Chapter 559: Looking forward to the cliff
Chapter 559: Looking forward to the cliff
“Such a familiar earthen building.”
Tan Wenjie looked at the earthen building that seemed to be the photo of Fairy Zixia and the Sunset Warrior, and took out his camera to take a photo.
I have made a plan in my mind that when I pick up a girl in this world, I will bring her here to check in.
Suddenly his nose twitched slightly, and he turned his head to look into the distance.
He saw a woman in black riding a donkey approaching him.
The demonic aura is very strong and his cultivation is not bad.
However, the opponent could not see through Tan Wenjie's cultivation. The difference in strength between the two sides was one aspect, and he was also very good at hiding.
The spider spirit Chun Sanshi Niang.
When Tan Wenjie looked at her, the woman also looked at him.
He has a handsome appearance, fair skin and tender flesh, and has a unique fragrance on his body.
Animals trust smell more than humans do.
Ordinary people can endure body odor for "love", but animals only look for the fragrant opposite sex that suits them based on pheromones.
"Young lady, are you also going to participate in the martial arts conference?"
If you want to break through delusion and see the truth, you must go to the coolest stage, gain the greatest fame, and create the biggest gimmick.
"Martial Arts Conference, you mean the one officially held by Jiuzhou Prefecture?" She shook her head, "I'm not going."
"You're lucky. I never show mercy when I attack you."
Chun Sanshi Niang was stunned for a moment, then burst into giggles.
"What do you think this is?"
She suddenly grabbed the clothes on her shoulders and pulled them down.
Tan Wenjie quickly covered his eyes: "Wait a minute! What a vicious woman!"
Chun Sanshi Niang: “?”
She just wanted the other person to see the tattoo on her shoulder.
"Put on your clothes!" Tan Wenjie said anxiously, "Even if you take off your clothes, I can't be responsible for you just because I saw your body. You are the first woman I have seen since I came down the mountain. I am not sure if other women are prettier than you. If I hang myself on you, I will lose a lot."
"Hahaha." Chun Sanshi Niang couldn't help laughing out loud.
It was the first time she met such a pure man.
He is lustful, simple, cute, and handsome.
Well, the latter one is very important.
Chun Sanshi Niang asked, "You have never heard of the name of Chun Sanshi Niang when you were in the mountains?"
Tan Wenjie asked back, "Have you ever heard of the name of Sanchong Andy Lau Tan Wenjie?"
"..."X2
Staring at each other, silence is the answer.
Ignorant! X2
"Remember this, where peach blossoms pass, no grass will grow, and if money falls to the ground, your life will be lost." She pulled up her clothes and threw out a pile of copper coins. "Next time you meet me, Chun Sanshi Niang, if you want to save your life, don't let the money fall to the ground."
The copper coin fell steadily into Tan Wenjie's hands.
next time?
It turns out that female fairies are so easy to pick up, all you need is good looks.
It seems that Elder Tang was picked up by the female fairy just because of his face.
Tan Wenjie asked, "Does this mean you are very powerful?"
Chun Sanshi Niang asked with interest: "What do you want to do?"
"Come with me to the martial arts conference, seize the position of leader of the martial arts world, and become famous."
"..."
Chun Sanshi Niang shook her head. She just accidentally made a name for herself in the world while searching for the reincarnation of Tang Monk. The world of mortals was too different from the world she lived in.
The only thing that really matters to her is the reincarnation of Tang Monk, and eating Tang Monk can make her immortal.
The rest...is not important.
"Don't die on the road. People in Jianghu are not as simple as you are in the mountains."
As a veteran in the industry, it makes sense for him to give some pointers to the newcomers.
It is a common problem for everyone to like to teach others, especially when facing newbies, the instinct of pointing fingers will be passively activated. If the other party can nod and show a sincere expression of being taught, then the old hands will feel unprecedented satisfaction.
"Although the nine major sects are famous and upright, they are full of filth... For example, the divine monks in Shaolin Temple..."
"Hiss, is this true? What else?"
"It is said that the head of Kunlun Sect, Shangguan, owed a gambling debt. He has to bring his own drinks when he goes to a restaurant for dinner. Sometimes he also brings chickens, ducks and vegetables and asks the restaurant to help process them. Moreover, when he was recruiting disciples recently, he recruited some special talents."
"special?"
"chef."
"I heard that heroes spend a lot of money, but I didn't expect they live in such a difficult situation."
"I lost all my money in gambling. It's hard to get it back once you've spent all your money."
"..."
"The division of forces and territories in the martial arts world is unclear now. The big ones are gorged and the small ones are starved. That's why we want to gather everyone together and sort out the relationship between their territories."
Chun Sanshi Niang originally just wanted to give a few words of advice, but she accidentally started talking nonstop, and by the time she realized what was happening, it was already dark.
A god and a monster tacitly understood each other and disguised themselves as ordinary martial artists. Then they tacitly went to a nearby restaurant to get a room.
Chun Sanshi Niang thought to herself, "This guy must have been mesmerized by my beauty and thought I was a woman, so he fell in love with me at first sight. Then all kinds of martial arts secrets, rare treasures, and other treasures would come to me like they had legs."
After being in the outside world for a long time, she knows exactly what the low-level people are thinking.
She looked up and was about to smile.
"Good night." Tan Wenjie nodded at her and pushed the door into his room.
Chun Sanshi Niang: “…”
Late at night, Chun Sanshi Niang heard the sound of someone putting on clothes tiptoeing next door.
The other party also said to himself: "It's not that you are not pretty enough, Chun Sanshi Niang, but I just came down the mountain. If there is no woman prettier than you, I definitely don't mind hanging on you once."
Pushing open the window, Chun Sanshi Niang couldn't help but curl her lips as she watched the figure riding away on horseback.
An interesting young man, she is anxious to find Tang Monk. Five hundred years ago, due to some reasons unknown to the outside world, the journey to the West was forced to disband, Tang Monk died and no one knows who ate his flesh.
It is said that five hundred years later, Tang Monk and his disciples will reunite and embark on their journey to the West again.
After eating Tang Monk's flesh, she will come back to find some interesting guys.
……
early morning.
The fog was thick and visibility was less than four meters.
Tan Wenjie was on horseback, and apart from the unexpected encounter with Chun Sanshi Niang, he didn't see any other monsters along the way.
Whether it is gods or monsters, they tend to stay away from the human world. There are countless trivialities and intrigues in the mundane world.
The most important thing in cultivation is to calm your mind. Staying with humans all day long can easily lead to mental exhaustion, which is not conducive to cultivation.
The sound of horse hooves echoed in the empty valley.
"Who is that person in front?"
A group of masked bald men emerged from the thick fog, including two men who were hiding their faces and looked like they didn't look like ordinary people.
"Shaolin Temple?"
Tan Wenjie's eyes were on the flags carried by this large group of people.
The most arrogant people in the world of martial arts must be monks.
"who are you?"
"Tan Wenjie." He had long since given up using a pseudonym.
Every time he used a pseudonym, he would be exposed for no apparent reason. It would be better for him to be more decisive.
"Tan Wenjie?" Everyone whispered, "I've never heard of him. Is he some kind of expert?"
"Which sect?"
"Uh, that's called the Wushuang faction."
Shaolin Monk: “…”
"Are you here to participate in the martial arts conference as well?" asked the monk.
Tan Wenjie nodded: "Yes, I want to be elected as the leader of the martial arts world!"
Just as Tan Wenjie was expressing his opinion, two hidden guys among the bald group were whispering.
"Small sects should keep a low profile. If he is so arrogant, he will definitely be punished."
"Hahaha, good, this is the attitude that people of my generation in the martial arts world should have! A young man who doesn't want to become the leader of the martial arts world is not a good young man!"
The two looked at each other and saw shock in each other's eyes.
Is this okay? !
“Ahem, then our Dian Cang Sect should also demonstrate the composure of a veteran sect. Jun Wu, raise the flag!”
"Master, if we imitate others and do the same, won't it seem like we are imitating them too much and make them look down upon us?"
"What do you know? If you keep hiding, people will look down on you."
“We don’t have a flag.”
"I have written the three words 'Dian Cang Pai' on the white cloth of the bundle. There are not many strokes."
"How can I write without a pen?" "Blood?"
The two looked at each other and grabbed each other's hands at the same time.
"What are you doing!" X2
"Use your blood!" X2
Tan Wenjie blended into the team easily, looked at the two people biting each other's fingers, smiled slightly and nodded as a greeting.
"Hey man, this isn't the name you just thought of, is it?" One of the two people who were hiding their true colors came over and complained.
Tan Wenjie was surprised: "This guy with electric eyes looks a lot like a friend of mine named Ouyang Feng."
"Ouyang Feng? You can say I look like him even though I'm wearing a mask?" The man said unhappily, "I hate it most when people try to make connections with me."
Tan Wenjie explained: "He has big ears, a mouth like a sausage, and his eyes emit electricity."
The man pulled down his mask and said, "You must have recognized the wrong person. Apart from the fact that his eyes emit electric currents, he looks nothing like me."
Tan Wenjie was surprised: "They really look exactly the same."
He felt relieved with this face. If he wasn't the protagonist, he would be an important supporting actor. His luck was beyond doubt and it was very suitable for him to break the delusion and practice the true self.
"I am Ma Junwu of the Dian Cang Sect. What's your name, brother?"
"Tan Wenjie of the Invincible School."
"You just said you were from the Wushuang faction."
"Really? Anyway, I haven't registered yet. I think the Invincible faction is more in line with my temperament."
Ma Junwu complained: "You really just made it up!"
But what he didn't expect was that the abbot of Shaolin Temple in the distance turned around and said, "Hahaha, Young Master Tan is really cool and handsome!"
Ma Junwu: “?”
"What's this person's name?" Tan Wenjie looked at the other person.
"The head of the Dian Cang Sect, Yi Yangzi."
When introducing himself, the other party took off his mask, revealing a face with its own speaker.
Chief, it is you!
When this face appears, you will know who is the ceiling among ordinary people and the floor tile among masters.
On the way they encountered several sects. There was a huge group of people, and the sound of horses' hooves was boiling in the empty valley, like thousands of troops entering a battle.
“Hiccup——”
Suddenly, the cry of a crane was heard overhead.
Everyone looked up and saw a giant bird bigger than a horse flying overhead.
"Damn, what a big bird."
"It looks like there's a person sitting on the bird."
"So cool." X3
As the coolest white crane-style mount in the Three Realms, the White Crane Boy has single-handedly raised the status quo of ordinary flying birds.
In the past, people felt embarrassed to go out if they didn’t ride on mythical beasts such as the phoenix and unicorn. But after it came to prominence, those who rode the white crane were considered true immortals.
The large force ahead has accelerated to catch up.
"Follow me and have a look!"
They are going to participate in the martial arts conference to fight for the interests of their respective sects, and they certainly cannot allow a top master to come out and disrupt the situation.
When facing Tan Wenjie and the master and disciple of Dian Cang Sect, they can chat calmly. After all, they are few in number and weak in strength, and they pose no threat to their side. They can appropriately display the demeanor of a famous and upright sect.
However, when facing a real master, you must be extremely cautious.
The horses were neighing and making a lot of noise.
Ma Junwu, who was at the end of the team, wanted to catch up but found that his horse was running backwards and taking him in another direction.
After pulling and tugging for a while, the horse finally calmed down and stopped.
"Hey, why is it you?" Ma Junwu looked at the familiar figure in front of him, "Brother, what are you doing guarding the well? I happen to be a little thirsty."
Tan Wenjie said: "I have been tracking the white crane all the way and just saw it go into the well."
"No way, a bird that big can crawl into a well?" Ma Junwu wanted to laugh, "Brother, do you think I'm a child?"
"boom!"
The well suddenly exploded, and a huge white crane flew out from it, with a man riding on it.
Water splashed all over the sky, and the water gushing out of the water turned into a trickle.
The white crane spread its wings and circled in the air, and the man riding the crane landed lightly on the ground, spread out his right hand, swept it lightly, scooped up two drops of well water, lowered his head and took a sip to quench his thirst.
Ma Junwu said, "It seems to be the guy who had the big bird flying on his face before. What is he doing?"
Tan Wenjie replied as a matter of course: "You don't understand. This is how people with high martial arts skills drink water. Blowing up a well just to get a little water is child's play."
The other party was surprised simply because he had too little experience.
People in the underworld do all the things like taking off their pants to fart, and the most important thing is to be cool and presentable.
Ma Junwu: "Damn, why can't I see his face clearly?"
Tan Wenjie: "Nonsense, important characters must hide their faces for close-ups, but look at her mouth."
Ma Junwu stared at the white-clothed man's mouth intently: "What's wrong?"
"The water must be very cold. My teeth are gnashing."
"Fuck, is that the point?"
The two of them chatted back and forth, and the young man in white who was posing in the distance finally revealed his full appearance.
Ma Junwu: "Hiss, he seems quite handsome."
Tan Wenjie: “Sure enough.”
Women disguise themselves as men.
The routine is too familiar.
"What do you mean?" Ma Junwu was puzzled.
Tan Wenjie glanced at him, then glanced at the young man in white in the distance, and he already had the answer in his mind.
However, considering that I may also have a destiny, the gap between me and the protagonists is definitely not too big, maybe I will be lucky in love.
Life is full of challenges, and it is really difficult to break through delusion and see the truth.
"Asking me to break through delusion and see the truth does not mean asking me to abstain from sex and desire."
His mind suddenly became clear and he found a reasonable excuse.
"oops!"
Ma Junwu suddenly screamed, and the horse under his crotch carried him and rushed forward quickly, and there was a cliff in front of him.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Just now he was not sure who the young man in white was related to, but now he was sure that it was related to Ma Junwu, because the BMW under the other party's crotch exerted force and rushed towards the cliff with Ma Junwu without hesitation.
"Shh-"
The young man in white whistled.
The white crane hovering in the sky immediately chased after him and actually dragged Ma Junwu and his horse up into the sky.
"..."
Although we know that this is a world of gods and demons, the strength of the people in the martial arts world is a bit too exaggerated. The horse was speeding at a speed of at least 70 kilometers per hour and even Ma Junwu jumped off the cliff. Even an armed helicopter might not be able to stop him.
Just as the young man in white was looking at Ma Junwu, his attention was drawn away by a face that came into his sight.
Tan Wenjie looked at the other person.
Everyone is quite familiar with this face. The last time we saw this face was the Thousand-Armed Guanyin encountered in the world of "Jigong".
In the distance, Ma Junwu covered his pounding heart. He almost followed the horse and rushed straight to the west.
Just when he was about to say something, he saw Tan Wenjie and the young man in white looking at each other lovingly.
"hiss--"
Ma Junwu got goose bumps on his arms.
"My name is Bai Yunfei, and you are the first person I met after I came down the mountain." The young man in white jumped onto the white crane, "Don't tell anyone that you have seen me."
He left on a crane, leaving behind only a graceful figure.
"God, immortal!" Ma Junwu knelt down and kowtowed.
Tan Wenjie: “…”
Bai Yunfei is at most a cultivator who achieved enlightenment through martial arts, but he himself is a god.
Ma Junwu will have no future in life as he can even kowtow incorrectly.
"Young Master Tan, Master Tan, Brother Jie, why are you looking at me like that?" Ma Junwu stood up, trembling. "I would rather jump off a cliff than agree to your request. The most I can promise you is that I won't tell anyone else about this."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
He is the most magnanimous person and will definitely keep this matter in mind and take revenge slowly in the future.
Ma Junwu shuddered and he couldn't explain what was going on.
Then I heard Tan Wenjie say: "Read less martial arts novels, otherwise you will easily be full of expectations for the cliff."
"what?"
"You can't find the martial arts secrets by jumping off a cliff."
(End of this chapter)