Chapter 567: Sweetie on the left hand, big on the right hand

Chapter 567: Sweetie on the left hand, big on the right hand

Chapter 567: Sweetie on the left hand, big on the right hand...

As a minotaur, the fact that Bull Demon King was cuckolded was known to everyone in the demon world.

The man who cheated on him was his sworn brother. After he was discovered, he was beaten up by his wife, which made him lose face. I am not sure what the word minotaur was used to describe in the past, but after I started to use it, it was used to describe someone who was cuckolded.

When the Bull Demon King thought that Sun Wukong would be able to kill the other party first to avenge himself and save face after his reincarnation, he didn't expect to meet someone even more powerful.

The Bull Demon King thought about it carefully and decided that it didn't matter who his wife was. As the saying goes, women are like clothes. He, an old bull, had lived for who knows how many years and was used to running naked. Since the monkey liked to wear it, he would give it to him. He could even marry another one.

If you can't win, just surrender. How can you be the leader of the demon world if you don't know how to handle the current situation?

Those monsters who cared about face ended up dying or getting maimed. Only Lao Niu could survive to this day, and he did so by judging the situation.

"Please spare my life, Immortal..."

When he looked up, he saw Tan Wenjie pulling the golden bow in his hand to the full moon. The familiar weak water marble rolled up water vapor and gathered dark clouds in the sky.

Faintly one can see sheep raising their heads and bleating, roosters crowing, and dragons swinging their tails... The scene looks a little bit abnormal.

He had seen gods before, but this was the first time he had seen a god running a zoo.

Pull the bow and shoot the bullet close to the face.

"Oh!"

The ground collapsed and a circular pit with a diameter of several dozen feet appeared. It then quickly spread to a hundred feet, and with another "boom", a deep rift was forcibly carved out.

The Five Mountains disappeared out of thin air, leaving behind only a collapsed terrain like a sinkhole.

Tan Wenjie was floating above the black rift, wearing golden armor and holding a golden bow. In front of him was the Bull Demon King who was suppressed by the small Thor's hammer.

The marble just brushed against the Bull Demon King's cheek and hit the ground. If he had surrendered a second later, the bull's brain would have turned into a paste.

"We don't know each other, so there's no need to be violent." Tan Wenjie flipped his hand and the golden bow disappeared. He fanned himself with a palm leaf fan and said earnestly, "Old Niu, you did something wrong."

He didn't understand the spell of the banana fan and couldn't use it.

Advanced magic weapons are all controlled by voice rather than by dripping blood to identify the owner.

The simplest encryption method is often more secure, and a good magic weapon is one that can be used directly by anyone who gets it.

The Bull Demon King was sweating profusely: "..."

Damn it, it seems like you were the one who attacked from the very beginning. Why are you pretending to be a reasonable person here? Return the banana fan if you have the guts.

Although he had cursed Tan Wenjie dozens of times in his heart, the Bull Demon King was very sincere on the surface: "The Immortal is right!"

What's the point of pretending to be a grandson? As the saying goes, if you have green mountains, you won't have to worry...

"As long as the green mountains remain, there will be no shortage of firewood." Tan Wenjie suddenly said, "You want to use a delaying tactic and then wait for an opportunity to retaliate against me!"

The hair on the Bull Demon King's face was wet with sweat, and he stammered, "How is that possible? You must be overthinking it. I just want to repay you."

"Repay me?" Tan Wenjie was puzzled. "I beat you up. No, you have the Moonlight Box. I almost killed you several times or even dozens of times. Now I have stolen your magic weapon. Why do you want to repay me?"

It turns out you still know.

"Because, I want to..." An idea suddenly occurred to the Bull Demon King, "I want to follow you, Boss, and be your mount!"

He had considered becoming a driver for a god before, but someone told him that there were too many god positions in heaven and there were at least ten people waiting for one position.

It is definitely impossible for an evil monster like the Bull Demon King to go to the Heavenly Palace. If he goes there, he might just walk into a trap and be put on the demon-slaying platform first.

When he went to Lingshan, he did not do enough evil. Although he acted tyrannically, those he persecuted were all monsters, and those he oppressed were all evil demons and monks who could not make a living.

Later, at a drinking party, the Bull Demon King went to the table to toast and asked a certain immortal with whom he had a good relationship. The immortal gave two methods. One was to follow the old path of Sun Wukong, committing a heinous crime first, and then asking the Western Lingshan to grant peace, provided that the strength was strong enough.

Those monks with scars on their heads like to guide people to do good the most. The more people they kill, the more they like to come and persuade them, and then they can achieve their goal by taking advantage of the situation.

But the Bull Demon King is not brave enough and his strength is average, so this path is not feasible.

Naturally, there is only one other option, which is to find a powerful person to join.

He looks down on those who are weak, and those who are strong look down on him.

Now, Tan Wenjie in front of him has become one of the good choices. He is powerful and has many magic weapons, so he must be from a noble background. Maybe he can turn a disaster into a blessing and become the mount of a god in the sky, and from then on, he can wash away his identity as a gangster and go ashore directly.

Tan Wenjie didn't say anything, but summoned the water-avoiding beast, the Suanni, the fierce beast and other mythical beasts one by one.

Things like the train and the three-headed dragon have appeared before, so I won’t show them off here.

Although these mythical beasts are not as powerful as the Bull Demon King, their fighting abilities are average, and they have not learned anything other than their innate magical powers, but as luxury cars, they look very impressive when riding out.

On the other hand, the Bull Demon King is like a modified car from the slums, covered in mud and lice. He can help in fights but is of little significance to the gods. He will most likely be laughed at by other gods for his emphasis on "cost-effectiveness".

Bull Demon King: "..."

If you had appeared earlier riding so many cool mythical beasts, I would have surrendered long ago. Why would I have to fight and get beaten so much?

The car is a man's waist, the mount represents the status of a god, and being cool is always more important than being strong.

"The hatred is too great. I don't believe you won't seek revenge." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "Amitabha, I'll just save your soul."

He drew the bow again, and was about to use the normal shooting of the Thunder Chicken and the Rain Goat Shot, and the last shot of the Dragon's Thousand Arrows to directly send the Bull Demon King away, when the moonlight suddenly flashed.

The Moonlight Box in front of him suddenly burst out with divine light and enveloped him.

"Depend on!"

……

In the distance, Zhizunbao glanced at Chun Sanshi Niang on the left, then glanced at Bai Jingjing on the right, and then glanced at the old site of the Axe Gang in front.

He rolled his eyes and didn't care about anything else, just fell into his arms first.

You know what, it’s really soft.

But why is there a big lump in the soft area?

"Boss, how are you? Do you need artificial respiration?"

Zhizunbao couldn't help but open his eyes and saw a face that he would never forget.

"Second Master, it's you, the pig-head again!"

Bai Jingjing suddenly attacked Chun Sanshi Niang, then flew away with Zhizunbao.

"Bitch!" Chun Sanshi Niang gritted her teeth.

She didn't believe that the bitch would have a good ending this time. The final result would definitely be that she would be abandoned by the unfaithful man again.

"Why are you looking at me?" Chun Sanshi Niang turned around and found that the second in command was staring at her.

"I do not have it."

"roll!"

Chun Sanshi Niang flew into the night sky. The Bull Demon King was still suppressed by Thor's hammer. Her junior sister Bai Jingjing and Zhizunbao had disappeared. Tan Wenjie was even carried away by the moonlight and disappeared.

She suddenly realized that she had worked so hard for a long time, but in the end, everything was in vain.

When almost everyone had left, a bald man suddenly appeared.

"Amitabha."

Patriarch Bodhi put his hands together.

"Bodhi?" The Bull Demon King was pleasantly surprised when he saw the familiar figure. "Hey, help me take the hammer off my head!"

"Bull Demon King, you are a demon king and you have committed many evil deeds." Bodhi shook his head gently, "I will give you a chance now. If you put down your butcher knife, I will set you free."

Bull Demon King: "..."

He always felt that there was something wrong with the tone of the Bodhi in front of him. This bastard didn't seem to be from heaven, but more like a Taoist.

Was Patriarch Bodhi so awesome in the past?
"Okay, as long as you help me, I will definitely be your mount in the future!"

"This is good, very cool."

As a famous god in the Three Realms, how could Patriarch Bodhi travel with only a pair of legs? It was totally inconsistent with his identity.

Bodhi held his breath, climbed onto the Bull Demon King's head, and then reached out to grab Thor's hammer.

"Ok?"

He was full of confidence, but the hammer didn't move.

"It shouldn't be like this." Bodhi scratched his bald head, "Am I not a person with a pure and great mind? Even if I am not, why should Tan Wenjie do that?"

That bastard put the golden hoop on me the first thing he did when he met me. His heart is completely black and he is not worthy of lifting the hammer at all.

"Huh?" Bodhi looked at the hammer in surprise, as if there was nothing wrong with his eyesight just now.

The hammer seemed to move.

Then the hammer handle shook again.

Now it is certain that the hammer really moved!
Whoosh, the hammer suddenly rushed into the sky.

"Wait!" Bodhi's face changed drastically, and he followed the hammer and looked up at the sky, "Hey, wait for me!"

If he had known earlier, he would have asked Tan Wenjie for a mount, and just fooled the other party with a few words, or wrote a few blank checks, and that bastard would definitely nod and say it was no problem.

"Bodhi!" White smoke spewed out of the nostrils of the minotaur under him.

Bodhi cautiously asked, "Bull Demon King, how about I be your mount?"

……

"Depend on!"

Tan Wenjie cursed angrily.

His Thor's hammer, rain goat, thunder cock, etc., none of them could come with him because the moonlight was too abrupt, and in his hands he only had the steel fork and palm-leaf fan that he had snatched from the minotaur.

This time the loss was huge.

"Your Majesty?"

A mean voice came from behind him. Tan Wenjie turned around and saw that it was a toad spirit.

Take the toad species for example. There must be a story behind it. In the past, there was a leader among the toads who followed the snake demon, and now there are other toads who call themselves the king.

"My king, I didn't expect you to be so handsome after you turned into a human!" The Toad Spirit gave a thumbs up. "I always thought that Madam had a heavy taste, but now I understand how far-sighted Madam is. You are smart, really smart!"

Tan Wenjie: “?”

Did he have the same face as himself in another world? The possibility was not high. Although no one who was truly detached would have different identities in different worlds, he had a system that made it unlikely that he would run into himself.

"Handsome boy, who are you?"

"Handsome... boy..." The Toad Spirit stammered, trembling, and said in an unbelievable tone and tone, "My Lord, you have always had an eye disease. You must have recovered today, right?"

Tan Wenjie raised his foot and kicked the toad spirit aside.

The toad spirit that was kicked away spun twice and fell to the ground: "Hiss, this kick is indeed from the king."

"..."

The flatterer's true form turns out to be a toad.

He was about to go out to investigate the situation when he saw the door behind him open and a delicate woman walked out.

It's a lizard spirit.

The lizard banshee spewed out black core from her mouth, her eyelids rolled and turned into vertical pupils, and then returned to normal.

This little bit of lowly cultivation level couldn't be hidden from his eyes at all.

Moreover, it was a lizard that had not yet transformed. The layer of beautiful skin wrapped around its body by the transformation technique looked very strange.

"Your Majesty~"

Her voice was affected, her hips were twisted stiffly, and her seductiveness was superficial.

Bad review!

His eyes had a built-in beautification function, so he was completely unable to appreciate the beauty of the other party's magical changes.

Just about to speak.

"boom!"

A gust of wind swept over his head. Tan Wenjie looked up and saw monsters flying towards the clouds. They eventually turned into shining stars and disappeared completely.

"Madam, Madam, you can't come in."

There was a little demon shouting anxiously outside.

The toad spirit lying on the ground shouted at Tan Wenjie: "My king, hurry up, the lady is here, hide quickly, let her hide quickly."

Tan Wenjie: “?”

Being henpecked does not suit his identity, and he is 100% sure that he has recognized the wrong person.

The person who came was wearing a green dress and robe, with a golden hairpin on her head and a sinister look on her face.

But when he saw Tan Wenjie, his expression was stunned, and his eyes subconsciously turned to the banana fan and steel fork in his hands, and then to Tan Wenjie's face.

The murderous aura was instantly reduced, and he couldn't help but smile.

But when she saw the lizard demon not far away, her face turned ugly again.

Tan Wenjie was puzzled: "Sweetheart?"

With such appearance, if he was not mistaken, the other party must be the legendary Princess Iron Fan, Madam Niu, Sun Wukong's lover.

"Great~ King~" Princess Iron Fan leaned against Tan Wenjie, her voice becoming surprisingly gentle, "Why do you call yourself by that name too?"

Tan Wenjie: “Also?”

Princess Iron Fan: “(⊙o⊙)”

She paused and immediately changed the subject: "Actually, it's not impossible for you to have new sisters, as long as you remain human in the future."

The lizard demon in the distance seemed to have caught the signal and immediately came over, snuggling up to Tan Wenjie with Xiao Tiantian on either side.

In order to maintain their image, monsters will retain some weird looks.

Male demons think that this kind of appearance is majestic and domineering, but when they marry, they only look for beautiful demons. The female demons who need to rely on male demons do not have the right to choose handsome men.

If there was a handsome and powerful male demon, they would be stupid not to nod their heads.

The toad spirit secretly exclaimed: "My king, that's brilliant!" He didn't expect that the difficult problem could be solved so easily.

Tan Wenjie felt completely different touches on the left and right sides, one side was Little Sweetie, the other side was Big Boobs, it was truly a life-threatening evil spirit.

"Sweetheart?!" a voice came from the side.

The Bull Demon King, who had just walked out of the toilet with his pants held up, looked at his wife and female companion snuggling in the arms of a pretty boy he had never seen before, and his nostrils dilated and he exhaled.

"My Lord?" X3
Tan Wenjie: "Bull Demon King?"

He looked at the steel fork and palm-leaf fan in his hands, and suddenly he understood why they called him the King. It turned out that they mistook him for the Bull Demon King in human form.

Zhizunbao has no magical power at all but can be mistaken for Sun Wukong. In this world, identity is determined more by the eyes.

"Moo!" The Bull Demon King raised his hand and a three-pronged fork appeared in his palm, smashing towards Tan Wenjie.

People get stolen goods together.

He was so proud of himself and felt that he was still as vigorous as ever, but he didn't expect that when he turned around, the big boobed girl who had a satisfied smile on her face after the meal was actually nestling obediently in the arms of a pretty boy. Even his wife threw herself into his arms, and he got a nickname that he didn't even know, Sweetie!

Tan Wenjie used one hand to block the way of Bull Demon King's attack and stopped him forcibly.

The steel forks collided and buzzing air waves spread.

"You!" The Bull Demon King's eyes widened like... uh, bull eyes.

I am a strong man, but today I met a man who not only hugged his wife and held his steel fork, but also used his great strength to attack me.

Tolerable or unbearable.

Princess Iron Fan said: "There is a misunderstanding here!"

Don't blame her for following her appearance. If you put the Bull Demon King who never takes a bath and the handsome and fragrant Tan Wenjie together, and the strength of both sides is not much different, even a fool would know who to choose. Only a fly lying on shit would choose the stinky Bull Demon King.

With her help, even if they kill the Bull Demon King and then claim that the pretty boy is the Bull Demon King in human form, the outside world will definitely not dare to say anything.

The Bull Demon King withdrew the steel fork and took the opportunity to soothe his numb arm.

At the same time, he cursed in his heart, where did this damn pretty boy come from? He has such great strength that it can shock a cow.

However, he was sure that the other party had suffered a loss in the previous collision, and his arm might be weak and powerless now.

"Bitch, are you going to stop me from teaching this pretty boy a lesson?" The Bull Demon King was furious.

Princess Iron Fan did not back down: "I will just talk about the facts."

“Little pretty boy, even if this bitch protects you today, I’m still going to… Ouch!”

Tan Wenjie put away his fist.

He looks sporty and sunny, but people actually call him a pretty boy. What should Yang Jian do?

In terms of style, he has always compared himself to a military commander.

"You attacked me?"

"I did it right in front of you."

"Good boy!" The Bull Demon King took a step back and spit out a fingernail-sized banana fan from his mouth.

Reciting the spell silently, the banana fan quickly grew larger.

"I will send you adulterers and whores to the sun!"

"You dare to use my magic weapon against me?" Princess Iron Fan looked at Tan Wenjie and urged, "Use the fan quickly!"

Tan Wenjie: "How many spells?"

Princess Iron Fan was alert: "Where did you get the fan from?"

Tan Wenjie: “I picked it up on the roadside.”

The Bull Demon King has already started waving the palm leaf fan: "If you can find a palm leaf fan on the roadside, pick up another one if you have the guts!"

"Okay." Tan Wenjie nodded.

This Bull Demon King does not have the Moonlight Box, and certainly does not understand the SL rollback method, but he knows all the fighting skills of the Bull Demon King in this world.

Tan Wenjie faced the strong wind from the banana fan and released the wind-calming beads.

Although the wind was strong, it could not shake his body. Even when he was hit head-on by the strong wind from the banana fan, the wind automatically separated from both sides of his body.

Brine some tofu, one thing down one thing.

The Wind-Fixing Beads, which are useless in the face of other magical spells, are the nemesis of all wind spells in the world.

Tan Wenjie leaped high into the air and kicked the electric drill straight into the Bull Demon King's heart.

"boom!"

The ground shook violently, and the walls and houses at the rear were collapsed by the Bull Demon King's weight, like a speedboat riding the wind and waves, crashing through the sea of ​​sand and raising a large amount of dust.

He raised his hand to form a canopy and looked out at the yellow sand sky in the distance, searching for the figure of the Bull Demon King.

"It seems like something was knocked away by the Bull Demon King."

There was a palm-leaf fan on the ground, which was exactly the one that belonged to Bull Demon King.

Tan Wenjie was surprised: "Hey, there seems to be a palm leaf fan on the side of the road."

He bent down and picked up the fan.

Xiao Tiantian and Da Bobo: "..."

So this is how you pick things up, they understood.

The Bull Demon King, who was kicked away by Tan Wenjie, climbed out of the sand pit.

"Women are like clothes. He likes to wear old clothes so much, so just give them to him." The Bull Demon King said puzzledly, "Huh? Why do I seem to have said this?"

"Ahem, what a stinky ass."

The Bull Demon King moved his butt and took a clear look at the figure who was knocked flying from the cloud by his butt and was pinned under him.

"Good brother?"

The person who came was his most trustworthy and strongest helper, Sun Wukong.

He helped the monkey up and said, "Brother, has Tang Seng been captured?"

"Catch some shit!" Sun Wukong blocked his left nostril with one hand, snorted loudly, and then did the same thing to let air flow through both nostrils.

"Buzz buzz buzz, Tang Monk has found a backer, and is coming with Guanyin Bodhisattva to catch me."

Bull Demon King: "..."

Why are you talking about such an important thing now?

"Brother, you look very embarrassed, what's wrong?" Sun Wukong rubbed his hands, "I'll help you out."

"It's nothing actually, just some family matters." The Bull Demon King shook his head.

It’s okay to let him eat Tang Monk’s flesh, but forget about letting him fight Guanyin Bodhisattva with Sun Wukong. He is not stupid, and there is more than just one Bodhisattva in Lingshan.

Kill one and a whole nest will come.

"Hey, there's a monkey!"

Just as Sun Wukong was about to raise his stick, he saw a ray of Buddha's light sweeping over.

"Venerable Arhat?" His expression suddenly changed.

What the hell is this? Lingshan is chasing us.

The monkey and the cow escaped in unison.

A few minutes later, a figure flew over.

Tan Wenjie took the initiative to greet him: "Sister Guanyin, nice to see you again."

When he goes out, he relies on friends. He has the best relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva, so it’s not excessive to say hello when they meet.

Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Tan Wenjie in confusion, then smiled and said, "I need your help with something."

"Is it okay not to help?"

"Amitabha." The Bodhisattva did not speak, but just kept chanting Amitabha.

"You're using that trick again." Tan Wenjie raised his finger. "This is purely a favor, and there is absolutely no interest involved. If you, Bodhisattva, stuff magic weapons or treasures into my pocket, I will definitely be angry with you. You know me well."

Avalokitesvara: "There is a drop of nectar in the jade bottle that can bring the dead back to life."

Tan Wenjie: "Buddha, look at you, you are doing this again, I will take this job!"

……

On the other hand, because Thor's hammer suddenly flew away, the suppressed Bull Demon King regained his freedom and developed for a while.

Only after he was sure that Tan Wenjie had not appeared again did he arrange for his little demons to search for the location of Zhizunbao and the two female demons.

Zhizunbao and Bai Jingjing, who were hiding everywhere, finally came to the Pansi Cave.

In a daze, he had a dream. He dreamed of Guanyin Bodhisattva and a monkey. In short, the dream was very complicated and gave him a headache.

But he got the Moonlight Box.

Zhizunbao held the Moonlight Box and said confidently: "I know how to use this thing."

Bai Jingjing asked: "How to use it?"

"Just like the Bull Demon King, he comes back again and again, looking for the best opportunity to escape."

"You are so smart!" Bai Jingjing nodded excitedly, "How did you know? I don't remember the Bull Demon King coming back again and again."

"Maybe, I have a good memory?" Zhizunbao cleared his throat. "To be honest, I won the third prize in arithmetic when I was a child, and I worked as an accountant when I grew up."

"Really?"

"Of course it's true, otherwise why would I become a bandit? Because I'm so good at accounting that I became a wanted criminal, hahaha."

Bai Jingjing clapped her hands and said, "How amazing."

Just when he was about to use the Moonlight Box to escape with the White Bone Demon, the Bull Demon King showed up to kill him.

For some unknown reason, Chun Sanshi Niang suddenly disappeared, and Bai Jingjing was injured by the poison in her body after she made a sneak attack on her.

At the last moment, in order to save Bai Jingjing, Zhizunbao used the Moonlight Box to start loading the game again and again, hoping to escape with Bai Jingjing.

But he didn't expect the light and shadow in front of him to change suddenly, and he came to a valley.

It was a very familiar valley, and seemed like Pansi Cave, but the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers were completely different from what I had imagined.

The sound of donkey hooves was heard, and a beautiful woman came leading a donkey.

"immortal?"

Zhizunbao shook his head.

"monster?"

Zhizunbao shook his head again.

"Thank you."

The woman's attention was suddenly attracted by the Moonlight Box next to Zhizunbao. She raised her hand and grabbed it.

"That'smine."

"Mine!" the woman said firmly, "Not only this, but the whole mountain, including you, is mine! I'll stamp it for you first."

She raised her hand and fire started coming out from Zhizunbao's feet.

"Hiss, hiss, hiss." He immediately took off his shoes to check, only to find three more moles on the soles of his feet.

When he looked up again, he saw the other party was about to enter the cave, Zhizunbao shouted: "Hey, wait, don't barge into the Pansi Cave."

"Pansi Cave? It's obviously Water Curtain Cave."

"Water Curtain Cave?" Zhizunbao's eyes suddenly widened, "This is where it was five hundred years ago!"

He casually took out the magic mirror.

Instead of the familiar handsome face appearing in the mirror, a monkey appeared.

"It's over!"

"Hey, boss, what a coincidence that you are here to sketch as well."

A familiar voice came.

When Zhizunbao turned around, he saw a familiar figure.

"Tan Daxian?" Zhizunbao asked in surprise, "You have also come to five hundred years ago?"

"What immortal? It sounds like a weasel that has turned into a spirit." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "I'm here on business. Is it difficult to travel back five hundred years?"

Although he was forcibly sent here by someone else's magic power, as a master he had to save face and had to be stubborn and refused to admit it even if he was beaten to death.

"Can you take me back?"

"Okay, but wait until I catch Sun Wukong."

"Catch Sun Wukong, why did you attack me?"

"Nonsense! I can't defeat Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King, two bastards combined into one, so of course I captured you, the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, to make up the number."

Tan Wenjie grabbed Zhizunbao by the collar.

"They only told me to bring Sun Wukong back, but didn't tell me which one to bring back. If it were you, what would you choose?"

"I will choose to find the real Sun Wukong." Zhizunbao said with a serious expression.

If they wanted to catch the Pig-Headed Second in Command, he would definitely not hesitate and would agree with it wholeheartedly, but if it happened to him... "I Really Have a Cow".

"Who's making noise outside? Open sesame!"

The cave door opened and a woman came out.

Fairy Zixia!

(End of this chapter)