Chapter 572 Niuwangzhai Contribution Mall
Chapter 572 Niuwangzhai Contribution Mall
"Register here and line up. Today is the day when the Monkey King is getting married. How dare you come here empty-handed? How can people respect you?"
Zhizunbao raised his horn and shouted with his hands on his hips.
He took the initiative to take on the job of a lackey, which had absolutely nothing to do with Tan Wenjie getting the Moonlight Box. After all, commanding others was the job of the Axe Gang's leader, and he was used to being bossy, so how could he let go of this opportunity to use a feather as a token of authority?
"You, you, you, and you, what did you bring?"
"Thirty pounds of pork."
"Damn, you have the nerve to send pork over here?"
"The Bull Demon King doesn't dislike us."
"So the Bull Demon King is dead."
The little demon asked in fear: "My king, what should we do?"
"Well, but I'm not the king. The one who's picking up the bride over there is the king." Zhizunbao pointed to the figure in the distance who was talking to Bull Demon King's sister.
He raised his hand again and pointed at himself.
"I am the Second King."
The Second King sounds much more impressive than the Gang Leader.
The little demon nodded and bowed: "Second King, please show us a clear way."
"That's easy. The king has just established his empire and is in need of some chores to take care of shit and urine. You guys look like scumbags and are very suitable for toilet work. Why don't you stay and be his subordinates?"
"I do!" A little demon was the first to express his opinion.
Then everyone fell to their knees.
"Second King, I'm also good at cleaning toilets!"
"I promise, I will lick the toilet clean, woof woof!"
Before, the little demon thought he was going to die, but he didn't expect that there would be a light at the end of the tunnel. He could actually worship this top master who killed Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King successively and make him his king, and become his lackey.
"Damn, there are people rushing to do the toilet work." Zhizunbao was frightened. He pointed casually and said, "It's you. From now on, you will be in charge of the toilets. You will look like a professional."
"Thank you, Second King Wang!"
It feels so good to be the second king. Commanding the monsters to work for you is completely different from commanding those idiots in the Axe Gang.
Zhizunbao pondered the reason why he had to go back five hundred years later.
"Miss Jingjing?"
If he really had to find a reason, it would definitely be Bai Jingjing. That was the first time a pure-hearted man was moved by her.
However, looking at several female fairies swaying their waists and coming over to offer themselves for sex, Zhizunbao suddenly felt that he might not be as innocent as he imagined.
Does it make any difference whether you go back or not after 500 years? It makes no difference at all!
"Since this is five hundred years ago, can't I just go and pick up Bai Jingjing from this era?"
Not only can he maintain his position as the second king, but he can also get a more innocent Bai Jingjing, which is really killing two birds with one stone. He believes that with his extraordinary looks, top-notch skills in picking up girls, and the minimal help from Tan Wenjie, he will definitely succeed.
With his mind opened, all the problems that had troubled Zhizunbao disappeared.
On the other side, Niu Xiangxiang was looking at Tan Wenjie lovingly.
She raised her hand to wipe the saliva from the corner of her mouth.
Maybe it's not a sign of affection, maybe she's just simply hungry.
"What are you going to do with her?"
"killed."
Tan Wenjie thought that he might be too Buddhist. As the Seven-Star Demon Lord, he actually felt that Fairy Qingxia, who served under the seat of Tathagata Buddha, was a little too cruel.
He would kill and burn people at any time.
"What else?" asked Fairy Qingxia.
"That's fine with me, but her body is just the right size to help separate you two sisters."
"separate?"
As the sister of Bull Demon King, although she never needs to harm others herself, many people have died because of her various desires.
Niu Xiangxiang's life or death is not important, but her body happens to be able to be recycled.
Throughout the night, Zhizunbao was quickly gathering the monsters, while the rest of Tan Wenjie's men took the initiative to count the Bull Demon King's inventory.
"I'm getting rich."
Looking at the mountains of treasures in front of him, Tan Wenjie knew very well that if he left this world now, he would not be able to take any of these rare treasures with him, and it would be too stupid to use a lottery to get them.
However, if you directly use them as materials to strengthen weapons, refine pills, and transform them into the strength of yourself and your subordinates, you can make the most of the resources.
Turning his head and looking at the huge but confused little demons, Tan Wenjie activated the Law of Heaven and Earth.
After everyone looked over, Tan Wenjie spoke up: "Are you willing to be hunted down by the gods as low-level demons?"
Little demons: “?”
In fact, the gods never hunted them down because their level was too low.
Tan Wenjie asked again: "Don't you want to have enough food and clothes to practice advanced magic?"
This time, there were sporadic discussions among the little demons.
Tan Wenjie: "Any monster who doesn't want to become a peerless demon, a demon whose fame spreads across the universe, is not worthy of being my subordinate!"
This time the little demons were collectively excited.
"miss you!"
With the first little demon taking the lead, the rest of the little demons followed suit, their voices becoming louder and louder, until they were combined into one voice.
The sound was earth-shaking.
There are many reasons that prevent small demons from becoming big demons, such as talents, spells, and magic weapons, but the most important one is the monopoly of knowledge.
There is no way to become an immortal, and many little demons have practiced for a lifetime but only know some crude magic spells of absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon.
If they can obtain the cultivation method, they will have the opportunity to change their destiny, just like the carp leaping over the dragon gate, tens of millions of them fighting for a tiny chance.
But how many carp know that even if they really jump over the Dragon Gate, they are just wild dragons.
True dragons, like the Dragon Kings of the Four Seas, must bow down and grovel before the gods in heaven.
As for the fate of a wild dragon, pulling a chariot carrying goods is already the best outcome, while others will become a dish of dragon liver and phoenix marrow.
Tan Wenjie was stirring up emotions, and his speech made the monsters excited, as if a bright future was already waiting for them.
"Hey, is he like this often?" Zhizunbao slipped to Qingxia's side and gently touched her with his elbow.
Qingxia didn't say anything, but drew her sword and pointed it at Zhizunbao's neck.
Zhizunbao: "This sword is only 0.01 away from my neck..."
"roll!"
"okay."
After arousing Xiao Yao's emotions, Tan Wenjie shrank his body and flew back.
"How are you going to deal with them?" Fairy Qingxia asked, "Are you really going to take them to practice and fight their way up to the heavens?"
Tan Wenjie thought for a moment and said, "It's not impossible."
The gods in this world are very similar in style to those in the world of "Jigong", full of all kinds of unreliability, but considering the existence of Sister Guanyin, his methods are unlikely to be too extreme.
Fairy Qingxia: “…”
"How's your thinking?" Tan Wenjie was talking about the suggestion of separating Fairy Qingxia and Fairy Zixia.
In terms of personal feelings, Fairy Qingxia gave him a better feeling.
From other perspectives, the correct approach would be for Fairy Zixia and Zhizunbao to go to the gate tower of Sand City and pretend to be sunset warriors to take a photo together.
"I'm going to ask my sister."
"Wait till dawn?"
"Wait until dawn!"
After dawn.
Fairy Zixia: "I don't want to be separated from my sister. I want to talk to her again."
"How do we chat?"
"Wait until it gets dark."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
The two of them seemed to be having a message-based chat six hours apart, and there was nothing they could do except wait. …
Early in the morning, Zhizunbao finished his breakfast after being served by the female fairies, and came to his seat with his hands behind his back.
"Come here, line up!"
"Second King, let's take on the mission."
"Yes." Zhizunbao nodded, "Today we have a job to clean up the territory. We need 100 people. You can get 5 contributions if you complete the task. There is no limit on the level of cultivation. It will be done until the number of people is full."
"Second King, is there any job that requires cultivation?"
"We have this too." Zhizunbao said, "Patrolling the mountain, 10 contributions, and there are requirements for cultivation."
"Build a house, 2 contributions, no limit on the number of people."
"We are also recruiting stewards, 30 contributions, but there are requirements for cultivation and intelligence, and they are selected by the king himself."
There was a huge wooden sign standing on the ground. The little demons passing by stopped to look at it. After finding the job they wanted, they went to report to the manager.
Fairy Zixia looked at the gathering place of monsters which looked like a human market. She still remembered how ferocious those monsters were during the battle when Sun Wukong got married.
I didn't expect that they would all become hard-working beasts of burden in the blink of an eye.
"Is this how you urge them to work for you?" Fairy Zixia picked up an item from the "Contribution Mall".
"The Art of the Five Elements" can change one's true appearance after practicing it, and there is a chance that one will become extraordinary.
Price: 10000 Contributions.
Flying sword: A magic weapon that can be moved forward and backward at will, and can also be used to fly with the sword. It needs to be used in conjunction with the sword-controlling technique, which requires a high level of talent.
Price: 10000 Contributions.
Ghost Gun: A magical weapon that can be loaded with marbles of various attributes. The marbles need to be purchased separately, but the user does not have to spend mana.
Price: 500 Contributions.
Rent Shadow Puppet Soldiers: Rent shadow puppet soldiers to help you fight.
Price: 5000 Contributions.
Rent the mythical beast mount Suanni: You can rent the mythical beast Suanni.
Price: 50W contribution.
Rent the mythical beast mount Bi'an: You can rent the mythical beast Bi'an.
Price: 50W contribution.
Pill...
Fairy Zixia turned to look at Tan Wenjie: "Can I do the mission too?"
Divine beast mounts are considered rare treasures in the eyes of many monsters and even gods, but Tan Wenjie was willing to share them with them.
Fairy Zixia admired this reward system. She asked curiously, "What if they cheat and don't follow your rules?"
"Of course... kill."
Whoever has the bigger fist has the final say.
……
The raccoon demon shook his dizzy head. He was one of the little demons that stayed in Niuwang Village with the main group.
Its cultivation level is pretty good, barely ranking as average among the monsters, and it has just been assigned a mission to patrol the mountains.
As long as it accumulates 10,000 contributions, it can obtain a magic flying sword.
When ordinary monsters can only use ordinary iron swords and knives, magic flying swords become extremely precious.
The raccoon demon queued up to receive Xiao Zuanfeng's badge, and after looking at the map for a long time, he barely figured out where his next patrol range would be.
It straightened its back and set off, holding a large golden ring knife that was seriously inconsistent with its body size.
After walking a few steps down the mountain, the raccoon demon suddenly saw a human team. The mountain where it had practiced before was not far from humans, so it was natural that it had seen humans before.
In this world, there are two kinds of monsters whose training places are close to human living areas. One kind is a monster with low strength.
Because the famous mountains and rivers have been divided up by gods and demons, the blessed lands and caves with spiritual energy and spiritual fruits have long been owned by owners, and a little demon like it is not qualified to occupy them. Instead, forcing its way close may result in death.
The second type is a powerful monster, which looks like a demon or a fairy, and can even receive incense and offerings from mortals.
"Several soldiers and three prisoners in shackles." The raccoon demon only took a glance and figured out what was happening.
It had an idea: "Why not capture all these people and send them to the king."
Who says being a monster doesn’t require brains? Interpersonal relationships must be understood, and there are many twists and turns involved.
If we send this group of people to the king for tasting, they will definitely get a good reward.
However, just as the raccoon monster was about to take action, the officers and soldiers in front seemed to have seen something, and the knives in their hands "puffed" one after another, and all of them committed suicide.
The remaining three prisoners in shackles looked at each other.
Raccoon demon: “?”
This is the way living people do things. Does it mean that the IQ of humans near Niuwangzhai is generally low?
With strange thoughts, the raccoon demon jumped out.
"Monster." shouted a fat man in the lead.
But the posture of his scream was a little too casual, there was not much ups and downs in the sound, and he didn't even run away, but seemed to be waiting for me to catch him.
Raccoon demon: “?”
Forget it, let’s take the person back to the king first.
Niuwangzhai, inside the cave.
Tan Wenjie has sorted the treasures in the treasury into different categories. A large amount of materials have been piled up into a small hill, and not far away is the alchemy furnace.
Refining elixirs and weapons, with little zombies fanning on the side and a fire dragon in the train spewing Samadhi Fire, everything has already taken shape as the rudiments of the industrialization of magic.
A large number of pills are hung in the contribution mall, waiting for the little demons to redeem them after completing their tasks.
For the little demons, contributing to the mall is a very precious opportunity. Considering their level of cultivation, there are many things in it that they will never be able to access in their lifetime.
For Tan Wenjie, the little demons may occasionally make a small profit, but he will never lose money.
The failed elixirs now have a place to go.
"My king! A little demon brought back three people and wants to present them to you."
"people?"
Tan Wenjie then remembered that he had not yet told the little demons not to arrest anyone.
I didn't take it seriously before because Niuwang Village is far away from the human world, and there is no human habitation within a hundred miles. I didn't expect that there would be human traces.
"Bring it with you."
"Yes."
Three prisoners wearing shackles appeared in Tan Wenjie's eyes. When he saw the fat man among the three, he immediately laughed out loud.
Tan Wenjie leaned forward: "Grape Ancestor?"
The fat man shook his head: "Donor, you got the wrong person."
Tan Wenjie asked back: "How do you know Grape is a monk? And I didn't say I was calling you."
Fatty: "..."
After a moment of silence, the fat man said, "Yes, I am Bodhi, Immortal Tan, long time no see."
"You must be here to enlighten him. Do you want me to call someone over?"
Bodhi smiled and nodded: "It would be great if Immortal Tan could help."
It's a pleasure to talk about cooperation with smart people.
"Did you forget something?" Tan Wenjie took the initiative to remind him, "At the beginning, it was agreed that a master would lecture on the sutras and the Dao with me."
Grape Patriarch: "He is on his way and will be here soon."
"Grape, I trust you to do the job. We happen to have a lot of empty houses in our village. If you have nothing to do, you can stay here for a few more days."
If he didn't get the reward, he would torture Grape repeatedly.
"Don't worry, I'll definitely come."
Upon hearing this, Tan Wenjie said, "Come here, bring Zhizunbao over here and tell him that his father is here."
Bodhi: “…”
When will he be able to get used to Tan Wenjie's bad taste?
(End of this chapter)