Chapter 535: The Innately Evil Asgardians

Chapter 535: The Innately Evil Asgardians

Chapter 535: The Innately Evil Asgardians
Feeling a bit nauseous after watching the video, Tan Wenjie shifted his attention to Loki, whose hands and feet were locked and his mouth was covered.

"Woo woo." Loki wanted to speak.

Tan Wenjie walked over, picked him up with one hand and shook him.

With a loud crash, a lot of things fell out from Loki, all kinds of mess.

"You, come here." Tan Wenjie pointed at someone at random, "Pick up the food and have a taste."

"Commander, this is a dagger."

"Don't underestimate this man." Tan Wenjie explained earnestly, "He is the cunning Loki, the god of trickery in Asgard. What you see looks like a dagger, but in fact it may be a cookie. If I were him, I would definitely not want my things to be picked up and used directly by others."

Loki: "..."

He really didn't think that much, and who would turn a cookie into a dagger?

"Pfft-"

Blood spurted out and the body fell to the ground.

Tan Wenjie shook his head and sighed: "I asked you to take a bite, but you swallowed it. Look, you're dead now."

Loki: "..."

Gamora and Nebula in the distance: "..."

Their previous judgment of Tan Wenjie was wrong. The man named "Jie" was moody and dangerous. He looked more like a villain than any villain themselves.

"You are so stupid, don't say you are my soldiers." Tan Wenjie clapped his hands, "Someone come and clean up the mess."

"Yes."

The bodies were dragged away and the floors mopped.

"Well done." Tan Wenjie was very satisfied. When the other party was surprised and said it was nothing, he said, "Look at that thing that looks like a cantaloupe and an energy bomb. Could it be an Asgard-flavored cantaloupe?"

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Before, I felt that it was more like a cantaloupe, but when he mentioned the energy bomb, I became undecided.

Melon, bomb, melon, bomb... Oh no, the more I look at it, the more it looks like a bomb.

It must be a bomb disguised as a melon.

Everyone on the spaceship stared at Loki.

Asgardians are born evil!

Loki: “?”

I'm stuck and have nothing to do.

"Commander, can you please not eat?"

"I didn't force you." Tan Wenjie shook his head, bent down to pick up the melon and called for a handful of water to wash it clean.

Gamora and Nebula in the distance had some guesses about Tan Wenjie's strength.

magic!

He was not physically strong and was much shorter than the Black Dwarf, so he could only be a wizard who was good at magic.

Crunch, take a bite.

Very sweet.

"Write this down. When Asgard comes to redeem us, ask them to bring more fruit."

"Yes."

Everyone was in awe that Jay, the commander of the Dark Cult, was worthy of being able to bite off a melon that looked like a cantaloupe but was most likely an energy bomb without changing his expression.

They admired his decisiveness and courage immensely.

Loki: "..."

What are you marveling at? It's a melon that looks like a melon and tastes like a melon.

It's just like the fool who swallowed his own dagger in one gulp. It's a dagger that looks like a dagger and tastes like a dagger when eaten.

"This is most likely a melon that looks like an energy bomb." Tan Wenjie's eyes were fixed on another object.

Loki: "..."

Destroy it. If it looks like an energy bomb, it really is an energy bomb.

No one dared to take the initiative to stand up and take a bite, and because of this, Tan Wenjie gained the admiration of everyone on the entire spaceship except Loki, Gamora and Nebula.

In other words, these three are the only ones with normal brains who are not so easy to fool.

"I take back my previous judgment." Gamora said in a low voice.

Xingyun nodded: "Me too."

Although Tan Wenjie joined the Dark Order, his original intention was just to have the initial map in the universe, and then to build a spaceship to move freely in the universe, and by the way, get the gems and snap his fingers.

It’s fine to attack the earth, after all, we are still earthlings, and we definitely can’t be traitors to the earth.

After getting the initial vehicle, kill the people around you one by one, and also create internal division with two rebel ninjas.

However, now that he has the Chitauri Army and Thanos' daughter by his side, it will be difficult to clear his name.

Difficulty does not mean that there is no way to whitewash. Loki, Nebula, and Gamora, these three can not only be whitewashed, but they can also often jump back and forth.

Tan Wenjie took out a small notebook. He used to be an actor, so of course he knew how to write a biographies. He wanted to design a very perfect story line for himself, and no matter how much he was hated by the world, he would be able to clear himself successfully in the end.

He originally played a positive role, and no one would believe him playing a villain with this face.

Therefore, the success rate of whitewashing is increased by at least 50%!

"It has to have depth, reflect emotional struggle, moral remorse, and a sense of urgency and pressure... The most important thing is emotional sustenance, and someone has to talk to me at the last moment."

He analyzed them one by one and decided to write a 500-word outline today, and then design his character's background and character arc during the flight. The ultimate goal would be at least 10 words.

"What is he doing?"

"I don't know."

The fleet advanced majestically.

Thanos's army set out, and wherever they went, spaceships fled.

"No wonder everyone wants to be a villain." At this moment, Tan Wenjie had a feeling of commanding a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals. If he were to command a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals to go to Huaguo Mountain, he would definitely feel inflated.

It’s just that the heavenly soldiers and generals never thought that the monkeys were so powerful in fighting.

The twists and turns along the way are not a big deal, but Jay, the commander of the Dark Order, and the adopted daughters of Purple Potato Thanos, Smurf and Green Bubble, are becoming more and more famous.

It has been a long time since anyone has been so arrogant flying around in the universe. What's even more arrogant is that those ordinary space guardians have collectively turned a deaf and dumb.

……

"Arrogant, too arrogant."

When Tan Wenjie turned right along the road, he accidentally robbed a group of space pirates.

Looking at their scrap metal and a group of strange-looking children smuggled on the spacecraft, they were immediately sentenced to death.

Method of Execution: Eating Asgard Melons and Asgard Cookies.

There were corpses everywhere, no one was spared.

Everyone else on the spaceship looked at Loki with horror.

The cunning wizard of the Nine Realms! The inherently evil Asgardians!

Loki: "..."

Those are bombs and daggers. What does his random names have to do with me?

During the boring time of the spaceship's journey, Tan Wenjie shifted his attention to Thanos' two daughters.

Gamora must have already had the intention of rebellion, as for Nebula.

He stared at the other person's bald forehead, suspecting that Thanos forced others to become bald because he himself was bald.

Then you can't follow him. He doesn't rely on his strength but his looks to get by.

Xingyun didn't like this look and explained, "My body was transformed by my father. Every part of it is..."

Tan Wenjie: "Have you ever considered hair transplantation?"

nebula:"?"

"Mechanical ascension is also good. Your strength will increase very quickly, but your appearance can be slightly modified." Tan Wenjie suggested, "Big waves, red hair."

Nebula raised her arm, and it transformed, with the muzzle of the energy cannon glowing.

"Nebula!" Gamora was startled, and when she tried to stop it, the beam had already hit Tan Wenjie.

Loki shuddered in the corner.

Snapped.

Tan Wenjie grabbed the energy cannon with one hand, and crushed it with a slight force of his fingers, leaving only black smoke overflowing from between his fingers.

There wasn't even any energy fluctuations to overflow before he was strangled to death in the palm of his hand.

Loki: (ΩДΩ)! !
It was a close call, he almost would have drifted around the universe with this ship.

Gamora and Nebula's faces changed drastically.

He grabbed the energy cannon with his bare hands, and not only did he take all the damage, he wasn't even injured.

He is not a wizard, but a powerful warrior, or both.

No wonder Thanos values ​​him so much and even wants to adopt him as his son.

"This is my spaceship, stop firing!"

Tan Wenjie will rely on this ship to travel around the universe in the future.

"Where were we talking about before?"

Nebula, Gamora: "..."

His indifferent attitude made it seem as if Xingyun's attack just now was just a child's prank, and a heavy sense of oppression appeared in the hearts of the two.

The difference is that Nebula is shocked by his strength, which is just the tip of the iceberg, and wonders how much more of the iceberg he has hidden under the sea, while Gamora is thinking about how to escape from Tan Wenjie and regain her freedom.

"By the way, we were talking about hair transplantation."

Everyone with their own thoughts: "..."

……

Not far from the earth, Tan Wenjie felt a headache while holding the pen. He was suffering from procrastination. He had only written 2000 words of the 9-word character biography he had originally planned during the long interstellar journey, and there was still a shortfall of 8 words.

There is only a short period of time left, and it is only when it comes to the final submission that people can unleash their potential.

"Is that Earth in front?" came Gamora's voice.

Unlike the original Loki who used the Cosmic Cube to open a wormhole, Tan Wenjie had no intention of letting the Chitauri Army go back alive from the beginning.

This brings us to the self-destruct button that every villain organization has. I don’t understand it, but it helps a lot.

Of course, it is not necessary to destroy the Chitauri Army. As long as he holds the button, these people will serve him obediently. Being too obedient is not good either. Forget it, just press it. It is safest to solve the problem once and for all.

He took the elite route.

Tan Wenjie planned to get the other gems after getting the Cosmic Cube. Of course, before that, he had to throw Loki back as it was too dangerous to keep him around. He also had to see if Odin had any extra hammers.

If not, he would wait until Odin died before trying to steal it.

I am still young, just wait a few years, there is no rush.

"What are you going to do?" Gamora asked.

The earth was right in front of them, but Tan Wenjie suddenly called a halt to the attack. Even though she thought she was smart, she found that she could not understand Tan Wenjie during the time she had been in contact with him.

"Someone came to negotiate with us." Tan Wenjie looked at the flickering light of the Rainbow Bridge in the distance.

His eyes can see extremely far away. Although he cannot observe the nine realms, it is no problem for him to see the earth in the distance.

"Wait, why didn't you come?"

The person who opened the Rainbow Bridge had really poor eyesight.

(End of this chapter)