Chapter 577 Version Update
Chapter 577 Version Update
Sun Wukong picked his ears.
People in the martial arts world give me face and call me the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, while those who don't give me face only dare to call me the Horse Keeper behind my back. But this is the first time I have encountered someone who robbed me in person.
He grinned, turned around suddenly, and swung the golden cudgel in his hand towards Tan Wenjie's head.
The monkey's heart is aroused and he wants to kill again.
"Oh!"
A strange-looking golden, glittering stick was blocking the path that Sun Wukong had to take to chop the stick.
The two sticks collided, and the force transmitted back to the hands, causing the bones to make a numb and weak groaning sound.
Sun Wukong's gaze moved downwards.
"Golden Cudgel?"
Bells and whistles.
As the Monkey King's stick, Sun Wukong's only requirement for it is that it must be hard when it needs to be hard.
So, who carved the hollow patterns on it? And this exaggerated golden hoop is completely the aesthetic of a local tycoon. If he took it out to fight monsters, someone might say behind his back that he embezzled money and withheld horse fodder during his time as Bi Ma Wen.
"That's right, the golden cudgel!" Tan Wenjie shook his wrist, and the golden cudgel quickly changed into a horse-slaying sword.
He shook off the monkey in front of him, jumped up, turned around and chopped diagonally.
Bang, bang, bang, the horse-slaying sword spins as fast as a wheel, and after repeated downward chops and collisions, deep and clear sparks are chiseled out.
The train under Tan Wenjie's feet rolled, and the three-headed dragon that protected him swam around him, turning into a three-headed, six-armed dragon. At the same time, he held a palm-leaf fan, a golden bow, Thor's hammer, etc. in his hands, and beat the monkey back step by step.
Wind, fire, thunder and lightning surged.
Passersby who were watching the excitement nearby did not expect that there would suddenly be an even bigger excitement to watch.
"Wife, come out and see the gods!"
……
"Oh!"
Sun Wukong kicked the golden cudgel and skillfully used the force to create distance.
The moment he flipped and landed, he suddenly turned around and aimed the golden cudgel at Tan Wenjie.
He shouted: "Chief——!"
The golden cudgel in his hand suddenly stretched out and pointed straight at Tan Wenjie's head.
There was a loud "bang" and the three-headed dragon blocked the stick with its body, then disappeared behind Tan Wenjie with a howl, as if it had never appeared.
Tan Wenjie's right foot trembled.
He himself has a head of bronze and arms of iron and is invulnerable to swords and spears, but the three-headed dragon is far inferior to him. He was almost depleted of his health by a stick just now.
The monkeys in this world are very powerful and have some tricks up their sleeves.
But not so hard to chew.
"Love you a million years."
The golden hoop in his hand suddenly changed into a huge golden hammer. After throwing Thor's hammer high, Tan Wenjie grabbed the bat with both hands and swung it out.
With the power of wind, thunder and fire, Thor's hammer accurately hit Sun Wukong's golden cudgel, overturning it.
He chased after him and attacked continuously, pushing Sun Wukong to fly higher and higher.
"Elder brother, let me help you!"
Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha noticed that something was wrong and rushed over. Before they could even stand firmly on the clouds, they were suddenly hit by a sense of crisis.
Tan Wenjie had one head and two arms, holding a golden bow in his left hand and grabbing the lightning rooster in his right hand. The rooster turned into a red lightning bullet and shrank into his palm.
Draw the bow and shoot the bullet.
Zhusha and the other two flew backwards and fell to the ground at an even faster speed.
“Ahh——” Sun Wukong grabbed the golden cudgel and smashed it on Tan Wenjie’s head.
"when!"
The copper head and iron arms entered the state of angry Vajra guardian at the same time. Before he could break the defense, the rebounding force made Sun Wukong stagger back two steps on the cloud.
"It's my turn." Tan Wenjie hit Sun Wukong on the head with a stick.
There was another "bang" sound, and he staggered back two steps, his arm slightly numb from the shock.
For the orthodox Monkey King, the golden cudgel is just a weapon. It is absolutely not the case that he will be completely powerless without the cudgel.
Both sides hit each other, you hit me and I hit you.
Zhu Bajie, who was lying in the sand pit below, crossed his legs and hummed, "Old Sand, who do you think will win?"
Monk Sha: "Why don't we go up to help our eldest brother?"
"No need." Zhu Bajie said confidently, "Wait until they are tired of fighting, then we will sneak up on them and attack them. Look, the eldest brother is using that move, he is pulling out the monkey's hair!"
Although the little monkey transformed from Sun Wukong's monkey hair is not as powerful as his own real strength, it is not too bad either. Whether it is a one-on-one fight or facing a gang beating, Sun Wukong can easily resolve it.
"Second Brother, that man has also plucked his hair, he will also change!"
"So what? Senior Brother is a monkey with lots of hair on his body. We will definitely win."
"Wait, why did he only conjure up one?"
"Hahaha, that means he hasn't mastered his magic skills well enough."
Although I didn't help much, I, Old Pig, really worked hard.
Monk Sha also nodded and lay down.
So that's how it is. He felt relieved.
"Second Brother, he opened his mouth and blew a breath."
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh! The Samadhi Divine Wind rolled, and the little monkeys created from monkey hair were quickly swept away. After flipping several times in the air, they exploded like waves that were poked, and turned back into monkey hair.
The two of them suddenly sat up straight.
"Not good!" X2
A monkey figure fell from the sky and landed headfirst into the ground.
"Is that the eldest brother?"
"Probably not. The eldest brother is a monkey."
"But he has monkey hair."
"Maybe he's just molting. How could Big Brother lose? I don't believe it until I see his face."
Zhu Bajie looked at the figure holding two golden cudgels slowly landing on the ground.
This pig was very stubborn. When he couldn't determine who his eldest senior brother was, he thought whoever held the golden cudgel was the eldest senior brother. The person in front of him was actually holding two golden cudgels, which meant that he was 200% his eldest senior brother.
"I suddenly remembered that Master is still squatting in the toilet."
Lao Zhu is very concerned about his reputation and never tries to make connections.
"call!"
Sun Wukong pulled his head out of the ground. He was breathing heavily, and his whole monkey face became ferocious due to fatigue.
"Who are you!"
He does have a lot of enemies, but they are probably not very powerful.
Looking at the other person's appearance, could it be that he had accidentally cheated on him before? He might not be confident in other aspects, but in this aspect, Sun Wukong was very proud, there was no girl he couldn't steal.
"It's a long story, to make it short, I can only say that those who understand will understand, and those who don't understand won't understand."
Sun Wukong: "..."
Forget it, let’s just fight.
However, when he took a step forward, the mysterious figure disappeared.
"Ding, bang—"
The golden cudgel fell to the ground.
No one left?
Tan Wenjie grabbed his hands, and the golden cudgel disappeared without a trace, and the Moonlight Box was also gone.
"mission failed?"
If he guessed correctly, he was forcibly kicked off the line by Moonlight Box.
Some things cannot stand up to careful scrutiny. For example, when Zhizunbao used the Moonlight Box to go back in time, it seemed that he went back to five hundred years ago because of an accident. However, from the words of the Spider Spirit and the White Bone Spirit five hundred years later, it is not difficult to see that the three moles were destined.
He was destined to go back five hundred years, with three moles left on the soles of his feet.
Tan Wenjie looked at the gray secret realm option of "A Chinese Odyssey" and realized that he did not act according to other people's scripts, so he failed.
The next time you explore a new world, you will have to wait another 30 years in the Lotus Lantern world, or go to heaven and wait for 30 days.
But it was not without gain.
[Update reminder, the new version "Abyss Strike" is being updated, the update time will last...90 days, the secret realm exploration function will be closed (it will not be affected if it has been enabled)]
"Master, are you awake?"
A maid came in swinging her fox tail.
It's all because my subordinates are so short-sighted that they let a vixen serve them. This is simply destroying my moral integrity!
But when she thought about how the lives of the little demons were not easy, if she suddenly drove them away, the other little demons might see her as being dissatisfied, and then the fox spirit would be bullied.
As a good leader who cares about his subordinates, he would rather suffer injustice himself.
"Ah."
Tan Wenjie nodded.
"What happened in the last few days?"
"No." The vixen shook her head, "But there are a few female demons who want to use their connections to serve you, but the masters said that they cannot use women to affect your cultivation."
"Yeah." Tan Wenjie nodded again, then suddenly looked up, "Hmm?"
He turned and looked at the vixen.
"Are you a boy or a girl?"
"A man."
"Who arranged for you to come here?" Tan Wenjie stood up.
Must change people immediately!
"You go back first and call those witches who had connections before. Master, I must punish them severely. Let them serve tea and water by my side and be punished."
The vixen nodded: "Yes."
"I still can't tolerate any grain of sand in my eyes."
When he saw the beautiful and graceful female demons coming back one by one, Tan Wenjie nodded with satisfaction.
If you can't indulge in lust during cultivation, then what's the point of cultivating to become an immortal?
Maybe this is the reason why he has been unable to break the false view? Even if he knew, he was not prepared to castrate himself mentally, let alone abandon his seven emotions and six desires.
The more desires you have, the more motivation you have to cultivate immortality.
It is not just one's own desires, but also the desire to save the weak and punish the evil. If one is truly free of desires, it will be difficult to distinguish right from wrong.
As we all know, rationalists are the worst kind of people.
Tan Wenjie walked to the door and looked at the mountain scenery in the distance.
Purple clouds hang overhead and white frost hangs on the branches.
Time flies by in the immortal mountain.
"We should plant some fruits on this hill and raise more mythical beasts."
"Someone is coming."
"Master."
"Take good care of the cave." Tan Wenjie released all the little zombies and the others, "I'm going on a long journey."
"Yes"*N
No one dared to trespass into Qianren Xianfeng to cause trouble for Tan Wenjie.
Zhongnan Mountain.
There were flashes of wind and thunder in the sky, followed by a raging fire.
A yellow-haired tiger spotted a figure rushing down through the clouds, and immediately sat up with a roar, wagging its tail as it waited excitedly.
Lei Zhenzi flew out when he heard the voice, and was surprised when he saw who it was: "Brother Jie!"
"How is it learning?"
“I studied very hard.”
understood.
Studying seriously and having already learned are two different things. Some things should not be stated too clearly.
Tan Wenjie no longer cared about the yellow-haired tiger. How far the other party could go depended entirely on its own opportunities. For an ordinary little demon to be able to learn the Five Thunders Method was already a rare opportunity.
He stuffed a basket into Lei Zhenzi's hands.
"Brother Jie, what is this?"
"The eggs are from pheasants raised at home, and the chicks are all descendants of my thunder roosters. They are green and pollution-free. You can see that the chicken manure on them is still fresh." Tan Wenjie asked, "By the way, where is my uncle?"
"Master...just said that he wants to go into seclusion."
Tan Wenjie: “…”
As the uncle-master, Yun Zhongzi was really stingy. He just came to visit and didn't say he wanted to take any advantage of him, but he went into seclusion to practice.
He sighed and took back the basket that Lei Zhenzi was holding in his arms. "Brother Jie?"
"I suddenly remembered that I have other places to go, so I'll leave first."
Watching Tan Wenjie turn around and fly away, Lei Zhenzi: "..."
It was too realistic. He had been practicing in the mountains for many years and was a little uncomfortable with it.
With a basket of eggs, Tan Wenjie went to many people, mostly acquaintances, to ask for help, but he was unable to deliver his own eggs.
Drain the estuary.
"Brother Jie, what are you doing?" Yang Jian was very surprised when he saw the eggs that were sent to him.
"Oh, I just thought that we haven't seen each other for a while, so I happened to bring you some local specialties."
"Brother Jie, you are too polite."
Yang Jian is by no means a greedy person, and brotherhood is extremely important to him.
"I'm going to Huashan to see Yang Chan. I'll go first."
"Brother Jie...walk slowly."
Seeing the figure leaving in a hurry within a short time of landing, Yang Jian thought of his Meishan brothers who used to live with him, and his younger sister Yang Chan, who were all forced to leave here one by one.
"Who came just now?" Princess Cunxin came out.
"It's Brother Jie." Yang Jian replied.
"Master Tan?" Cunxin was surprised. "Why don't you invite him to have dinner with you?"
"Would you like to invite Brother Jie to have dinner with you?" Yang Jian was surprised.
When he had just gotten married, he wanted to get together with his brothers to drink, but because Cunxin felt that they were disturbing her life, they were all "driven" out in the end.
From then on, Yang Jian never mentioned inviting everyone to drink again. Even if they really got together, everyone would tacitly avoid Yang's house and find another place.
"Of course!" Princess Cunxin nodded. "Didn't the Heavenly Court appoint him as one of the Thirty-Six Thunder Generals of the Thunder Department? I heard that it was Thunder Ancestor who personally recommended him."
Yang Jian frowned.
But Princess Cunxin didn't notice the change in his expression at all, and continued to count on her fingers: "Xun Tianzun, Wei Ling Shengjiang, and the Marshal Tianshen of the Thunder Department, you are all brothers, why don't you follow him to learn and gain some fame."
"I am definitely not someone who seeks fame and fortune, so don't mention this matter again!"
"Every time we talk about fame and becoming a god in heaven, you always say stop talking about it and don't covet fame and fortune." Princess Cunxin raised her voice sharply, "I married you, and now I have no home to return to. The entire West Sea has cut off ties with me. I have paid so much for you, can't you bow your head for me?"
Yang Jian didn't say anything, just turned around and closed his eyes.
There is sweetness before marriage, tediousness after marriage, and all the good feelings are gradually exhausted.
……
When Tan Wenjie opened his eyes again, he had returned to the zombie world of the Republic of China.
It's better to brush time here to pass faster.
It was decades since I left, but in fact, everything only passed in just a dozen minutes.
Suddenly a world away.
Fortunately, he recovered quickly.
He stood up and walked around the large house with five courtyards. Along the way, anyone who saw him quickly saluted and called him "Master".
However, there was no maid who dared to flirt with him.
There may have been some in the past, but as Tan Wenjie married one wife after another, each of whom was not only beautiful but also able to fly, they naturally stopped caring.
People have self-knowledge.
Life in the Tan Mansion is very easy, with high pay, little work and good treatment. Moreover, it is close to the gods, and if there is a chance, you may be able to ascend to heaven and become an immortal.
Even without that opportunity, a happy and comfortable life is already precious.
In the midst of war, the peace we have today is priceless.
As soon as he walked to the backyard, he heard a loud noise through the wall.
"Why don't you tell me now?"
"I I I..."
Tan Wenjie turned a corner and found the kitchen here.
His footsteps immediately attracted the attention of the people inside.
"Master!" X2
The two people inside were startled and quickly greeted them.
They are all familiar faces, Xiaoyu. Of course, Tan Wenjie always hallucinates that she is Kong Ci... There are many versions of Kong Ci, both movie and TV versions, and they are all classics.
The most classic one is the version of Kong Ci played in "Don't come over here".
The other is the chef Abin who entered the Tan Mansion with Xiaoyu.
Tan Wenjie asked, "What's wrong?"
There was supposed to be a cook named Chuliu, who was the "male protagonist", but his hands were not clean. The cook would not accept the employees unless he stole crops, but he stole too frequently and was eventually rejected because of his bad character.
"The master is asking you a question, please speak quickly." Xiaoyu urged.
A Bin: “I, I, I…”
"If you don't say it, I'll say it for you." Xiaoyu snorted and said angrily, "He was having an affair outside, slept with a woman, and wanted to marry her."
"What's wrong with that?" Tan Wenjie laughed dumbly, "Abin earns a lot and has saved a lot of money. He should have married a wife and started a new life long ago."
There is no such thing as flash marriage in this era, and it is normal for the bride and groom not to have met before getting married. As long as they are attracted to each other, there is no problem.
"But that woman is dead!"
"what?"
Tan Wenjie stared at Abin for a few seconds, and only looked away when the other person began to feel uncomfortable.
Because of his intervention, Abin has changed his fate of sudden death in "The Ghost Eating the Human Fetus". Now his life span has been extended and he can live for decades more.
Not to mention that there is no ghost energy on Abin now, even if there is really ghost energy, it will not take his life.
"I promised her last night that I would marry her, and this morning I woke up and found myself sleeping in a dilapidated temple." Abin stammered, "Then I went to look for her at the address she gave me, but I found it was a grave."
"How did she fall in love with you?"
"Yes, yes, I fell in love with her first." Abin was a little embarrassed. "I told her that I fell in love with her at first sight, and she asked me to take off my pants and pee in the mirror. These are what Chuliu taught me. He told me that if I want to pursue a woman, I have to be thick-skinned, thick-skinned, and thick-skinned!"
To be honest, there is nothing wrong with this statement.
But there is a fatal problem with this operation.
Eat modeling.
If you are handsome and thick-skinned, there are basically few targets that you cannot capture.
If you are ugly and thick-skinned, you will only be criticized for being ugly.
When raising a pet, people always consider its appearance and looks first, which is perfectly normal.
Tan Wenjie: "And then?"
"Then I took off my pants and she said I could give it a try."
"..."
Been taught a lesson.
This is not just ordinary level of shamelessness, it can simply be called shamelessness.
The little fish next to him had its cheeks red from the embarrassment.
"Master, what should I do?"
"Go find someone to draw her appearance."
"Master, do you want to catch ghosts?" Abin's eyes suddenly widened.
There are countless legends about the master who can exorcise gods and ghosts, fly into the sky and hide underground, call the wind and rain, etc.
And everyone believed it.
"Yes, catching ghosts."
With Tan Wenjie's nod, Xiaoyu also breathed a sigh of relief, then pulled Abin to thank him.
When things happen, there will be someone taller to take charge. The same problem will have completely opposite results because of the different strengths and status of each person.
The whole thing came to a conclusion soon after Tan Wenjie got involved.
Abin drew the face of the woman from last night and found that she was not a ghost at all, but a local.
Because Abin and Chuliu talked about the Tan Mansion when they were drinking outside two days ago, and the other party became interested in it, hoping to make some money from Abin.
As a result, he was sent to Tan Wenjie by the police.
He was having dinner with his family when it was delivered.
"Using yourself as bait is a bit costly."
"What what?" Nianying came over.
"Don't ask about other people's privacy." Tan Wenjie raised his hand and gently tapped her head.
"If you don't want to ask, then don't ask, humph."
The others just smiled.
The policeman who came to deliver the letter asked, "Mayor, what should we do?"
"Handle it according to the law, and refer to Abin's opinion."
Nianying on the side quietly pricked up her ears again. She only promised not to ask random questions, but she didn't say she wouldn't eavesdrop.
"Have a meal."
"Oh."
Nianying ate a few mouthfuls of rice, her eyes always looking out.
Don't give her a chance, otherwise she will definitely get to the bottom of it. Although she has not been in the Tan Mansion for a long time, she has already had her own channels.
After dinner, it was already getting dark outside.
"Master, what are the lights for tonight?" The butler came over.
Whichever lady's big red lantern is hung on it, he will sleep with that lady tonight.
It wasn't necessary before, but with the arrival of Zhuzhu, Nianying and other girls, it became necessary, otherwise they would be randomly refreshed on the beds of several ladies.
Tan Wenjie, a man worse than beasts, couldn't control himself at all.
"Hang them all up."
Butler: "Yes."
other people:"……"
So what’s the point of hanging lanterns? In the end, everyone still has to work together.
Nianying, who already knew what it meant, looked at it again and again with red cheeks, and finally lowered her head to eat.
The chopsticks scratched the empty bowl, making a "tapping" sound.
There was a violent storm that night, and rain beat down on the banana leaves.
By dawn, my body felt soft and weak.
At breakfast, only Nianying was sitting alone at the table.
She felt isolated.
It was obviously me who met Wenjie first, whether it was during the blind date or when I introduced him to Sister Tingting...
He turned around and glanced at Tan Wenjie who had just walked in and sat down to eat.
"What are you looking at?"
"Humph!"
The little girl was puzzled. He and his wife hadn't seen each other for a long time, so it was reasonable for them to communicate their feelings.
Although it is a little unreasonable for them, they are still happy and in pain.
It was so intense and passionate yesterday, but it's like this again today, as if I haven't seen it in decades.
They are very happy about their own charm, but every day feels like a newlywed couple after a short separation, and their bodies can't take it.
Practice, you must practice well to improve your physical fitness!
……
Early in the morning, soldiers with guns lined up on a street somewhere.
A car drove slowly by.
Sitting in the car was a general with white hair and beard.
"Where is Marshal Shen? Why is there no news yet?"
"Reporting to the governor, I heard that Marshal Shen's army offended the gods and encountered natural disasters." The adjutant reported in a low voice, "Many people saw it with their own eyes, and they all turned into zombies."
"Zombies? Gods? Humph!" The white-haired general snorted coldly, "Can they be faster than my bullets?"
(End of this chapter)