Chapter 536 Doesn’t Thor have any thunder resistance?
Chapter 536 Doesn’t Thor have any thunder resistance?
Someone landed on Earth through the Rainbow Bridge, but did not take the initiative to negotiate with him, and even ignored the Chitauri army.
Tan Wenjie looked at Loki: "How are your family relationships?"
Loki: "..."
He has a brainless brother, a one-eyed father, and a gentle mother, who can be called terrible except for his mother.
Family relationships were not harmonious. He felt that he had grown up in a world full of prejudice, and in the end he had to bear everything alone.
Tan Wenjie said, "You are definitely not favored."
Loki rolled his eyes.
If he was favored, he should have become the crown prince of Asgard, instead of secretly cooperating with the evil force Thanos, and even robbing Midgard-Earth, which belongs to his own territory.
Loki felt strange.
He betrayed Asgard and tried to use the Cosmic Cube to bring helpers to rule the Earth to prove how great he was, but the purple bald Thanos changed his mind at the last minute. The promised Mind Scepter was gone and was given to a vicious commander, causing him to become a hostage.
Being in high spirits preparing to do something big and being in high spirits to do something big for others are two different things.
He knew that Asgard would agree to pay a price to rescue him, and what awaited him was endless imprisonment. He knew his one-eyed father very well.
"I'll go with you." Gamora offered.
She realized that this was a good opportunity to escape. She just had to hide on Earth and then find a way to leave by spaceship.
The premise is that there are spaceships on Earth, which there should be, because there are many people in the universe who look like they belong to the same planet as Tan Wenjie.
Xingyun disagreed: "We should just attack directly."
She felt that the two men had problems with their brains. With the Chitauri army approaching, it would be absolutely not difficult to destroy the Earth civilization, but it would require a high price and it would depend on whether the Chitauri were willing to do so.
The opinions of the little ant are not of reference value. To dare to disobey the Dark Order is to disobey Thanos. To disobey Thanos...even the three major empires in the universe will have to think twice.
Over the years, countless people have cursed me behind my back, but when they are in front of me, they want to lie on the ground and kiss my boots.
"You don't understand." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "The water here is very deep. Let the Chitauri Army wait here."
Xingyun: "But."
Tan Wenjie slammed the table: "I am the commander!"
Why are you suddenly so excited? It scares people.
Everyone: "..."
"Let's go to Earth!"
The commander's spaceship of the Black Order is a escort ship on Thanos' exclusive aircraft carrier-type mobile fortress, the Temple II. It is also equipped with a standard commander landing ship, and its shape is similar to a donut.
The moment they separated from the Chitauri fleet.
The eyes of Tan Wenjie, Gamora and Loki accidentally touched.
It's time to think about how to escape! X3
Damn, they don't think the same as me! X3
Tan Wenjie: "Loki, don't even think about running away. I will let you go as long as the ransom is enough."
Gamora: "Loki, you can't escape as long as I'm here. And you, Jay, I'll keep an eye on you for my father."
Loki: "Mmmmm!"
nebula:"……"
She always felt that something was wrong, and these people were suddenly trying to cover up something.
……
Earth, 2012.
night.
The Nordic god of thunder dived onto the street.
He swung the short-handled hammer in his hand, sniffed, and then walked in a certain direction with a happy look on his face.
The pure-blooded American SHIELD agent, who was extremely good at taking advantage of loopholes and conducting surveillance, contacted his superiors at the first opportunity. A few minutes later, a group of SHIELD agent leaders saw Thor feasting in a fast food restaurant.
Coke and hamburgers. If this burly golden-haired man is not a god, he must be a fat otaku.
In a tricky position, someone has taken out a bow and is aiming at the figure eating the burger. The arrow that was not shot last time must be shot this time and it will hit the target.
"Hawkeye."
Suddenly there was a voice beside him. Hawkeye turned his head, but could only see darkness around him.
Damn, who is talking!
Could it be that there is another invisible man in the world? He must be a Japanese.
"I think our Thunder God would not like being pointed at by arrows."
The sound was getting closer and closer, Hawkeye was more nervous than ever before, and then he saw bright white teeth floating in the darkness.
"Sir!"
Fortunately, he was able to recognize the other person by seeing that nice set of teeth.
Black people like to wear bright clothes, not only for fashion but also to avoid being hit by cars when going out at night. Even my boss learned from someone that he always wears black, and he will be regarded as a shadow if the lighting is weak.
It's matte black and doesn't reflect light at all.
The man nodded to Hawkeye and strode towards the fast food restaurant.
Hawkeye shrugged and sheathed his weapon.
Since he can just get off work earlier if he isn't allowed to be beaten, saving the world and him not accepting overtime are two different things.
Inside a fast food restaurant.
Thor, the God of Thunder, looked at the person who was coming. He was startled and thought that a shadow was walking towards him. He almost hit the person with his hammer. Fortunately, he reacted in time and realized that the other person was just too dark.
Both parties revealed their identities to each other, and the process went very smoothly because Thor didn't care at all about what role the other person played on Earth.
Just a group of indigenous people in their own territory.
"I brought a warning." Thor said with a serious face, "Loki from Asgard brought the most vicious enemy in the universe, the Dark Order, and their target is the Earth."
He studied his father's facial expressions when he encountered important events, but forgot that his face was covered with ketchup and salad dressing...
One-eyed black bald man: "..."
He noticed that the other person was making faces as if he was making some expression, but he didn't open his mouth to continue speaking.
So he asked, "So, aliens are coming?"
"They may already be here. There is not much time left."
In fact, no one knew at first that Loki asked Thanos for help, but the vicious Dark Order commander paraded through the city on a dart-shaped spaceship with the Chitauri. He was not idle while moving quickly through space nodes and would kick any dog he saw on the road.
I don't think it's too difficult to hear.
Neither side asked why they wanted to attack the earth. According to the logic of the movie, even if the aliens can fly and do everything, they like to parachute to the earth in groups. The earth has an unparalleled charm for alien forces.
According to deeper reasons, Baldy believes that there is a 99% chance that it is related to the Cosmic Cube.
"We need help." The bald man suddenly stood up. "If someone attacks the Earth, the forces on Earth should unite."
Even though this group of people may come from different places and have different beliefs, everyone living here needs to cooperate. As for why the leader is an American...it doesn't matter.
The whole universe speaks English, and no one thinks there is a problem.
It’s time to start your final plan!
"Sir, you should come out and see this." A voice came.
The bald man stood up and strode out, and then his attention was attracted by the huge donut-shaped spaceship that blocked out the sky.
Suspended above the city, far above all the buildings in New York City.
New Yorkers panicked and took out their cell phones to take pictures.
Take pictures quickly, or you will miss out on the Internet!
Finally, it is our turn to have aliens in New York. Let us show you what the Americans are like. Don’t think that we are powerful just because we have Thor and the Hulk.
"There is a larger dart-shaped spacecraft outside the Earth, which may be their mothership."
As for farther places, we are currently unable to detect them.
"What are they doing?"
"Not yet."
Thor, holding a hammer and biting a hamburger, also rushed out at this time.
Unlike the one-eyed bald man next to him who has a narrow vision, although he is usually uneducated, he knows the reputation of Thanos and the Black Order who can stop children from crying at night, and he also knows that many civilizations have been destroyed in their hands.
Boom!
The giant donut hit the ground and the hatch opened.
Three figures walked out from it.
A handsome and evil man with his hands and feet tied, jumping forward.
A green-skinned woman.
There was another one dressed all in black, with textured armor and a long cloak that dragged on the ground, exuding an extremely powerful aura as he walked.
Even everyone felt as if they were offended by looking directly at a powerful god the moment they saw that figure.
Hawkeye subconsciously turned his head to look at the bald black man. He thought that when the bald Fury wore black, he must have imagined himself to be like him, but the difference in their appearance made them two extremes despite their similar dress.
In short, buyer's show and seller's show.
He didn't have similar troubles. If he wasn't used to being an agent, he would definitely go to Hollywood to make movies.
Compared to the seriousness of the Earth side, the three outsiders had different expressions.
Loki's cheeks felt a little hot when he thought about how he went out to work with the ambition of a rich second-generation, but was kidnapped. Gamora just wanted to complain that Tan Wenjie got a mask from somewhere and put it on when the spaceship landed, and she didn't know what tricks he was going to play.
Tan Wenjie's expression was behind the mask and no one could see it.
"Loki!"
When Thor saw his good brother, tears filled his eyes.
"Hand over Loki!" He raised his hammer.
Loki just wanted to roll his eyes.
You actually threatened the most vicious villain in the universe. Well, this is how you would be a good brother to him. Instead of expecting Thor to think with his brain, it is better to let him think with his hammer, which at least can turn.
"Who are you?" The bald black-headed Fury took a step forward, without any embarrassment of wearing the same clothes as others.
He is black, and aliens cannot discriminate against race.
Tan Wenjie: "Darth Vader."
Gamora couldn't help it and became the second person to roll her eyes after Loki. The difference was that Loki rolled his eyes because of his brother, and she rolled her eyes because of Tan Wenjie.
He lies without hesitation and has absolutely no integrity as a strong man.
She admitted that even Thanos seemed righteous in front of him, at least Thanos had to maintain his image. "You are Jay!" Thor shouted, "Jack, the commander of the Dark Order, the notorious super bastard in the universe."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Although I'm used to using my real name, it still feels terrible when someone pops up every time I try to use an alias.
So, if you mess up my show, I'll beat up your brother.
"Ouch!" Loki bent over and almost vomited bile. "Why are you hitting me? Hit him."
"Ahh, Loki!!"
Thor threw his hammer at Tan Wenjie.
The whistling wind came, and Tan Wenjie took a step to the left and easily dodged the hammer. He had already felt the strong pressure from the hammer just now.
Even though he was an out-of-this-world deity and could feel the power of the artifact, as a person whose heart was fundamentally impure, he knew very well that he could not catch the hammer.
Let’s talk about it later. You can ask the dwarf to help you make a hammer of the same model. Since you can already make a hammer, why not do it in one go.
"what--!"
Screams came.
Watching Gamora who raised her hand to grab the hammer out of curiosity and then was carried away, Tan Wenjie remained silent.
"..."
If he had known earlier, he would have brought Nebula with him. At least Nebula doesn't have a funny personality... Probably not, as they all have a history of joining the Guardians of the Galaxy. As we all know, the screening mechanism of that gang is very strict, and only funny people can join.
The atmosphere at the scene was also a bit weird. After all, the aliens who appeared on the scene with full of fanfare did not play by the rules.
"The evil Asgardians actually used hidden weapons."
The highest level of using hidden weapons is to shout "Watch out for hidden weapons" and then throw away the thing in your hand, so Thor must be a master of hidden weapons.
The hammer flew back and pulled Gamora along with it.
With a neat somersault, Gamora walked with her long legs to Tan Wenjie's side.
"That hammer is heavy."
She wanted to run but she also knew that running away now would be tantamount to seeking death. Only when Tan Wenjie was busy could she hide in the chaos.
Now she is still loyal to Thanos, more loyal than anyone else.
Tan Wenjie: “So I avoided it.”
He has never seen the God King Odin, but he has seen the Peach Mountain of the Jade Emperor. Their specialty is that their words are laws, and they themselves possess a kind of power that is close to rules.
"Let my Loki go!"
Thor yelled and rushed towards Tan Wenjie for his Kiki, and then he was grabbed by Tan Wenjie's ankle.
Just because Tan Wenjie can’t hold the hammer doesn’t mean he can’t lift Thor.
Are gods who are thousands of years old very powerful? Whether they can fight or not has nothing to do with age.
"Bang!" "Bang!" "Bang!"
"Yes!" Loki clenched his fist, feeling relieved.
He didn't know why, but he felt extremely happy when he saw Tan Wenjie grabbing his dear brother's ankles and swinging him around like a sack.
It was as if something that had been pent up in the dark was successfully released.
Thor rolled over, feeling dizzy, and then he stood up using his elbows to support himself, but a big hand was already waiting for him.
"Certainly."
Tan Wenjie curled his lips. His divine power was quite strong. He spent several thousand of his magic power but almost failed to immobilize the opponent. Moreover, as the opponent kept struggling, he was not far from breaking free.
"What do you mean, sir?" The bald black-headed Fury opened his mouth again, hoping to pull the rhythm of the conversation to his side.
However, Tan Wenjie ignored him, just raised his hand to the sky and pointed his sword at the sky.
Iron Man, who was flying from the sky, had just locked onto the figures of Tan Wenjie, Gamora and Loki when he saw them suddenly raise their hands and point.
Then the body vibrated violently.
"Alarm, alarm, heavy damage!"
"what!"
With a burst of white smoke resembling 95 diesel, the human-shaped iron lump fell to the ground and landed smoothly with a "bang", crushing a car.
Tan Wenjie believes that Iron Man should not continue to study armor, but should study shock absorption. Although he did not use much force with one finger, it would not be a problem for him to pierce a building.
After being hit in the chest and falling from a great height, Iron Man, with his mortal body, was unharmed. He reasonably suspected that the other party's physical strength was actually stronger than that of Loki and Thor, who were gods. The two of them had at least black and blue faces after being beaten by him.
The bald black-headed Fury was facing a formidable enemy, the gap between the two sides was too big. At this stage the only master he could immediately pull over to join the battle was Hawkeye... Never mind, Hawkeye's long-range bow and arrow was not as powerful as a poke from someone else's finger.
Iron Man…Iron Man has crashed.
Thor...had just been beaten up and was now frozen in place, unable to move.
Captain America...is probably still on the subway heading here.
Black Widow...she can't use the beauty trap. Based on his decades of experience in fighting against super villains, a BOSS-level strongman like Darth Vader Jay would definitely look down on women and would never be seduced by their beauty. He might even be ridiculed for being incapable of thinking, not being presentable, and being born to eat watermelons and pick cotton.
As for the Hulk... I can't get in touch with him by phone. Although he is currently in New York, it is unlikely that he will be obedient and cooperative.
Besides this, who else can I rely on?
"Ahhhh!!" At this moment, a wild beast-like roar was heard.
Lightning flashed from Thor's body, followed by thunder that roared into the sky with his body as the center.
Thunderclouds gathered rapidly in the sky.
Crack. Everyone present seemed to hear the sound of the mirror breaking in their hearts. Thor broke free from the immobilization spell and regained his freedom.
He rushed towards Tan Wenjie, swinging a hammer.
The ferocious cloak hammer technique was aimed at the head, but as expected, all of it missed and triggered a counterattack.
Chest, neck, armpits, ribs... Tan Wenjie attacked quickly. Although he liked numerical crushing the opponent the most, it did not mean that he did not know how to use fists and feet.
On the contrary, the extensive martial arts training he received enabled him to possess unparalleled abilities in fist and weapon skills.
Grab Thor's right wrist with your left hand, support his chin with your right hand, and apply force with your palm.
"boom!"
Thor was slapped away and disappeared from everyone's sight.
……
"Inherently evil Asgardians!"
At the same time, on the commander's spaceship outside the Earth's atmosphere, Nebula listened to the complaints of others and chose to nod along.
Before, she wanted to say that the evil of the Asgardians was all imaginary, but when she saw Thor refusing the deal and even launching a sneak attack with a hidden weapon, she suddenly felt that as the daughter of Thanos, she was simply evil.
At least they will use coercion and inducement in an open and aboveboard manner, instead of being like those decent people who have no bottom line.
Nor will he throw hidden weapons.
……
"Ahhhhh!!"
Thunder rolled across the sky and formed a funnel cloud over New York.
Black bald Fury: "..."
Can they fight somewhere else? I haven't had the chance to ask what the alien delegation is doing coming to Earth. After all, according to what Thor said at the beginning, Loki found a group of aliens to attack Earth.
But now, Loki was tied up. Does this mean that the aliens had never thought of taking action?
If Thor provokes the enemy, he can go back to Asgard at any time. What should we earthlings do?
"Click."
A bolt of lightning fell from the sky and struck the dead Iron Man, causing his body to tremble violently.
"Get out of the way!" Fury was several beats slow to react.
Our Big Shaque launched a range attack, and it seems that he did not care about any friendly injuries.
"Boom!!"
There were bursts of thunder.
At this moment, Thor suddenly remembered that he was not the God of Hammer, but the God of Thunder.
So he imitated the gorilla and jumped to the roof, holding the lightning rod and spinning the hammer wildly to stir up the thunderclouds.
The hammer suddenly pointed downwards, targeting the Dark Cult commander Jay.
The streets were in chaos and people were fleeing in all directions.
Loki had already jumped away from Tan Wenjie. As a person who would occasionally get shocked by his brother, he was very resistant to that feeling.
The strong wind lifted up Tan Wenjie's cloak.
A person stood on the ground, facing the thunder in the sky alone. This scene was destined to be recorded in...
"Ah."
Gamora's nose felt a little itchy as the cloak kept blowing across her face.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Such a good atmosphere was ruined just like that. He remembered that Gamora had always been a cool girl.
I get it. It's because she looks normal when she's with the funny guys in the Guardians of the Galaxy. But when she's with someone as normal and serious as me, her funny side is exposed.
The thunder has struck.
The dazzling lightning broke free from the funnel-shaped black cloud, like an arrow shot from a bow. Thunder had just sounded overhead when the lightning had already fallen on Tan Wenjie.
"Hahahaha!" Thor raised his hammer, "This is thunder..."
boom! !
A bolt of lightning shot out from the ground and hit him right in the chest.
Loki, who had already hidden far away, widened his eyes.
What did he see? His brother the God of Hammer, no, his brother the God of Thunder... was actually knocked away by lightning.
On the other hand, Tan Wenjie was unharmed.
"Doesn't Thor have any thunder resistance?" Tan Wenjie wondered.
(End of this chapter)