around and found that it was a small land temple next to Guoqing Temple.
"I am the rain officer who herds the rain workers."
"Oh, Lei Gong and Dian Mu's henchmen." A figure appeared.
He is dressed like a land god and is leaning on a cane, but his tattoo can be seen through his slightly open shirt on his chest.
These days, gods with tattoos are all very cruel.
"What's your name, bro?"
"I used to be a bit of a name in the underworld, and I got promoted to the Red Flower Double Sticks. But now it's not the same anymore. I have to guard a small piece of land here and serve as a security guard for my colleagues at Guoqing Temple."
The land came close to Tan Wenjie.
"I just overheard, are you planning to make a name for yourself?"
"What do you think?"
"If you want to be a god and stand out, you have to do something big. I heard that you are still in need of help. To be honest, being a landowner is too boring. I have a lot of passion and I also want to do something big and become famous."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Don't speak, but just look at each other quietly.
I didn't expect that before I even found help, someone would come up to me and offer to help.
"You don't believe me?" The land queen threw away her crutches, jumped a step, performed a set of beautiful air strikes, followed by two kicks, and then turned to do the Brazilian capoeira, which left Tan Wenjie stunned.
Tudi was very satisfied with Tan Wenjie's reaction: "When I was in the underworld, people called me Huimin for my fists and Huimin for my legs. The fists they were talking about were me."
Tan Wenjie applauded: "I didn't expect you to be good at mixed martial arts, awesome."
"Normally, not as good as when I was young." Landlord waved his hand, but his expression was very satisfied. "What do you think?"
Tan Wenjie nodded: "Very good! I plan to kill Black Rakshasa. Even the Buddha couldn't kill him. If the two of us join forces to kill him, we will definitely be famous in the three realms."
land:"……"
He cleared his slightly itchy throat, and said with a changed expression: "Then again, I am now responsible for the security of many of my fellow gods and immortals in Guoqing Temple. This job is very important and I cannot get away from it for a moment."
Tan Wenjie asked tentatively: "Does Quan You Huimin?"
"Hey, hey, hey, don't talk nonsense." The land god hid back and said, "I haven't fought for a long time. How can a god like me use violence casually?"
Tan Wenjie said again: "Red Flower Double Sticks?"
The land god pointed at Tan Wenjie with a trembling hand: "Hey, hey, I'm suing you for defamation. All the gods who know me know that I'm very kind and amiable."
Tan Wenjie added: "With a passion in your heart, you want to become famous?"
The land god clapped his hands on his ears and made an "ahhhh" sound with his mouth.
Smiling and shaking his head, Tan Wenjie turned and left.
Although he did not see the Bodhisattva when he came to Guoqing Temple, he had already got the answer he wanted. There would be no problem for him to destroy the Black Rakshasa. The only question was whether he could defeat it.
To be on the safe side, Jianglong, who was reincarnated as Jigong, was brought along.
"Tsk." Land god looked at Tan Wenjie's departing figure. "If a low-level henchman wants to make a name for himself, killing the rival boss can make him famous, but more people will die."
If it were so easy to stand out, wouldn't there be bosses everywhere?
……
Sunny, noon.
Tan Wenjie looked at the strange man in front of him who was waving at his sheep. His name was Li Xiuyuan, the son of the great philanthropist Li Maochun.
It is said that his mother was infertile. When she went to Guoqing Temple to pray for a child, a statue of Arhat Subduing the Dragon unexpectedly fell beside her. She then became pregnant and gave birth to Li Xiuyuan after ten months of pregnancy.
More than ten years have passed. Li Xiuyuan has grown into a strange man who only loves walking his birds and playing with his dogs, and has no ambitions. Fortunately, his parents have brought him up properly. Although he looks a little dull and his temperament is a little vulgar, he is at least not a bad person.
Tan Wenjie: "That's a sheep, not a dog."
"Really? Maybe there are dogs in this world with goat horns growing on their heads."
Li Xiuyuan pointed at the three-headed dragon that had turned into a dog in the distance.
“That’s a sheep.”
Three-headed dragon: “?”
Li Xiuyuan came closer to take a closer look at the rain worker, but was knocked over by a headbutt.
After falling down, Li Xiuyuan sat up without getting angry or upset. Instead, he touched his chin and nodded: "It is indeed a sheep!"
How stupid.
Tan Wenjie did not see any shadow of Leon or Wei Xiaobao in him, but only saw that unlucky guy Zhou Xingxing.
Li Xiuyuan was still kissing Yu Gong, causing the three-headed dragon to look up at him for a long time.
"Handsome boy, do you want to sell your sheep?" He raised his hand and pointed at the three-headed dragon.
"It's a dog."
At this point, Li Xiuyuan finally turned around and looked at Tan Wenjie, and his heart skipped a beat at the first sight.
"You you you you!" He raised his hand and pointed at Tan Wenjie.
There are actually people in this world who are more handsome than you are when you just woke up, and only three points less handsome than you are when you just took a shower.
The pressure in my heart increased.
"Handsome boy, what's your name?" Li Xiuyuan asked.
"Brother Jack."
"What a great name!" Li Xiuyuan clapped his hands, then pointed at the tip of his nose, "My name is Li Xiuyuan, and people call me Jade-faced Flying Dragon..."
"Hero, hero!"
A shout from a distance interrupted Li Xiuyuan's self-introduction. He turned around unhappily and saw a man riding a horse and whipping him towards him.
The man jumped off his horse and shouted, "Sir, you must help me."
Tan Wenjie turned to look at Li Xiuyuan who had suddenly run and hid behind him. "What are you doing?"
Li Xiuyuan explained in a low voice: "My temperament is outstanding, and I am worried that he will mistake me for someone else."
He can accept the title of hero, but he is not good at making decisions for others. He believes that justice is in the hearts of people, so he can only uphold justice in his heart.
"Hero."
The man walked up to Tan Wenjie.
"You must make the decision for me."
Tan Wenjie was very confused. There was no golden exclamation mark on the other person's head, so why did he keep repeating himself?
"There is a man called Yuan Batian in this town. He took all the money I had and accused me of molesting his daughter. He asked me to pay 30,000 taels as compensation."
Tan Wenjie nodded.
Yuan Batian, the ninth-generation villain and Black Rakshasa's henchman, has been trying to occupy Guoqing Temple, because under the temple, the Black Rakshasa's scepter is suppressed and guarded by the gods.
The Black Rakshasa without the scepter is only very powerful, but the Black Rakshasa with the scepter will become a complete form. By that time, it is estimated that only Buddha can deal with it.
Li Xiuyuan couldn't help but stick his head out: "So, did you molest me?"
"That's a brothel, open for business."
"Oh~!" X2
That makes sense.
It turned out to be a honey trap set up by an assassin in the brothel.
"What will happen if you don't pay?" Li Xiuyuan asked.
The businessman cried, "If you don't pay, you will kill me."
Li Xiuyuan asked directly: "Then aren't you free now?"
"But I told you to find someone to help. The people sent by Yuan Batian are right behind us." The businessman pointed behind him. "If I run away, you will definitely be chopped down. I don't know if you can withstand it."
Tan Wenjie and Li Xiuyuan: "..."
"Fuck!" X2
A group of people in the distance have gathered around.
Without saying a word, the merchant jumped on his horse and ran away, soon disappearing from sight.
"Brother Jie! Even though we just met, don't worry, I'll carry you and run!" Li Xiuyuan's very loyal voice came from more than ten feet behind Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie turned around and looked back, only to see Li Xiuyuan running backwards with his hands cupped in front of his mouth and yelling at him.
When he got excited, he even clenched his fist and raised his right arm, and there were even tears in the corners of his eyes.
Arrogant acting skills.
Ignoring the figure of Li Xiuyuan running farther and farther away, Tan Wenjie would really be moved.
He looked at the crowd rushing forward. Because the businessman had already run away, the group of people rushed forward in an attempt to catch Tan Wenjie.
Just when he was about to raise his hand to use Tathagata Palm to liberate them on the spot, Tan Wenjie thought that there must be many pairs of eyes in heaven staring at him.
Whistled.
"Roar...uh, woof woof!" The three-headed dragon quickly got into the state and drove away the rain worker.
The next moment, a thin layer of dark clouds floated in the sky.
Take a breath and blow gently.
The strong wind blew along the ground, and a group of people who were surrounding them in the front were immediately knocked to the ground. Then they got up and ran away while shouting "ghost" and "god".
Tan Wenjie knows how to use the Samadhi Divine Wind, but if he is not proficient in the skill, it will not have much effect on ordinary gods. However, if he wants to control the strength so as not to kill mortals, it is like using chopsticks to pick up tender tofu, which requires some practice.
No matter how weak a spell is, using it to kill people is no different from killing ants.
Swish, two figures appeared.
"The sky is finally overcast."
The Qilin Monster and the Fu Hu Arhat breathed a sigh of relief. They had been waiting for a long time without daring to approach the Dragon King, and finally the day turned cloudy.
"Which department is this brother from?" Qilin Monster asked Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie: "I work in the meteorological department."
"Oh~" The Qilin monster glanced at the sheep next to him and understood what Tan Wenjie did.
To put it bluntly, although he was guarding the gate, he was guarding the South Gate of Heaven, so he was still in the sky, while Tan Wenjie was herding sheep on the ground.
There is a world of difference between us, even if we are all at the grassroots level, there are huge differences between us.
"Brother, please do me a favor and don't tell anyone about what you saw us today." The Qilin monster came close to Tan Wenjie, "Otherwise, hehehe~"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He raised his hand and cast a freezing spell, and the Qilin monster didn't move.
"Herding sheep is just my hobby."
He raised his hand again, and the Qilin monster regained its freedom, looking at Tan Wenjie with a look of surprise and doubt.
Because he suddenly thought of a legend. It was said that there was once a monkey who made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. He also started out as a horse herder.
In addition, the boy who raised cattle for Taishang Laojun also served as a mountain king. Even the eagles raised by the Buddha, the lions and elephants ridden by the Bodhisattva, etc., all had fierce battle records.
Therefore, the animal keepers are the strongest.
Fortunately, the Qilin Monster has been in Nantianmen for a long time and has mastered the art of flattery. No matter how many good things you say to him now, he will turn around and curse you behind your back, so he will definitely not lose out.
"Oh no, Jianglong can't see us." Fuhu ran back with a palm-leaf fan.
Tan Wenjie also looked at the palm-leaf fan in Fu Hu's hand.
This fan is very extraordinary. It is a treasure specially given to Jianglong by Guanyin Bodhisattva. It can be used three times a day, and all wishes will come true. However, the magic will become ineffective the next day.
Qilin Monster was disgusted by Fu Hu's fuss and said, "Nonsense, he is a human now and we are gods, of course he can't see us."
"Is there any good solution?" Fu Hu asked anxiously.
He needs to deliver the fan to Jianglong and also help pass the message.
"Yes." The Qilin monster nodded, "You take the fan and reincarnate, then tell him in person."
"That means I have to wait for more than ten years before I grow up."
"Don't worry, I can blow you up."
"Where can I find a pregnant woman?"
The two were discussing how to smuggle the fan to Li Xiuyuan, while Li Xiuyuan had already arrived in front of Tan Wenjie.
"Brother Jie, I'm glad you're okay."
The tears in the corners of his eyes had not dried yet and his eyes were red.
Li Xiuyuan patted Tan Wenjie's arm and said, "It's a pity that the gust of wind just now blew those bastards away before I did, otherwise I would have kicked them away with my powerful diamond kick."
"Brother Jie, why don't you speak? Don't you believe me?"
"I believe it, of course I do, but if you put your snot and tears on me again, I will definitely beat you up."
"I told you, Brother Jie, that you would not misunderstand me because of my bad habit of being a road idiot. To be honest, I am a road idiot. That is, when I want to go forward, I will run backwards."
Tan Wenjie comforted him, "It's okay. I've already told them that if they want revenge, they can go to town and find Li Xiuyuan."
"Oh my god!" Li Xiuyuan leaned back.
"Are you happy that you can fix them for me yourself?"
“I’m so happy that I want to ride on an old lady across the street.”
The Qilin Monster and the Subduing Tiger Arhat on the side were staring at Tan Wenjie. They suddenly discovered a problem, why Li Xiuyuan could see Tan Wenjie.
The two looked at each other and thought of a possibility.
Sanctification of the body!
"Boss, can you help give him the fan and pass on a message at the same time?" Fu Hu came close to Tan Wenjie and rubbed his shoulders and tapped his legs.
"I, Qilin Monster, have never begged anyone in my life. You are lucky. I beg you."
Tan Wenjie lamented that although the Arhat Subduing the Dragon was a nobody in heaven, he was still able to find two close friends.
"I can help you, but I won't help you for free."
Seeing that the Qilin Monster and the Fu Hu Luo Han turned around and left without saying a word, Tan Wenjie suddenly looked up to the sky and shouted: "The Qilin Monster and the Fu Hu Luo Han came down to the earth without permission to help subdue... woo woo."
He broke free from the two people who suddenly hugged him with the Seven Days Love Lock and covered his mouth with their hands.
"Pah, have you washed your hands?"
"Even gods don't need to go to the toilet, so why should they wash their hands?"
Qilin Monster and Fuhu Luohan looked at Tan Wenjie seriously: "Jianglong is our good brother. If you have any request, just ask us. We will never frown."
"You may have misunderstood." Tan Wenjie shook his head, "I am not going to help you deliver the fan to Jianglong now. I just want you to help me do something."
Fu Hu took a step back: "Damn, isn't that a threat?"
"You're right, it's a threat."
Why would he help if he can be directly threatened?
The Qilin Monster also took a step back and said, "It would be embarrassing for us as gods to be threatened. Why don't you just nod your head and do us a small favor so that we can trade fairly."
"So there's no room for negotiation?"
"No room for negotiation!" X2
Tan Wenjie raised his head and shouted, "Qilin Monster and Fu Hu Luohan... Damn, you two still want to come!"
He kicked quickly.
The next moment, two unlucky gods with left shoe prints on their heads appeared on the ground.
He squatted down and raised his finger at the two of them: "I want magic weapons and elixirs. Yes, it's just what you think. I just want to take advantage of the situation... Hey, what do you want to do?"
"Nonsense, of course I'm going to turn myself in in heaven." Fu Hu Luo Han knelt on the ground and answered very firmly, "I will never go along with a deity like you."
The Qilin Monster also knelt beside him, nodded and said, "I'm just watching the South Heaven Gate from the sky. You want me to engage in smuggling? Helping Jianglong will at most result in solitary confinement, criticism, and writing a self-criticism that will be read out in public, which is embarrassing. But smuggling is different. We should just go back and turn ourselves in. We can't help Jianglong anyway."
Tan Wenjie looked at the two gods kneeling on his left and right to help him massage his legs, and then listened to their neither humble nor arrogant answers. He thought to himself that they were indeed old-fashioned gods who were able to bend and stretch.
If it were me, I would definitely choose to slip away at this time. After thirty years in the east, fifteen minutes in the west, he would use a cheat to take advantage of the time difference and come back for revenge.
"Boss, how strong was it? Your legs must be sore from kicking us in the face just now."
"Boss, we really can't do what you ask."
Li Xiuyuan on the side was still turning his head left and right.
"Brother Jie, why did you keep talking to yourself just now?"
Tan Wenjie raised the whip in his hand and slapped Li Xiuyuan on the forehead.
Lightning flashed.
The next moment, among the burnt figures, Li Xiuyuan imitated Ultraman's transformation and raised his fist above his head.
"The Dragon Arhat has arrived!"
After posing, Li Xiuyuan saw the Qilin Monster and the Fu Hu Luohan helping Tan Wenjie tap his legs in a servile manner.
"Qilin monster, Ah Hu, what are you two doing?"
"Along, can you see us?" Fu Hu Luohan was overjoyed, "We are here to give you a message, and the fan you forgot."
"Where is the fan?" Li Xiuyuan came close to Fu Hu and searched his body.
"It's in the boss's hands."
Jianglong turned around and saw the palm-leaf fan in Tan Wenjie's hand.
"Brother Jie, it turns out that you are also a deity." He said immediately, "Thank you for your help, Brother Jie. I will definitely thank you after I win this bet."
"for example?"
"I have eaten all of the peaches of the Queen Mother. The Jade Emperor has closed his door to visitors, but Erlang Shen has a dog. I will treat you to dog meat. It tastes delicious."
Fu Hu Luo Han raised his hand and poked Jiang Long's arm, whispering, "He wants a magic weapon."
"magic weapon!?"
He has been in heaven for so long but has never obtained a magic weapon that suits him. After all, playing a prank on everyone or casually drawing a book of life and death is a small matter, but if he steals other people's treasures for their livelihood, he will definitely be punished.
"Just owe it to me first. We are all gods after all."
Tan Wenjie waved his hand: "Forget it."
The sky can't be cloudy all the time. He guessed that the three poor guys definitely couldn't produce any treasure, otherwise they wouldn't be so shameless and servile.
As for the magic weapons in their hands, Tan Wenjie looked down upon them and could only get in touch with them more and wait until he left this world to draw lots and increase the richness of the prize pool.
The Dragon-Subduing Arhat, the Tiger-Subduing Arhat, and the Qilin Monster will definitely have their rarity raised to the highest red when the draw takes place.
But there are differences between red and red, just like the Qilin monster and Tathagata Buddha can both be called gods, but the gap between them is even bigger than the Milky Way.
The dark clouds were blown away by a gust of wind.
Fu Hu Luo Han said: "Along, we are going back. You must be careful. If you find that you can't handle it, surrender immediately."
The Qilin Monster also nodded: "That's right, surrender means losing half."
"Surrender? Hahaha." Li Xiuyuan laughed, "I absolutely will not surrender. I want to let all the gods in the sky see what human love is!"
"Mea~"
Apart from the bleating of sheep, the atmosphere was quite quiet.
"Thank you, good dog." Li Xiuyuan moved closer to Yu Gong, bent down and wanted to hug him, but was knocked over by the sheep when it tilted its head.
"So you really are a sheep."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
"My spells can only be used three times a day. We are all gods, Brother Jie, please help me."
"I'm just a shepherd, not a gambler." Tan Wenjie shook his head and refused. As a good god who has an incompatible hatred for gambling and drugs, he would never go along with Jianglong and cross his bottom line.
"I have something else to do, so I'll leave first." Li Xiuyuan said decisively.
Time waits for no one. He believed that he should only need three days at most to convert nine generations of beggars, nine generations of pheasants and nine generations of evil people.
He wanted to finish the work early so that he could sit on the Jade Emperor's dragon throne and debate with the immortals when he returned.
Watching the figure heading straight for Guoqing Temple, Tan Wenjie stood up and patted the dust off his clothes. Now that the Dragon-Subduing Arhat has arrived, the chances of successfully defeating the BOSS have increased a lot.
No gods care about Tan Wenjie, he is just a shepherd. Maybe gods care about him but at least they didn’t come to him.
The gods were more concerned about the outcome of the bet. They watched as Li Xiuyuan, the reincarnation of Arhat Subduing the Dragon, entered the Guoqing Temple, worshipped the abbot as his master, and was given the Buddhist name Ji Dian.
Then watch him wandering alone among nine generations of villains, nine generations of wild chickens, and nine generations of beggars.
Many gods in the sky were unhappy with Jianglong’s arrogant look, but now they are very happy to see him being humiliated below.
Tan Wenjie left the three-headed dragon behind to herd sheep, while he himself planned to visit the Black Rakshasa.
Black skin, horns, three eyes, and a ferocious look.
Although his magical powers are somewhat strange, he is a genuine god.
"Who?"
The Black Rakshasa suddenly turned his head, and his three eyes shone with divine light and swept towards where Tan Wenjie was.
There were series of explosions on the ground. Amidst the smoke and dust, Tan Wenjie broke through the dust and hovered in front of Black Rakshasa.
"Where did this little bug come from?"
Black Rakshasa raised his hand to strike.
He didn't use any magic, but just relied on the strength of his body to make the air whistle, and the wind from his fists could even blow over a house easily.
But in the face of the opponent's punches, Tan Wenjie remained unmoved.
The Wind-Fixing Beads helped him to stabilize his body successfully; even his hair was only slightly lifted by the wind, and then gently let go.
They seemed to be in two spaces.
A fist as big as a house came towards him, and Tan Wenjie quickly raised his fist to respond. At the moment of collision, he felt a brute force, as if a mountain had fallen from the sky, heading straight for his fist.
Tan Wenjie's body grew bigger in the wind, but he didn't expect that the Black Rakshasa on the opposite side also grew bigger.
"Depend on!"
He acted decisively and ran away in hiding.
The Black Rakshasa, which had just grown bigger, was left behind to search, stepping on him one step at a time, trying to catch Tan Wenjie out.
"Ahhh, I'm so angry!"
Nothing was found, so I could only sulk about the demolition.
……
Return to the human world.
Tan Wenjie let out a breath.
"Almost."
To save face, we say it's almost there, but in fact it's very different.
Black Rakshasa is stronger than himself just by virtue of his physical strength. If he were to get the scepter and recover to his full strength, he would definitely not be his opponent.
Find a helper, then appeal to their emotions and reason, and make them launch a suicide attack with the golden body they have cultivated for more than ten lifetimes, so as to achieve the final victory.
It doesn't have to be the Dragon Slayer, so it would certainly be fine to replace it with another deity.
For example, Qilin Monster and Fu Hu Luohan, Tan Wenjie felt that they were both very self-sacrificing and a little stupid. If Jiang Long really wanted to sacrifice himself, he would not stop him.
Walking on the street, Tan Wenjie suddenly saw a figure, who seemed to be Li Xiuyuan.
"Brother Jie, long time no see."
"It's just that we haven't seen each other for two or three days. What's wrong with you?"
Tan Wenjie looked at the other person strangely.
The other party was already wearing tattered clothes. Although he had no magical powers, he had the temperament unique to a master. However, compared to the high-spirited man when he had just recovered his memory of subduing the dragon, Li Xiuyuan now looked very listless.
“The clothes are in great shape.”
"Thank you, I designed it myself. I think even a crazy monk should have his own aesthetics and should not blindly follow the crowd." He responded quickly, "By the way, Brother Jie, I am no longer Li Xiuyuan, but Ji Dian, and I have become a monk."
"Come on, you're born to do this."
Tan Wenjie had a feeling that there might be a long speech, so he quickly chose to end the topic and walked quickly to the side, trying to shake off the other party.
"Brother Jie, I still have an elixir made by Taishang Laojun."
"Write a draft before you brag. You are a reincarnation from the mortal world. You need someone to personally deliver the fan to you. Do you have an elixir?"
"I didn't expect that I couldn't fool you even with this." Jigong came close to Tan Wenjie, "Brother Jie, do you think I'm a failure?"
You're a little too familiar.
Tan Wenjie moved half a step to the side to create some distance.
"I want to influence them with my love."
"and then?"
Tan Wenjie bought a roast chicken on the roadside, tore off a chicken leg and took a bite, and Jigong immediately came over and offered his hand.
"This chicken did evil in its previous life. I am eating it to save it. You are not good enough."
Ji Gong: “?”
Damn, it sounds so familiar, I seem to have heard it somewhere before.
(End of this chapter)