Chapter 576 Password: Love You for 1 Years

Chapter 576 Password: Love You for 1 Years

Chapter 576 Password: Love You for Ten Thousand Years
Five hundred years later.

A handsome figure who looks both showy and ordinary appeared out of nowhere.

"Why is it daytime?"

Tan Wenjie shook the Moonlight Box in his hand.

"The moon reflects sunlight, so using sunlight directly can skip the middleman."

It makes perfect sense, but there's one thing he doesn't quite understand: why not just call it the Sun Box? It sounds like it would make your waist very tired, so forget it.

“Where are my sheep?”

At the beginning, he was suddenly pulled away by an invisible big hand, which affected his ability to take away his equipment. He had been taking advantage of others along the way, and he absolutely could not let others take advantage of him in return.

He flew into the air and scanned with his heavenly eyes.

I also saw a minotaur with his butt sticking up and his head being pressed by a hammer.

"return."

Tan Wenjie opened his hands.

The hammer of Thor that was pressing on the Bull Demon King's head flew up and then, with a whoosh, it cut through the sky.

"Moo."

Lao Niu was free, but he didn't dare to speak. Since the hammer was summoned away, it must be that the great killer had returned.

Looking back on his life, he could even tolerate his wife cheating on him, so getting beaten up was nothing. After all, he was already used to being beaten.

……

Tan Wenjie flew on the clouds and caught the flying Thor's hammer halfway, his eyes sweeping the ground like searchlights.

Somewhere in the mountains, in a dense forest or a mountain stream.

A woman with a peach blossom tattoo on her shoulder is taking a bath.

In the distance are two sheep as big as elephants floating on the water, and a rooster lying on them.

Suddenly two beams of light shone down from above.

The woman frowned and looked up.

With a splash, the water surface broke open, and she looked at the figure that had suddenly disappeared before and suddenly appeared again with surprise.

Realizing that the other person's eyes were always on her, she grabbed a bath towel with one hand and wrapped herself in it, but those eyes were looking down at her, like invisible hands.

"Can spiders be embarrassed?"

Wearing clothes is a strange idea that only humans have. As a monster, please don't imitate humans in everything.

As a monster, you must have your own opinions!
"When did you come back?"

"Just now."

Tan Wenjie landed, glanced at Thunder Chicken and Rain Sheep in the distance, and then his gaze returned to Chun Sanshi Niang.

He aspires to become the best zoo director among the gods, so it is reasonable for him to want to raise two rabbits.

"You still watch!"

Chun Sanshi Niang opened her mouth and spit out silk, which wrapped around Tan Wenjie's wrist but could not be pulled away.

"Can you do that? I really want to see it." Tan Wenjie asked, "That's it, using your belly button to spit out silk."

"asshole!"

The long white legs swept towards Tan Wenjie, and there were several legs at a time.

Tan Wenjie looked at the fluttering bath towel and the long white legs, and suddenly felt a little bored.

He still likes two-legged ones. With so many legs, he would have difficulty making a choice and his eyes would be dazzled.

The multiple legs quickly gathered into one and were held on Tan Wenjie's shoulder with one hand.

The two parties had collaborated once before, and this time they got into the game very quickly.

Tan Wenjie took the opportunity to hug the other person's waist and said, "Thank you very much for helping to take care of my pet."

"Is this your thanks?" Chun Sanshi Niang asked back as she felt the hand slowly moving from her waist to her buttocks.

"Don't get me wrong, the hand has its own way, and I'm a very fair person."

"Since it is out of control, I will chop it down."

"Okay."

Tan Wenjie raised his right hand, and there was nothing below his elbow, but the hand that remained on Chun Sanshi Niang's butt did not stop its movement.

"asshole!"

"really."

He nodded in agreement, his hands had already left his body, so Chun Sanshi Niang was definitely not scolding him.

Strangely enough, he didn't feel anything when he saw Chun Sanshi Niang from another world five hundred years ago. She was cute and obedient, and would pose in whatever way he was told to.

Compared to her, he is more familiar with Chun Sanshi Niang in this world.

You have to change your shyness. Being too socially afraid is not conducive to socializing. Everyone who sees you will think you are easy to bully.

Just like Chun Sanshi Niang, it is already outrageous that one leg is riding on her shoulder.

"Um, do you feel your legs are sore?"

"No."

"Would you like to switch legs?"

"Okay."

Change the right leg to the left leg, and change the leg position from the right shoulder to the left shoulder.

"Sister, it's bad, the Bull Demon King has escaped... "

Bai Jingjing, who had just "accidentally" rushed in, looked at the scene in front of her.

"Sorry, I'm just passing by."

"and many more!"

Tan Wenjie quickly stopped him. Some things had to be made clear. As an excellent man who kept himself clean, how could he allow the other party to misunderstand him?

"Do you believe me?" he asked.

"Believe it!" Bai Jingjing nodded repeatedly.

The Bull Demon King was beaten so hard that he cried for his parents and lay there with his butt sticking up for a long time. It is said that many monsters came to him, and it is also said that the Bull Demon King could not hold back his shit during that period of time. It is not clear what happened exactly, but many monsters condemned the Bull Demon King for deliberately wearing his long johns backwards.

To be honest, Bull Demon King must bear the main responsibility.

"You believe everything I said?" Tan Wenjie's face changed, "You're full of lies!"

"Don't do that. My legs aren't as long as yours, and I haven't moved my body for a long time. I can't put my legs on your shoulders like you do."

As a monster, she doesn't have to protect her body for love, but she also won't sacrifice herself just because someone threatens her.

"You are slandering me." Tan Wenjie retracted his right hand and said righteously, "We just couldn't help but spar with each other just now."

"I believe!"

"Really?"

"How else are you going to prove it?"

"Come here and hook it."

"what?"

"It seems that you are really not trustworthy, worthy of being a monster."

“I pull!”

"Pin and hang yourself, don't change for a hundred years!" X2
Chun Sanshi Niang witnessed this outrageous scene while wrapped in a bath towel and with her legs raised and resting on Tan Wenjie's shoulders.

There were too many things to complain about and she regretted being a spider spirit. Now she wanted to spit out something else besides spider silk, but she regretted not having read enough books and could not utter a word.

"Switch shoulders."

"Oh."

The two of them changed their movements in tacit understanding.

Bai Jingjing on the side: "..."

She had already made the hook, and now she had to show her firm attitude, otherwise she was worried that her legs would be put on it.

"What are you doing here?" asked Chun Sanshi Niang.

"I wanted to talk about the Bull Demon King... uh, it's okay." Bai Jingjing looked at Tan Wenjie and suddenly shut up.

It is known that the Bull Demon King's head was pressed down by Tan Wenjie's hammer, and he could not move at all and could only allow the demon to humiliate him.

After Bull Demon King escapes, he will definitely seek revenge on them, but now when she sees Tan Wenjie, all the worries in Bai Jingjing's heart disappear.

When you see him, you will know why the Bull Demon King escaped.

"By the way, you're back. Where's Zhizunbao?" Bai Jingjing asked, "Isn't he back?"

She has thought it through. The monkey is a scumbag, but Zhizunbao is a bootlicker.

Regarding choosing between someone who likes her or someone she likes, when both disappeared, she realized that whichever one she caught was the one.

"Supreme Treasure? He is quite busy. He should be protecting Tang Sanzang on his journey to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures."

"Didn't you say that I would give birth to Tang Sanzang?" Chun Sanshi Niang asked.

"Yes, the Tang Sanzang in this world is indeed your son, but he may not necessarily go to the West to obtain the scriptures."

The Supreme Treasure, the reincarnation of Sun Wukong, is gone, the life and death of the second in command is unknown, and the blind man did not turn into Sha Monk.

This is an abandoned world.

Even the world of the journey to the West five hundred years ago was not an orthodox world. It was all for the purpose of making Sun Wukong "enlightened" and finally put on the golden hoop, calmed his mind, and went to the West to seek the true scriptures.

There are too many parallel worlds, and the gods only need one qualified one.

Bai Jingjing asked: "Then can you take me to find him?"

"There will be no more Sun Wukong in this world. As for the other world, you already exist." Tan Wenjie advised, "Don't go. According to the grandmother paradox, if you can travel back to 500 years ago to see yourself and snatch Sun Wukong from your then self, then you couldn't have fallen in love with Sun Wukong. If you didn't fall in love with Sun Wukong then, you wouldn't fall in love with Sun Wukong now. So in the end, you can only accept that you never fell in love with Sun Wukong, or you will never see Sun Wukong again."

He looked at the two banshees: "Do you understand?"

The two banshees opened their mouths slightly, looked dull and shook their heads.

Didn't understand it at all.

"Ugh!"

Tan Wenjie sighed, put down Chun Sanshi Niang's legs, and took back the hand that he had accidentally grabbed on her butt.

People are too stupid to be taught.

If he wasn't an upright and kind person, he would have to be taught a lot of knowledge by now.

"Zhizunbao will not come back, and neither will Sun Wukong."

"I understand." Bai Jingjing nodded, and suddenly looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle.

Tan Wenjie curiously looked up along with her, but saw nothing and deliberately ignored the other person's action of wiping tears.

"You said before that there is a me in that world?"

"Yes, I want to learn from a master."

He really supports the female monster in her training. Is she afraid that she won't be able to seduce men after she becomes capable?

"How is their relationship?"

"That you don't like monkeys, you just want to practice."

"That's great." Bai Jingjing said from the bottom of her heart.

Not going down her old path was a blessing, but she ignored the loophole in Tan Wenjie's words.

Tan Wenjie comforted her, "Don't be so sad. In other worlds, you and him have achieved a happy ending."

"real or fake?"

"Really, his name is Stephen Chow and your name is Double Blade Turkey."

"The names sound like a pair, both have four characters."

The White Bone Demon turned around and left happily.

But when he left, he kept wiping the corners of his eyes with his hands. Maybe there was too much sand here, even gods and demons would be blinded by the sand.

Chun Sanshi Niang sighed. She had said long ago that her junior sister would be deceived by a scumbag and be heartbroken. It happened once hundreds of years ago and it happened again now.

fall in love? Don't even talk about dogs.

Men are all liars!

She turned to look at Tan Wenjie, only to see him looking at her with deep affection.

Actually, it seems that it is not impossible?

Then again, he's different.

Tan Wenjie suddenly asked, "Do spiders also have eye boogers?"

Chun Sanshi Niang: “…”

Couldn't he take this opportunity to say a few sweet words to her? She happened to be naked, so maybe they could work together to give birth to Tang Sanzang.

She turned around and quickly wiped the eye boogers. When she turned back, she saw Tan Wenjie holding a palm-sized brocade bag in one hand and picking up the Yu Gongyang with the other hand and trying to stuff it into the brocade bag. When he couldn't put it in, he jumped up and kicked hard.

"..."

"Go back, quickly! Don't force me to get angry!"

"Oh oh oh."

Thunder Rooster is much more cooperative.

"It's time for me to go." said Tan Wenjie.

Here he could not find any opportunity to break the false view, and he had no sense of participation. Perhaps he could find a way in another world.

The Moonlight Box travels through so many worlds in Journey to the West, and there is always one that fits.

It definitely wasn’t that he wanted to beat Sun Wukong again.

"I...ok." Chun Sanshi Niang nodded.

"The title of Wulin Alliance Leader is given to you."

Although he did not actively apply for the title, it was very frustrating that the title of Wulin Alliance Leader was not activated.

Next time there is a similar opportunity, he will definitely not choose to do something that is not appreciated.

"Prajnaparamita! Damn it, you're trying to do this to me?"

night.

Familiar with desert earthen buildings.

A half-moon hung on the roof, and a figure stood under the moon.

"Prajnaparamita!"

The moonlight flashed by, and the familiar figure disappeared from Chun Sanshi Niang's sight.

She looked down at a booklet in her hand.

Rather than falling in love, she prefers learning spells and becoming more powerful.

She would go and settle the score with Bull Demon King.

……

"Handsome guy, I used to live on the outskirts of Suzhou City. I have a house and a field at home, and I live a happy life~"

Under the moonlight, a figure suddenly appeared.

Then he saw a Tang Monk who looked like a cook. He was lying on the ground with his eyes closed, sleeping like a handsome man.

"Sun Wukong just finished dating, and now he's immediately replaced by Tang Sanzang, right?"

The details of the movie "A Chinese Odyssey" are not important, as long as you know its elements.

From the elements of mythology, love, aliens, monster battles, emotional entanglements, to the ink style of the picture, mixed fashion elements, etc.... the elements are complex.

His eyes were fixed on the golden stick in the other person's arms. If he guessed correctly, it should be the legendary golden hoop.

It is also the most memorable part.

In the entire movie, apart from the ink-and-wash heaven, Bingbing in the eggshell, and the ugly duckling heroine turning into a swan, the most striking thing about the movie is the golden hoop, which is considered an alien in all the heavens and worlds.

It is an outlier because it is really "desirable", but also a bit too casual, as if anyone can pick it up and use it normally.

The other "Ruyi" of the golden cudgel is only responsible to Sun Wukong, so there is no point in snatching it because it is just a heavier cudgel.

For this one, just knowing the spell is like mastering the remote control.

There is still a big gap in anti-theft awareness.

This is the golden cudgel that has not been properly adjusted.

Tan Wenjie reached out and grabbed the golden hoop stick.

"So tight?"

He was surprised to see the handsome chef version of Tang Sanzang lying in sleep. He didn't expect that the other party, who looked weak and could only be seduced by female monsters, actually had very powerful biceps.

On second thought, it seems to be similar if it were him. Although he has a head of steel and arms of iron, and is extremely strong and can carry mountains and chase the sun, when facing the pretty and delicate female monsters, he is often unable to resist and can only let the female monsters do whatever they want to him.

"Uh." Tang Sanzang opened his eyes in a daze.

The location was unknown, and the time was at night. He remembered that he and his disciples arrived at Shache City, where they received a very warm welcome ceremony.

He was dragged into singing, dancing and playing games, and then suddenly a fight broke out, and then his apprentices were caught.

At the last moment, Tang Sanzang was tied to the golden cudgel by Sun Wukong and escaped.

The golden cudgel in his arms was being pulled by someone, and Tang Sanzang looked in the direction of the pulling force.

a stranger.

Tan Wenjie: "Congratulations, because Lu Duo traveled through time and space, and returned to the day before the college entrance examination. Even more fortunately, you somehow knew the questions by accident two days ago, and then tried to memorize the questions and answers."

Tang Sanzang: “?”

I don't understand what the college entrance examination is.

Tan Wenjie shook his head again: "But unfortunately, because you have too many deer, your memory has declined, and you have forgotten all the questions and answers."

Tang Sanzang was puzzled: "Amitabha, benefactor, why do you want to steal my disciple's golden cudgel?"

"Hey, cook, don't accuse me wrongly. I was the one who lost the golden cudgel."

"Don't joke, benefactor. This is the golden hoop of my eldest disciple Sun Wukong. Do you know Sun Wukong? He is very fierce and has even crossed the Heavenly Palace." He added, "By the way, I'm not a cook, I'm a monk."

"I also know that he is filming an idol drama."

"Donor, what did you say?"

"I mean, if I call this golden cudgel and it answers me, does that mean it's mine?"

"That seems to be the case." Tang Sanzang thought for a moment, then nodded.

"Love you a million years."

As Tan Wenjie finished speaking, the golden cudgel suddenly received a power-on command and instantly turned into a golden snake, escaped from Tang Sanzang's arms, and fell into Tan Wenjie's hands.

That’s great.

[Golden Cudgel (magic weapon/magic weapon): The legendary golden cudgel, which can be used after reciting the mantra "Love you for ten thousand years". Skills: Change as you wish (can change into any weapon freely); stored mana: 10W; passive: mana absorption (can store and refine mana by itself, 1000 mana per day)]

Tan Wenjie: “?”

This golden cudgel doesn’t seem to be very useful, it looks more like an idle golden cudgel.

"Love you for ten thousand years?" He chanted a spell, and the golden hoop immediately turned into a Gatling gun.

Pull the trigger and blue flames spurt out of the muzzle.

The hilltop in the distance was swept by dense rain of bullets and began to shake violently. At the same time, he saw that the magic power stored in the golden cudgel was rapidly decreasing.

He roughly understood the specific usage of this golden cudgel.

Tang Sanzang, as a bystander: "..."

So it will respond if you call it? You can do it yourself.

"I love you!" Tang Sanzang opened his eyes wide.

It's so shameless that he even covered his mouth to stop him from speaking.

Tan Wenjie: "Hush, do you want to save your apprentice?"

"Woo woo!" Tang Sanzang nodded vigorously. There was no way he would abandon his disciple and escape alone.

However, he was also very clear that even if he fought back with the golden cudgel, it would be of no avail. If the power of the golden cudgel was really that strong, there would be no way his apprentice Sun Wukong could be captured.

So there is only one truth, he is not strong enough and needs to find more powerful reinforcements.

"Then keep going." Tan Wenjie patted Tang Sanzang on the shoulder.

He just admires the other person's perseverance.

"Give me back the golden cudgel."

"mine."

"I really have something urgent to do."

"Why don't I lend you a Sun Wukong? The one you have is too weak. The Sun Wukong I introduce will be pretty awesome even without the golden cudgel."

Tang Sanzang remained silent and looked at Tan Wenjie with resentment.

This is not the problem at all. You are the one who stole the golden cudgel and refused to return it.

"There's someone!" Tan Wenjie suddenly raised his hand and pointed behind Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang was unmoved: "Donor, my disciples often play tricks on me in this way, I won't be fooled."

"Ahhh, I've been discovered, run away or I'll be killed!" A girl's voice came from behind.

Tang Sanzang was shocked, it was actually true!
He subconsciously chased after him.

At this moment, she was running away and he was chasing her, and she couldn't escape even if she had wings.

In one breath, they ran to a village that looked like a park.

"Help me, mother, I'm going to be silenced!"

"Mei Yan, what do you mean by silence?"

"Just now I saw a very handsome bald pretty boy by the river. He was very coquettish and seduced me while he was asleep. I wanted to save him, but I didn't expect another handsome pretty boy to come."

"Crunch." The sound of cracking melon seeds is a bit abrupt.

The girl turned around: "Who is it?"

"Sorry." Someone raised his hand.

"Be careful next time!" She nodded with satisfaction, and then continued, "Do you know what happened? One pretty boy said to another, I love you for ten thousand years!"

"Hiss——"
Before you know it, there are too many people crowding around, three layers inside and three layers outside.

Tang Sanzang, who was chasing from behind, was blocked outside by the crowd. He couldn't get in and could only jump and look inside.

"and then?"

"Then the bald pretty boy also wanted to tell him that he loved him for ten thousand years, but his mouth was suddenly covered and he couldn't say it at all."

"Hiss——"
The story is delicious and exciting. It is said that one should practice hard to eat Tang Monk's flesh and achieve immortality.

Only if you live long enough can you hear enough interesting gossip.

"Just as the two of them were entangled, one of the pretty boys suddenly spotted me, and then the other one caught up with me." She held her face in her hands a little embarrassedly, "It's all my fault for my appearance, otherwise I wouldn't have broken them up. But you also know that some things are hard to control."

"Tsk——"
Everyone waved their hands and dispersed.

"You, huff, huff!" Tang Sanzang finally rushed to Meiyan's eyes, "You, don't run!"

Meiyan excitedly grabbed Tang Sanzang's arm and shouted, "Hey, everyone, come and see, he really took the initiative to catch up with me!"

The crowd who were about to disperse saw this and looked at Tang Sanzang with mixed feelings of admiration.

He is truly a hero, he can even lay his hands on such a top-notch beauty like Mei Yan.

"Tell me, what do you want to do to me? You don't have to tell me that you love me for ten thousand years, do you?" Mei Yan looked at Tang Sanzang expectantly.

"Not good!" Tang Sanzang suddenly reacted.

He almost subconsciously put himself in the shoes of someone whose secret had been discovered, because Meiyan kept running and he instinctively kept chasing her, even forgetting that there was no need to do so.

On the contrary, if he runs away, the golden cudgel may be lost.

"Look, someone is flying over here!"

"He seems to be holding an egg!"

The little demons around looked up.

Tan Wenjie held the giant egg in one hand and slowly landed on the ground. His mighty power as a god was unleashed and the little demons automatically retreated. Some of them were too close and their uncontrollable knees reacted faster than their heads, so they knelt on the ground first.

Biological instincts are sometimes like this.

"Hey, give it back to me. I'm in a hurry to save Wukong and the others."

"Save Sun Wukong?" Tan Wenjie knocked on the giant egg he was holding with one hand, "Leave it to her."

He exerted force suddenly with his right hand.

"boom!"

The giant dome exploded and a white figure jumped out from it.

The alien princess looks like Su Daji.

She looked at Tan Wenjie in confusion.

"Go and help him save his disciple." Tan Wenjie pointed at Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang looked at the alien princess in amazement. She was so beautiful... No, it was the style of the painting that was wrong.

They are all either monsters or gods, or famous fast food, but this "white man" is not only dressed in white, but also looks like an alien, with white and pure eyes.

"I'll take the first step."

Tan Wenjie looked up at the moon in the sky.

"Prajnaparamita!"

The golden cudgel? He was stupid enough to give it back.

Shortly after Tan Wenjie left, a number of spaceships arrived.

Tang Sanzang: "..."

He had seen so many exciting and thrilling things today that his brain couldn't react.

Just as he was stunned, the spaceship spit out white light, picked up Tang Sanzang, and flew away with him.

"Hey, hey, it's me too!" the beautiful girl below also shouted.

……

Yellow sand rolled and dark clouds covered the sun.

Tan Wenjie landed smoothly.

“I didn’t expect to come here.”

There are countless worlds of Journey to the West, with infinite possibilities. It is daytime now, and on the distant city wall, the Sunset Warrior and the woman who is suspected to be the Fairy Zixia are standing facing each other.

I don't know if they want to fight or kiss.

The atmosphere is very ambiguous.

Tan Wenjie turned his head and looked to the side. There was a monkey carrying a golden cudgel, but this Monkey King did not recognize him.

Even when Tan Wenjie looked at him, he looked over with confusion.

Tan Wenjie: "Whose pet is this? Why isn't it on a leash?"

Sun Wukong: "..."

Sun Wukong, who was deeply hurt by the love affair, chose to pretend not to hear anything. If he took any action himself, he would definitely be scolded again. Now he has given up on everything.

Maybe, this is enlightenment. It is really difficult to become a Buddha.

Sun Wukong thought about it, then looked up and blew a breath at the two sunset warriors.

As the yellow sand rolled by, the Sunset Warrior suddenly became alert.

But Sun Wukong discovered that Tan Wenjie, who was standing next to him, also blew a breath.

Another gust of yellow sand rolled by, and this time it was a woman who looked like Fairy Zixia who was startled.

Sun Wukong: "Shit!"

Just now he was preparing to possess and control the Sunset Warrior to kiss the woman and make up for the regret in his heart, but it seemed that the person next to him chose to control the woman.

If he continued to act on his own, did it mean that he would most likely communicate with the other person through his mind... swish swish.

Huh~
Forget it, that’s fine too.

Sun Wukong turned around carrying the golden cudgel.

But a hand pressed on Sun Wukong's shoulder.

"Hold still, robbery!"

Since it is impossible to break the delusion and see the truth, it would definitely be okay to get more treasures to improve my own strength.

With the Moonlight Box in hand, he planned to first collect ninety-nine and eighty-one golden hoop sticks, and then smelt a large pot of golden hoop sticks for strengthening.

Let yourself go first.

(End of this chapter)