Chapter 576: Simply Lawless
"What were you doing? I was kicked when I went to the public toilet just now!" Jia Zhang took a few steps towards Yan Bugui and asked, "Old Yan, did you see anyone coming back to the courtyard just now?"
The first person Jia Zhang suspected was Xu Damao, because he was the one who had the biggest conflict with her family.
Although Yi Zhonghai was somewhat conflicted, he would not do such a thing given his personality. The most important thing was that she ran into Xu Damao in the alley before going to the public toilet.
"Stop, stop, stop! Don't move!"
When he got closer, Yan Bugui realized that Jia Zhang was not going out to fix her hair, but her head was stuck in a hole!
The hair looked tall because it was covered with dirt, and from a distance it looked like a big-headed monster!
"Stand back!"
The aunt was worried that the bad smell from Jia Zhang's body would disturb Sophora japonica, so she took a few steps back.
"What do you mean? Did you kick me?" Jia Zhang narrowed her eyes and stared at the aunt, trying to find some flaws in her face.
But obviously, nothing can be seen.
Yan Bugui waved his hands and said, "We didn't see anyone. Go out and wash up. The whole yard is full of odor."
But who is Jia Zhangshi? Could she listen to Yan Bugui?
Seeing that she couldn't get anything out of Yan Bugui, Jia Zhang smoothed her hair and walked towards the central courtyard, intending to wash herself at the sink, and then call everyone in the courtyard to hold a meeting to find out the bastard who kicked her.
At this time, Sha Zhu had just come out of Chen Jun's house in the backyard. He smelled a little bit of alcohol and it seemed that he had drunk several glasses.
"Hey, my wife is amazing. She will definitely give me a big fat boy."
"Then I will... Hey, what's that smell? Someone got into my trouser pocket, ugh~~~"
Sha Zhu, who had just finished drinking, was immediately vomited by the stench.
The smell is like someone took a few big poops in the courtyard, it's smelly and intoxicating.
"vomit!"
"It's you!! What do you want to do?"
After vomiting, Sha Zhu also saw Jia Zhangshi beside the pool and shouted: "That's the pool in the yard, how dare you shit in it?"
Jia Zhang glanced at Sha Zhu, snorted coldly and ignored him.
The pool in the yard belongs to the public, why can't I use it?
Not only do you have to use it, but you also have to bury your head in it to rinse it clean.
"What the hell? Someone pooped in the pool?"
"Who? Who is it? Is this crazy?"
"Fuck, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to drag everyone down with you?"
Sha Zhu's roar alarmed everyone in the yard.
There's no way. The content of that sentence is too explosive. If someone poops in the pool, it's equivalent to cutting off the water supply for everyone in the hospital!
However, as soon as the spectators stepped out of the door, they were greeted by a foul smell.
Good guy!
So stinky!
There are actually people who poop in a pool. It's lawless, absolutely lawless!
"Where's the Second Master? Go and invite him!"
"Wife, please go back to the house quickly, otherwise the smoke will affect our friends. Ouch, I'm boiling!"
Jia Dongxu, who ran out to watch the fun, recognized the figure by the pool.
what's going on?
Didn't my mother go to the public toilet? Why did she have to go to the sink again?
How foolish! If you want to poop, you should go to the backyard. The Jia family also has to use the water from the middle yard!
"Mom, you...our family..." For a moment, Jia Dongxu didn't know what to say.
After hearing this, the rest of the onlookers also understood what was going on.
Why is it Jia Zhang again?
This crazy woman never wants to be quiet for a single day. Before, she disgusted Yi Zhonghai and Xu Damao, and now she wants to disgust everyone in the hospital?
No, this is absolutely insane and pure torture.
"Ms. Jia Zhang, you are not allowed to poop in the pond!" An enthusiastic warrior stepped forward to stop Jia Zhang.
"Pooh!"
Without even thinking, Jia Zhang spat at the man and cursed, "Who said I was going to poop in the pool? Open your dog eyes and see that I fell into the public toilet. Come and wash in the pool!"
"You are a bunch of heartless bastards. It would be fine if you didn't come to help me, but you even dared to spread rumors about me. Believe it or not, I will crash into your doorstep and die!"
Jia Zhang was also very annoyed. The man who kicked her had not been caught yet, but people spread rumors that he was going to shit in the pool.
Isn't this something only a mentally ill person would do?
"Oh, you're not pooping in the pool!" The warrior pinched his nose and took two steps forward before he could see what was going on.
Jia Zhang did not squat in the pool, but her current appearance is really hard to describe.
"Dongxu, go home and get a basin and a towel for mom, and then call Qin Huairu to wash my face!"
After these words were spoken, Qin Huairu felt numb all over!
Also feeling numb were the onlookers in the yard.
If Jia Zhang was allowed to wash in the pool, wouldn't that be the same as pulling her into the pool?
There was no sewer in the yard, and the water in the pool flowed out through the small trough in the yard. If Jia Zhang washed here, the whole yard would stink.
"Jia Zhang, you go to the alley first. Jia Dongxu, you find a bucket and get some water, and go to the alley to rinse. If you do it in the yard in this hot weather, the whole yard will be unavailable for people to stay."
"Even if you don't consider the people in the hospital, you should at least consider your family's Bang Geng, right? If something happens to his brain, won't it cost money to go to the hospital?"
The second uncle Liu Haizhong bravely stood up to stop Jia Zhang.
Jia Zhang was not happy at first, but she softened her heart after hearing Bang Geng's words.
Got it!
There was no point in rushing anywhere, so he turned around and walked towards the alley.
Jia Dongxu couldn't help but grin as he looked at Jia Zhang's head, which was difficult to describe in words.
It was so disgusting that he not only didn't want to rinse it, he didn't even want to look at it.
"Huai Ru, go and give our mother a shower."
"Ah? I can't. I still have to coax Banggeng to sleep later!" Qin Huairu refused the request without even thinking.
Are you disgusted?
I'm not disgusted anymore?
This is your mother!
There was no way. In public, Jia Dongxu couldn't force Qin Huairu to do this kind of work. And if he kept on nagging, someone might say that he despised his own mother and had no conscience.
Harmful!
After returning to the house to get a bucket and a broom, Jia Dongxu decided to sweep Jia Zhang's face with the broom, and then flush water on her head vigorously, which should be able to rinse it clean.
At this time, Xu Damao jumped out, shaking his head, and shouted at Jia Dongxu: "Hey, hey, hey, you can't rush at the gate, otherwise the stench will blow into the yard."
At the current temperature, the smell will definitely not dissipate for a while.
The residents in the front yard also felt that what Xu Damao said made sense, and they all asked Jia Dongxu to choose a place farther away, the farther the better.
Jia Dongxu was also afraid of arousing the anger of the neighbors, so he could only nod helplessly.
But even so, the onlookers in the hospital were still very dissatisfied.
Jia Zhang is really annoying. She finds different ways to annoy people.
Just to annoy them, he even dared to stick his head into a pit!