Chapter 575: Jia Zhang, where have you been?

Chapter 575: Jia Zhang, where have you been?

When Chen Jun got home from get off work in the evening, he discovered that the news of Liu Lan's pregnancy had spread throughout the courtyard.

Sha Zhu was like a victorious general, showing off in the yard with his hands on his hips.

Xu Damao, who was standing opposite him, narrowed his eyes and looked unhappy.

Why!

I eat the Nine-Layer Waist Tower every now and then, and my kidneys are almost dried up, but my wife's stomach is still not moving at all.

This idiot Zhu didn't make any preparations at all, and yet he got hit?

Xu Damao expressed his dissatisfaction!

But the reality was that he had no choice but to accept it. Liu Lan went to the hospital for a check-up in the afternoon and was told that she was already one month pregnant.

"Wife, go home and work overtime!" Xu Damao pulled Hou Guifang's hand and walked towards the backyard with a look of disappointment.

Hou Guifang sighed quietly.

She has been married for so long and has basically never given Xu Damao any time off, but why can't she get pregnant?

It can't be my own problem, right?

It's impossible, absolutely impossible. She got pregnant and gave birth to a child very smoothly in her ex-husband's home. The only possibility is that something happened to Xu Damao.

How about taking Xu Damao to the hospital for a check-up tomorrow?

Just as I was thinking about it, a weird voice came to my ears.

"Tsk tsk, look at that Shazhu, his wife is already pregnant, unlike some people who are destined to be extinct!"

Xu Damao looked back and found that it was the crazy woman Jia Zhang.

Damn, you're always looking for trouble, right?

In fact, this time it was Xu Damao who really wronged Jia Zhang. Jia Zhang was just implying that even if he adopted a child, it would not be his biological child and the family would be extinct.

But Xu Damao was too sensitive now, and thought that Jia Zhang was secretly mocking him for his fate of extinction.

"What are you looking at?" Jia Zhang glared at Xu Damao with dissatisfaction.

Xu Damao snorted coldly without saying anything, but he had already started to think about how to settle all the new and old grudges together.

What's wrong with not getting pregnant after a few months of marriage? Didn't Jia Dongxu get Qin Huairu pregnant after several years of marriage?

You dare to say that you are destined to be the extinct family? I can’t kill you, buddy!

Ever since Jia Zhang accused him of being a hooligan, Xu Damao has been wanting to cheat Jia Zhang out of something big.

Previously, I was just collecting interest on Yi Zhonghai's behalf when I fought against Jia Zhang, and it was not enough to relieve the hatred in my heart.

So after returning home and working overtime, Xu Damao found an excuse to go out for a walk.

Having been neighbors with Jia Zhang for so many years, I more or less know a little about her daily habits.

When the weather was cold, the family used chamber pots and urinals. Now that the weather is hot, these things are no longer used in the house, so Jia Zhang is used to going to the public toilet to defecate before going to bed.

Xu Damao bet that Jia Zhang would go out before going to bed, and then he would pick up a rolling pin and beat her in the face.

As long as no one else saw it, Jia Zhang would have to take the beating in vain.

After wandering in the alley until after nine o'clock, Jia Zhang came out of the yard groaning.

After bumping into Xu Damao, Jia Zhang couldn't help but frown and curse, "Damn it, you're not at home at night. Who are you trying to scare?"

Ouch?

Xu Damao didn't expect Jia Zhangshi to be so mean. He was scolded without doing anything.

Okay, okay, you asked for this!

After being scolded, Xu Damao did not scold back and naturally passed by Jia Zhangshi.

When Jia Zhang saw this, she laughed out loud, thinking that Xu Damao was afraid of her, so she hummed a tune and walked towards the public toilet.

There are no sewerage projects in the current urban area, so all public toilets are dry toilets, which smell quite strong in the summer.

Before I even entered the public toilet, flies, mosquitoes and other animals surrounded me.

"Oh, the manure cart driver is really not doing his job efficiently. Why don't he also clean the public toilets?" Jia Zhang muttered a few words in dissatisfaction. Before she had taken a few steps, she suddenly heard hurried footsteps behind her.

Then, she felt someone kick her hard on the back, and she fell forward uncontrollably.

"Ah, who the hell......"

Before she could finish her words, Jia Zhang tripped over a brick and fell headfirst into a pit.

"Hmm...who is it..."

"Ugh~~Pah~pah~!"

Who else could it be? Xu Damao!

This guy had been following behind Jia Zhang, hoping to find an opportunity to give her a few rolling pins, but when he was about to do so, he realized that giving her a few rolling pins was too easy for her.

It’s better to send Jia Zhang to eat shit!

Xu Damao used all his strength in that kick, and then he ran away as fast as he could.

Because it was summer, people living in the alleys went to bed later than in winter, so if they ran slowly they would be easily seen.

But no matter how hard Xu Damao tried, he still ran into an old lady, a third old lady and a third old man.

At this time, an old lady was coaxing her child in the yard. Huaihua in her arms had no intention of sleeping at all. She pointed here and poked there with her little finger, and everything she looked at was new to her.

"Xu Damao? Why are you running?" an old lady asked casually, but Xu Damao didn't dare to stay and ran back to the backyard.

"Hey, this kid!" The third uncle shook the palm-leaf fan in his hand and criticized the young man for being too unstable.

On the other side, Jia Zhang had already pulled her head out of the pit. She used her hands to scrape the corners of her mouth a few times, trying to take a few deep breaths.

But just after taking a big sip, Jia Zhang felt her head suddenly sink.

It smelled so damn bad that Jia Zhang vomited with a "wow".

She was unfortunate, but also lucky, because only her head got stuck in. Otherwise, it would have been dangerous like what happened to Jia Dongxu last time.

After vomiting for several minutes, Jia Zhang endured the pungent smell and staggered towards the courtyard.

"Hiss...what's that smell?"

Yan Bugui, who was originally leaning on a chair and fanning himself leisurely with a palm-leaf fan, suddenly sat up straight, twitched his nose and sniffed, and felt a foul odor spreading in the yard.

He subconsciously looked at the old lady, suspecting that the locust flowers she was holding had fallen.

But then he shook his head, thinking that how could a baby of only a few months old have such great power.

Just as I was thinking about it, I caught a glimpse of a figure walking into the yard from the corner of my eye, and a chill ran from the heels to the top of my head.

"Oh my god, it's haunted!"

This figure is not tall, has a fat body, and has an abnormally large head!

The stench I just smelled came from this figure.

"Ghost, it's a ghost!"

Yan Bugui felt his legs go weak and he staggered as he tried to stand up from the stool.

"Bah, who the hell are you calling that!"

Jia Zhang spat at Yan Bugui: "Yan Laokou, open your eyes and take a good look. It's me!"

Ah? ?

When Yan Bugui heard that it was Jia Zhang's voice, the chill on his back immediately dissipated.

It’s not haunted!

But what kind of style is this Jia Zhangshi?

"Ms. Jia Zhang?? What were you doing so late at night?"

Yan Bugui bravely stood up and protected the third aunt and the first aunt behind him.