Chapter 560 Damn, you’re serious!

Chapter 560 Damn, you’re serious!
Kyushu Prefecture.

The crowd was full of people.

After Tan Wenjie and Ma Junwu separated, they went straight into the city, where the nine major sects of the martial arts world gathered together.

But after seeing the living environment of the inn, he decisively gave up the standard room with dormitories reimbursed by the court, and turned to the inn next door to pay for a large bed room with a window.

From the direction of his room, he could just see everything that happened in the inn.

A woman happened to pass by below and winked at him.

Tan Wenjie turned around and looked for a long time, but couldn't find the small wooden stick supporting the window. It was impossible for him to imitate Jinlian.

It's a bit embarrassing to say, but he is extraordinarily handsome and has an indescribable strong attraction to women, so it is reasonable for a passerby girl to have a crush on him.

Eliminate the influence of romantic luck first, and then slowly look for the one.

"I spent 10 merits, but what good identity did I get? What convenience did it bring?"

After reflection, he felt that he might have been cheated.

Suddenly, a group of people rushed towards the inn where he was.

"Bring that man down to me." The woman standing downstairs raised her hand and pointed at Tan Wenjie, "I want to play."

Tan Wenjie: “?”

He dared to rob a decent woman in broad daylight.

It's not that he wouldn't cooperate because the other party looks good, but it's not okay since the other party obviously doesn't intend to pay.

"The Tianlong Gang is arresting people, why don't you get out of here!"

The group of people below drew their swords and rushed to the inn, and no one dared to stop them along the way.

Tan Wenjie quickly closed the window, then turned to look at the members of the Tianlong Gang who pushed the door open and rushed in.

Because the windows were closed, the people watching downstairs had no idea what was happening. They could only hear the screams after the windows were closed.

"Help, stop hitting me!"

“Ah, ah, it hurts!”

All of them were Tan Wenjie's screams.

The rumbling and cracking sounds made passers-by downstairs frown.

Too embarrassing!

Then they decided to quietly condemn in their hearts and remain unmoved on the surface, not because they were afraid, but because they were worried that the justice in their hearts was too superficial.

Just curse a few words in your heart. That’s the Tianlong Gang. Are you really going to roll up your sleeves and fight with them? Don’t joke with me.

……

Ma Junwu has met his master Yi Yangzi, and the two of them had a heated discussion about whether they should have steamed buns or sesame cakes for the next meal.

"Have you been staring at that woman since just now?" Ma Junwu found that his master was absent-minded.

On the surface, he is a disciple, but in fact he is a creditor, so he often does not give face to the other party.

After being lent a large sum of money by Yi Yangzi, Ma Junwu just wanted to venture into the world, date female heroes, and achieve financial freedom, so he joined the Dian Cang Sect reluctantly.

However, the Dian Cang Sect's territory is too small, and coupled with the recent rapid development of the Tianlong Gang, their living space has been further compressed.

For a martial arts sect, having a big fist is just a small and insignificant advantage. Unless one has unique martial arts that can crush others, having money is the real advantage.

"Don't talk nonsense!" Yiyangzi's expression was serious and he quickly turned his face away.

After years of hard training and only a handful of trips down the mountain, Yi Yangzi was old but it was the first time he had seen a woman as feminine as Fairy Yuxiao.

When the innocent little virgin meets a top female player, he can be easily won over with just a glance or two.

Ma Junwu stared at him with suspicion.

Yiyangzi turned his face to the left and then to the right, and Ma Junwu followed him.

Yi Yangzi: "Brother, have you had enough of the trouble? After all, I am your master, please give me some face, okay?"

"Pay back the money."

"Don't keep talking about paying back money when you're out. We're here to attend the martial arts conference. All the important people in the martial arts world are here."

"Pay back the money."

"We...well, I did see Fairy Yuxiao."

"Fairy Yuxiao?" Ma Junwu's expression became ambiguous. He raised his right hand and gently patted Yiyangzi's shoulder. "But that woman is Su Penghai's sister. Are you sure you can handle it?"

Su Penghai, leader of the Tianlong Gang, is currently the fastest rising and most powerful evil gang.

In order to uphold justice in the martial arts world and to ensure the integrity of everyone's territory and profits, they obeyed the official call and came to the meeting.

It's all about money.

Now all the money is earned by the Tianlong Gang, and everyone is living frugally, which is very hard.

I heard that someone had sex with a whore yesterday.

However, due to the other party's superb martial arts skills, the brothel owner did not dare to reveal his identity. They only said that the other party happened to have no hair and was bald.

Ma Junwu's eyes were suddenly attracted by what happened in the inn next door.

"Oh my god, she flew up."

Fairy Yuxiao leaped up and flew over, with a cute smile on her face: "Be careful when you do that, how can we play if you break it?"

Boom!

The window of the inn was suddenly pushed open violently, and the group of Tianlong Gang members who had just rushed into the inn screamed and fell backwards down the stairs.

Fairy Yuxiao, who had just flown to the window, was nearly knocked away by her own people. Fortunately, she quickly stretched out her right hand, gently tapped the wall and quickly adjusted her posture.

The whole person floated lightly and stopped on the branch in a horizontal split position.

"Wow——"
The people passing by below looked up, stunned.

Ma Junwu patted his master's shoulder: "She's not wearing any."

"Don't look at anything inappropriate." Yi Yangzi immediately reached out to cover Ma Junwu's eyes.

"Damn it, you old virgin, your eyes are wider than anyone else's." Ma Junwu complained while prying away Yi Yangzi's hands that were pressing on his face.

There was a lot of noise down there.

At the window on the second floor of the inn, Tan Wenjie gently shook his right wrist.

"I told you not to come over here."

He turned to look at the woman sitting cross-legged on the branch.

"Why do you want to try my Ten Dragon Subduing Palms?"

"Extraordinary handsomeness, dignified bearing, and delicate skin and tender flesh." Fairy Yuxiao looked at Tan Wenjie's body, sweeping his chest and waist, and then chuckled, "I have Yin Yang He Huan Powder here, you can try it."

As she spoke, white powder came out of her hands.

This is the correct way to use hidden weapons, to attack the enemy when they are unprepared.

She acted very quickly, but what Fairy Yuxiao didn't expect was that the Yin-Yang Hehuan Powder that enveloped Tan Wenjie like white mist was blown out of the window by a sudden gust of wind.

Tan Wenjie just blew lightly, and the powder could not get any closer.

Fairy Yuxiao dodged the Yin-Yang Hehuan Powder in time, but she didn't expect that the Hehuan Powder would be followed by a light slap.

"Snapped!"

A loud slap.

Fairy Yuxiao rotated 360 degrees in the air, did two somersaults, and fell to the ground headfirst.

Tan Wenjie: "What's so arrogant about not wearing underwear? You can only be arrogant if you wear your underwear outside."

"Wow, what an exquisite move." Ma Junwu raised his right hand to gesture. He admitted that the slap he just gave was indeed very cool.

When he turned around to seek approval from his master Yi Yangzi, he found that the other party was looking at the figure lying on the ground in front of him with a look of pity.

It can be seen that my master is really depressed.

Fairy Yuxiao, who was lying on the ground, quickly got up.

Good cervical spine lady!
at the same time.

In an inn in Jiuzhou Prefecture, a man was looking at the account book.

This person is Su Penghai, the leader of the Tianlong Gang.

He knew how to control bats to attack his enemies, and with his wealth and power, he was able to attract thousands of martial arts masters in just a few years.

The Tianlong Gang has become the most powerful evil force in the world.

Su Penghai believed that he had already unified the martial arts world, and that only a few martial arts sects were left in the world that stuck to the old ways and were unwilling to accept reality.

According to his plan, as long as he continued to fight the economic war, he could easily wipe out all the remaining martial arts sects without bloodshed.

Who wants to be the best in the world when they can’t even afford to eat?

However, plans cannot keep up with changes. Cao Xiong, a low-ranking warrior in the martial arts world, whom he looked down upon before, unexpectedly changed his mind and took the civil service examination. Now he has become the leader of the Eighteen Riders of Yanyun in the imperial court.

Now Cao Xiong wants to establish a leader of the martial arts world through official means, and Su Penghai believes that this role belongs to him. He does not want to bow down to the court, but is ready to take this opportunity to wipe out the nine major sects.

As Su Honghai was planning his future development plan in his mind, the smile on his face became brighter and brighter.

"Boss, something bad has happened. The young lady has been beaten up."

Su Penghai's face changed.

"What? Who dares to bully my sister? Whoever dares to touch my sister, I will kill her."

When the subordinates heard him talking, they remembered that some time ago their eldest daughter was bored and looked for someone to sleep with at night. In the end, that person was skinned and turned into a bloody gourd. They shuddered and quickly stepped back to make way for the door.

Su Penghai opened the window and jumped out.

This is the biggest difference between the subordinates and the masters.

Ordinary people go through the door when there is one, while those who don't go through the door but go through the window instead are masters.

Tan Wenjie, who had just landed, suddenly saw the window of the inn opposite open and a man flew out. He then disappeared into the crowd under the contemptuous gazes of Yi Yangzi and Ma Junwu.

He is used to keeping a low profile and hates being in the spotlight.

"Who dares to hurt my sister?"

Passersby: "Look, it's Tianlong Gang leader Su Penghai!"

The atmosphere is spot on.

Just from the fact that countless passers-by introduced his identity when he appeared on the stage, it can be seen that Su Penghai still has some respect in the underworld.

Su Penghai was in such a hurry to come out that he didn't ask the identity of the person who attacked his sister, and he didn't even ask about his gender.

Looking around, passers-by who were afraid of causing trouble were hiding, and only three people were left looking at him. He knew Yi Yangzi and Ma Junwu from Dian Cang Sect.

All the information about the sects that participated in the martial arts conference and wanted to become the leader of the martial arts world, no matter how big or small, was sent to Su Penghai's desk.

He is not bragging. After paying enough money, there are no secrets for people in the underworld in his eyes. One or two taels of silver can buy a copy of their detailed information, including contact information, lover's address, loan status, etc.

Then there is only one possibility left, a fat and big-eared woman.

The woman was also very arrogant and actually rushed towards him.

"You're the one who hurt my sister? You're so brave!" Su Penghai gritted his teeth, "I've said before that if anyone dares to hurt my sister, I'll kill him!"

He kicked the fat woman in the face and kicked her into the dyeing workshop next door.

Su Penghai chased into the dyeing workshop and was about to use ruthless means to let the other party know how powerful he is, but suddenly he heard a faint and very familiar voice.

"Brother..."

"Sister?" Su Penghai turned around and looked for her, and finally found a figure wrapped like a silkworm pupa in a pile of red cloth.

He rushed forward and tore the cloth apart, revealing a fat face with footprints on it.

"Sister, who beat you like this?" Su Penghai's eyes were red.

My sister was in her prime, and was called a fairy by people in the martial arts world. But now her face was swollen like a pig's head, especially the footprint on her face.

"Don't let me catch her, or I'll make her pay with blood!"

Fairy Yuxiao raised her hand tremblingly and pointed at Su Penghai.

"you you you……"

Su Penghai grabbed her wrist.

"Sister, are you saying that the person who beat you is behind me?"

He turned around and saw Ma Junwu and Yi Yangzi.

"It's you two!"

Ma Junwu crossed his hands in front of his chest and said, "Hey, we saw it clearly just now. The one who beat up your sister was not someone else, but you."

"Okay, okay, this is the righteous side of the martial arts world. Not only did they hurt my sister, they even framed me and tried to sow discord between us!"

Su Penghai stood up suddenly.

In the distance, a group of people rushed over, led by Cao Xiong, the leader of the Eighteen Riders of Yanyun.

Cao Xiong said: "Su Penghai, the martial arts conference is tomorrow, please give me some face."

"Face? My sister was beaten like this, and you want me to give you face?" Su Penghai said angrily, "Cao Xiong, you are just a nobody in the underworld, and you turned around and defected to the court to get a lowly official position. Do you really think you can be on an equal footing with me?"

"I have cavalry outside Jiuzhou Prefecture."

"Then I'll give you a favor, but I want you to hand over the murderer who hurt my sister as soon as possible, otherwise, hmph!"

Su Penghai picked up the shivering Yuxiao Fatty and left.

Everyone at the scene looked at each other.

Cao Xiong lowered his voice and asked his men, "What's going on?"

The subordinate replied: "Su Penghai beat him himself. He might be too embarrassed to admit it."

Cao Xiong: "..."

"Sir, what should we do? Are we really going to push out a scapegoat?"

"He wants face, so why should I not want face?" Cao Xiong snorted coldly, "Today I represent the court, tomorrow I want to unify the martial arts world! Before I surrendered to the court, I saw Su Penghai like a dog. After I surrendered to the court, I still saw him like a dog. Then my surrender was in vain!"

Tomorrow he will integrate the masters of the nine major sects and directly overthrow Su Penghai. Then all problems will be solved.

Su Penghai put the matter aside for the time being. He was going to attack the inn where the nine major sects were staying tonight. This group of idiots got together, and if he didn't take them down all at once, wouldn't it be a waste of Cao Xiong's good intentions?

"Do it tonight!"

"Yes!"

……

The battle between the Tianlong Gang and the nine major sects unfolded suddenly.

While the nine factions were still discussing whether to have noodles with gravy, steamed buns or rice noodles for dinner, a bat came uninvited.

It rushed in with a strange squeak and bit the arm of an expert.

"It's the poisonous bat from the Tianlong Gang!"

A second bat flew in, and then more and more.

"Ah, bats are poisonous!"

"You must keep your breath steady and don't use any energy!"

The scene was chaotic.

There were a huge number of poisonous bats, and they used their small and flexible bodies to quickly shuttle through the crowd. However, since it was Cao Xiong's first time to handle a large-scale event organized by the authorities, the venue he chose was too small.

Once everyone draws their swords, not to mention killing bats, it's easy to accidentally hit one's own people, making the fight difficult.

At the critical moment, a huge white crane suddenly fell from the sky.

The white crane cried "hiccups" and flapped its wings.

What is even more surprising is that such a white crane seems to know how to practice, and the strong wind it blows out can actually make a person roll and crawl.

It is naturally no problem to drive away all the bats.

"We've been poisoned!"

"It must be that Cao Xiong and the Tianlong Gang have joined forces to gather the masters of our nine sects together and then destroy them all at once."

Some people have already stamped their feet on the hammer, not realizing such a simple plot, and now they are in trouble.

Cao Xiong: “?”

My own people have also been poisoned.

……

If you ask where is the best place to understand the world, I believe there is no better place than a brothel.

Tan Wenjie stood in front of the brothel, hesitating.

When he thought about facing a group of hungry wolves after entering, he felt worried and scared.

It is inevitable to suffer some consequences when someone takes advantage of you.

However, when he thought that he was trying to break through delusion and see the truth, and that everything he did was for the pursuit of immortality, his chest straightened.

That’s right, I came here because I had a serious need.

“Hiccup——”

Suddenly, a huge white crane that looked familiar flew overhead.

Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked at the figure in white that appeared beside him.

He took the initiative to greet: "Brother Bai, what a coincidence."

Bai Yunfei nodded: "I just saw a fight over there so I couldn't help but go over to help. By the way, what are you doing?"

It was the first time she had gone down the mountain in 25 years, and Tan Wenjie was the first person she had met other than her master, so she naturally felt a sense of familiarity with him.

She would help those in need when she saw injustice, but after helping, she didn't know where to go for a stroll. When she was flying in the sky on a white crane, she saw Tan Wenjie. Seeing him impatiently walking into a restaurant that was brightly lit and smelled of powder, Bai Yunfei curiously landed to say hello.

She always asks directly when she encounters something she doesn't understand.

After satisfying his curiosity, Bai Yunfei also had to find a way to detoxify those poisoned people.

She instinctively followed the voice in her heart, helping people when she wanted to, and saving people when she wanted to.

"Oh, I'm here to visit a brothel." Tan Wenjie answered very frankly.

"Brothel?" Bai Yunfei asked, "What is a brothel?"

Her master plays the flute, grows flowers and birds, and practices martial arts every day. He definitely wouldn't teach her about brothels.

"It's a place that all men like. Of course, there are some hypocritical men who say they don't like it, but in fact they like it very much. In short, it's a very unique place."

Bai Yunfei: "..."

She turned to look at the women baring their shoulders and posing in coquettish ways, and wondered why men liked them.

"So you like it?"

"I don't like it, but I have no choice." Tan Wenjie sighed, "Everything is just for show, for cultivation." "I see." Bai Yunfei nodded, "You are a hypocritical man."

"..."

It was the first time that he was hit on the head by a boomerang so quickly.

"I won't talk to you anymore. I'm in a hurry." Tan Wenjie said as he walked into the brothel.

"Wait, can I go in and take a look too?" Bai Yunfei explained, "I'm a man too."

"The door is open, anyone can come."

Tan Wenjie seldom took girls out to pick up other girls. Thinking that this was just an entertainment venue, he didn't take it seriously.

"Sir, you haven't been here for a while~"

In all the heavens and worlds, no matter which brothel you go to, this is the first sentence you hear.

The dialogues are too homogenized.

However, when he turned around and looked at the group of beautiful girls, a look of satisfaction appeared on his face. At least their looks were good enough.

When the madam saw Bai Yunfei coming in, a look of realization appeared on her face.

You can't fool her by disguising yourself as a man.

"Please come this way~"

Tan Wenjie and Bai Yunfei went upstairs together.

"Do you often come to places like this?" Bai Yunfei felt a little uncomfortable.

The air smells sweet of rouge.

The high, soft bed and the pink paper lanterns filled the air with a very subtle and ambiguous atmosphere, but she didn't quite understand it. When she turned around to look at Tan Wenjie, she found that he looked very pleasing to the eye.

"Never been here." Tan Wenjie shook his head.

He told the truth.

This is my first time visiting a brothel in this world.

After a while, beautiful girls pushed the door open, some fat and some thin, and absolutely natural in this era.

If you are not good-looking and want to eat in a brothel, you can just wait to starve to death.

"This is Chunxiang. She can dance."

"This is Xia Xiang, who knows poetry."

"This is Qiuxiang, she is good at playing the zither."

"This is Dongxiang, she can write and paint."

The madam introduced the girls on the side, and each time she introduced one of them would bow and politely show her cleavage.

Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction: "It can be seen that their professional skills are very strong."

"They are all top girls in Yihong Courtyard. When they heard that two handsome young men had arrived today, they rushed over. I couldn't stop them, hahaha."

"Then leave them all."

Tan Wenjie happens to be also interested in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, so we can discuss these together.

Bai Yunfei nodded.

When she heard that the four women each had their own strengths, she became curious. It just so happened that music, calligraphy and painting were all her strengths, and even her best martial art was sonic power.

It's a good opportunity to discuss things with them.

The madam reminded him: "But sir, the rules here are..."

The truth is that there are too many martial arts masters coming here recently. They all look very wealthy, but they are all whoring prostitutes. The thugs hired in the brothels are not enough to beat one of them.

I had no choice but to pay the prostitution fee first and then provide the service.

"Oh, I see." Tan Wenjie turned to look at Bai Yunfei, "Give me the money."

"Oh." Bai Yunfei took off his purse.

The madam and Chunxiaqiudongxiang: "..."

Taking women to a brothel is rare enough, but actually asking women to pay for the sex is the first time they have seen such a thing in their lives.

"Sing and dance first, I'll have some fruit."

Tan Wenjie picked up the watermelon and ate while watching, but Bai Yunfei, who was sitting next to Tan Wenjie, frowned: "This is too..."

"what happened?"

"Not very good." Bai Yunfei said in a low voice.

She strongly suspected that these people's expertise was false and they were not even amateurs.

The show was just an appetizer, and soon it was time for the more exciting part.

Tan Wenjie hugged one in each hand, felt them carefully, and then found that it was useless.

After leaving the brothel, Tan Wenjie raised his hand to wipe off the lipstick marks on his face.

"what happened?"

He found that Bai Yunfei was looking at him.

"They kiss you."

"Yeah, do you want to kiss me? After all, you paid me to visit the brothel today, so I have to show my appreciation anyway."

Bai Yunfei moved closer and pecked him on the face.

His movements were quick, accurate and ruthless, and his expression was calm, as if he was just shaking hands.

Damn, you're serious!
Tan Wenjie strongly suspected that the other party was a veteran in the underworld. After all, if someone looked at him with an indifferent look and then kissed him, a playboy would be easily aroused. However, after careful observation, he found that he was probably overthinking it.

Bai Yunfei is actually a blank slate. If he were put in an online novel, he would be considered an old-fashioned, clichéd, pure love character.

Tan Wenjie: "How is it?"

Bai Yunfei: "My heart is beating a little fast."

Tan Wenjie: "You must stay up late often."

He has a heart of stone and is never moved by beauty. Just now, when he was besieged by the four people of Chun, Xia, Qiu and Dong, he was able to deal with it calmly and even avoided their mouths.

For a newbie like Bai Yunfei, whose kissing only stops at the touch of lips, it is no exaggeration to say that he can trick the other party into giving birth to two babies.

"I'm going back to bed, how about you?"

"I remember now." Bai Yunfei said, "The people in the inn were poisoned. I'm going to find the gallbladder of the thousand-year-old fire turtle to help them detoxify."

"Antidote?" Tan Wenjie flipped his hand and took out a bottle of waste product from refining medicine.

[Detoxification dregs: Has a very low detoxification effect, HP recovery 5%, Stamina -5%, Erysipelas +10% (Erysipelas will greatly reduce the efficacy of the drug)]

The reason why he was able to refine the medicine was not because he had mastered a powerful recipe, nor was it because his medicine-refining skills had reached the level of perfection, but because he had invested merit when refining the medicine.

Merit increases the success rate, and then just randomly stuff materials in there.

Simply put, it's powerful enough to make bricks fly.

As for what will happen in the end, it all depends on luck.

If he is lucky, he might really discover the formula of some special elixir, but if he is unlucky, all he will get is dregs of the medicine.

This kind of drug residue has no effect on Tan Wenjie. In fact, his body will produce erysipelas after taking the medicine. It cannot be taken repeatedly in a short period of time.

But he is a god, and the residue of gods' medicine is also elixir. To ordinary people, it is the legendary holy medicine of martial arts.

Bai Yunfei took the bottle, uncorked it and sniffed it gently.

"It smells so good, it must have used a lot of precious herbs." She frowned again, "But what kind of strange recipe is this?"

"You don't understand this." Tan Wenjie shook his head without explaining.

Thousand-year-old ginseng, hundred-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, and other medicinal herbs that can be bought with money are what he uses to practice. From the beginning, he never thought of eating them himself.

The medicinal effects are randomly pieced together and held together with merit as glue.

It would take him 49 to 59 years to refine a high-level elixir, which he could not do.

"I'll go back and rescue them."

……

the other side.

"Hmph! A man riding a crane?" Su Penghai wisely chose to retreat after seeing the huge white crane.

Tonight is just my first try. Besides, the man riding a crane is like a dragon that is hard to tell from head or tail, and his strength is unfathomable. It is best not to fight him head-on.

The nine major factions have foreign aid, and he has foreign aid as well!

As he watched the carrier pigeon disappear into the night, he had an obscene smile on his face.

The brother and sister have the same hobbies, one loves beautiful women and the other likes handsome men. It just so happens that the woman that Su Penghai has always coveted has a grudge against the man riding a crane.

Although Su Penghai was confident that his handsome appearance had won the other party's love, as a responsible man, he still decided to help the other party get revenge.

It would be best if the two sides could fight each other so that he could gain the advantage and get the beauty.

Rather than loving each other sincerely, he believed more that the other person could not resist when he was seriously injured.

"Who?"

Su Penghai suddenly heard footsteps outside, and saw a fat-headed woman looking at him with horror. There were water marks on her face, as if she had just washed her face.

"How brave you are to come here!" Su Penghai immediately recognized the other party's identity.

It was the fat woman who attacked his sister during the day.

He leaped forward and kicked.

"what--!"

The fat-headed woman screamed and flew backwards.

Upon hearing the sound, members of the Tianlong Gang rushed out.

"The bastard who plotted against my sister before is here again." Su Penghai said, "Come here, arrest her, and send someone to check on my sister."

"Yes!"

The men who went to check on Fairy Yuxiao's room soon came back.

"Reporting to the boss, the young lady is not in the room."

"not good!"

Su Penghai's face changed, and he walked angrily towards the person who was kicked away, but saw a familiar fat face.

His sister's face was hard to recognize after she was injured. She looked fat and swollen. However, Su Penghai would never mistake the shoe print on her face.

It should be said that even if it turned into ashes, he would still recognize the pattern on it.

The shoe print style is the same as during the day, but the position is different.

“It’s actually a new shoe print!”

Su Penghai's eyes were red and he grabbed the fat man Yuxiao's hand.

"Sister, don't worry, I will definitely help you get revenge. Next time I see her I will kick her to death."

Fatty Yuxiao tried to open his eyes wide, which had already swelled to a slit: "..."

“Wuwuwu! Wuwuwu!!”

"Sister, what did you say? Sister? Sister!!"

……

early morning.

Ma Junwu walked out of the woodshed, stretching lazily.

After what happened last night, he has no interest in the underworld anymore. Now he just wants to wait for Yiyangzi to pay him back and then go home to farm, or simply take the exam to become an official.

The fighting and killing in the underworld is so boring.

"Ok?"

Ma Junwu's eyes suddenly widened, and a woman holding a pipa appeared in front of him, with big eyes.

Then again, he wasn't in the martial arts world to make a name for himself, and he had a very good relationship with his fellow disciples in Kuancang Mountain. He was a little reluctant to suddenly give up his sword and go back to farming.

"Miss, who are you looking for?" Ma Junwu came over with a grin.

"A man riding a crane." said the woman holding the pipa.

"Wow, I just happen to know the person you mentioned. By the way, I'm getting off the horse..." Before he could finish his words, the woman holding the pipa turned and left.

"Junwu..." Ma Junwu looked at the back, spit out the unfinished part, and then took a deep breath.

"Inhale, the fragrance will remain after you leave!"

Who says the world of martial arts is boring? It’s really great.

The pipa strings move and the bamboo flute music begins.

Ma Junwu suddenly felt his head swelling, and looking at the roof again, he saw that the woman who was holding the pipa just now had flown to the roof at some point and was plucking the strings quickly.

On the opposite side, Bai Yunfei, whom I had met before, was playing the flute.

"Sonic power?!"

"Oh no, it's sonic power, everyone, cover your ears quickly."

Masters from the nine major sects rushed out upon hearing the sound, followed by soldiers led by Cao Xiong, as well as Su Penghai and a fat girl from the Tianlong Gang.

"It's you, Brother Tan!" Ma Junwu saw an acquaintance.

We had gone our separate ways before, and I didn’t expect to meet again here.

Seeing him and Bai Yunfei exchanging glances again, Ma Junwu stopped... In fact, there was no need to go forward to recognize him. It would be dangerous to approach him if he took the initiative to do so.

Not for anything else, just to be able to hold your bowel movements when you get older and to stay away from danger.

One of them was playing the flute and the other was plucking the pipa. There seemed to be a very strong force pushing them higher and higher, and then they flew away.

"Hoo!"
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"It's him!" Fatty Yuxiao pointed at Tan Wenjie, "Brother, it was him yesterday!"

Su Penghai said angrily: "Good boy, you dare to hit my sister!"

"It's you again, Fang Tangjing."

The Fang Tangjing we met in the world of A Chinese Ghost Story was just a scholar who liked to sleep with female ghosts. Unexpectedly, after the world changed, he became a villain.

"Be careful." Ma Junwu quickly reminded, "He is very skilled in martial arts."

Last night, a large group of people almost failed to defeat Su Penghai. As a rookie in the martial arts world, Tan Wenjie was definitely not his opponent.

Fatty Yuxiao glared at Ma Junwu and said, "Are you in cahoots with him? Die!"

"I, I'm not, ah!" Ma Junwu ran away immediately.

Facing Su Penghai who was rushing towards him, Tan Wenjie raised his right hand: "Wild Flame Sky-Smashing Fist!"

"Pa" a loud slap.

Su Penghai staggered back.

"Heart-piercing kick!"

Snapped!
"Diamond Star Fist!"

Snapped!
"Kamihamiha!"

Snapped!
Ma Junwu had unknowingly moved closer to Tan Wenjie, but he still didn't forget to complain: "You were just slapping me in the face, the moves were exactly the same."

"Yes." Tan Wenjie nodded in acknowledgement.

He just made up the name randomly, so what.

When ordinary people slap someone with their hands, it's called a big bitch palm; when a martial arts master slaps someone with his hands, it's called the Tathagata Palm; and as for the Buddha himself slapping someone with his hands... it's called the Five Finger Mountain Prison.

As long as the value is high enough, any name is reasonable, and others will only try to do reading comprehension on their own and find their own problems.

"Then why do you come up with so many weird names for your moves?"

"You have to say something, and shouting during a fight is very impressive."

"real or fake?"

"Why don't you try it?"

Ma Junwu probed: "Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?"

"Tsk, you're so timid? I told you to shout whatever you want, shout something more impressive."

"for example?"

Suddenly a voice came: "Look at the hidden weapon!"

Ma Junwu covered his buttocks and said, "Ah, my buttocks were hit by a dart."

Tan Wenjie: "Damn, there really are people who would shout before firing a hidden weapon."

He used to think he was just joking.

"Help, Brother Jie!"

Ma Junwu was lying on the ground with a dart hitting his butt.

Fairy Yuxiao was glaring at the two of them with a swollen face. When she saw Tan Wenjie looking at her, she immediately pulled up Su Penghai, and the fat brother and sister turned around and ran away.

Keeping the green hills, you don’t have to worry about having no firewood.

"Su Penghai is seriously injured, everyone come together!"

Others from the nine major sects rushed forward, the revenge they had inflicted last night was still fresh in their minds, and when they woke up today, several of them felt frequent urination and kidney deficiency.

"Wait, the Tianlong Gang is willing to submit to you, hero." Su Penghai was flexible and turned back to Tan Wenjie, "I am willing to serve you as the leader of the martial arts world."

The young rookie, who had just come down the mountain yesterday, accidentally became the leader of the martial arts world today.

Is the pace too fast? Where is the love, hate, and vengeance? How can one see through the world like this?

Other masters: “…”

They had fought with Su Penghai before, but failed to defeat him.

Tan Wenjie only needed to use a slap full of flaws to beat Su Penghai so badly that even his own mother couldn't recognize him. They suspected that the result would not be much different if they took his place.

Of course, this doesn't mean that they are afraid of Tan Wenjie. As top masters of a famous and upright sect, they have always been willing to give in rather than bend.

But since we are all masters, we must respect filial piety. It would be too unfilial if we couldn't even recognize our own mother after being beaten.

This matter will be discussed later. At least the leader of the Tianlong Gang has been captured, the biggest problem in the martial arts world has been solved, and half of the mission is accomplished.

The remaining half is the division of the spoils after completely defeating the Tianlong Gang.

Tan Wenjie looked down at his palm and said, "Leader of the Wulin?"

(End of this chapter)