Chapter 574: Pet Washing Master

Chapter 574: Pet Washing Master

Chapter 574: Pet Washing Master
"Amitabha."

Tang Sanzang was very talented in practicing Tathagata Palm. If Fahai was a natural born Buddha, then he was a natural born Buddha.

Although the other party kept muttering and nagging like a fly, buzzing and annoying, his attainments in Buddhism were far superior to Tan Wenjie's.

As a time traveler with a system and cheats, Tan Wenjie once again saw what unreasonable talent is.

"o~o~o~only~you~"

The only annoying thing is that Tang Sanzang wants to sing all the time.

"I've tolerated you for a long time!"

The Supreme Treasure gave a flying kick.

"Buddha's Palm."

"what--"

Tang Sanzang glanced at Zhizunbao, who was stuck on the wall like a painting, then looked at his own palms and put his hands together: "Amitabha, what Tan Xianchang said is right, it really works."

Tan Wenjie: “…”

Unexpectedly, the talkative Tang Monk would be so violent in his actions. He strongly condemned him with his eyes.

Zhizunbao slid down the wall little by little.

Tang Sanzang: "It's hard to predict what's going on in this world."

Tan Wenjie, who was standing nearby, had a strong sense of déjà vu, as if he had seen this scene somewhere before.

Ah, I remembered it.

But the relationship between the two sides is reversed.

"Master, we are still young, don't always use violence." Tan Wenjie took out the golden hoop and gestured on Tang Sanzang's head.

Although he is annoying and long-winded, can drive people crazy when he speaks, and he also loves to sing, his ability to add buffs is real. As long as you can resist his mental torture and listen to him for a while before the battle, your strength will be greatly improved.

Tang Sanzang turned to look at Tan Wenjie: "Master Tan, what are you going to do?"

"You seem to have lost a golden hoop."

"I had one that looked similar before." Tang Sanzang said, "But Wukong liked it very much, so I gave it to him. He was always angry afterwards. I guess he might not like it, but you know his personality. He always doesn't like to say things."

Tan Wenjie silently put away the golden hoop. The problem must be with himself. How could he take the initiative to talk to Tang Sanzang when there was no need for a buff?

"Speaking of the golden hoop, I remembered another thing..."

"Ahhhhh!!"

The little demon in charge of guarding the dungeon screamed and slammed his head against the wall, blood splattered, and his body slowly slid down.

Judging from the rise and fall of his chest, he should be breathing.

Tang Sanzang: "Is he okay?"

"Of course it's okay, it's just that what you said was too... huh?" Tan Wenjie's eyes were on the other little demon who was in charge of guarding the dungeon.

Although the other party's eyes were red and he had obviously entered an unbearable manic state, Tan Wenjie could feel the change in his aura.

Especially subtle changes in the other person's appearance.

If he remembered correctly, the other party should be practicing the "Five Elements Technique" to be able to change his true form, and there is a certain probability that he can become a rare species of divine beast.

As for the divine beasts, they are just high-end ingredients in the world of immortals... It is better than being the lowest-level mud-legged demon in the demon world, and when they die, they serve as a background board like a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals.

The guarding little demon was originally a deer demon. After listening to the sutra, his deer eyes became much more lively, and his body faintly flashed with five-colored light.

Tan Wenjie casually threw the golden hoop onto the deer monster and quickly glanced at its attributes.

【Deer Demon】

Rarity: Purple
Loyalty: 80
Talent: Five-Colored Deer (provides protection to allies, reduces damage by 8%)

Skill: Jiangji (target attack damage +10%, no more than 5 points)
Unexpectedly, it actually accelerated the speed of the true form change and increased the success rate.

Tan Wenjie turned to look at Tang Sanzang again. Now he finally understood what Patriarch Bodhi meant. Apart from being very difficult to endure, it was indeed extraordinary.

"Ouch!"

Zhizunbao, who had just climbed up and tried to launch another sneak attack, was knocked down again.

"Child, child, why are you so bad?" Tang Sanzang walked to Zhizunbao and sang softly, "Bullying, cheating, why do you do it~"

Zhizunbao clenched his fists.

"Hey, hey, it seems like Big Brother is angry again." Zhu Bajie, the pig-headed man whose face was swollen even more than a pig's head, said in a low voice but everyone in the audience could hear it.

Old Pig is always there to watch the fun. He is the one who is beaten black and blue, and he is most happy to see this kind of situation.

Monk Sha said, "Big Brother wants to challenge Master again? He doesn't have a long memory. When will he realize that he is no match for Master?"

"what--"

"Master Sanzang, spare the monkey."

Seeing Tang Sanzang advocating against violence while acting ruthlessly, Tan Wenjie quickly spoke out to stop him.

With tears in his eyes, Zhizunbao looked at him expectantly.

"It's not too late to fight again later. I'll teach you some cooler moves that will be very useful against monkeys."

Zhizunbao stood up, put one hand on his waist and pointed at Tan Wenjie: "Damn, are you jealous that I'm more handsome than you?"

"How pitiful! The monkey's brain has been beaten silly." Tan Wenjie shook his head with pity.

"Amitabha, is there anything the Immortal wants me to do?"

"This is something that is good for all of us. It is a public welfare action."

"Public welfare? What is public welfare?"

"It's the kind of legal money-making behavior where everyone contributes together and I take all the benefits. In the end, everyone has to thank me."

"what?"

"It seems that I am saying it too bluntly for you monks to understand." Tan Wenjie could only explain it in a more understandable way, "Public welfare means that everyone works together to help those in need. As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a beautiful world~"

I couldn't help it and accidentally sang out loud.

Monk Sha wiped the corners of his eyes and said, "I don't know why, but when I heard him singing, I suddenly wanted to donate money."

Zhu Bajie: "..."

He likes singing very much, but every time he sings he is called a hooligan. This world is too unfriendly to ugly pigs.

"I see." Tang Sanzang nodded, "I hope to be able to participate in such a public welfare action."

"Then let's do it without further ado."

According to Tan Wenjie's observations in recent times, the little demons have a great demand for the skills, and will basically exchange them for the "Five Elements Technique" as soon as possible. In addition, some little demons do not follow the rules and secretly engage in illegal transactions, selling them multiple times at extremely low prices.

Compared with wealth, knowledge can be copied infinitely as long as one has a good memory and a strong learning ability.

Tan Wenjie has always turned a blind eye to this. As long as the transaction is ongoing, someone needs to make a contribution, and it doesn’t matter how the money is spent.

……

It was a dark and windy night, and many monsters gathered.

The area around Niuwang Village is fifty miles in radius, and the evil spirit is overwhelming.

On a hill not far away, Erlang Shen, with a bulging head, was looking into the distance with a serious expression.

"Sun Wukong is lawless, Fairy Zixia has gone down to the mortal world without caring about the face of the gods, and Tang Sanzang has been captured and may be in danger at any time. If we don't destroy Niuwang Village, it will not be enough to appease the anger of the gods."

Just as Erlang Shen was making a glorious speech and trying to find the moral high ground to point fingers, an inopportune voice suddenly rang out.

"Erlang Shen, where is your Sky-Roaring Dog?"

"..."

Damn, who is so short-sighted?

Erlang Shen suddenly turned his head and found that the three heavenly kings were covering Guangmu Tianwang's mouth.

“Mmmm…” Guangmu Tianwang struggled.

you again!
"Since everyone has no objection." Erlang Shen snorted and turned around and said, "Let's go back to the Heavenly Court to ask for permission to destroy Niuwang Village and put an end to their arrogance!"

After saying that, he leaped into the sky.

Now that the reason for sending troops has been found, the most important thing is to act quickly to save face.

Seeing Erlang Shen turning into light and flying into the sky, Guangmu Tianwang, who finally let go of his mouth, was puzzled, "Why did you cover my mouth? I haven't seen Xiaotian Dog for a long time."

We are all pet owners, so it is reasonable for us to care about each other's pets.

"Protect your mink."

"Yes, Erlang Shen is very petty."

"Yes."

"Boom——" a beam of light came.

The Four Heavenly Kings all shut up, but from their expressions one could tell what they wanted to say.

I told you, Erlang Shen is very stingy.

"boom--"

Another beam of light swept over.

Damn, I can’t even think about it in my heart. Don’t be so arrogant, Three Eyes.

"boom--"

Four kings:"……"

"Erlang Shen is handsome and has good character. I am most grateful that I can follow him to do things on earth this time."

"Who said it wasn't true? When I go back and write a report, I must state that everything was guided by Erlang Shen. Such an outstanding deity is worthy of being the nephew of the Jade Emperor."

……

Niuwangzhai.

Tang Sanzang and his disciples followed Tan Wenjie out of the dungeon and found a group of monsters gathered outside with a foul stench.

The master and his disciples had seen many big scenes, so although there were many monsters before them, they were not scared.

"Master, do you see that these monsters all have innocent smiles on their faces?" Tan Wenjie pointed at the group of monsters in front of him. "Monsters are kind in nature, but they like to kill and burn because they haven't received proper education. Now is the time for you to stand up and do charity work."

Tang Sanzang chants sutras to speed up the transformation of the little monsters, and then the excellent ones are selected. Finally, Tan Wenjie uses the golden hoop to capture the monsters with excellent qualifications.

Train services.

Even if you cannot capture it, you can keep it with you as a temporary buff.

"What is this pot?" Tang Seng pointed to the big iron pot in front of him, which was steaming.

Looks a little familiar.

On his journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures, he found that almost every monster he met had such a big iron pot in their home. Coincidentally, Tang Sanzang seemed to often go in to take a bath.

The fact that he was able to walk for so many years and remain healthy is inseparable from Tang Sanzang's frequent bathing.

Tan Wenjie: "I'll stew you." Tang Sanzang: "..."

Zhu Bajie, who had turned into a fat pig head, said: "I have long seen that you, a pretty boy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are not a good person!"

After saying so much, in the end he still wanted to stew the master and eat his meat. If he followed the script, the other party would definitely eat the pig's head next, and maybe even the pig's penis.

In order to protect his own safety, Zhu Bajie would always stand up immediately at this time.

"You don't understand this." Tan Wenjie shook his head, indicating that the other party did not understand his true meaning. "These little demons are simple-minded and do not understand the truth. They only eat and poop. Without good things to urge them, will they come? But Master Sanzang's bath water is different. Tell them that as long as they come to listen to the lecture, they can get a bowl of Tang Sanzang's thick soup."

He only said it was Tang Sanzang's soup. He didn't say whether drinking it would make one immortal, nor did he say that Tang Sanzang must be stewed until he was soft and boneless. There was no false advertising involved.

He will not be responsible for any imaginary things and will even criticize them severely.

"Are they really willing to come?"

Tan Wenjie nodded affirmatively and said, "This is called the principle of leading eggs, and I have arranged someone to ensure that all the little demons in the entire village can be called over willingly in the shortest possible time."

"Trust?"
"Look over there!" Tan Wenjie turned around and pointed.

Dozens of monsters sat cross-legged on cushions, with pious and serious expressions, chanting "Amitabha" continuously.

Coupled with his previous publicity, many confused little demons indeed gathered around him.

"What's the point of this?"

"The herd effect, or the queuing principle, is that people will subconsciously follow others as soon as they see them queuing," said Tan Wenjie. "They don't care whether it's real or fake, or whether the product is good or bad. They may not even know what they are queuing for."

Hiss, you are such a bad person.

After several people recalled their experiences, they found that this seemed to be the case.

Zhu Bajie asked: "Since you are the king, why don't you just order them to come and listen to the sutra? Is there any other principle behind this?"

He always felt that the other party was eyeing him.

"It has nothing to do with the principle." Tan Wenjie shook his head, "I have to maintain my authority as the king."

If the monsters found out that their king was forcing them to listen to Tang Sanzang chanting, their loyalty would drop drastically.

The Monster King must maintain his humanity and bravely fight against the forces of justice.

"Amitabha." Although Tang Sanzang did not understand what Tan Wenjie meant, he still put his hands together and said, "Don't worry, Immortal, I will definitely participate in this charity event to the end."

He stood up and sat in the pot, but it was not as hot as he had imagined.

He knew in his heart that it must be Tan Wenjie who used some magic to reduce the temperature, so even the last bit of fear disappeared.

Outside the pot.

The monsters transformed into saber-toothed tigers, with saliva hanging from the corners of their mouths like crystal pendants, and they stared at Tang Sanzang who was being stewed with wide eyes.

"Big Brother, what if a fight breaks out later?" Zhu Bajie held an iron rake in his hand and looked around nervously.

The pairs of scarlet eyes in the darkness made his courage tremble and he felt like urinating.

Although Tan Wenjie was guarding on the side, facing the hungry monsters, Tan Wenjie estimated that it would be difficult to stop all of them. If a few dozen of them slipped through the net, they would be in danger.

Zhizunbao said without thinking: "Fight? Of course I will run away."

Makes sense!
However, the development of the matter was completely different from what they had imagined. When Tang Sanzang began to chant, golden light began to flash on his body.

Buddha's light shines.

The little demons put their hands together.

They endured it and could feel the changes in themselves, but they also had to experience mental torture.

"Ahhh, I can't stand it anymore!" A bull demon suddenly stood up.

Preaching to cows is extremely harmful.

He rushed forward with red eyes, completely losing his mind like a bull.

"Go!" Monk Sha shouted, "Protect the Master!"

Then the bull demon rushed to him and pulled out a rope to tie it around his neck.

"Stop or I'll strangle myself!"

Tang Sanzang opened his eyes and looked at the bull demon that rushed towards him in confusion.

"A person only has one life, how can you waste it? Monsters have worked hard to get to where they are now. If you think I'm noisy, just tell me. Don't hurt yourself just because you don't like others. In fact, you can also hit me, but I want to remind you that my eldest disciple is Sun Wukong. He has a bad temper and is very good at fighting. He often says he wants to kill other people's families. People are born from human mothers, and monsters are born from monster mothers. Oh, by the way... what's your mother's surname?"

Bull Demon: “Ahhhh——!”

He suddenly exerted force with both hands and strangled himself unconscious.

Tan Wenjie in the distance shook his head in dissatisfaction. Although he also wanted to rush up and beat Tang Sanzang, the most important thing was to control his anger and absorb the benefits brought by Tang Sanzang.

Many little demons have already noticed this and are frowning and forcing themselves to feel it.

As for the little demons who couldn't control themselves, they were basically excluded, as they had already failed.

Tang Sanzang's preaching to the demons went very smoothly.

Some of the talented little demons have begun to shine.

"I will provide one-on-one tutoring from now on." Tang Sanzang waved his hand and said, "Please line up and come over. If there is anything you don't understand, feel free to ask questions."

The little demons reluctantly lined up to participate in the "handshake meeting" and were gently patted on the head by Tang Sanzang. After discovering their changes, many of them chose to put their hands together to thank Tang Sanzang.

There were also some that lacked concentration and character, and almost went crazy and pounced on Tang Sanzang, but these monsters were basically beaten away by Tang Sanzang with a powerful blow.

Slapping someone in the face can cure many people's bad tempers. The harder the slap, the more stable the other person's emotions will be.

Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction. Although it seemed that Tang Sanzang had mentally tortured the monsters, in fact, after being baptized by Tang Sanzang's preaching, these monsters became enlightened. They will have better patience and better growth in the future when practicing.

What he had to do was to select qualified little monsters from this group of monsters, find the most promising ones through batch processing, and then capture them with the golden hoop and take them back for training.

"Jingjing?"

Zhizunbao suddenly discovered that among the many little monsters there was a figure that he was very familiar with.

He looked surprised.

It’s the White Bone Demon—Bai Jingjing!

She has transformed into a human form, and the corpse aura on her body has faded to the point where it is almost unnoticeable compared to five hundred years later.

"Second King?" Bai Jingjing immediately stood up and greeted him when she saw him coming.

"It's me." Zhizunbao said anxiously, "Wait, I know you don't understand, this is what happened, five hundred years later, I was the handsome and suave leader of the Axe Gang, and you were the stunning Bai Jingjing who fell in love with me at first sight... Then we fell in love just like that... Then you took off my clothes just like that... Then I used the Moonlight Box to travel back to five hundred years ago."

He paused, breathing heavily.

"How's it going? Do you understand?"

Bai Jingjing opened her chin slightly and then shook her head.

"I said it so easily, but you don't even understand!" Zhizunbao turned around and pointed at Tan Wenjie, "He can testify for me."

Tan Wenjie nodded: "Yes, I can testify for him."

Bai Jingjing: "Oh."

"Oh?" Zhizunbao was puzzled, "Don't you feel a strong emotion welling up from the bottom of your heart, and then you will fall in love with me from the bottom of your heart?"

"Should I have it?" Bai Jingjing turned to look at Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "Feelings are very personal things, don't ask me."

Bai Jingjing: "Then I don't have one."

Zhizunbao: “…”

Unlike what he imagined, he thought the other person would fall in love with him again because of his handsome appearance and eloquent speech.

"Excuse me, are you the king who defeated Sun Wukong and Bull Demon King?" The White Bone Demon came to Tan Wenjie with shining eyes, "I want to become your disciple!"

She had originally planned to go to the Pansi Cave to find the legendary Pansi Immortal to become his disciple and learn skills, but later she heard that Pansi Immortal appeared in Niuwang Village, and that a more powerful demon king had appeared here.

So Bai Gu Jing immediately decided to make Niu Wang Village her first choice. She was not familiar with Pansi Cave, and the thing she hated most in her life was spiders.

Tan Wenjie took out the golden hoop and put it on Bai Gu Jing's head, then shook his head and took it off: "I don't accept disciples."

White Bone Demon: “?”

"What did you put on me just now?"

"Don't worry."

The aptitude is not enough and the rarity is only gold. This is the result of refining the aptitude after listening to Tang Sanzang chanting. Even if he spends some rare treasures to forcibly upgrade it to red in the future, the best result will be the same as the red and white corpses, a white-board waste with nothing on the surface.

This pet cannot be caught.

Zhu Bajie nudged Monk Sha with his elbow and said, "Does that golden hoop look familiar to you? I saw him taking it out all the time before. Is it the one that belonged to Senior Brother? I heard that it was a fashion item that Sister Guanyin gave to Master."

He, Lao Zhu, envied the real-name system, but of course he didn't want to wear it.

"It's different." Monk Sha shook his head.

After putting on the eldest brother's golden hoop, it was locked on the forehead, and this golden hoop was tied around the neck. There were also golden bracelets on the wrists and ankles.

It looks more upscale and made of rich materials.

Tan Wenjie clapped his hands and pointed casually.

"come here!"

The little demon that was pointed out came over. It was an ordinary toad spirit before, but after listening to Tang Sanzang chanting, golden light actually flashed on its body.

Tan Wenjie threw out the golden hoop, and the toad spirit squatted on the ground obediently and dared not move.

【Golden Toad】

Talent: Golden Toad Brings Wealth (Wealth +3)

Skill: Swallow treasure to increase wealth (accumulate wealth, the wealth swallowed in the stomach can increase by 3%/year)
With only the blue talent, his strength cannot be said to be very strong, but it can increase his fortune by +3. To be frank, with it, Tan Wenjie can even directly pretend to be the God of Wealth.

"come here."

Tan Wenjie thought about it and called the golden toad to his side. Since it had a gift, he would keep it for now. As for how to arrange it, he would have to wait and see.

After taking back the golden hoop, Tan Wenjie casually pointed at the next little demon.

After Tang Sanzang reset their points, these monsters all underwent different changes, and even mounts appeared. Although there were many small monsters, mounts were not common, so he picked them up and put them aside.

Until another familiar female fairy came forward.

Chun Sanshi Niang looked at Tan Wenjie nervously. She came to Niuwangzhai with the idea of ​​becoming a disciple and learning skills. The monsters in the mountains faced too much pressure to survive. Now she hoped that the golden hoop, whose use she didn't know, would choose her.

"Come this way."

"Ah? Don't I have to wear it?"

"No need to wear it." Tan Wenjie shook his head.

There's no need to even look at it. Her qualifications are the same as the White Bone Demon's, and she has no value in being trained.

Tan Wenjie suddenly looked up into the distance and saw a golden light.

"Such a grand ceremony?"

It seemed like a large group of gods had arrived.

(End of this chapter)