Chapter 558 Jade-faced Flying Dragon Supreme Treasure?
Chapter 558 Jade-faced Flying Dragon Supreme Treasure?
Are you here again?
Could it be that the Tianting parking lot is free for 30 minutes, so the card bug needs to be refreshed every once in a while?
The guards of Nantianmen looked at Tan Wenjie who had returned and strongly suspected that he was very idle.
"Oh, I ran into the Seventh Princess and the Weaver Girl on my way out, and then we came back together."
South Gate Guard: "..."
"I remember now. I just happened to have something else to do." He turned and left.
Because Tan Wenjie came out and went in so quickly and violently that they didn't even have time to notice, they didn't even notice the Seventh Princess and the Weaver Girl walking into the South Gate of Heaven.
He would not go to the Heaven to report. It would be better to sell it to the Weaver Girl and the Seventh Princess than to the Queen Mother. There is a saying that goes, "It is not painful to sell the father's land to the son." The reward given by the Queen Mother was definitely not as good as the things stolen by the Seventh Princess and the Weaver Girl.
After making an appointment to meet again at the next gathering, Tan Wenjie naturally went back to where he came from.
As soon as he entered the mortal world, a divine wind suddenly hit him.
Hovering in the air.
"Gods List?"
The Investiture of the Gods has completed its mission, but there should be only one person who can summon him through the Investiture of the Gods at this time.
Tan Wenjie turned around and flew towards the lower world.
By the lake, an old man was holding a fishing rod and fishing with a straight hook.
The breeze created ripples on the lake. The old man looked up at the figure floating down onto the lake, with envy flashing in his eyes.
Tan Wenjie clasped his fists and greeted, "Uncle Jiang."
After completing the great task of conferring the gods, Jiang Ziya, despite his merits, was not a god and enjoyed wealth and honor in the human world.
Without the nod from the Great Celestial Venerable, Jiang Ziya would have no chance to become an immortal and it would be impossible for him to become an immortal in this world.
"Ajie, after not seeing you for so many years, you are still the same as before." Jiang Ziya sighed. When he opened his mouth to speak, the teeth in his mouth were scattered and it seemed that there were only a few left.
"Yes, Master-uncle is much older than before." Tan Wenjie conjured up a bamboo stool and sat next to Jiang Ziya.
He pulled out the jade hairpin on his head, and it turned into a fishing rod with a flick of his hand.
The straight hook penetrated the water surface, making a few splashes.
Jiang Ziya replied: "People are born, grow old, get sick and die."
The deadline was approaching, but at the last moment Jiang Ziya thought of Tan Wenjie.
The two of them looked at the lake quietly.
Suddenly the fishing rod sank and Jiang Ziya pulled it up.
Fishing with a straight hook, the fish is caught.
A carp weighing more than a pound was pulled up, wagging its tail.
"Uncle Master, I admire you." Tan Wenjie said sincerely.
He can fish with a straight hook without bait, but he can't do it without magic.
"I have something I would like to ask for your help." Jiang Ziya said.
"Uncle Master, please speak."
"Master has allowed me to enter reincarnation after death and enter the immortal gate in the next life."
Tan Wenjie nodded slightly, without saying anything, but chose to continue listening.
"I heard that my nephew's merits can protect his body and bless him to enter the reincarnation cycle."
"So this is what Master Uncle was talking about."
He shook his head gently, and the golden wheel of merit floated behind his head, emitting golden light.
He stretched out his hand and grabbed a ball of merit, the amount was as much as 10.
When he clenched his fist, a soft golden light of merit overflowed from between his fingers, shining into his eyes, making people feel calm.
Tan Wenjie blew gently, and the golden light of merit penetrated into Jiang Ziya's body.
With the blessing of merit, one can have a happy life and a smooth path to immortality.
"Thank you, nephew." Jiang Ziya smiled. "The divine whip, the Investiture of the Gods, and the Four-Beast have all left me. Now I only have this fishing rod. I hope nephew will not despise it."
"Uncle Master, what are you talking about?"
Tan Wenjie couldn't control his hypocrisy. As expected, after spending a long time with the gods, he also liked to disguise himself. He helped by targeting the Whip-beating God and the Sibu Xiang.
Especially the Sibu Xiang, he could borrow it for breeding. With the talent of a "beast tamer", he was confident that he could train a mixed-blood team of Sibu Xiang, such as pairing it with Bi'an, Zhenning, Suanni, etc.
There is no reproductive isolation among mythical beasts.
Take the fishing rod.
[Jiang Taigong's Fishing Rod (Treasure/Magic Tool): Can search for fishing spots, with a certain chance of catching rare treasures. Put in bait to increase the chance of getting treasures.]
[Currently detected fishing spots: None]
Tan Wenjie held the fishing rod and looked around, but did not find any fishing spots.
Fortunately, he was very interested in fishing and he would slowly look for a fishing spot later.
……
At Qianren Immortal Peak, Tan Wenjie stood with his hands behind his back, watching the little demons below who were transforming into human forms and practicing swordplay in Taoist robes.
If not for the tail and the animal head behind them, passers-by would definitely mistake them for monks practicing in the mountains.
"What are you doing?"
Tan Wenjie suddenly saw the little zombie holding a pen and writing and drawing.
Little zombie: “Chichi.”
"You said our cave house doesn't have a domineering name? You are the boss and I am the boss? Such a big thing should be decided by me." Tan Wenjie took a look at what the little zombie wrote, his eyelids twitching wildly, "Slanting Moon Three Stars Cave? That won't work! We can't steal other people's trademarks. What if others think that the Three Stars Cave in Kunlun Mountain is a branch?"
The little zombie scratched his head.
A beam of light flew over.
Tan Wenjie looked up and saw a ball of light floating in front of him. It turned out to be a disposable magic weapon that could transmit sound over a thousand miles.
"The Weaver Girl asked me to thank you. My mother promised to let the Weaver Girl meet the Cowherd and the two children once a year."
From the voice, it's the Seventh Princess.
The ball of light dissipated.
"Just verbal thanks?"
Whenever someone gave him a few hundred pieces of cloth, he would consider it as a sign of gratitude.
This is too much favoritism. One day in heaven is one year on earth. This means that the Weaver Girl can see her husband every day after get off work, but the Cowherd can only see him once a year.
"After his death, Niulang will return to heaven." Tan Wenjie looked up at the sky and observed the stars.
In this way, the two of them work during the day and meet at night.
The punishment is almost non-existent.
At this stage, Grandma Xiaoqing's version of the Queen Mother has not had time to change.
It’s all about power.
When the Jade Emperor is tired and gives up power, she will become the Queen Mother in "The Lotus Lantern".
"coming."
Tan Wenjie was suddenly shocked. After 30 years of waiting in the human world, his [secret realm] finally arrived.
[The secret realm of "A Chinese Odyssey" has been discovered]
[Consume 30 vitality, current vitality: 91/91]
[Please select the secret realm mode: role-playing/free exploration (currently unavailable)]
He returned to the cave, told others that he was going to take a nap, then sat on the recliner, closed his eyes and opened the secret realm.
Start the Golden Wheel of Merit and begin rolling the characters.
Consume 100 merits and refresh your identity.
[Identity: A businessman passing by Wuxing Mountain]
That doesn't sound very friendly to the soles of your feet.
The Golden Wheel of Merit has an ability called “Merit Reincarnation” (merit protects rebirth; when entering a new secret realm, you can obtain a more fortunate identity by consuming a large amount of merit).
Add to 1000 merits and roll again.
[Identity: The Three Saints of Kunlun]
It's obvious that he's a passerby character, and the type whose name is the only thing people read in the plot.
Increase it to 10000 merits and continue rolling.
[Identity: Heavenly Master B who subdues demons and monsters]
Tan Wenjie: “…”
They are even more ordinary than the Three Saints of Kunlun.
Moreover, there are so many monsters and demons along the way, so it is necessary to change one's identity to hide it.
Invest another 10000 merits.
[Identity: Heavenly Soldier C who came down to earth to capture Fairy Zixia]
"Depend on!"
Tan Wenjie took a look at his merit reserves. He could still roll the dice dozens of times, but he had to refine pills and weapons, occasionally add some temporary buffs to his pilgrims, and help people reincarnate. The merit consumption was actually very high.
Especially since he had just invested a lot of merit in Jiang Ziya not long ago, he was somewhat spending more than he earned.
He once again increased the merit to 10.
[Identity: A fledgling young warrior]
"Can this cost me 10?"
Tan Wenjie closed his eyes. The more he spent, the stronger his luck would be. Perhaps it would be a good thing not to get involved in any power disputes.
It’s better to enter the secret realm directly.
[Seeking the Tao: Seeking the Tao in this world, breaking through delusion and seeing the truth, and finally achieving the Tao; Reward for successful mission: 3 million experience points, 50 magic coins, penalty for failure: none]
[You have lived in the mountains since you were a child, following a retired Taoist priest to practice, chasing monkeys and cranes every day. Your physical strength +2]
[When you were young, you accidentally fell off a cliff, but were rescued by a white crane. Your luck +2 (only in this world)]
[When you were eight years old, a group of bandits came to the mountain village where you lived. The Taoist priest took out a rusty sword and killed the bandits. You later found that the Taoist priest had a bruised face and nose. You could not remember what happened that day. You only remembered that there was thunder but no rain.]
[When you were twelve years old, you accidentally picked up a red fruit on the mountain, and your health limit increased by 20]
[You wish to learn martial arts, and you learn the "digging skill" taught by an old Taoist priest. It only takes you one spring to fully master the skill.]
【…】
[After the Taoist priest passed away, you decided to go down the mountain to explore the world. You picked up the Taoist priest's rusty sword, but as soon as you got down the mountain, you suddenly realized that you could do nothing but farming.]
Digging skill level 1: The survival rate of plants planted by yourself +1%, maturity speed +1%, large fruit rate +1%.
Tan Wenjie was surprised when he saw this ground-digging skill.
It is of little use to ordinary people. After all, you have to work with your own hands to get these benefits. Even if you break your waist from exhaustion, it is only 1% of the benefit.
But if it is applied to the spiritual roots of heaven and earth such as ginseng fruit tree, fairy apricot and peach, which take thousands or even tens of thousands of years to grow, 1% is only a hundred years.
Then he looked at the rusty sword in his hand.
[Rusty Sword (magic weapon): Thunder Damage +1; Skill: Attracting Lightning (can attract lightning to attack), Mana Cost: 5] Tan Wenjie looked at the rusty sword in surprise. He didn't expect that the Taoist priest actually had some skills. The reason he didn't teach him martial arts was probably because he really didn't know martial arts and was practicing magic.
He put the sword on his back, packed his luggage and walked down the mountain.
Dusk, red sun.
Dead tree and crows.
The heat wave hit his face, and Tan Wenjie subconsciously squinted his eyes and looked into the distance.
He didn't quite understand the mission. He hated stream of consciousness the most. "Break through delusion and see the truth, seek the way in the mortal world" was too broad. With his supernatural abilities, it shouldn't be difficult for him to use his connections.
Don't think so much anymore.
First pose, take a selfie when the lighting is good and the environment and scenery are also good, so it is easy to take a good selfie.
"Attention, ladies of the martial arts world, I'm leaving the house!"
If you travel the world without picking up female heroes, it would be a wasted trip.
not far away.
A pair of eyes appeared under the sand pile. While Tan Wenjie didn't see him, he got up and quickly slipped back.
After going through the dog path, he crawled all the way to a deserted and dilapidated building complex.
This may have been a post station, but now it is overgrown with weeds and looks abandoned for a long time.
And in this desolate place, there is a group of people who look like beggars gathered together.
The bearded man sitting on the three-legged stool looked at the figure running back and said, "Hey, dumb, what's wrong? Why don't you speak?"
"Boss, he is mute." The fat black man on the side said in a low voice.
The mute was timid, raised his hands like a pair of scissors, and jumped up and down.
"Second in command, what is he gesturing?" asked the gang leader.
"Reporting to the leader, the mute said he met a fat sheep."
"Fat sheep?" The gang leader slapped the chair with his right hand.
With a loud crash, the chair legs were broken.
"Ouch!" The gang leader fell to the ground.
The second in command clasped his fists and said, "Congratulations, Master, for mastering the art of hitting the target from a distance. Next time we go out to fight, you will definitely be able to handle it all by yourself."
"Shit, I think you're just trying to find an excuse to run away. What are you still looking at? Help me up."
Several people hurriedly helped the gang leader up.
"Boss, Boss..." The Mediterranean man next to him bit his lip and looked down.
"Pah." The gang leader slapped the other man, "Blind man, move your eyes away. I can't stand your despicable behavior."
"Boss, there's a chair leg stuck in your butt, don't you feel it?"
Gang leader: "What?!!"
The second in command once again flattered him in time: "Congratulations to the gang leader for mastering the Iron Chrysanthemum Magic Skill!"
"Fuck, help me pull it out!"
After a while of chaos, the gang leader covered his buttocks and asked: "What did you do with the two fingers just now?"
"Boss, I'm blind. You should ask the mute."
"Damn, no wonder you're blind, he's dumb, if I ask him, will he have the mouth to tell me?"
"Boss, do you want to eat the fat sheep?"
"There's only one person on the other side, and we have a group of people, so of course we have to beat him up!" He held his butt and took two steps forward, "Come with me."
"Yes!"*N
With a helper holding an axe leading the way, the group rushed forward in a mighty manner. They happened to see a newbie in Jianghu holding a rusty sword raise his hand and stab upwards with a weak and powerless posture that was full of flaws and had no rules.
The rusty sword exploded with lightning.
Snapped!
A flash of lightning appeared, and a large number of crows in the sky formed an electric grid, and fell to the ground with a crackling sound.
The lightning shone on everyone's faces, leaving some blue and some white.
"Hiss——"
The gang leader picked up the axe and said, "Second boss, I think that pretty boy has an ordinary appearance and weak arms and legs. Go up and kill him with the axe."
No one answered.
He turned his head and looked back, but there was no one there.
"Damn! I knew these bastards were unreliable!"
The gang leader turned his head again, but was startled by the pretty boy who suddenly appeared in front of him. He jumped back and accidentally pulled the wound on his butt, causing him to grimace in pain.
"What's this Ah Xing's name?" Tan Wenjie took the initiative to greet him.
Just now he just took out the rusty sword and swung it casually, but because he had +50 thunder damage, as well as the bonus of being a thunder general, the rusty sword that consumed 5 mana to use, exploded with power that seemed to be able to pierce the sky.
Just as he was preparing to keep a low profile and complete his path of cultivation to break through delusion and see the truth, he saw a handsome guy with a beard and an S-shaped curve standing posture that was very unique.
He would recognize this face even if it turned into ashes.
"Listen carefully, I'm just an ordinary handsome guy who happened to pass by here accidentally. My uncles and I were playing cards and we were short one." He lowered his voice and said, "Don't be afraid to tell you secretly, there is a handsome and powerful Axe Gang leader Zhizunbao nearby, who is very good at martial arts and particularly likes pretty boys like you. I can tell from the way you dress that you are a newcomer to the underworld. If he spots you, you will be in danger. I advise you to run away as soon as possible."
Tan Wenjie was surprised and suspicious: "Hiss, could it be that the abominable Zhizunbao injured your butt? I happen to have some skills, don't worry, I will definitely help you get revenge."
"No need, we just met, there's no need for you to be so enthusiastic."
"Sincerity for sincerity, you were the one who advised me first, I will definitely help you get revenge."
"Damn it! I hate you kind-hearted people the most!"
A figure was running towards us from a distance.
"Boss..."
"Blind man, I knew you were the most reliable at the critical moment!"
"Boss!!"*N
A group of ferocious-looking men with axes in their hands ran over from behind, raising a cloud of dust.
He turned to look at Tan Wenjie, grinning smugly, "Boy, you're unlucky today. To tell you the truth, the person standing in front of you is the legendary leader of the Axe Gang, Jade-faced Flying Dragon Supreme Treasure!"
Tan Wenjie: "So, you stabbed your own ass?"
Zhizunbao covered his butt and said arrogantly: "This is not the point! Now you are finished, hundreds of my brothers will rush over and drown you with a mouthful of spit from each of them."
The blind man ran over and passed them by.
Then more and more Axe Gang members overtook them and fled further away.
"Fuck!" Zhizunbao jumped, "I'm here, what are you doing?"
The blind man missed his step and fell to the ground. He got up, turned around and shouted, "Boss, the Three Saints of Kunlun are here to fight us. We must enforce justice on behalf of heaven."
"what!"
Zhizunbao turned his head and saw three low-flying masters rushing towards him.
These gangsters have no rules at all. They just say that everyone knows martial arts, so at least they can pretend to fly by stepping on their left foot with their right foot. It's outrageous that you imitate Superman flying close to the ground.
Moreover, the Three Saints of Kunlun are actually three people. Shouldn’t they be just one person?
"Evil thief, suffer death!"
"Oh no, it's the Seven-Injury-Fist!"
With a bang, Zhizunbao vomited blood and flew backwards.
"I, I...uh" Zhizunbao fell to the ground motionless.
"Boss! Wuuuu, we will practice hard in the future, and come back to avenge you after we learn peerless magic skills!" The voice was getting farther and farther away.
Zhizunbao, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead: "..."
These bastards are just unreliable.
Tan Wenjie held the sword and looked at the three masters who rushed towards him.
One of them asked, "Who are you, boy?"
Tan Wenjie drew out his rusty sword and swung it in a flower pattern: "People call him the triple Andy Lau, Tan Wenjie."
"Who is Andy Lau?"
"I don't know, but seeing how he's posing, he must be showing off. I can't help but want to beat him up."
"Yes, seeing his face reminds me of when I first entered the martial arts world twenty years ago."
"Please look in the mirror. Would you be as handsome as him when you were young?"
"My childhood sweetheart and future wife, Junior Sister, was stolen away by such a showy and handsome bastard!"
"My condolences!"
"Everyone, come together and teach this bastard a lesson, and then go and seize the title of Wulin leader."
"Go ahead."
The Three Saints of Kunlun tried to besiege Tan Wenjie. The moment the middle-aged man in the lead raised his foot to jump, he was pressed down uncontrollably and slowly fell to the ground.
It turned out that Tan Wenjie raised his hand and placed it on his shoulder, lightly carrying him to the ground.
"You are so old, so don't go out and fight anymore. It's bad for your cardiovascular system."
"Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"
He suddenly raised his hand.
Pop, pop, pop.
With one slap, the three Kunlun Saints flew backwards and fell to the ground.
From being beaten to falling to the ground, his movements were uniform and there was no splashing of sand when he fell into the sand pit. He was willing to give it a high score of 9.9.
"Fuck!" Zhizunbao, who was about to escape in the chaos, was dumbfounded, "This is even possible?!"
Tan Wenjie turned and looked at Zhizunbao.
Zhizunbao: "I suddenly remembered that I haven't collected the clothes at home yet. I'll leave first and we'll talk later."
If you don't leave now, wait until later.
"Leader of the martial arts world?" Tan Wenjie squatted on the ground and poked the Three Saints of Kunlun with his hand.
"Yes, the Tianlong Gang is very arrogant and is grabbing territories everywhere. The court sent the Six Gates to gather masters from various sects, select a leader for the martial arts world, unify the martial arts forces, and fight against the Tianlong Gang together."
“Although what you said sounded like a plot outline, thank you very much.” Tan Wenjie raised his hand and punched him in the eye socket.
"Hiss, that feels so good, can you give me another punch?"
"Ah, I want a punch too, hiss—power!"
"And me, and me! I have severe external hemorrhoids recently and often have blood in my stools. Can you please give me a kick?"
"Damn, you don't have any external hemorrhoids, young man, don't just move your feet to reward him."
Zhizunbao, who had just escaped far away, turned around and looked at the strange scene in the distance with his eyes wide open.
The underworld is indeed dangerous. He might as well run his own homestay business in the shabby inn on the mountain. He could kidnap a few unlucky thieves and use threats and bribes to kidnap and rob them, and earn some money for his retirement. The fighting and killing in the underworld is really not suitable for him.
"If I'm not mistaken, he should be using the long-lost Return Me Pretty Fist."
"Second in command? You pig-head, you actually dare to come back!" Hearing the familiar voice, Zhizunbao turned around, "Damn, how come there are two second in command? Don't think I can't recognize you just because you called your brothers over!"
"Oh no, the gang leader has become cross-eyed."
"It must be the Seven Wound Fist of the Three Saints of Kunlun."
"Hurry up and take the leader and run away."
(End of this chapter)