Chapter 545 Sister Chan, help me get the hammer
Chapter 545 Sister Chan, help me get the hammer
"The Void Land has welcomed two lawless guys. One man is rampant and the other woman is killing everyone. They are so powerful that everyone has to hide from Elrios, who can only run away with his tail between his legs. What? You ask who they are? They are from the Deadpool Special Forces!"
Deadpool stood on the pickup truck, opened his arms and gave a loud speech.
In front of him were several figures rolling their eyes.
It has been confirmed that Wolf Girl and Blade Warrior are acquaintances, because Tan Wenjie and Deadpool wandered around and eventually they were treated as garbage and thrown into the void.
Now, with Tan Wenjie and Scarlet Witch killing people everywhere, a new order has been established, and more and more people are forced to gather here.
"Who's that next to it?"
"Captain America!"
"But he was breathing fire all over his body."
"Captain America who became Ghost Rider."
"..."
Captain America, who is suspected to be the Ghost Rider but is wearing the clothes of the Fantastic Four, is turning her head and looking around. Beside her are the crocodile Loki, the little kid Loki, the female Loki, and so on.
The infinite multiverse has almost infinite possibilities, and you can meet anyone here.
Tan Wenjie is thinking about how to deal with Scarlet Witch. He believes that she must have the same idea as him. Scarlet Witch, who is dominated by darkness but has an inexplicable happy ending because she saw her child, is now in a chaotic state where it is difficult to distinguish between black and white.
It's understandable to say that she loves Vision and Quicksilver, but it's pure fabrication to mention that she likes two children.
Vision has no fertility at all, and in Scarlet Witch's world, he never even thought about having two children.
She felt the warmth of home, but she only wanted a brother and a boyfriend, not to be a mother without children... She was very resistant in her heart, so Scarlet Witch exiled herself to this garbage dump.
However, a bad situation soon interrupted their thoughts. More and more Deadpools appeared here, and Tan Wenjie even saw Deadpool and Female Deadpool kissing passionately in the street.
Deadpool: "I must be the first man to kiss himself passionately."
Female Deadpool: "How does it feel to fuck yourself?"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Spicy eyes!
He absolutely cannot stay in the Void any longer, he wants to part ways with Deadpool.
"I have found my own Wolverine, and I am going to save my own timeline." Deadpool and Wolverine held hands. "I wish you happiness. If you have children, remember to ask me to be the godfather."
"Shut up, Wade!"
Just as Deadpool was about to disappear, a familiar force froze him in place.
Deadpool: "Wanda, don't be like this, I have places I want to go, we are not suitable."
Scarlet Witch didn't say anything, just looked at Tan Wenjie.
"Thank you, I do have another place I want to go." Tan Wenjie nodded.
He walked up to Deadpool and put his arm around his shoulders: "Take me to a world where the timeline is normal."
“How normal is normal?”
"A world where Thanos hasn't been killed yet."
whoosh-
The next moment, Wolverine, Deadpool and Tan Wenjie appeared on Earth.
He believed that he had worked hard to understand the operating rules of the system and was still able to maintain a certain level of intelligence in the world with an Eastern background, but the situation became completely different after he came to the West on a business trip.
This may be due to the slow flow of information.
The year is 2012. Loki uses the Mind Stone to control the mysterious superhero Hawkeye, and directly overturns the friendship of the Avengers.
In the sky, a huge wormhole opened and the Chitauri began their attack again.
"I'm going to talk to Thanos." Tan Wenjie asked, "Is anyone going?"
Wolverine shook his head and pointed to the supermarket in the distance.
Now that there is an alien invasion, the alcohol inside will probably not be charged.
As for saving the world, universes are being destroyed every moment, and people should learn to get used to it.
"With Thanos? I've always envied that photo you took." Deadpool drew out his two swords and gestured, "I'm going to make a super powerful move. Thanos has to kneel in front of me, and then he has to roll his eyes."
"..."X2
Tan Wenjie and Wolverine didn't say anything, but just moved to the side tacitly to distance themselves from this wretched and perverted man in tights.
The surface of the huge biological spaceship shone with metallic luster, and it aimed at Tan Wenjie and the other two at a glance.
As he got closer, Tan Wenjie lightly drew a line in the air with his finger, and the sound of a sword could be heard in the air.
The behemoth was split in two.
The sudden collapse smashed the buildings on both sides of the street. Passers-by screamed and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.
This is New York, just get used to it.
Although he had seen similar scenes several times, Wolverine found that he had the same feeling every time. It was not that he was afraid of the opponent's strength. After all, when Storm, Phoenix and others really exploded, the scene effects were even greater than those of Tan Wenjie.
But not everyone takes it as lightly as he does.
In other words, he's very good at pretending to be awesome, and doesn't fit in with Deadpool.
"Are you really not interested in Wanda?" Deadpool only cared about eating melons, "She looked at you with a thread in her eyes."
"Shut up, Wade."
"Woo, woo, woo, you're really not interested?"
Tan Wenjie: “…”
With a light poke of the finger, the sound of sword ringing rang out again, and a corpse with a exploded head appeared on the ground.
Wolverine gave a thumbs up: "Well done!"
It was the same when he met Deadpool before. They killed each other for a long time, but in the end, no one could die.
The two smiled and high-fived.
"Okay, I'll go by myself."
Tan Wenjie flew into the air and headed straight for the wormhole.
……
There is a melee in New York and the superheroes are excited to save the world.
"Avengers, assemble!" Captain America raised his shield and fought back to back with his teammates.
"There is an unexpected situation." The agent's voice appeared in the headsets of several people.
Captain Steve felt unhappy that the atmosphere that had just been created was interrupted. Now was the critical moment of the war, and the brothers' heads were hanging on their belts. They should go all out instead of pouring cold water on it at the last minute.
"what's the situation?"
"Three outsiders appeared on the field. One of them, a black-haired man, raised his finger and easily split an alien ship in half."
Avengers: "..."
The Hulk can crush a bio-ship with one punch, but definitely not with one finger.
"Where are the other two?"
"It seems that they had an internal conflict and killed the companion in tights. Now the black-haired man rushed to the wormhole, and the man in the leather jacket broke into the supermarket to drink."
Anyone who can attack his own companions is definitely not a good person.
"Why did the Chitauri attack suddenly stop?"
"The wormhole seems to have disappeared!"
The first generation of Avengers, who were ready to save the world, were puzzled.
They were ready for a do-or-die battle, but the world suddenly didn't need them to save it?
This time a familiar voice came from the headphones. They could even tell from the rhythm of the voice that the other person must be Hei Guang, wearing an eye mask and a black windbreaker.
"That black-haired man nearly killed Loki and stole the Tesseract."
Everyone: “What!”
Thor was furious: "My Kiki!"
He swung his hammer and flew into the sky, vowing to kill the cosmic evil villain who hurt his lovely brother.
The child is just young and doesn't understand. The earth hasn't been destroyed yet. That person actually dared to hurt him. It's simply unbearable.
"What about others?"
"Disappeared."
……
In the universe, the spacecraft exploded and turned into fireworks.
Tan Wenjie, who had transformed into a thousand-foot giant, held a golden bow made of bent golden light. He did not need to draw the bow or pull the string. The hardness of the golden bow and his own strength were enough to blow up the spaceship.
Relying on the spatial power of the Cosmic Cube, he easily leaped in the starry sky and finally seized an opportunity to jump onto a spaceship.
Chu Renmei skillfully transformed into a digital ghost to control the spaceship, and locked the location of Thanos' spaceship through coordinates.
The blue space force wrapped around the gem, and after several consecutive jumps, it successfully carried Tan Wenjie to the familiar behemoth.
Sanctuary II, Thanos' mobile fortress, was now overhead.
The spacecraft crashed directly into it, but was intercepted by the weapons mounted on the hull and eventually turned into a dazzling cluster of fire.
The battle in the universe was silent, but it made everyone who witnessed the collision feel deafening in a trance.
The flames were suddenly separated by the huge palm, and a figure a thousand feet tall rushed out. The dense bullets hit the giant's body but couldn't even break his skin.
It is larger than many spaceships and is filled with an indescribable sense of terrifying oppression.
Thanos clenched his fist and looked at the giant outside the spaceship. The four generals under his command were ready to go, but they were not as arrogant as before.
When they encounter strong beings of this size in the universe, they will choose to avoid them.
Nebula and Gamora raised their heads to take a peek, then lowered their heads again.
A blue wormhole suddenly opened up before their eyes. The giants outside disappeared, and a man of similar size to them appeared. He walked slowly towards them holding a space gem.
The sons of Thanos felt sweat on their palms and stepped back subconsciously.
These are strong men who use their bodies to withstand naval gunfire. Not to mention fighting, it is hard to say whether their proud attacks can hurt the opponent.
As a hero, Thanos quietly watched the other party getting closer and closer. Even though his heart was beating like a drum, he remained motionless on the surface.
Until the Cosmic Cube was brought to his eyes.
Thanos: “?”
other people:"??"
"Give it to you."
Hiss!
Could it be that someone likes to eat taro puree and purple sweet potato?
Although no one said a word, I felt like there were hundreds of thousands of stories going on.
There is no reason for Thanos not to accept the Cosmic Cube that is right in front of him.
Just as he got the Cosmic Cube, a voice rang out.
"Certainly."
With a light stroke of the finger, Thanos' head and body were separated.
Tan Wenjie took the Cosmic Cube back.
“How rigid.”
He betrayed Thanos and his mission was never completed.
Now he has personally handed the Cosmic Cube to Thanos and completed his mission.
Without even looking at the remaining people, Tan Wenjie grabbed the Cosmic Cube, opened the portal, and disappeared in an instant, leaving a few people guarding Thanos's body and looking at each other in bewilderment.
……
Earth.
Tan Wenjie had just landed holding the Cosmic Cube. His mission in this world had been completed, and he was about to say goodbye to Wolverine and the others and leave.
boom!
Thunder flashed, and a strong man with long blond hair in the sky shouted "Loki" and rushed down with a tree fork-shaped thunder.
Tan Wenjie reached up with his right hand and split the lightning that hit his face into two halves.
The roaring thunder rushed into the surrounding streets, lighting up the extinguished and dilapidated buildings again.
A hammer hit Tan Wenjie's fist.
At the moment of collision, an unstoppable force knocked Tan Wenjie flying.
His body's defense and strength barely managed to withstand the collision, and he staggered and slid backward for a distance.
He dug his feet into the ground and forced himself to stop.
The wind came whistling again, bringing with it a hammer.
The fighting power of the furious Thor increased sharply, and the hammer that could only be used as a "hidden weapon" in the past now actually left an afterimage.
Throw the hammer, pull it back, then throw the hammer again, and repeat this process over and over again. The speed is so fast that it is hard to keep up.
Tan Wenjie crossed his arms in front of him to block. When he was hit by the hammer, his body leaned back slightly. When another hammer hit him, he leaned back again.
"Bang" another collision sounded, and Tan Wenjie exerted force to resist it with his body.
His mouth was closed all the time, but when Thor approached him, it suddenly opened and spit out a bolt of thunder.
All the lightning that struck Tan Wenjie from the previous heavy blows of Thor's hammer were caught by him.
No matter how many worlds he changes to, Thor always dislikes lightning resistance.
Crack, Thor flew backwards.
The hammer also fell to the ground because no one called it.
Tan Wenjie reached out to grab the hammer.
The hammer was made from the core of a planet and blessed by the curse of the god-king Odin. Only people with pure and kind character can wield it.
The hammer remained motionless.
"Sir, I think we can talk."
The Avengers of this world all appeared on the scene, and formed a circle to surround Tan Wenjie. They posed for a long time but failed to make it to the final battle. They couldn't waste so much time rehearsing the poses.
"Loki!"
Thor, with his chest covered in blood, rushed over again.
"Thor, wait a minute." Captain America quickly dissuaded him, "He just saved the Earth."
Thor, whose power has been fully developed due to his rage, doesn't care about those things at all. His beloved brother is seriously injured and dying. He has broken free from the restraint of the hammer and suddenly grew into the God of Thunder, not the God of Hammer.
The thick lightning pillar was like a centipede crawling on the ground, with lightning limbs moving out. It crawled and dug through the ground, rushed to Tan Wenjie quickly, and smashed him to the ground with its head raised.
The Avengers could hardly intervene and could only passively dodge to avoid being affected.
Tan Wenjie, who had long been used to seeing superheroes becoming stronger because of "love", was not surprised at all. He took it seriously and fought against Thor, whose strength suddenly increased.
The two men rose from the ground to high altitude. Tan Wenjie punched Thor on the head, accelerated as Thor flew backwards through the moving building, and punched him again after getting closer.
In the blink of an eye, both sides had left the sky above New York.
Even though Thor's vitality is strong enough, Tan Wenjie still has an absolute advantage in physical defense and strength.
The thunder became more and more violent because of the collision between the two, like a giant lightning octopus hanging above his head, swaying countless tentacles.
"Bah!" Thor, who was embedded in the ground, spat and his body floated up.
When Tan Wenjie approached with the Superman Punch again, he used his left arm to support himself and forcefully block it, followed by a "cracking" sound of bones breaking.
Thor, who was vomiting blood, smiled. He stretched out his right hand to the side, put his five fingers together, and grabbed a hammer.
Tan Wenjie: “…Fuck.”
boom!
The hammer swept upwards and hit Tan Wenjie's chin. Even a head of steel and arms could not withstand this heavy blow.
My head was buzzing, and when I came to my senses, I was lying on the ground.
A hammer was gently placed on his chest, completely suppressing Tan Wenjie. Even if he had the ability to move mountains and fill the sea, he could not move at all. At this moment, Tan Wenjie finally felt the feeling of the monkey being pressed under the mountain.
Thor wiped the blood off his face and stared at Tan Wenjie fiercely: "I will take you back to Asgard for Loki!"
"You'd better do it." Tan Wenjie raised his hand and grabbed Thor's hammer on his chest.
Thor was a little nervous when he grasped the hammer, but he was relieved when he found that he really couldn't shake it: "I have set a spell for Thor, Mjolnir will always hold you down."
At this moment, after truly becoming "God of Thunder", Thor felt as if he had possessed the power of his father, the God-King Odin, in an instant. Some things that were impossible to do before became easy at this moment.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
[Mjolnir (divine weapon/magic weapon/treasure): The hammer head is forged from a declining star, the handle is made from the world tree, thunder damage +10, mana recovery speed +20%, thunder consumption -50%; characteristic 1: hardness; characteristic 2: recall (no matter where you are, you can recall it with just a hand); passive 1: Thor's hammer (blessed by the spell of the god king Odin, only those who are qualified and recognized can lift it and gain the blessing of the hammer's power, and those who are not recognized cannot lift it); passive 2: Lightning Storm (can control thunder and storms)]
The next moment he chose to exit this world.
But what disappeared was not only Tan Wenjie, but also the Thor's hammer pressing on his chest.
Thor: “?”
"No, my Meow Hammer!"
……
Lotus Lantern World.
The backyard of Weiling Temple.
"boom!"
As the rocking chair collapsed, Tan Wenjie lay on the ground motionless.
On his chest was a short-handled square hammer.
"Master?"
The clerk and the judge heard the noise and rushed over. When they saw this scene, they immediately rushed over to pull the hammer, but found that the hammer was as motionless as a mountain.
Maybe it's more than just a mountain. After all, my master can carry mountains and chase the sun, so the weight of a mountain is no problem for him.
"I didn't expect this thing to really follow us." Tan Wenjie said to the two gods, "You, go and ask for the Three Holy Mothers immediately."
"what?"
"What? Hurry up and go!"
If there is anyone with a pure character in this world, it is only Yang Chan, who automatically recognized the Precious Lotus Lantern as her master.
"Yes!"
Guanjiangkou, Yang Mansion.
As usual, Yang Jian practiced martial arts every day, played chess with his sister, walked the dog, etc., and his life was relaxed and comfortable.
"Erlang Zhenjun!"
"The Third Holy Mother!"
Suddenly there was a shout outside the door.
Yang Jian immediately stopped the trident in his hand and turned to look outside the door.
"It's you." He saw the people coming and asked curiously, "Li and Sun, the two immortal officials, does Brother Jie have something to talk to us about?"
"Hey, this, this, our master wants to find the Three Holy Mothers."
Yang Jian: “?”
Not right.
"It's not that we don't want to say it, but this, this, this..."
"Is there something wrong with Brother Tan?" Yang Chan walked out quickly, "Let's talk while we walk."
"Okay." X2
Yang Jian subconsciously wanted to follow, but stopped again.
Just watching his sister rushing over in a hurry just because someone sent someone to deliver a message, Yang Jian always felt a little uncomfortable in his heart, as if a pig was eyeing his cabbages and his cabbages were being eaten.
Looking up at the moon, he suddenly felt drunk and wanted to drink.
They flew on clouds from Guanjiangkou to Weiling Temple, and on the way, Li and Sun finally revealed the truth.
"You mean Brother Tan was suddenly pressed down on his chest by a hammer and couldn't move, and that hammer was so heavy that no matter how hard you tried, you couldn't move it at all?" "Yes, yes, yes!" X2
It must be that the Three Holy Mothers had a high level of education, and were able to make a summary after listening to it once.
"Do we need to use the Precious Lotus Lantern?" Yang Chan was puzzled.
The Weiling Temple was right in front of her, so she could only suppress her doubts and fly in. As soon as she entered the backyard, she saw Tan Wenjie lying on the ground with a square-headed black iron hammer on his chest. It looked like a hammer used for forging iron and training soldiers, and there was nothing special about it.
"Sister Chan, you are finally here." Tan Wenjie breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Yang Chan.
"Brother Tan, how can I help you?" Yang Chan asked, "Do you need me to use the Precious Lotus Lantern?"
"No, no, no, no need." Tan Wenjie shook his head, "Come here and help me lift the hammer."
"How can I lift it?" Yang Chan asked in confusion.
For more than a year, she was busy helping Nezha build a temple and collect incense, and she only learned the simplest skills of flying in the clouds and some small spells.
Now, with the help of the Precious Lotus Lantern, Yang Chan possesses all-encompassing magical powers, but her magical powers are kind and do not actually have much combat power.
"Come here, help me get the hammer."
After Tan Wenjie urged her several times, Yang Chan had no choice but to move closer to Tan Wenjie, bend down and grab the hammer.
As soon as I grabbed the hammer, I found it was not as heavy as I expected, but I was able to lift it up easily.
"call!"
Tan Wenjie immediately got up and looked at Mjolnir in Yang Chan's hand with lingering fear.
His guess turned out to be correct, Yang Chan definitely met the magic power of Odin's spell.
"This hammer?" Yang Chan raised her hand subconsciously to hand it to Tan Wenjie, but Tan Wenjie shook his head and stepped back to keep some distance.
"No! You take it first."
"Oh." Yang Chan responded crisply.
She was wearing a plain long dress, standing there pretty, holding a square-headed, short-handled hammer in her hand, with the spirit of Lin Daiyu uprooting a weeping willow tree.
But she soon blushed because Tan Wenjie was circling around her, which made her feel a little uncomfortable.
The two immortal officials Li and Sun: "..."
Forget it, just pretend you don’t see it.
What's the saying that gods cannot have human desires with each other? These two have both fought their way to the South Heaven Gate, so the rules of heaven have to be flexible.
"Ahem, Sister Chan." Tan Wenjie asked, "Can you command this hammer?"
Yang Chan nodded: "Okay."
She has the Precious Lotus Lantern, one of the most powerful magic weapons in the world, so she can naturally distinguish the extraordinary nature of a magical weapon like Mjolnir.
He raised his hand and threw it lightly, the hammer flew out, then he opened his hand and grabbed it, and the hammer flew back into his hand.
She turned around, and the lightning turned into a gauze dress that wrapped Yang Chan's whole body.
Dark clouds in the sky quickly gathered as the hammer was swung.
Tan Wenjie looked up at the sky.
"Luckily Thor can't see this."
Not to mention Thor, the god of hammer, even Fat Thor who has become the god of thunder cannot control lightning as freely as Yang Chan.
In her hands, Thor's hammer is not just obedient, it can even be called flattering.
"Can I let it follow me?"
With magical weapons and powerful thunder magic, it would be a lie for Tan Wenjie to say that he was not tempted.
There is absolutely no weapon in the world that suits him better than this hammer.
Yang Chan nodded and handed the hammer to Tan Wenjie.
"Really?" Tan Wenjie reached out to take the hammer, but the hammer actually behaved itself and didn't cause any trouble.
What a king of gods Odin, he has no face at all in front of the fairy sister.
The lustful hammer must be strongly condemned with the eyes.
"Boom!"
Tan Wenjie was dragged to the ground by a hammer.
"You can actually understand my eyes?" He let go of the hammer.
Thor's hammer floated up and rubbed against Yang Chan.
"Good boy, you have to follow Brother Tan and help him subdue demons and monsters. Do you understand?"
Tan Wenjie wanted to say that this hammer could only understand English, but unexpectedly the hammer nodded obediently and then flew into his hands.
Holding Thor's hammer and feeling the blessing of the divine weapon, he just couldn't be happy.
"..."
"Today, thanks to Sister Chan for coming to help."
"Why is Brother Tan trapped by such a treasure?"
"This has something to do with my own abilities," Tan Wenjie said. "I can practice in my dreams, and I got this hammer from my dreams."
"No wonder my second brother said that you sleep a lot and rarely practice."
You are so good, Yang Jian, you actually poked my belly in front of the girl!
Don’t you just want to seduce your own sister? You two have been through life and death together.
I secretly made a note of Yang Jian in my heart.
Moon stars are rare.
Tan Wenjie put away Thor's hammer and said, "Sister Chan, I also got some other interesting things in my dream, which can be used to relieve boredom."
"Other interesting things?" Yang Chan was really interested.
After spending a long time with Tan Wenjie, I know that he never follows the rules and can always come up with something interesting.
Here, the two of them were sitting under the moonlight, taking out the board game that Tan Wenjie had prepared before, and going on a fantasy adventure. On the other side, the two immortal officials Li and Sun were timid and decided to be blind and deaf tonight.
On the other side, Yang Jian, who was drinking, was very puzzled.
What should I do when my sister doesn’t come home at night, and is called away by my good brother with just one word.
In other worlds, life was very fast, but after returning to the world of Precious Lotus Lantern, Tan Wenjie felt that he had slowed down. He leisurely talked about games with Yang Chan all night long.
She was quite interested in those fantasy stories, but what she really cared about was communicating with the people in front of her.
After being hit by the Aging Palm, although she looks mature on the outside, she actually still has the mentality of a little girl and is a little confused about feelings. Especially since she has become a fairy and must abide by the rules of heaven, she will not consider matters between men and women.
Tan Wenjie fully understands that different girls have different ways of picking up girls. In order to prevent "Diezhu" from coming out to harm the fairies again, he can only sacrifice himself.
"It seems very lively outside." Yang Chan asked curiously.
Tan Wenjie said, "It's a temple fair. Do you want to go out for a walk together?"
"Okay."
The two of them transformed themselves into a handsome scholar, while Tan Wenjie once again turned into a strong man like a black tower, just like the outfit they had when they were in Huashan.
Yang Chan, who had long known his bad taste, covered her mouth and chuckled, but she quickly realized that she had to delay and suppress her feminine habits.
When walking on the street, because Tan Wenjie is big and strong, people would avoid him when they see him.
Naturally, there are many people coming to burn incense at the temple fair. The story of Tan Wenjie subduing a tiger to save people and inducing thunder to destroy demons is slowly spreading, and many people come to pray for peace.
"This appearance is really not good." Seeing that he would scare people whenever he bought things, Tan Wenjie reluctantly changed his appearance again.
Seeing this, Yang Chan also changed her appearance and returned to being a girl. She herself couldn't tell what she was thinking, she just wanted to do this.
The two walked around for a while, then sat down to rest and eat something.
"Are you born on July 21?" An old man in plain clothes stopped someone and asked, "Are you?"
The man waved his hand in annoyance: "No."
The old man immediately approached the other man and asked, "Are you born on July 21?"
Sometimes they were driven away, and sometimes they were beaten and scolded.
Finally he came in front of the two of them.
"Were you born on July 21?"
Tan Wenjie shook his head: "No, but why are you looking for someone based on their birth date?"
Under normal circumstances, one would not easily tell others one’s birth date and time, as this would easily lead to curses and persecution.
The old man said, "It's not a secret. Thirty miles to the east there is a Black River. My family's ancestors have made a living by the river. Some time ago, my child cried at night for some reason. A few days ago, I met an old immortal who said that we can find a young man born on July 21st, who is a pig, and can cure this disease."
Yang Chan asked, "Why don't you go to the Weiling Temple to pray to the gods?"
Tan Wenjie, who was in a bit of a handicap nearby, nodded secretly, there was no need to brag about himself.
"That immortal master is here to subdue demons and monsters, I am here to cure illnesses." The old man hesitated and said, "Don't ask for anything from an immortal master without permission."
This world has not yet canonized gods. In the ancient world, all kinds of monsters and demons dare to come out to pretend to be gods and steal incense. The old man's hesitation is also reasonable.
"Why don't we help you take a look?" Tan Wenjie said, "We have also learned some magic from the immortals in Kunlun Mountain."
"Great!" The old man bowed gratefully, "Thank you two masters!"
With this matter on their mind, the two of them lost their appetite for eating.
After leaving the temple fair, I saw the old man walking around a house and then leading out a donkey.
"Xian Gu, the journey is long."
"Please sit down." Yang Chan shook her head and refused.
When she was on the run earlier, she walked across half of the primitive world on her own two feet, and she was too embarrassed to compete with mortals for a donkey seat.
"My God, this..." The old man turned and looked at Tan Wenjie.
"Just sit down if you're told to." Tan Wenjie didn't think it was a big deal. "Sister Chan, I'll help you lead the donkey."
The help from the gods is not free, and it is only right that the old man should let others ride on his donkey in exchange for walking by himself.
On the way, Tan Wenjie chatted with the old man and learned that his surname was Feng.
Because Tan Wenjie and Yang Chan were so approachable, Old Man Feng believed that they were just lucky and had learned some magic from the immortals in the mountains, so he naturally felt a lot more relaxed when chatting with them.
"The two immortals have the secret to keep their youth. I wonder how long you have been married?"
Yang Chan: "I..."
She was eager to explain.
Tan Wenjie: "Not long, just over a year."
He gave Yang Chan a look. Now that his identity was disguised and difficult to be exposed, it was definitely not that he wanted to take advantage of her.
Yang Chan's cheeks turned slightly red, she lowered her head and said nothing more.
With the help of a little magic power secretly sent by Tan Wenjie, Old Man Feng felt that he was walking very fast along the way. He thought that he was in a hurry to go home to save people, so he didn't find it strange.
We arrived at the village on the Black Water River and followed Old Man Feng into his house. When we opened the door, we saw a fat, bloated man with a livid face lying on the bed.
After exchanging a glance with Yang Chan, Tan Wenjie asked, "Has he ever fallen into the water?"
"Yes." Old Man Feng nodded.
The crux of the problem seems to have been found.
Tan Wenjie and Yang Chan went out to the bank of the Black Water River and looked at the river. There was no evil or demonic energy gathering.
But there was a big black fish in the river, about the same length as an adult male, like a small boat lurking at the bottom of the water, with tiger teeth in its mouth.
He reached out to grab the fish, and the water automatically parted when it met his palm. Seeing this, the black fish swung its tail and turned around and ran away.
"You really have a problem."
After eliminating the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how absurd, is the truth.
The only creature with magical powers in the Blackwater River is this big black fish, so the problem must lie with it.
"Boom——"
Thunder gathered in the sky, interrupting Tan Wenjie's attempt to catch the fish. He looked up at the sky and saw a golden-armored general in the clouds, beating a beast-hide thunder drum.
"The Blackwater River monster is causing cholera among the people, and should be killed with thunder from the sky!"
Lightning shot out from the clouds and instantly penetrated into the water, and the big black fish floated up with its belly up.
The golden-armored god poked his head out of the clouds and looked at Tan Wenjie and Yang Chan with his divine eyes: "It's good that you two little monks have the heart to defeat the demons, but this place is not suitable for you to interfere. Leave quickly."
Yang Chan on the side didn't say anything, but when she turned to look at Tan Wenjie, there was an unconcealable strange expression in her eyes.
"Do you know who I am?" Tan Wenjie looked up and asked the golden-armored general.
Golden Armor God General: “…”
"It seems you don't know me." Tan Wenjie grabbed Thor's hammer with his hand.
Seeing him show his weapon, the golden-armored god in the sky was angry: "How dare you!"
He screamed "Wow!", lightning and fire flickered in his eyes, and dark clouds filled the sky, eventually turning into a black lightning that struck towards Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie threw the hammer in his hand lightly into the sky. The hammer smashed the black thunder head-on, flew into the clouds, and hit the golden-armored general on the head.
Then the golden-armored god tilted his head and fell off.
"It's bad, it's bad!" As soon as Old Man Feng came out, he saw Tan Wenjie throwing a hammer at the cloud. "It's bad, the god in the sky will be beaten to death!"
"Old Feng, that's not some divine general." Tan Wenjie said, "He's just a little monk who knows some magic."
He had given up those tricks of playing at mystery a long time ago.
Looking at the corpse floating in the water, the water surface has been dyed red with blood.
It seems that the old immortal and the people who are destined to be born in the Year of the Pig mentioned by him had set up a trap long ago in order to deceive people.
As for what the scam was, Tan Wenjie was not interested in knowing.
The spells and desires of small mortal monks are completely different from those of immortals.
The big black fish, which had been pretending to be dead, suddenly turned over and looked at the floating corpse eagerly.
Even though the other party has not truly become an immortal and is still a mortal, the spiritual energy in the immortal cultivator's body is very sufficient and is more useful than some panaceas.
Perhaps because it would be easy to be eliminated if it practiced eating humans, the big black fish did not dare to eat the corpse directly. Instead, it looked at Tan Wenjie again and again, trying to get his nod of agreement.
Finally, after Tan Wenjie did not express his agreement or disagreement, the big black fish could no longer hold back and opened its mouth to swallow the corpse.
Thor's hammer floating in the sky fell back and hit Black Fish on the head.
Tan Wenjie: "Eating people? There's no hope."
He is a fishing enforcement officer.
A bolt of lightning struck from the sky, and the big black fish disappeared without a trace, and its corpse also disappeared without a trace.
As soon as the golden-armored general was killed, the man in the room returned to normal at a speed visible to the naked eye.
After declining the thank-you gift from Old Man Feng, Tan Wenjie and Yang Chan left, and by the way, Yang Chan took the Thor's hammer.
Scolding someone for the sake of beauty.
When we returned to Weiling Temple, it was completely dark and the temple fair was over.
When he entered the door, he saw a familiar figure. It seemed to be the lady he rescued last time, and she had become a devout believer of Tan Wenjie.
Tan Wenjie just glanced at the other person and returned to the backyard.
The experience during the day made Yang Chan feel bad, and the two began to chat under the moon again.
Drain the estuary.
Yang Jian: The second day after my third sister did not return home overnight.
Although his third sister has become a fairy, is worshipped by incense and has the Precious Lotus Lantern to protect her, there is nothing wrong for a brother to worry about his sister.
Especially the person who took his sister away was called Tan Wenjie.
"Woof woof." Roaring Sky Dog ran over.
Yang Jian: "Alas, Roaring Sky Dog, I'm glad I have you."
Even though I lost my sister, at least I still have a dog.
But at this moment a voice came: "What and you?"
"Princess Cunxin?" Yang Jian looked at the person who came in surprise.
The Third Princess of the West Sea, Cunxin, asked, "Where is Yang Chan? I'm here to find her."
"My third sister went to Weiling Temple."
Yang Jian was still a little puzzled as to why he didn't know that his sister had a good relationship with the Third Princess of the West Sea. If it was the Fourth Princess of the East Sea, maybe he would have believed it.
"The Wei Ling Temple?" Cun Xin was surprised. "Could it be that they are looking for the Heavenly Patrol Wei Ling Tian Zun?"
"Correct."
……
Weiling Temple.
After seeing Yang Chan off, Tan Wenjie practiced hammering for a while.
With the Five Thunders Celestial Master Order in one hand and Thor's Hammer in the other, not only the damage of thunder magic is increased but also the consumption is reduced to a minimum.
"Master, the great god Nezha and the fourth princess of the East Sea are here."
"what?"
Tan Wenjie was puzzled.
He usually prefers to live in Qianren Fairy Peak of Kunlun Mountain, and how did the two of them get together.
Just as I was wondering, I saw Nezha rushing in.
"Brother Jie, I heard that you were pinned down by a hammer while you were practicing in your dream and couldn't move?"
Tan Wenjie glanced around, trying to see who leaked the news. This Heavenly Master has no face!
"Hey, Nezha, you heard me wrong. I have a great reputation and the divine weapon has come to recognize me as its master."
Tan Wenjie raised Mjolnir and lowered his voice: "Give me a favor and do a backflip."
Thor's Hammer: "..."
"I'll take you to play with Sister Chan in a couple of days."
Thor's hammer circled around Tan Wenjie neatly and even took the initiative to perform the hammer technique that Tan Wenjie had just practiced.
Wind and thunder are rolling, and heaven and earth are changing dramatically.
"What a magical weapon!" Nezha clapped his hands and exclaimed, "Congratulations to Brother Jie for obtaining this magical weapon."
"It's all due to personal charm. It insisted on coming closer to me, and there was nothing I could do." Tan Wenjie waved his hands helplessly.
Thor's Hammer: "..."
Nezha asked, "What is it called?"
"Mjolnir."
"Mother...what?"
"Meow Hammer."
"Oh!"
This time Nezha understood.
"Why is the Fourth Princess here?" Tan Wenjie looked at Ao Tingxin.
Princess Tingxin said, "We heard from Sister Cunxin that you were pinned down by a hammer and couldn't move. I happened to meet Nezha on the way, so we came here together."
"Where's Princess Cunxin?"
"She went to Guanjiangkou to ask Erlang Shen for help."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
The case has been solved. She actually used herself as a cover to pick up men. I must go back and rip off the West Sea Dragon Palace, otherwise he would lose face in vain.
(End of this chapter)