Chapter 573 I guessed the beginning but not the ending X2

Chapter 573 I guessed the beginning but not the ending X2

Chapter 573 I guessed the beginning but not the ending X2
"My king, catch a monk!"

Another patrolling demon ran in, pulling a figure that looked very familiar.

They had met before.

Of course I have seen it in other worlds.

Hear the news.

Bodhi smiled: "He is here."

Tan Wenjie's eyelids jumped: "Is this the master you were talking about?"

Bodhi nodded: "Don't look at Sanzang like this, he is very powerful."

"Damn it!" Tan Wenjie kicked Bodhi on the butt. "Don't think I won't beat you up just because you're Buddha's vest. I've tolerated you for a long time!"

"My lord, we are all gods, please give me some face." Bodhi rubbed his butt and took a few quick steps, then turned to look at Tan Wenjie, "Sanzang is a great monk, very powerful."

Seeing that Tan Wenjie was about to run up and kick again, Bodhi quickly covered his butt with one hand and his mouth with the other, dodged and ran forward two steps.

"The Supreme Treasure."

"Which bastard dares to call me by my name!" The Supreme Treasure turned his head left and right while parading in the streets.

I didn't see anyone, so it should be a spell like transmitting sound over a thousand miles.

There is only one person in the entire Niuwang Village who dares to use this kind of magic.

"Come up."

"It's the king, here he comes!"

As soon as Zhizunbao entered the door, he saw two familiar faces.

"Grape! Master Sanzang?"

"Brother, you've got the wrong person. What grapes?" Patriarch Bodhi pretended not to understand.

Zhizunbao turned around and asked, "My king, isn't he a grape?"

"No."

"They all look the same and are both disgusting."

"Really?" Tan Wenjie looked at him in confusion, "Obviously this one is more obscene."

Patriarch Bodhi: “…”

Forget it, I can’t beat him.

"Supreme Treasure, I leave these two men to you." Tan Wenjie warned, "This bastard who looks like a grape is a prisoner. Use whatever tricks you have on him. Don't be polite."

"But, my king, we ourselves are the bad guys."

"Are monsters bad guys?" Tan Wenjie shook his head in frustration, "Superficial! Judging people by appearance! If I also judge people by appearance, wouldn't you be beheaded?"

Zhizunbao: "We are all handsome guys. Even if you are stronger than me, there is no need to slander me. I am slightly better than you in appearance. This is recognized by the Axe Gang."

Tan Wenjie snorted and laughed: "Why not go ask the little demons in Niuwang Village who is more handsome between the two of us."

"It must be you. They are all your younger brothers, and I am just the second king." Zhizunbao said that he would never be fooled easily.

Tang Sanzang said, "Donor Tan, Wukong is naughty and a little ugly, but if you get to know him, you will find that he is just childish and kind by nature."

The real Sun Wukong had been killed by himself long ago.

Zhizunbao is Sun Wukong. Sun Wukong is dead, and now Zhizunbao is the only certified monkey.

Once he puts on the golden hoop, there will be no Supreme Treasure, or a brand new version of Supreme Treasure, Sun Wukong.

"Master Sanzang, please follow Sun Wukong to the dungeon. We have to follow the procedures here, and this is also for your safety."

There are too many monsters. Even if they dare not speak carelessly due to Tan Wenjie's strength, it is not a problem for them to sneakily get some of Tang Monk's scraps.

I have always had a good relationship with Sister Guanyin, so I have to take care of her younger brother.

After Zhizunbao took Bodhi Patriarch and others away, Tan Wenjie immediately arranged: "Immediately let the mall update the exchange product. The new product is called Tang Sanzang's Immortality Scraps."

He paused, and continued, "Also, arrange for a careful and attentive little demon to take care of Tang Sanzang and collect all the things that fall from Tang Sanzang's body, such as hair, foot skin, etc."

"Your Majesty, Tang Sanzang is a monk."

"Who said monks have no hair?"

The big monk has no hair, but the little monk has some.

That night, Fairy Qingxia and Fairy Zixia were still having a delayed conversation.

Tan Wenjie went to the dungeon to meet Tang Sanzang, and brought Chu Renmei with him, under the pretext of providing benefits to employees. After the battle, the Black Mountain Old Demon devoured souls and sucked spirits until his belly swelled, the zombies had the Blood Angels to drink as much as they wanted, but Aunt Mei gained nothing.

Half an hour later.

[Buddha's Heart is Clear: You enter a state of Buddhist power gain, all Buddhist power increases by +200%, Buddhist enlightenment +200%, duration 200h]

[Killing Intentions Rising: The devil in your heart is awakened, entering a frenzy state, attack speed +100%, sanity loss speed +100%]

Tan Wenjie took a deep breath and forced himself to adjust his state.

"Grape is right. Tang Sanzang is indeed a true master."

Moreover, he is a top master who can increase buffs through chatting and preaching, but the mental drain is very severe.

Turning his head to look at Chu Renmei, the resentment in the other party had dissipated a lot. As expected of Tang Sanzang, he almost saved Chu Renmei on the spot.

However, feeling the increasingly powerful murderous aura from Chu Renmei, he felt that Chu Renmei was just going from one extreme to another.

……

late at night.

Tan Wenjie met Fairy Qingxia: "How are the preparations going?"

Fairy Qingxia: "Zixia said she wanted to return to the Buddha to continue her practice."

Did you make the wrong choice between the two of you?

When one person made a choice, Tan Wenjie suddenly grabbed him, and the soul of that person was pulled out of his body, shaking transparently with his eyes closed.

He raised his hand and grabbed Niu Xiangxiang, and slapped his soul into her body.

After a while, Niu Xiangxiang slowly opened her eyes.

"Sister! We finally meet in this life."

"Yeah, have you really decided?"

"I escaped to the lower world this time to find my beloved." Zixia turned her head and glanced at Tan Wenjie, "It's just that I guessed the beginning but not the ending."

She found her ideal man, but she didn't expect that he was actually a monkey, and she didn't expect that Tan Wenjie would kill it with a slingshot.

Zhizunbao is another person she likes.

It seems like the ideal person is everywhere, and there is no longer that feeling of picking one in a million.

People who bravely pursue love are very picky about love. Uniqueness and suffering are more important than feelings, and they will give it a sense of sacredness.

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Just talk, look at what I am doing.

"Sister, this purple sword is for you." Zixia looked at Qingxia affectionately, "I hope you can find your soulmate."

Fairy Qingxia: "I will go back with you and continue to practice under the Buddha."

The resentment between the sisters was resolved unknowingly.

Their feelings go far beyond the love between men and women, and Qingxia has no interest in her lover. Before this, her mission was to hunt down Zixia, but now she has suddenly lost her goal and has nothing to do. She suddenly misses the days of practicing in front of Buddha.

No need to think too much, just meditate every day.

Qingxia turned her head and glanced at Tan Wenjie.

If she had to say what the most profound part left on her after she was forced to follow Zixia to the mortal world was, it would be the days when she and Tan Wenjie became a male and female evil duo, killing people and setting fires everywhere.

Only when gods can achieve their level can they be said to be free and easy.

"The oath that works for me will certainly work for you, too. We are one person." Zixia seemed to have sensed the hesitation in Qingxia's heart, "Besides, you and I have been entangled for so many years, we should let each other go and spend some time alone."

After saying goodbye and hoping to see you again, Fairy Zixia left on a cloud and headed straight for Lingshan Mountain in the West.

Fairy Qingxia was gazing towards the direction of Lingshan Mountain. The red glow in the sky seemed like her sister's farewell.

After a long silence, she said with emotion: "Zixia and I..."

"Chong-"

The sound of a sword being unsheathed was heard.

Fairy Qingxia turned around abruptly when she heard the voice, and saw Tan Wenjie pulling out the purple sword and pointing it towards the sky.

In the moonlight, a ray of silver frost illuminated his eyes.

The stern face made Fairy Qingxia vaguely think of the figure of Tan Wenjie who fell from the sky that day.

She didn't guess the ending either.

Facing Fairy Qingxia's gaze, Tan Wenjie said: "Fairy Zixia has already left, so there is no need to marry her after drawing the sword."

Qingxia: "You..."

"Hey, let me make this clear first. I am easily threatened. If you say that I will have a stomachache if I don't marry her, then I will definitely nod and agree."

When it comes to beautiful women throwing themselves at him, he has no principles and is easily influenced by others. He is too willing to give others a warm home, and there are some things he cannot control.

"The person who pulls out the purple sword will definitely not be Zixia's ideal person." Qingxia asked, "What do you think of what Zixia said before that if you pull out the sword, you will become her ideal person?"

"It's unreasonable." Tan Wenjie shook his head. "When it comes to relationships, you have to look at yourself. You drew the sword so hastily. What if the person who drew the sword was an ugly guy?"

"God's arrangement is the greatest."

"If she's pretty, I can accept that, but otherwise, my fate is up to me."

He is so superficial that when he advises others on how to fall in love, he tells them to focus more on inner beauty, but when it comes to himself, outer beauty is the most important.

……

At the same time, when Fairy Zixia flew away on a cloud, five people also came here.

Four of them were wearing the armor of the Heavenly King, holding a sword, a treasure banner, a pipa and a purple-golden fox.

The leader was the three-eyed god holding a three-pointed, double-edged sword.

These five people were none other than Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings who were sent by Heaven to capture Fairy Zixia.

After going around in circles and circling the mortal world for a few times, I finally

"The one just now seems to be the Bull Demon King's sister."

"Fairy Zixia once appeared here and fought with Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King. Maybe we can catch her here."

"We go straight in and kill them?"

"If we make too much noise, Fairy Zixia might be alarmed and she might even run away." Erlang Shen was very cautious. "We must be careful this time to maintain the face of the Heavenly Court!"

"What about us?"

"Change, blend in!"

The five gods looked at each other, a divine light flashed between Erlang Shen's brows, and then he transformed himself into a little demon in armor holding a command flag.

The Four Heavenly Kings followed closely behind.

Not only are they of different species, they are also of different genders. Their changed images, postures, and twists are also very lifelike.

He swayed left and right when he arrived in front of Niuwang Village, where he was stopped by a group of patrolling little demons.

"Give the command." said the little demon.

Erlang Shen asked back first: "Don't you know me?!"

"Who are you?" The little demon stared at Erlang Shen and looked him up and down. "You are the favorite concubine of the Second King..."

"Big brother." Erlang Shen reminded at the right time.

Most monsters live together in large broods, all of whom are relatives and can be fooled with just a few words.

"It turns out to be you, old man." The patrolling little demon nodded and bowed.

When the first king almost didn't care about external affairs, the second king acted arrogantly and became the object of their flattery.

Having a way out is always better than having no way out.

"Yeah." Erlang Shen nodded slightly, put his hands behind his back and walked towards Niuwangzhai with a swagger.

However, the command flag blocked his way again.

"Well, you dare to check my password, do you want to rebel?"

The little demon did not back down: "No matter whose elder brother you are, even if the Second King comes in person, you have to report the command. This is the King's order."

There was a brief stalemate between the two sides. Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings were anxious in their hearts, but they remained calm on the surface.

On the other side, Xiao Yao saw that they were motionless and began to doubt their true identities.

The rest of the little demons slowly formed a formation and gradually gathered around, and some of them seemed to be asking for help from outside.

Just now.

"The King of Heaven and the Tiger of Earth." Erlang Shen had extraordinary hearing and immediately caught the command shouted by another patrolling demon in the mountains a few miles away.

Erlang Shen: "Let me ask you, Heavenly King Gai Di Hu!"

"Pagoda suppresses the river demon."

After hearing the command, the little demons relaxed visibly.

"Please." The little demon quickly made way.

"Humph!"

Erlang Shen and others walked into Niuwangzhai with their hands behind their backs.

Yellow sand rolled and dust flew all over the sky.

Buildings are rising rapidly.

The Four Heavenly Kings following Erlang Shen were whispering in the back.

"What do you want to do?"

"Could it be building barracks and city walls?"

The houses were tall and the walls were thick, and there were many construction methods they had never seen before.

It seems that the big demon king of Niuwang Village is dissatisfied with the discipline of Heaven and wants to cause trouble. It's a good thing that they are here today, so that these monsters can recognize who is the boss.

Erlang Shen just snorted and walked towards the little demons gathered in front with the Four Heavenly Kings.

Although there are all kinds of monsters and ghosts here, the atmosphere is unusually harmonious, just like a market for ordinary people. Some monsters are shouting loudly, and some are arguing with each other until their faces turn red.

The strange thing is that no matter what, no monster dared to take action. They all held back and endured the attack.

"Roasted pig's trotters, 2 contributions each, come and buy them."

"A divine sword that can cut hair with a single blow only costs 5 contributions!"

"Heart-protecting mirror, I'll sell it for 1 contribution, I'll sell it for money."

After Erlang Shen gave the Four Heavenly Kings a look, they separated and acted together.

He walked towards a booth.

"Hey, buy it if you want. If you don't want to buy it, don't touch it. Look at your dirty hands!"

Erlang Shen: "I'll pay you, how much do you want to sell it?"

"3 contributions." The stall owner replied.

Erlang Shen took out a handful of silver from his arms. When gods walk on earth, gold, silver and jewelry are hard currency. Most monsters will also choose to trade with human goods to measure value.

The most obvious example is the underworld, where ghosts demand money and burn all the wealth in the world.

"What are you doing?" The stall owner took a look at the silver.

In the past, he might have wanted this money very much, whether it was for buying incense or land, but now it is not possible.

No amount of silver can buy magic weapons and the magic skills for cultivation.

"Give you money."

"3 contributions."

"What is contribution?" Erlang Shen asked humbly.

"You don't even know about your contribution. Are you new here?"

"Yes."

"That is the Niuwangzhai currency launched by our king. If you do things for Niuwangzhai, you can get corresponding contributions. The contributions can be used to buy things from the king."

"What can I buy?"

"You can buy whatever you want. Magical weapons, spells, mounts, everything is available." The stall owner's eyes were filled with longing. "If I can contribute a few million, I can ride on a top-notch beast and bring magic weapons. Then all the monsters in my hometown will know that I have great potential!"

"Has a promising future?" Erlang Shen wondered.

After obtaining those top-notch divine beasts and magic weapons, they were only used to show off.

"You don't understand." The stall owner shook his head, "That's a dream."

"..."

A group of monsters actually talked about their dreams to a god like them, and the content of their dreams was all about comparison and showing off.

After a while, Erlang Shen gathered with the Four Heavenly Kings again, and the five of them discussed what they had just investigated.

"The entire Niuwang Village is different from before. All the monsters are divided into patrol monsters, miscellaneous monsters, and small leaders."

Erlang Shen asked: "What are they going to do now?"

Since the other party has gathered so many monsters, he must have other intentions.

"build house."

"Build a house?" Erlang Shen asked, "Is there anyone who can contact Fairy Zixia?"

"It's difficult. I heard that she has been living with the king. Ordinary demons cannot get close to her casually. They must have a badge."

"Then change it into a waist badge." Erlang Shen turned his head and looked towards the mountain village.

The demon settlement meanders upwards.

With their level of cultivation, it was a piece of cake for them to sneak in. After capturing a lone little demon, Erlang Shen easily obtained the information he wanted from the other party and took the other party's badge.

Erlang Shen turned around and turned into the leader of the little demons again.

Just walked in with swagger.

"The Second King is looking for people to come and do the work." A little demon came over jogging, raised his hand and pointed at Erlang Shen, and said in a domineering tone, "Come here, all of you."

The second king?
Several people turned their heads and their eyes met.

"Yes!"*5
They followed the little demon into the mountain village, and after walking around for a distance, they came to a room.

Stopping to look inside, I saw three or five female monsters chatting and talking in shrill voices.

The pungent perfume could not cover up the stench on their bodies.

"Sun Wukong?" Erlang Shen saw Zhizunbao hugging the female monsters.

Sun Wukong was supposed to escort Tang Sanzang to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, but he had ulterior motives and wanted to capture Tang Sanzang and give him to Bull Demon King so that he could marry Bull Demon King's sister.

Just recently, Erlang Shen and others saw with their own eyes the Bull Demon King’s sister flying away from the Bull King Village.

Since Sun Wukong is still alive, the Bull Demon King might not be dead either. Maybe the other party is the legendary king. Erlang Shen’s thoughts diverged.

This is a shocking conspiracy. They concealed their identities, so there is another possibility that Tang Sanzang might have been captured by them!

"What are you guys still standing there for?" Zhizunbao waved his hand, "Come here!"

"Yes."

Erlang Shen nodded. There was a big gap in strength between him and Sun Wukong. If a conflict broke out between the two sides, he might not be the monkey's opponent.

"Come here and mop the floor over here." Zhizunbao waved to Erlang Shen.

Erlang Shen nodded quickly and came over, thinking at the same time that he should deal with the other party to avenge this revenge.

Zhizunbao asked the King of Growth who had transformed into a female demon: "Hey, and that one, can you dance?"

"should be."

"If I can do it, I can do it. If I can't do it, I can't do it. Damn it, you are a piece of crap!"

Zhizunbao stood up, snatched a glass of wine from Yingying and Yanyan beside him, and drank it down his throat.

"Come on, dance with me, 1234, 2234, 3234... Why are you standing there?" He raised his hand and patted the other person on the butt.

Growth Heavenly King: “…”

"Forget it, forget it, go away!" Zhizunbao waved his hands, "You guys have lost all interest in this."

"Yes." The five people nodded.

After the five people left, Zhizunbao's eyes turned and he quickly stood up to look for Tan Wenjie.

Not far behind Zhizunbao's residence, Tan Wenjie was fishing from a distance with a fishing rod.

Straight hook without bait and water, performance art.

"Your Majesty! I have something important to report."

"explain."

Tan Wenjie had never thought that Zhizunbao would be able to integrate into the environment faster than himself. No one in the entire Niuwang Village knew how to abuse his power better than him.

Apart from the fact that he likes to take advantage of female fairies, no other shortcomings have been discovered in Zhizunbao.

"Someone may have sneaked into the village."

Zhizunbao lowered his voice and completely put himself on the side of Niuwangzhai.

"How did you know that?" Tan Wenjie looked at him puzzledly.

The current Supreme Treasure was previously a mediocre martial arts master. Although he has mixed in a lot of elixirs, medicine residues, and some rare treasures in recent days, which have rapidly improved his strength, he is still no better than an ordinary little demon.

In some worlds, Sun Wukong's flaming eyes are regarded as a magical power, while in others, it is considered an eye disease. It depends on the specific situation. At least in this world, Sun Wukong does not have that ability.

"I slapped a female demon's butt." Zhizunbao touched his chin and laughed, "She didn't even shy away from calling me a bad person."

Tan Wenjie nodded: "This is indeed very strong evidence."

Fairy Qingxia, who just came over with a pot of tea: "?"

Were they speaking some coded language? Why didn't he understand a word of it? "She must be a man in disguise!" Zhizunbao raised his index finger, with an expression that he had seen through the problem completely. "When I spanked him, his reaction was exactly the same as the second in command."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

He admitted that he overestimated Zhizunbao and thought that he was really good at picking up girls. It turned out that it was because he understood men too well and used the process of elimination.

"It should be the gods in heaven." Tan Wenjie guessed reasonably.

Monsters are different from other people. They will gather together when there is benefit, but will run away immediately if there is any danger.

Fairy Qingxia was puzzled: "Why?"

Tan Wenjie and Zhizunbao turned to look at her at the same time. Although they didn't say anything, their meaning was self-evident.

Fairy Qingxia: "Because of me?"

"My king, what should we do now?" Zhizunbao raised his right hand and gestured, "Should we just kill him?"

"As far as I know, the gods who are chasing Zixia from the sky this time are Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings." Fairy Qingxia reminded.

Zhizunbao quickly retracted his hands and hid them behind his back.

I just suddenly felt the weather was a bit cold and my hands were frozen.

He had heard of the reputation of Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings, and they were widely believed in among the people.

"Supreme Treasure, come here."

"My king, brother, we are all from five hundred years ago, so there is no need to embarrass me."

Even though Tan Wenjie hadn't said anything yet, Zhizunbao had already guessed what he would face next.

This may be the tacit understanding between the two.

"Don't worry, it's very simple."

"Is it really that simple?"

"I promise not to show up when you're picking up Bai Jingjing."

"Tsk, you talk as if I'm afraid of you." Zhizunbao said disdainfully.

Then he recalled in his mind Tan Wenjie's abilities and fame, and also thought about the wanton looks of those female monsters who rolled their eyes when they heard the title of the king.

Bai Jingjing, who looks five hundred years younger, is still inexperienced in the world. When she meets a womanizer like Tan Wenjie who has gained social status through various illegal means, she will definitely have no way to escape. He is never afraid of direct competition, but he hates people using tricks.

He quickly added, "Not just you, no one else is allowed to bubble Jingjing either!"

There are only two human-looking men in the entire Niuwang Village.

"can."

"what should I do?"

"Of course we should find them directly and threaten them." Tan Wenjie approached Zhizunbao and plotted loudly, "They definitely won't dare to fight you. They have a lot of good stuff on them, like elixirs and nectar. It would be best if we could snatch the weapons of the Four Heavenly Kings as well."

It is known that Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings failed to catch Fairy Zixia several times, and it is also known that Bull Demon King can easily kill Zixia, and Sun Wukong can kill Bull Demon King in seconds.

The probability that the five opponents dare to attack Zhizunbao directly is extremely low. If Zhizunbao is unlucky and gets beaten to death by them, Zhizunbao may be so angry that he puts on the golden hoop and transforms into Sun Wukong.

The ending is still the same.

"Boss, we need weapons, give me eight or ten magic weapons or something like that." Zhizunbao took a step back and looked at Tan Wenjie in disbelief, "Wait, you're not asking me to kill them alone, are you?"

Tan Wenjie nodded: "Yes, I am alone."

Zhizunbao tried, "I'm a wimp."

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "The leader of the Axe Gang."

Zhizunbao: "The reputation in the martial arts world is not worth mentioning."

Tan Wenjie: "Sun Wukong."

Zhizunbao: "Sun Wukong was beaten to death by you, sir. We just have the same face."

Tan Wenjie: "As the second king of Niuwang Village, your brothers all need your protection."

"Okay, loyalty is the most important thing when you are out there. Since the king trusts me, I will definitely help." Zhizunbao turned around and said, "Wait for my good news."

Fairy Qingxia, who was standing by, watched Zhizunbao's back go away and suddenly said, "He ran away. He didn't go at all."

As Qingxia said, after leaving Tan Wenjie's sight, Zhizunbao ran away.

He has no interest in the Second King at all. People in the world have misunderstood him. He is actually a good boy who is pure-hearted and loyal in love. The recent period of promiscuous days has made him feel uncomfortable all over. His body and mind have been seriously polluted, but he is just playing it for the sake of ensuring his own safety.

I just took this opportunity to escape... No, it was a chance to liberate myself and find that clean and pure soul again.

"I know." Tan Wenjie nodded.

It would be strange if Zhizunbao didn't run away. That bastard is notoriously disloyal and he would definitely slip away if he got the chance.

"What should we do now?"

"Why don't I just turn into Sun Wukong and let Zhizunbao take the blame?"

Fairy Qingxia: “…”

Simply despicable.

But she actually felt a little excited.

Tan Wenjie put away his fishing rod and used his seventy-two transformations to transform himself into Sun Wukong.

Fairy Qingxia looked at him carefully, nodded and shook her head, and finally asked, "Will Erlang Shen believe it?"

"of course."

"why?"

"Because I can pull out the purple sword."

Fairy Qingxia listened to his firm tone and for some reason her heart began to flutter.

The one who can pull out the purple-green sword is...the one you love?

……

"We may have been exposed!" Erlang Shen, who was doing chores, suddenly said.

"Impossible." Vaisravana didn't believe it.

Although Sun Wukong has great magical powers, there is no way he can see through their changes.

Erlang Shen, who was about to analyze the situation, turned around and found that there were only four people including himself.

“Where is Dhritarashtra?”

"Hahahaha, I just earned 50 contributions."

Dhritarashtra ran back excitedly and found that everyone was looking at him. He said, "I found that there are easy jobs in Niuwang Village. As long as you work hard, it's easy to earn thousands of contribution points a day."

"..."X4
“Why are you looking at me like that?” Dhritarashtra didn’t understand.

"What is the purpose of our visit this time?"

"Catch Fairy Zixia."

“You know that we are trying to capture Fairy Zixia, yet you still dare to sacrifice public power for personal gain!” Erlang Shen snorted coldly and almost drew his sword to chop.

He was willing to kill even Roaring Sky Dog with one blow, so the Four Heavenly Kings were nothing in his eyes.

"Wait, listen outside."

"It seems to be the silver bell of Fairy Zixia."

"Oh no, she found us!"

Erlang Shen and the other five turned around and returned to their original appearance, breaking through the roof and flying in the air.

The red glow in the distant sky seemed like a shawl connecting a familiar figure in golden armor.

"Sun Wukong, it's you!"

Sun Wukong was floating in the air on a cloud with his feet, while Fairy Zixia was leaning beside him like a little bird.

"Want to fight?" He stretched out his arms to hug the fairy beside him and raised his chin arrogantly.

"Humph! Sun Wukong, don't be so arrogant. Guanyin Bodhisattva is hunting you down."

Erlang Shen uttered harsh words, but his feet did not move at all, and he even slowly backed away.

The taciturn Four Heavenly Kings retreated together and kept their distance. The stinky monkey was too crazy and had mad monkey disease. If they were scratched, they would have to take medicine.

"let's go!"

……

The sky gradually darkened, with only a red line in the sky hanging like blood on the top of the mountain.

The semi-dark light cuts through the scenery.

Just as Zhizunbao successfully descended the mountain by using the identity of the Second King and was about to run away, two people suddenly jumped out from the darkness.

One held his arms on the left and one on the right.

"blind?"

"Big Brother, I'm Lao Sha."

"Who is this pig-headed brother?"

"Big Brother, I'm Old Pig."

There is one thing I don't know whether I should mention or not, but this pig-headed guy's voice sounds exactly like that bitch from the second in command, even the vulgarity is exactly the same.

Zhu Bajie asked, "Big Brother, you have turned into a human again."

Now Zhizunbao understood that they still thought he was Sun Wukong. Although he had tried hard to accept that he might be the reincarnation of Sun Wukong 500 years later, he also saw with his own eyes that Sun Wukong was killed by Tan Wenjie.

What's the point of being reincarnated? He likes a free life and has never thought of becoming a monkey, accompanying a Mediterranean, a pighead, and sending a monk to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures.

The journey is too long, and he is too delicate and fragile to be suitable for this job.

"Big Brother, have you found the whereabouts of Master?"

"You mean Tang Sanzang?"

"Big Brother, you're calling Master by his name again. Be careful that he grabs your ears and chants sutras." Zhu Bajie shook his head. "I heard that a fierce battle took place before this place, and I heard that many monsters died."

"That's right." Zhizunbao nodded, "Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King both died in that battle."

"Hahaha, Senior Brother is really good at joking!" X2
Zhizunbao: “…”

He swore that he had told all the truth he could ever tell in his life today, but no one believed him.

"Where is the master?" asked Sha Seng.

"Be a guest inside." Zhizunbao pointed to the Niuwang Village behind him, "The king inside listens to Master Tang Sanzang's lectures every day. He has food and drink inside, and there are beautiful girls serving tea and water."

"Hiss!" X2
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha looked at each other and saw disbelief in each other's eyes. There were actually people in this world who could tolerate their master's nagging and even take the initiative to listen to his lectures.

As expected of a demon king, he has such strong willpower and is destined to accomplish great things.

"Big Brother, to be honest, I miss Master very much." Zhu Bajie said, "Can you recommend me to accompany Master?"

Zhizunbao looked at Pighead with contempt.

This treacherous, shameless and lustful nature is exactly the same as that of the second in command.

"Sun Wukong! It's you!"

Suddenly, a divine light flashed in the sky.

"Why are Erlang Shen and the Four Heavenly Kings here too?" Zhu Bajie looked up into the distance.

"Look, I said I'm not Sun Wukong." Zhizunbao pointed at the golden-armored monkey hugging the fairy in the distance and said excitedly, "The real Sun Wukong is over there."

The two sides in the distant clouds did not fight, and the battle ended with Erlang Shen and others retreating on their own initiative.

"After so many years, the gods in heaven are still so timid." Zhu Bajie complained, then he turned to look at Zhizunbao, "Brother, stop playing, that monkey must be fake."

Zhizunbao was puzzled: "Huh? How do you know it's fake?"

The real Sun Wukong was killed in front of him, so it’s okay to say that the other party is fake.

"Of course it's fake. That monkey looked very elegant with his head held high." Zhu Bajie analyzed proudly, "Big Brother, you look average but your temperament is very vulgar. Back then, you beat the other monkeys with your fists and they had to call you the Monkey King. Hehe, I know all the gossip about you."

"Depend on!"

Although he is not Sun Wukong, Zhizunbao still wants to use his fists to beat Pighead into the second in command, and then beat the second in command into Pighead.

"You are angry again." Zhu Bajie jumped back and created some distance.

Monk Sha said at this time: "You two stop making trouble, save Master first and hurry on your way."

After saying this, he and Zhu Bajie turned to look at Zhizunbao.

"What are you all looking at me for?"

"Save Master!" X2
"Hey, you two, stop pulling me."

The small body of Zhizunbao was lifted up by two people, one on the left and one on the right, and walked back to Niuwangzhai.

It seems impossible to escape, so he can only go back to find Tang Sanzang. He hopes that the other party, as a master, can understand him.

"Hey, Second King, why did you bring back a pig-headed monster?"

A toad spirit pointed at Zhu Bajie.

"Yes, the king said that our Niuwang Village has very high requirements for appearance to join. He is so ugly, he will definitely not be accepted."

Zhu Bajie glared with his pig eyes.

^(*￣(oo)￣)^
He was about to kick him, but was stopped by Zhizunbao and Sha Monk.

Zhu Bajie struggled a few more times.

"what happened?"

A group of monsters came rushing over, and when Zhu Bajie saw them, he immediately became obedient.

"Wait, we can't make things more complicated." Zhizunbao whispered, "These are patrolling demons. Their badges are given by the king. They contain fax spells and can communicate infinitely. If things get out of hand, the king will definitely come and kill us."

"Humph, all for the sake of saving Master." Zhu Bajie was unhappy, "Big Brother, I'll give you a favor. Otherwise, even if these monsters come at me together, I won't take them seriously."

Although Zhizunbao really wanted to complain, but thinking of his current situation, he decided to play dumb for the time being.

Zhizunbao gritted his teeth and said, "I believe you."

Zhu Bajie puffed out his belly and said, "Well, you heard me, or I would definitely punish you."

"Second King?" The little demons looked at Zhizunbao.

Zhizunbao kicked Zhu Bajie on the butt: "Beat him!"

The monsters swarmed forward and dispersed after a burst of violent attacks.

"Get out of the way!" Zhizunbao took a few steps, jumped and stepped on Zhu Bajie's pig head. Not satisfied, he jumped back and forth on it several times before stopping.

Zhizunbao wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Lock them in the dungeon."

"Yes, the second king!"

……

Niuwangzhai, dungeon.

Tan Wenjie once again came to Tang Sanzang to refresh the buff. Although the process was very torturous, as if countless flies were buzzing in his ears, as long as he could hold on, he would gain great help.

It reminded him of the time when he was playing a certain game and was unable to skip the plot, causing him to suffer tremendous mental torture.

"Master, here I come again."

“Amitabha, the Immortal has a heart for Buddha.” Tang Sanzang put his hands together, “It reminds me of a song, like, dangdangdang, dangdangdang~”

Tan Wenjie: “…”

"Why don't you ask me what song this is?"

"Because if I ask you, you will definitely sing, and if you sing I will be unable to resist beating you up." Tan Wenjie put his hands together, "Amitabha, this is all for your own good, Master."

"Amitabha." Tang Sanzang nodded, "I see. But I have a question, it's like..."

"Depend on!"

Tan Wenjie couldn't help but strangle him.

"Oh, sorry, Master. I have endocrine disorders recently." Tan Wenjie let go of his hand. "Maybe I am too emotional. I hope you don't mind."

"Of course not. How about I sing a song for you?" Tang Sanzang offered.

Tan Wenjie clenched his fist, and veins bulged on his fist.

"My king, why are you here?" Zhizunbao's familiar voice suddenly came from behind.

There is also a pig head with a swollen face like a pig's head, and a Mediterranean monk who looks exactly like the blind man.

"King!" X2
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha looked at Tan Wenjie warily, as this man was the man behind the scenes who controlled Niuwang Village.

He has a handsome appearance, refined temperament and good taste in clothes.

"You two must be Master Sanzang's disciples, Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing." Tan Wenjie nodded with a smile.

"That's right! What do you want?" Zhu Bajie asked with his neck stiff.

"Master Sanzang helped me a lot. I wanted to send him away before, but your eldest brother was unwilling to turn back into a monkey." Tan Wenjie pointed at Zhizunbao, "I was worried that Master Sanzang would be in danger on the way, but it's good that you are here. I can rest assured to leave the master to you."

"So that's how it is." Zhu Bajie breathed a sigh of relief.

He was totally pretending just now.

"I've already said that I'm not Sun Wukong." Zhizunbao walked into the cell, "Master, I'm really not your disciple. You must believe me."

Tang Sanzang: "Wukong, have you ever heard of dangdangdang, dangdangdang?"

Tan Wenjie on the side: "..."

He quietly hid away.

Zhizunbao: "What is dangdangdang, dangdangdang?"

He is still too naive.

"Only you~Ouch!" Tang Sanzang fell to the ground, covering his eyes.

X3
Zhizunbao clenched his fist and turned around, only to see Tan Wenjie, Zhu Bajie and Sha Monk looking at him with disappointed eyes.

You three were clearly clapping just now, don't think I didn't hear you.

"Big Brother, why are you bullying Master again?"

"Big Brother, you are so naughty, Master, are you okay?"

"Ah, Master Sanzang, I'm not the one who's causing trouble. If my monkey behaved like this, I would definitely take action."

Zhizunbao: "Fuck, you three bitches!"

Not only are there such despicable and shameless people in the world, but there are three of them at once!
"You all blamed Wukong wrongly." Tang Sanzang got up, "He just has a hard time controlling his temper. He's actually kind-hearted. Wukong o~o~o~only~ Ouch!"

Hit the street again.

Tang Sanzang with panda eyes tried to get up again and was about to show off his singing.

Tan Wenjie took the initiative to say: "Master Sanzang, language education is useless. Have you ever considered using other methods to educate him?"

"Other methods?" Tang Sanzang wondered.

"Buddha's Palm."

Tan Wenjie raised his right hand and used only a tiny bit of strength to confine the effect of the Tathagata Palm to within the range of an arm.

Golden light flashed and dragon shadows flew.

Tang Sanzang: "Tathagata Palm?"

"Pa!" Tan Wenjie slapped Zhizunbao on the head.

"oops!"

"Does what I said make sense?"

"Yes, of course!"

A wise man never suffers a loss in front of him, so Zhizunbao could only nod and accept it.

Give him more time, and wait until he turns into Sun Wukong... Damn, it seems that even if he turns into Sun Wukong, he still cannot beat Tan Wenjie. Never mind, just be patient. When he was the leader of the Axe Gang, he had to be patient more.

Tan Wenjie signaled Tang Sanzang to take action: "Try it, it feels great."

"This, isn't good." Tang Sanzang hesitated.

"Really, it feels great." Tan Wenjie grabbed his arm and slapped Zhizunbao on the back of his head.

"Ouch!" Zhizunbao fell to the ground again.

He knew exactly how to take a beating that would make him look worse without causing much pain.

"Is it great?" asked Tan Wenjie.

Tang Sanzang nodded: "Yes, it feels great."

He squatted down and kept patting the back of Zhizunbao's head with his right hand.

clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap clap...

Zhizunbao looked up at Tan Wenjie with resentment, then looked at Tang Seng.

"Pa!" Tang Seng slapped him again, "Why are you looking at me? Is there a Buddhist scripture on my face? Read it."

Zhizunbao swallowed all the dirty words and tried to recite a few random sentences to fool people.

"Snapped!"

Another slap on the head.

Tang Sanzang: "Sorry, I just got carried away."

"..."

Depend on!
Once I become powerful, I will definitely not let them go.

"Master, can I try it too?" Zhu Bajie was eager to try. It was rare for him to see such an obedient senior brother.

He knew that if he didn't take action now, he would never have another chance in the future.

"Snapped!"

"Ouch!"

The pig head fell to the ground.

(End of this chapter)