Chapter 568 Is This Just Your Lost Monkey?

Chapter 568 Is This Just Your Lost Monkey?

Chapter 568 Is This Just Your Lost Monkey?

Fairy Zixia is the representative of fairies with love brains.

When she looked over, Tan Wenjie spoke first: "Monster?"

Fairy Zixia shook her head.

"immortal?"

Fairy Zixia nodded.

"Thank you."

The Supreme Treasure on the side: "..."

The content of the conversation was too familiar, and he suspected that Tan Wenjie was peeking from the side when his feet were stamped just now.

"Are you here to arrest me?" She glanced at Zhizunbao who was grabbed by the collar by Tan Wenjie.

She was ugly and had a wretched appearance. When she was choosing a second-hand house, she saw the servant of a local hilltop owner. Out of the kindness of a fairy, she was worried that the other party would lose his job and commit suicide. Otherwise, she would rather choose a dog than the other party.

The person in front of her is a deity, and they are in the same industry. As the wick in front of the Buddha's throne, she has reason to suspect that the other party is here to capture her, and capturing Zhizunbao is just a decoy to make her let down her guard.

In the past, she had seen gods disguised as passers-by, teahouse owners, etc., but they were all trivial tricks that were not worth mentioning.

Tan Wenjie looked at the other party in surprise, then shook his head: "No."

This strong and incomprehensible self-confidence is undoubtedly that of a fairy.

Tan Wenjie was very curious about the Buddha's precious lamp. The Yellow Wind Monster and the Golden-nosed White-haired Rat Demon had all drunk the lamp oil from it. Now even the wick wanted to escape to the mortal world and turned into the Purple and Green Twin Clouds Fairies. It was indeed a lamp that was not easy to use.

If the Buddha said that he would give him the wick after catching the Monkey King, he might consider helping out, but the current situation is that Guanyin Bodhisattva has outsourced the task of catching the Monkey King, and the nectar is more attractive to him.

"You don't have to lie, you must be here for me."

Fairy Zixia said that she had seen through everything. She had been chased all the way and had seen all kinds of fairies.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

"Yes, Master Tan." Zhizunbao pointed at Zixia, then at himself, "She wants to go back with you so much, so just take her back. We are all here to complete the mission, so it doesn't matter who you take back."

I am just an ordinary handsome guy, there is no need to force myself to be a monkey.

"That's wrong. I rarely lay hands on women."

Very rarely, that means they will take action.

I didn't expect you to be this kind of person.

After expressing strong condemnation and contempt in his heart, Zhizunbao nodded to show his belief.

He is a man, so he will definitely be beaten. The more he talks, the more he will be beaten; the less he talks, the less he will be beaten.

After so many years in the underworld, what he is best at is finding opportunities to avoid being beaten, and he is sure that Tan Wenjie will show no mercy when he strikes.

"Master Tan."

"Don't be so polite, call me Brother Jie."

"Okay, Master Tan." Zhizunbao lowered his voice, "The Moonlight Box is in her hands, why don't you take it back, and then we can go back to five hundred years later. At that time, you will continue to be the leader of the martial arts world, and I will find a new mountain to be the leader."

Tan Wenjie nodded. It was a good point, but he did not accept it.

It sounds like he is the one who is doing all the hard work, and if he wants to be the leader of the martial arts world, he can do it here.

"Fairy Zixia."

"Please call me Pansi Daxian. I just changed my name."

"Okay, Fairy Zixia."

Zixia: “…”

"Do you want the Moonlight Box?" Fairy Zixia asked vigilantly.

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "No need."

It’s just traveling through time and space. Judging from the reactions of Bodhi and Sister Guanyin, it’s a basic operation.

"I do not believe."

Damn, it’s really hard to communicate with fairies. Moreover, as a love-oriented person, she is the easiest to fool but also the hardest to fool.

The easy part is that whoever can pull out her purple sword is the one she loves, but the hard part is that men who can't pull it out are just passers-by.

"I wanted to say that we have something else to do, so we'll leave first." Tan Wenjie mentioned Zhizunbao, but when he turned around, he found that Zhizunbao was holding a mirror and putting his head close to his shoulder.

The magic mirror reflected both him and Zhizunbao.

"Damn, that doesn't make sense!" Zhizunbao looked at the monkey in the mirror, and then looked at Tan Wenjie who actually had divine special effects beauty in the mirror.

Not only did Tan Wenjie not turn into a monster, he was even more handsome than he saw in real life.

There must be something wrong with the magic mirror!
Maybe a handsome person will become ugly when looking in the mirror, and an ugly person will become handsome. It is worthy of being called a magic mirror, with really unique functions.

"Wait, can you take me with you?" Fairy Zixia said, "My sister has been chasing me. We fought so hard in our past life that the Buddha asked me to be lamp wicks with her, hoping that we could practice to resolve this grudge. I didn't expect that we would fight even more fiercely in this life."

"You have the Moonlight Box, so can't you just run away by yourself?" Tan Wenjie wondered, "Besides, I'm going to take Sun Wukong to find Sister Guanyin to hand in the task, so it's definitely not convenient for you to come along."

Zhizunbao shouted hurriedly: "Convenient!"

Only if Fairy Zixia is by his side will he have a chance to get the Moonlight Box and run away. He must keep this woman who doesn't look very smart by his side.

Fairy Zixia was surprised: "Thank you."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Forget it. Since Fairy Zixia likes to walk into traps so much, it’s okay for him to hand in one more task.

I don’t know how to settle the bill with Buddha.

"No, it seems that Grape Patriarch has some ambiguous relationship with Buddha. Forget it, just pretend that I know nothing."

To be a god, the most important thing is to learn how to act stupid. He hasn’t mastered this skill very well and is currently at a half-stupid level.

"Where are we going?" Fairy Zixia suddenly asked.

"Of course I'm going...wait, who are you?" Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked at Fairy Zixia whose expression suddenly changed.

From an innocent face to a world-weary face, to be honest, he quite likes cold-hearted fairies, he feels something for them.

Zhizunbao asked, "Fairy Zixia, didn't you say you wanted to run away with us, saying that you had a perverted sister who was chasing you?"

"I'm her perverted sister."

"This person must be Fairy Qingxia." Tan Wenjie suddenly realized.

Zhizunbao: “…”

Is this the way gods think? They are obviously the same person, suffering from schizophrenia at most, so why can they switch languages ​​seamlessly to communicate?

He circled around Fairy Zixia who called herself Qingxia, and was sure that there was absolutely no problem.

"What are you doing?" Fairy Qingxia looked at Zhizunbao with a cold brow.

"Please lend me the Moonlight Box. I have something urgent to do."

"Why, are you in a hurry to go back and get married?"

"That's exactly what I mean."

Tan Wenjie raised his hand and patted Zhizunbao on the shoulder: "Don't worry, after you hand over the task with me, I will send you back personally."

"Fuck, you're trying to trick me again. If I go with you to see Guanyin Bodhisattva, I'll be turned into a monkey. How can I ever come back?"

"I admire you for being able to think so far ahead." Tan Wenjie frowned and thought hard, not wanting to be fooled.

Since persuasion through words doesn't work, the only option is persuasion through force.

He picked up Zhizunbao and soared into the sky. What about the Qingxia Fairy or the Zixia Fairy? Sorry, I'm not interested.

Qingxia chased after him on a cloud: "Wait!"

"Why did that crazy woman chase me?"

Although it was not the first time that he was pursued by a woman, it was the first time that Tan Wenjie was pursued by a woman like this, and he was still a little uncomfortable.

With his eyes scanning the area within a thousand miles, he quickly caught sight of an unexpected but reasonable figure.

Tan Wenjie landed in front of Tang Sanzang whom he met by chance.

"What a coincidence, Master."

"Amitabha." When Tang Sanzang saw a handsome man falling from the sky, he immediately put his hands together.

After so many years of journeying to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, he has summed up a set of experience: a beautiful woman is very likely to be a monster, but a handsome man is probably not a monster. Monsters have their own transformation rules, especially male monsters, who must have a beast head.

Therefore, the person who comes must be a god.

Tan Wenjie held Zhizunbao by the collar and brought him to Tang Sanzang: "Master, please come and see if it is your monkey."

If it wasn't this one, he could only continue looking for the golden monkey and the silver monkey.

"Amitabha."

Tang Sanzang kept his hands clasped together, circled around Zhizunbao again and again, and then nodded with great satisfaction.

"Thank you, Immortal! This is the one I lost."

Zhizunbao: "Fuck, Master, please don't lie with your eyes open. I don't have any hair on my face, and you still say I'm a monkey?"

"Wukong, you've turned into a human again. I've told you before that there's no need to feel inferior because you're too ugly, just like what's sung in that song." Tan Wenjie interrupted in time: "Ahem, pets should be put on a leash when they're walking."

Tang Sanzang: "Wukong is not a bad person by nature, he is just a little naughty."

"Well, that's not the way to say it. You pet owners feel that your pets are good, but for passers-by, large animals are uncertain and very dangerous without a leash."

"What the Immortal said makes sense, but small animals also have the right to freedom. Besides, small animals like Wukong are human-like and will not bite people casually." Tang Sanzang stretched out his hand to grab Zhizunbao's chin and forced him to open his mouth. "Look at you, I told you not to eat fruit before going to bed, you will get cavities."

"Oh!"

Tang Sanzang covered his eyes and said, "Wukong, you hit me again."

"Wu your mother's head." Zhizunbao wanted to jump on Tang Sanzang to vent his anger, but considering that Tan Wenjie was still watching him covetously, he chose a slightly gentler approach, "I am not your disciple, Master, you have recognized the wrong person."

"Amitabha, you must not have had enough fun. The journey to the West is very long. It's okay. We can walk slowly."

"Master, since your monkey has been found, I should also take my leave." Tan Wenjie was unwilling to stay and continue to listen to the teachings. "By the way, please tell Sister Guanyin that the goods have been signed for and give a five-star praise."

He and Zhizunbao are not very familiar with each other, so he has no pressure in betraying each other.

“Please rest assured, Immortal Master. As the saying goes… Hey, how come you are flying so fast? Being an immortal is indeed extraordinary. You need to be efficient when doing things. Wukong… Hey, why are you hitting me again?” Tang Sanzang looked at Fairy Qingxia next to him with a pair of panda eyes, “This fairy…”

Fairy Qingxia didn't dare to say a word and took off into the air to chase after Tan Wenjie.

I always thought that following the Buddha and listening to the chanting was enough of a headache, but I didn’t expect that there would be a master, worthy of being the Buddha’s subordinate.

Tang Sanzang turned his head again, looking at Zhizunbao with loving panda eyes: "Wukong~"

"Damn it!" Zhizunbao turned around and ran.

"Wukong, wait for your master."

Tan Wenjie was flying in the air, looking down and couldn't help but sigh: "What a harmonious scene, the relationship between them as master and apprentice is so good."

Fairy Qingxia, who was catching up from behind, also looked down at the bottom of the clouds.

The one running in front was Zhizunbao, and the one chasing behind was Tang Sanzang. I don't know what Tang Sanzang said, but Zhizunbao couldn't bear it anymore and turned around to beat Tang Sanzang.

Fairy Qingxia: “…”

She really wanted to know how Tan Wenjie could tell that the master and disciple had a good relationship.

"Fairy Qingxia, what a coincidence that you are flying this way too?"

"Do you know where my sister is?"

Tan Wenjie: "It's in your body."

"Are you kidding me?" She raised the purple sword and pointed it at Tan Wenjie. "I have been hunting her down all my life."

"You two are the wicks." Tan Wenjie rubbed his hands together. "When you rub them together, of course you are two souls in one body. Is it hard to understand? One of you controls the body during the day, and the other controls the body at night."

"It turns out to be like this." Fairy Qingxia was suddenly spoiled and felt that her life had lost hope.

Revenge is simple: commit suicide.

But Fairy Qingxia thought about it a little and realized that since the two sides could never see each other, killing or not didn't seem that important. Besides, she had practiced hard in front of the Buddha for so long that the resentment in her heart had actually been resolved a lot.

Those who understand will understand that at this moment she chose to let go of her hatred.

Tan Wenjie pointed to the woods below and said, "It faces south and there is a crooked tree about 1.8 meters tall. It's just the right height for you to hang yourself, Fairy Qingxia. Don't worry, no one will come to disturb you from taking revenge."

Qingxia clasped her hands together and said, "Amitabha, I have let it go."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He is so decisive and straightforward, worthy of being the wick of the magic lamp in front of the Buddha's throne. His ideological awareness is so high.

"Don't look at me like that. I've already figured out the secret. Why, don't you believe me?"

"letter!"

"Your tone is not firm and your eyes are erratic. You must think that I am afraid of death."

Shit, you said it yourself.

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "Fairy, this is wrong. I just admire your understanding and your ability to achieve the right result."

"Then why are you pouting and rolling your eyes?"

"My facial nerves are out of control. As a fairy, you will definitely not discriminate against a patient." Tan Wenjie transformed into a being with three heads and six arms, and raised two palm-leaf fans and a trident.

Fairy Qingxia: “…”

She suspected that Tan Wenjie just despised her, and he had sufficient evidence, but considering that the other party was very powerful and she also had the heavy responsibility of educating Zixia, she chose to nod.

"Where are you going next?" The topic changed awkwardly.

"Master Sanzang gave me some advice just now." Tan Wenjie's expression was serious. "I have a completely new understanding of the mundane world."

Fairy Qingxia: "So?"

"I was accidentally involved in a family dispute recently. Someone falsely accused me of stealing someone else's wife. This is the greatest insult to me."

Fairy Qingxia asked again: "So?"

"So I'm going to go to my place and take a look."

"Your territory?"

"It was the wife of the man who framed me, Princess Iron Fan, who gave me a mountain."

And you said you were not involved in other people's family disputes.

"But I refused." Tan Wenjie shook his head, "But I will take the mountain myself. I believe in self-reliance."

Fairy Qingxia: “…”

There were too many things to complain about, so she chose to recite "Amitabha" a few more times in her heart.

Black Wind Mountain.

A golden light and a green light fell to the ground.

Tan Wenjie glanced at Fairy Qingxia who was following beside him. He now really suspected that his identity as a "newbie" in the martial arts world had brought him such a huge convenience that he could even get Fairy Qingxia, one of the absolute heroines, to follow him.

It seemed like a coincidence that the other party had nowhere to go, but in fact, for some reason, everything was brought together, making her and herself act together.

As expected, as long as you have good luck, you can become the protagonist.

"We must be more careful next time."

It would be terrible if he accidentally replaced the protagonist and was forced to wear a golden hoop on his head to go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

Not to mention the food in Lingshan, he doesn't like curly hair.

"There's someone over there." After Fairy Qingxia untied the knot in her heart, she became noticeably more lively.

The body is hers tonight and she wants to have fun.

In addition to being a wick and listening to sutras under the Buddha's seat, she also has a dream of becoming a martial artist, which is definitely related to her name Qingxia.

Punish evil and promote good, eliminate violence and protect the good, and then if you encounter someone who resists violently and refuses to repent, draw out the purple and green sword and chop the opponent into pieces.

There was a caravan, and everyone in the caravan was sleeping. A sneaky figure in a black robe slowly floated out.

"monster."

Fairy Qingxia suddenly drew out her sword.

Tan Wenjie looked at her unexpectedly.

The person who can pull out the purple sword is the destined one for Fairy Zixia, so does Qingxia count? After all, there are many kinds of love.

Although Tan Wenjie has always complained that when the protagonists are unable to win, they will shout "love" and unreasonably increase their strength, but because of his many experiences, he now has a unique understanding of "love is infinite".

"What for?" Qingxia was eager to try.

"Shhh."

Tan Wenjie raised his index finger to signal her to speak more quietly so as not to scare the other person away.

If the two of them act together, it will be a complete victory. In the current world, the two fairies Zi and Qing have been strengthened in strength and have magic weapons on them, so it is easy for them to defeat the Black Mountain Monster on a hill.

In contrast, the black-robed figure in front has poor strength and clumsy movements. He is still using an outdated one-on-one method to absorb Yang energy, and has not kept up with the times.

The Black Mountain Demon, who was sticking his butt out to absorb Yang energy, suddenly felt two pairs of cold gazes behind him.

The magic power was so strong that it could pin him to the ground and make him motionless.

The Black Mountain Demon froze and dared not move.

A man and a woman were talking, their voices were arrogant and getting closer and closer.

"How to kill?"

"Cut it in half."

"Horizontal or vertical?"

"Is there a difference?"

Gulp! The Black Mountain Demon swallowed his saliva.

"Snap" X2
Two hands patted his shoulders, one on the left and one on the right.

"Robbery!"

(End of this chapter)