Chapter 544 They are in the ambiguous period

Chapter 544 They are in the ambiguous period

Chapter 544 They are in the ambiguous period
“Woo woo woo, slurp~——”

Tan Wenjie turned his head to look at Deadpool who was standing beside him. He was wiping his tears with a handkerchief, with his mask on.

The powerful tear penetration ability penetrated Deadpool's mask.

Deadpool sobbed, "What a touching brother-sister reunion."

Tan Wenjie complained: "If you hadn't spoken just now, it would have looked really touching."

"Now?" Deadpool pointed at himself, "It must be more touching, right?"

"boom--!"

The red energy knocked Deadpool over.

Tan Wenjie spread his hands and said, "That's it."

Without looking at Deadpool who had once again turned into a pile of rotten meat, he looked in the direction where the red energy was coming from.

After studying the Darkhold, Scarlet Witch looked extremely mentally abnormal, with her dark eye bags becoming more severe and her cheeks becoming sunken, probably because she had been staying up late to write novels.

No matter how good-looking a person is, they cannot stop the damage to their appearance caused by poor work and rest habits. Fortunately, Scarlet Witch does not have a receding hairline.

"Wanda?"

Tan Wenjie decided to use his wet puppy eyes. He had used these eyes to kill men and women before, and the legend of his ghostly eyes had been circulating throughout the heavens and the worlds.

"boom!"

A steel bar swept over and hit him in the face. The steel bar, as thick as a finger, quickly bent under the huge compression.

This can be said to be the difference between the strong men in the East and the West. He tends to be omnipotent while Scarlet Witch is more stream-of-consciousness.

Tan Wenjie's thick skin allowed him to ignore the bombardment of thunder and fire. A few steel bars were certainly no problem for him. It was a purely physical collision. Unless someone used high-yield missiles to indiscriminately shoot him, he was not a motionless dead man.

Scarlet Witch began to rotate her fingers quickly, and Tan Wenjie responded very calmly. He flicked his fingers lightly and used his sword-fingering ability to detonate all of her attacks.

The offensive and defensive battle between the two sides did not last too long. Judging from the collision between magic and mana alone, Tan Wenjie was indeed at a disadvantage.

Scarlet Witch was now countless times stronger and more ferocious than when they first met. Looking at how tattered her clothes were, it was clear that she had spent quite a bit of time trying to catch up.

Tan Wenjie's gaze skipped over Scarlet Witch and looked at the silver-haired boy behind her. It was not the Kick-Ass version of Quicksilver, but the American Horror Story version of Quicksilver.

Or call it Quicksilver from the X-Men prequels.

He is not the same brother as Scarlet Witch, but the sick Scarlet Witch has tied him up and wants Quicksilver to stay by her side forever.

Sick women are scary.

At this moment, Quicksilver's face was full of panic. His super speed could not be used and he was completely controlled like a puppet.

He was just playing table tennis by himself today, and then a woman suddenly came over. She looked older than him but called him brother.

In short, he couldn't figure out the reason even with his super fast thinking speed.

"I need a perfect world." Scarlet Witch said, "With my brother and my lover."

"You should have told me earlier!"

Tan Wenjie took off the Mind Stone and threw it over, then turned around and picked up the rotten Deadpool: "I wish your whole family can live happily together."

It's just a Mind Stone, he doesn't care at all. As long as Deadpool is by his side, he can buy it by the pound.

He kicked Deadpool and whispered, "Wade, open the door and run!"

Deadpool: “Ho ho ho.”

"Don't try to get away with imitating a female ghost. Kayako has no face in front of me."

Scarlet Witch's request is very simple. A Mind Stone and Quicksilver's sacrifice alone can save the multiverse. As a lover of cosmic peace, he thinks this method is very reliable.

Quicksilver blinked frantically, trying to ask for help, but the person on the other side ignored him and even muttered to himself loudly for no apparent reason:

"If you want to sacrifice me to save the world, I will definitely agree. Unfortunately, Wanda doesn't want me! I really want to sacrifice myself, Quicksilver boy, I really envy you."

Quicksilver, who was trapped and unable to move freely: "..."

He thought that the other party must not understand how powerful his super-speed flying kick was, as he could talk so confidently about sacrificing others in exchange for a chance to escape.

The rotten Deadpool gave a thumbs up. He became like this after putting on the mask. Tan Wenjie could do without the mask. Sure enough, the name of the team in the future should be Dead Wolf Special Forces.

Don’t ask why there is no Spider-Man. The school hunk is not worthy of joining the macho team. The styles don’t match.

"Roar!!"

The ruins of a collapsed building in the distance were violently opened, and a figure leaped into the sky, drawing a clumsy yet smooth parabola, and then turned into a heavy artillery and smashed towards the Scarlet Witch.

Super Wolf is here again!

As the strongest version of Wolverine that Tan Wenjie has ever seen... at least, he actually used brute force to knock away Scarlet Witch's energy attack.

Red energy pushed, collided, and boomed.

Super Wolf's steel claws kept hammering wildly. I believe that the only inconspicuous part of his body is the adamantium.

As for the most eye-catching part... Heng Chao's face. This face can be both a demon hunter and a superman. It is the embodiment of numbers.

His feet landed on the ground, easily creating spider web-like cracks on the ground.

Scarlet Witch waved her hands quickly. Perhaps it was the first time she saw someone so difficult to kill.

The steel bars were suspended in the air and turned into a rain of javelins that pierced towards Super Wolf, piercing his body and leaving blood on the ground.

Super Wolf continued to swing his punches. The wolf claws, which were the biggest killing weapons of other versions of Wolverine, only served as brass knuckles in Super Wolf's hands.

His absolute brute force and strong physique meant that he didn't have to worry about the pitiful damage caused by the steel claws.

However, as more and more steel bars penetrated his body, Super Wolf's speed became slower and slower.

Scarlet Witch suddenly clenched the ten fingers of her hands.

The steel bars that pierced through his body turned into living pythons, twisting wildly, wrapping around Super Wolf's body and locking his joints, trying to wrap him into an iron ball.

After struggling for a few times, the iron ball completely stopped moving.

Deadpool yelled, "No--! Henry!"

"He's Logan, stop using those bad actor jokes." Tan Wenjie turned to look at Scarlet Witch, "And open the door quickly, we should run away."

Although Tan Wenjie was confident that his physical defense was a little stronger than that of Superwolf, Scarlet Witch was obviously in a dark state now, and unfortunately he himself was very white.

He is ten times stronger when he turns evil, and three times weaker when he turns white. As one is stronger, the other is weaker. He definitely cannot beat Scarlet Witch now.

The battle situation here attracted a lot of people's attention.

After all, whether it was Scarlet Witch demolishing the building or the energy bombardment with Tan Wenjie, it had already affected several blocks, and the flames exploding in the sky were like fireworks creating an atmosphere.

The evil black magical energy was shrouding the surroundings, making it difficult for others not to notice it.

"Click——"

There was a flash of lightning.

Thunder and storms gathered in the sky, and Storm Girl, who controlled the celestial phenomena, arrived.

She had silver hair, a cloak, and looked very heroic.

"It's not Halle Berry!" X2
Storm, without Catwoman's slim waist, made the two unhappy.

It’s a pleasure to have Superwolf in this universe, but it’s a shame that Halle Berry is missing from this universe, so I have to give it a bad review!
When it comes to controlling lightning, Storm is clearly far superior to Electro. Her eyes are turning white, and dark clouds in the sky are chasing her like a cloak behind her.

The twisting tornado connected the sky and the earth together. Buildings, cars, and even roadside stalls were swept up by the storm.

"Look what the superheroes are protecting!" Deadpool said with grief.

Tan Wenjie nodded in agreement.

They had only just demolished a few streets, but Storm was going to at least tear down the entire city.

After destroying a parking lot, the tornado approached the battlefield, rolling up underwear, bras, motorcycles, car spare tires, wigs, etc.

Lightning followed closely behind, like a hair salon lamp post that had just been powered up, lighting up the entire tornado.

Not only that, Storm seemed to have known that Scarlet Witch had ill intentions, so she used all her strength as soon as she appeared on the scene. There were four electric tornadoes of the same power!

"what--"

"Wade? Fuck!" Tan Wenjie swore in accordance with the local customs and watched the piece of rotten meat being sucked into the tornado.

I put my hands on the pergola and looked out, hoping that there would be some intact parts of Deadpool left.

Faced with the change of color of the sky and earth, Scarlet Witch simply tilted her head to look at the sky and slowly raised her right hand.

The Storm Girl in the sky couldn't stand this provocation. She stretched out her hands in the air and pulled out thunder from the dark clouds.

The gathered thunder turned into a dazzling spear of light, which pierced into the ground as Storm swung her hand.

"Boom!" "Boom!", red energy burst out, and the barrier blocked the lightning spear, preventing it from advancing an inch.

Scarlet Witch's other hand danced gently like playing the piano, and the steel bars in the ruins flew out as if they had heard the call.

The number is even greater than when dealing with Super Wolf.

Whoosh whoosh—

Not only steel bars, but also scrapped steel parts were turned into sharp spears under the twisting of magic, and cement stones were turned into sharp cones...

It was a heavy rain that swept from the ground to the sky.

It collided with the rotating tornado, and part of it was offset, but there was always a part that managed to avoid the continuous blockade and pierce Storm.

She could only keep commanding the thunder to disperse the danger that was coming.

“Ah——” “Ah~~~” “Ah!”

Tan Wenjie looked at a group of creatures rolling in the storm, being "accidentally injured" by Scarlet Witch countless times, and occasionally struck by thunder.

"..."

It's shameful to watch. It would be best if no one knew that I knew that idiot.

"Jay! Help me!"

"Shit! Stop yelling!"

After being in the business for so long, this was the first time that Tan Wenjie felt what it meant to be embarrassed.

puff--!
A steel bar pierced Storm's chest and nailed her to the roof of a building in the distance, announcing the outcome of this superpower showdown.

"ah------!"

Deadpool, dragging a long sound, fell from the sky and landed in front of Tan Wenjie's toes.

The tornado has dissipated because Storm is dead.

"My suit." Deadpool sat up unhappily.

No one can understand Deadpool's body recovery mechanism.

Rather than the tattered body, Deadpool was more concerned about the fact that his battle suit had a tear from the waist down, which spread all the way to the butt crack.

"Wade, you're not wearing any underwear?"

"Superheroes don't wear underwear in tights!"

"Is that right?"

Tan Wenjie said that he had not seen it and would definitely observe it carefully next time.

This is when the clairvoyance should be used. At most, he should cover his eyes when using his clairvoyance ability... or at most, he could add an eyepatch.

"Zizzi-"

The red ray attacked rudely.

Tan Wenjie jumped up the moment he felt the energy of the ray, and then watched Deadpool being split in two.

"Fuck Cyclops, no wonder your girl was stolen by Logan!" Deadpool tried hard to put his upper and lower halves together, cursing, "Train lunch, check the quality of the bed, hold the wardrobe, check the height of the sink..."

Cyclops, who had just arrived: "?"

His control over his eyes was not very good, and it seemed that he accidentally cut off some rotten meat just now.

Now he just felt that he cut well.

"Ororo..."

Cyclops looked at the figure hanging on the wall with a steel bar piercing his chest. His eyes suddenly changed and the power of the energy he output from his glare increased dramatically.

The red ray swept towards Scarlet Witch.

"Wade?"

"I'm getting ready, Jay, don't you find it interesting?" Deadpool stood up, twisting his hips. "X-Men vs. Scarlet Witch, we have more people, we will definitely win!"

“Don’t plant the flag.”

As soon as he finished speaking, Cyclops was cut in half by the light beam that Scarlet Witch reflected back through the energy barrier.

"..."

"Sorry." Facing Tan Wenjie's sharp gaze, Deadpool covered his mouth in time.

The loud cry of a phoenix was heard, and a fiery red bird-shaped energy flew in the sky.

"Hahaha, it's Phoenix! We are saved!" Deadpool's face changed in a second and he raised his arms and shouted.

Jean Grey appears on the scene, a superhero who may not be the strongest in the universe but is definitely one of the best.

"Three idiots?"

This universe is really complicated.

Henry Wolverine, ordinary Storm, and the Phoenix in Game of Thrones.

For some reason, the all-star lineup of X-Men chose to come and die one by one, and they had to face the blackened fairy version of Scarlet Witch.

The energies of Phoenix and Scarlet Witch collided. One spread her arms in the sky, and the other waved her wrists on the ground. The two powerful energies collided wildly and flattened the surrounding building ruins again.

As if he was unwilling to let it go so easily, he not only moved it flat, but also stomped on it twice.

Two women with powerful strength engaged in an energy duel. It was difficult to determine who was stronger, but judging from their current state, Phoenix had a sunny expression and smooth skin without acne, while Scarlet Witch had bags under her eyes and sunken cheeks.

So it can be easily distinguished.

"boom!"

The Phoenix Girl in the sky was hit by the energy and staggered backwards, but the physical injury obviously angered her inner personality, and the blooming power of the Phoenix enveloped the entire sky.

New York:"……"

It's endless, right?

The tornado just now almost destroyed half of New York. Now the power of the Phoenix has erupted in full force, aiming to destroy all of North America.

Even passers-by who are used to superheroes fighting find it hard to accept this.

The full release of the Phoenix Force suddenly increased the pressure on Scarlet Witch. She had to use 100% of her energy to deal with it, and even loosened the power that trapped Quicksilver.

The next moment, Quicksilver disappeared.

Maybe in just a few breaths it has already run out of the US border and is now rushing towards the Southern Hemisphere on the waves.

"Jay, what do you think?" Deadpool covered his butt with one hand and rubbed his chin with the other.

"I have a bad feeling." Tan Wenjie said, "Let's put it this way, Phoenix Girl is on the left."

Deadpool:"……"

A vicious curse.

boom!
The Phoenix Girl in the sky fell down, and without any energy protection, she was smashed into a pulp on the spot.

"Oh!!" x2
The scene was so bloody that the two men couldn't help but turn their heads and look away.

Then Deadpool looked at Tan Wenjie with a sharp look.

Tan Wenjie covered his mouth: "Sorry."

Scarlet Witch, who successfully dealt with another enemy, turned around, her magic was strengthened once again, and the air was filled with rich magical elements.

"What did you steal from her?" Deadpool said as he backed away, "Give it back to her."

Tan Wenjie: "Heart?"

"Fuck you, Jay! I'm serious."

"I advise you to stop meddling in other people's business and just open the door and run away."

"If I could move now."

"You can't move..." Tan Wenjie suddenly paused and took a step back, "So the person Wanda is looking for is you, not me."

Deadpool, who can travel freely through the multiverse, is the guide for Scarlet Witch to find a "perfect family", a world where her brother is still alive, she has a lover, and her family is happy.

In short, as long as Scarlet Witch catches Deadpool, she can achieve her goal.

"As expected, my charm is stronger." Deadpool smiled proudly, "Give me three seconds to deal with her!"

Tan Wenjie: "I wish you happiness."

Deadpool: "Didn't you say you wanted to pick her up?"

Tan Wenjie: "Love is unreasonable, and her skin condition is a bit bad. I am now ready to pursue Mystique."

Deadpool complained again: "You said you hated modified cars!"

"Thank you for that." Tan Wenjie said, "After all, she is Mystique."

Deadpool suddenly knelt on the ground and let out a real howl: "Ah, I'm controlled by the brain, ahhh, I'm going to die, I'm going to become her little toy, help me... Hey, why am I okay? I can move again."

Deadpool rubbed his head.

"It's Professor X, and..."

"Gandalf!" X2
The two of them raised their eyes and looked at the figure on the horizon.

Gandalf Magneto is wearing a mind-isolating helmet, and next to him is Professor X, who flew over in a wheelchair.

The oldest superhero CP in the universe makes a grand appearance.

The Scarlet Witch, who was able to defeat thousands of enemies alone just now, suddenly became motionless.

Although there is no big scene that cost a lot of money before, the danger of this confrontation is still awe-inspiring. It must be that Professor X used his smart and powerful brain to temporarily suppress Scarlet Witch.

Magneto, his old partner, raised his arm, and all the metal in the ruins on the ground squirmed and twisted, following his control and stabbing towards Scarlet Witch.

A rain of iron engulfed the Scarlet Witch.

The ground rumbled and shook wildly from the heavy impact.

"We should go." Deadpool said suddenly.

The opportunity must not be missed, he does not want to become a toy in the hands of the other party.

"You weren't like this before, Wade."

"Because the person Scarlet Witch was chasing before was not me."

"I suddenly remembered that the windows at home were not closed. It seems like it's going to rain." Tan Wenjie looked up at the sky, "Wade, let's say goodbye now. Don't come to me again if you want to benefit from me. You know me. I hate taking advantage of others."

Sacrificing Deadpool to protect the safety of the entire universe is a worthwhile deal.

Deadpool complained: "You look so shameless that you don't look like the Dark Lord."

"I am a cosmic peace messenger, and the three major cosmic empires jointly awarded me a medal." Tan Wenjie emphasized.

The two had just argued for a few words when Professor X in the sky suddenly tilted his head and fell off his wheelchair.

Following closely behind was Magneto. Although he was wearing a helmet that could isolate his mind, under the pressure of Scarlet Witch's powerful magical energy, the helmet suddenly shrank and exploded Magneto's head.

There were two more old people on the ground.

"..."X2
The two men were about to leave when they suddenly stopped.

Scarlet Witch turned her head and looked at the two of them. She said nothing, but her cute eyes revealed a very clear and lovely meaning.

If you dare to run, you two will have the same fate.

Deadpool lowered his voice and said, "Jay, how long can you hold on?"

Tan Wenjie thought for a moment, then said confidently: "I can't do it for even a second."

"Fake!"

If the golden bow and silver bullets were fully charged now, Tan Wenjie would be confident that he could use the Star-Breaking Slingshot to destroy Scarlet Witch...but the more suitable way for him now is to escape.

Abandon Deadpool and run away. All the X-Men have already sacrificed, one more Deadpool is not too much.

He glanced at Deadpool's knees.

If you and your teammates encounter a black bear but only have one arrow in your hand, what should you do to escape? The answer is to use this arrow to shoot your teammate's leg.

"I have a plan now." Deadpool lowered his voice, "We can ask the Time Bureau to help."

"What? Why is your mouth automatically blurred?"

"Because I forgot what the Time Management Bureau is called! Never mind that." Deadpool said, "Brother, we must divert the trouble to others and let them fight each other, and then we can escape."

"She'll catch up."

He had no idea how Scarlet Witch had broken through the multiverse to chase him. She must have some special positioning ability, and it was most likely related to the Darkhold.

"Then let her catch up."

The two figures disappeared in a flash.

Scarlet Witch calmly raised her hand and pulled, her fingers cutting through the space like a sharp blade, tearing out a dazzling multiverse passage.

She jumped into it.

It was another familiar chase.

Compared to jumping directly through space, Scarlet Witch undoubtedly has to take many detours.

……

Tan Wenjie looked at the surroundings. The atmosphere was very leisurely and one could even hear leisurely music in the air.

"Is this the Time Management Bureau you mentioned?"

"No!" Deadpool laughed triumphantly, "We have found the strongest helper!"

Not far away there was a pig wearing a Spider-Man costume.

Tan Wenjie: "Spider-Pig Man?"

Never compare your fighting ability with the funny characters in cartoons.

He suddenly felt that what Deadpool said might make sense, and Spider-Ham might be the most powerful Spider-Man they had ever encountered.

Deadpool was already yelling, "Peter, we need your help!"

Spider-Ham ran over and asked: "Are you from another universe?"

"Who else have you seen?"

"There are many other Spider-Men," Spider-Ham said, "but there is only one talking pig, and I know you, Deadpool."

Seeing Spider-Ham taking out a wooden hammer and standing in front of him to protect him without hesitation, Deadpool's eyes were filled with tears and he sobbed.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He apologized for thinking Deadpool was reliable.

The other party is as unreliable as ever, not even as good as an animated character.

But Tan Wenjie has another question. In his eyes, Spider-Ham is not a cartoon character. Does this mean that he has become a cartoon character without even realizing it?

There were still many doubts in his mind, but Deadpool, who was standing next to him, had already squatted on the ground and started chatting with Spider-Ham about his love life. Especially when Buffalo Mary Jane was mentioned, Deadpool's eyes lit up.

He not only likes to listen to gossip, but also likes to create gossip.

The space ahead was torn open.

Scarlet Witch caught up.

When he raised his hand, a burst of red energy came out.

"Hey, whoosh!" Spider-Ham swung his hammer and successfully defended against the attack.

"Look!" Deadpool said proudly, "This is the power of Spider-Ham!"

The invincible Scarlet Witch in the world of X-Men finally encountered her most powerful opponent in history.

All her attacks were knocked away by Spider-Ham. The two sides fought back and forth and it was very lively. There were even a few violent attacks on Spider-Ham, which only made it cry for a while and then stand up unharmed.

Scarlet Witch pulled the energy with both hands, and the invisible cutting cut Spider-Ham into steaks, but the steaks jumped wildly the next moment.

It was like a cat and mouse reappearing and healing itself quickly, without any reason at all.

"Hiss——" X2
This was the first time that Tan Wenjie had seen such a strange world.

He decided to go to the illogical and funny animation world less often in the future, and it would probably be useless to snap his fingers dozens of times with the Infinity Stones.

After Scarlet Witch's violent energy output again, Spider-Ham was knocked over.

Tan Wenjie: “Wade?”

Deadpool kept silent and silently opened the door to other multiverses, standing still like a gatekeeper.

At this time, Deadpool has been controlled by Scarlet Witch.

Turning his head to meet the Scarlet Witch's eyes that were emitting red light, Tan Wenjie nodded and said, "I have wanted to do this for a long time. Thank you Wanda. By the way, I just want to travel here. If you have a date with Wade, just leave first and don't worry about me."

Scarlet Witch walked over quickly and pushed Tan Wenjie into the door with her force.

The world before my eyes was changing rapidly.

Deadpool's body was also twitching rapidly, as if he couldn't bear the strong burden of being flipped through quickly.

Finally it stopped in an instant.

They appeared on a quiet afternoon.

The sun was a little hot, and it felt lazy when shining on my body, but the stink of the dried blood on Scarlet Witch and Deadpool was not pleasant.

This is an American town that looks completely normal. On the lawn, a woman is preparing for a picnic under a tree, and a silver-haired man is laughing and playing with two children.

The door in the distance opened and a man walked out, which seemed like a hallucination.

Several people sat together and chatted.

The atmosphere is very harmonious and happy.

Wanda travels across countless universes, hoping to find the perfect world right before her eyes.

"Is this what you want?" asked Tan Wenjie.

Wanda asked back, "Isn't it worth it?"

"Well, but I always feel that..." Tan Wenjie's eyes twitched suddenly, and the words came to his lips but he couldn't say them.

Those who were having a happy family gathering suddenly saw a perverted man wearing a Hawaiian shirt and black and red tights appear next to them.

Moreover, the pervert was wearing a torn tights, not caring at all that the exposed butt crack was facing this side.

Deadpool seamlessly integrated into the family atmosphere and even played with the two children.

Wanda: "..."

Just as Wanda was about to take action, the family in the distance turned their heads and looked over.

"Mom?" X2
The two children looked at the Scarlet Witch who looked exactly like their mother in confusion.

Wanda's expression softened in a second, and she ran over quickly under the gaze of the family of Wanda, Vision and Quicksilver in this universe.

In her imagination, she would have a family and give birth to children.

Of course, when she ran over, she did not forget to accidentally shake her hand and throw something dirty away.

"Whoosh-"

"It seems like something flew over."

"Don't worry about it, kids."

Tan Wenjie looked at Deadpool, who had once again turned into rotten meat, and walked over to gently kick him with his toes: "Can robots and humans really have children?"

Deadpool: "I've never given birth, so I don't know... Jay, help me."

"Don't even think about it!"

A warm scene can heal the pain in one's heart. Even though Scarlet Witch has slaughtered one universe after another, she still smiles happily at this moment.

"Is this how it ends?"

"Of course not. We should be on guard against her sudden attack."

Seeing another happy self, Scarlet Witch's real thought was to want to replace her. She was just temporarily deceived by the beauty of the moment.

In Tan Wenjie's opinion, it is very foolish to expect the enemy to come to his senses. The correct approach is to kill if possible, or put him in solitary confinement if not possible, and the term cannot be too short, otherwise how can he be sure whether the other party is truly repentant.

But considering Scarlet Witch's great record of killing across the multiverse, Tan Wenjie decided to temporarily restrain his thoughts and actively look for other solutions.

"what should we do?"

"Get her pregnant, give her two kids, she seems to love kids."

The two looked at each other and tacitly put the idea behind them.

Very good suggestion, but life-threatening.

After a happy gathering, the Scarlet Witch family of this universe smiled and waved goodbye, inviting Wanda to come again next time.

Wanda always had a smile on her face as she left through the space gate.

Tan Wenjie, Deadpool and Scarlet Witch went back to 2012 together, to a bar somewhere in the starry sky, with the Sanctuary II suspended above their heads.

At the beginning of the war that could overturn the entire planet, everyone was very nervous, mistakenly believing that the Dark Lord Jay, who had turned from evil to good and successfully returned to the surface, would return to his old ways and do things that would destroy the world.

But the thunder is loud but the rain is small.

Just like now, the world has not been destroyed, everyone is alive and excitedly grateful for Jay's greatness.

Tan Wenjie already has his own public relations team and has connected with the three major empires to ensure that all mainstream media will create a correct image for him.

Everyone gets what they need. The empire needs stable development, and Tan Wenjie needs to clean up his mess and get out of trouble.

Although Xibai is three times weaker, the title of a righteous superhero is enough to save him a lot of trouble. Being a good person does not require payment, and his current strength can bear the cost of being a good person.

I believe that after today, the news that the great dark lord Jay has saved the universe once again will spread throughout the universe.

Tan Wenjie: "I must prepare some posters of my products to give my fanatical fans some outlets for their emotions."

"Then you have to take me with you." Deadpool came over, "I'm the best at taking pictures. Haven't you heard that I was once voted the number one sexiest man in the world in a magazine poll?"

"That's Ryan Reynolds." Tan Wenjie said with disdain, "You're just a pervert in a tights."

"No, we look almost exactly the same, and I'm sexier in tights than him...Fuck, I forgot to put on the talcum powder."

No one cares about Deadpool anymore.

Tan Wenjie looked at Scarlet Witch, their eyes met and they got closer and closer.

"and many more!"

A hand suddenly reached out.

Deadpool: "You two are not going to look at each other for no apparent reason, and then kiss for no apparent reason, are you? I'm tired of this atmosphere that feels like a movie finale, with the hero and heroine going through thick and thin together, and then having a happy ending with a final kiss. Wait, I'm a supporting character?"

Deadpool was still chattering: "No, no, no, you definitely can't do that, because at this time we should be playing music, creating a good atmosphere, and there should be subtitles... Oh, where are the subtitles?"

"Shut up, Wade."

Tan Wenjie is a pure-hearted person and would never use the beauty trick to seduce a man casually.

Even if he really had this idea just now, now that Deadpool had taken off his bag, the difficulty of eating his mouth had skyrocketed.

The sound of piano tap tap suddenly rang out.

Deadpool held his face and looked behind Tan Wenjie. A little boy riding a sheep jumped out from somewhere and was holding a speaker playing music.

He pointed at the little zombie and asked loudly: "Where did this kid come from?!"

It was destined that no one would be able to answer his question, because Tan Wenjie and Scarlet Witch were getting closer and closer, with only an arm's length between them.

Then, they suddenly turned sideways and pushed outward with their arms outstretched at the same time.

Suddenly, several figures in the air were knocked over by the power released by the two people.

"The Time Planning Bureau, it's the Time Management Bureau! Or it could be the Time XX Bureau, anyway, they're here again, as annoying as flies."

Scarlet Witch raised her hand and pointed, and Deadpool's mouth disappeared instantly, and he could not make any sound.

"Wanda, great job!"

The expatriate employees of the Time Administration looked at the three people warily.

Handsome men and beautiful women and a strange creature.

"Because of you, several universes are on the verge of destruction." A black man came out, "Just surrender."

"Bang!" Her head exploded.

"Hasn't anyone told her that black people are always the first to die in horror movies?" Deadpool's voice came.

Tan Wenjie turned his head and saw Deadpool with his mouth completely cut open.

Deadpool hated not being able to speak more than the pain.

"Phew, I feel much better now."

The number of pursuers from the Time Administration increased sharply, and it was obvious that they had made sufficient preparations to ambush them.

"I have one question, why don't they go get the Avengers?"

The Avengers made a bigger impact by saving the world by snapping their fingers with the Infinity Stones, but this group of people turned a blind eye to it.

No one gave an answer.

Scarlet Witch keeps attacking, but enemies keep reappearing.

"Wade!"

"coming!"

A flash of light passed by, and the three figures disappeared.

Everyone in the Time Management Bureau stopped.

"Investigate their location."

"Now they seem to appear in...the void."

"There's no need to worry about them anymore."

……

The Land of the Void, where people and things that were cut out of the timeline gather, is also called the "garbage dump."

There is a void monster called Elrios here, who is responsible for cleaning and recycling garbage.

All the garbage thrown into the void can only escape endlessly.

When Tan Wenjie saw the rubbish environment here, he immediately turned to look at Deadpool.

"Woo woo woo." Deadpool pointed at his mouth.

Just now he was silenced by Scarlet Witch again.

“We’re in the wrong place.”

Tan Wenjie looked around.

The desolate and dilapidated scene reminded him of the days when he used to pick up scraps in the Fallout game.

"This place is always like this, you'll get used to it..."

The annoying voice sounded again.

"Shut up, Wade!"

"Woo woo woo!" Deadpool on the side lifted his mask and pointed at his mouth.

"If it's not you, then who is it?"

Tan Wenjie frowned and turned around, then saw another Deadpool, who was even followed by a drunk Wolverine.

He now had a very bad feeling. One Deadpool was enough of a headache for him. If there were a group of Deadpools, the whole world would be in a very bad state.

"Fuck, Wade!"

The drunken Wolverine gave a thumbs up.

"What you said is what I wanted to say!"

It was just the first time they met, but he had a very good impression of Tan Wenjie.

Scarlet Witch's actions were even more decisive and direct. A second later, the two silenced Deadpools were unable to utter a single word.

The silence didn't last long, because they had to communicate.

Deadpool 1: "What's our next plan?"

Deadpool 2: "Escape!"

Deadpool 1: "What should we do? The local forces are very strong."

Deadpool 2: "Don't worry, we have a super strong Scarlet Witch, the one who went crazy because there were no men."

other people:"……"

A car is coming.

"That's Cassandra!" Deadpool 1 said in horror, "We can't beat that evil bald girl with inherited baldness from her family!"

No matter which Deadpool it is, his tongue is sharp enough.

Wolverine has bared his teeth and claws, and is in a fighting stance.

Scarlet Witch waved her hand, and the car in the distance exploded.

The so-called super BOSS didn't even get a chance to appear.

"Wow!" Deadpool clapped his hands, "Now we are the most powerful force in this place!"

Deadpool 2 applauds itself.

"There's nothing interesting here." Tan Wenjie scanned the surroundings with his eyes. He hoped to pick up some junk that he wouldn't normally come across.

The reality is regrettable.

not even one.

"There's an acquaintance." Tan Wenjie flew high into the sky. He saw Blade Warrior and Little Wolf Girl, but he was not sure if they knew him.

The multiverse is just a mess.

"Look out!" Deadpool 1 yelled from below, "Elios is coming!"

A rumbling sound came from a distance, and Tan Wenjie turned his head to see a black energy cloud approaching him quickly.

Watchdog, if you defeat Elrios, you can go to the Corridor of Time and see the person behind the scenes... He has no interest in this.

A ball of red energy surged out, successfully blocking the black cloud.

"Wang Defa?!" Deadpool 1 pointed at Scarlet Witch, "Is she alone?"

Wolverine also followed suit and gave a puzzled look.

You are so strong, why do you come back to the Void Land? The people in the Time Management Bureau should not be able to capture you.

"I took the wrong path." Deadpool 2 didn't think there was anything wrong at all.

"Well done." Deadpool 1 raised his hand.

The two Deadpools high-fived.

"Wanda?" Tan Wenjie landed.

He could sense that Scarlet Witch was not in good condition.

With her previous killing attitude, she should have been able to defeat Elrios easily, but now she can only suppress him with difficulty.

In short, it was cut because it was whitewashed.

Deadpool 1 asked in a loud voice: "What is the relationship between the two of them? Why does it seem a little strange to me?"

Deadpool 2: "They are in a relationship."

(End of this chapter)