Chapter 1104 Abstract Family

Chapter 1104 Abstract Family

Chapter 1104 Abstract Family
"satisfy?"

After hearing his wife's question, the joy on the old merman's face suddenly disappeared, and then he snorted coldly:
"What's this? Compared to the humiliation that humans have brought upon our people in the past, this little bit of money isn't even revenge! At most, it's just some interest!"

"Oliver..."

Seeing the husbands around her getting older and unable to let go of their past grudges, the mermaid wearing a crown couldn't help but remind them:
"The current Cleansing Bureau is different from the previous one... If it was the previous Cleansing Bureau, it wouldn't be a big deal if you showed some temper. They are already busy with other Outer Gods who want to descend, and they won't easily start a war with us.

But after that God of Food became the director, the Cleanup Bureau became countless times more radical than before. Anyone who dared to reach out to the living world has suffered a great loss recently. The rulers of the dead world even lost their lives. Don't..."

"Humph!"

After interrupting his wife's words with a heavy nasal voice full of dissatisfaction, the old mermaid leaned back in his chair and said with a droopy face:

"I didn't reach out to the present world, and I didn't destroy the eye of the sea in the present world. I just didn't remind the two directors that they couldn't dig through the ice directly. They didn't have the ability and got stuck in it accidentally. Do you want to blame me?"

"Yeah."

The crown mermaid said helplessly:
"It's not your fault that they are trapped inside, and you didn't do anything to harm them. It's just that after you suffered a great loss when you broke through the ice, you immediately blocked the news from others, and then tricked them into digging through the ice as well, so that they would suffer a great loss like you did.

But do you think that the Cleanup Bureau, whose two directors have lost contact, will be patient enough to reason with you, or that the God of Cookery, who was invited back by Evangeline, will be willing to reason with you? "

"..."

"Oliver, I know you don't want to hear it, but I still have to repeat it again. We, the Sea Clan, have long been no match for the Cleanup Bureau."

After glancing at her husband who looked a little stiff, the crown mermaid reminded him gently:
"If it's just until now, you can just say that others don't know the situation, and you are the only one who knows the situation. You have been recovering from your injuries and didn't take care of the two directors. Then you can take action to rescue them, and you can get away with it.

Although the Cleanup Bureau knew they had suffered a loss, firstly, nothing serious had happened, and secondly, it was indeed their own carelessness, so they would not come to trouble us for this..."

"Am I afraid of them?"

The old mermaid frowned when he heard this, and glared angrily:

"This is the tidal realm connected to the Sea Eye! This is the territory of our sea people!
Not only can the Cleanup Bureau's [Corona] not shine here, but even all forces other than the ocean, tides, and storms will be suppressed by the entire plane. When other people come in, they may not be able to exert even 30% of their full strength.

What if the God of Food comes? Even if he is so strong, can he still beat the three of us who are as strong as the Pillar God with less than 30% of his strength?"

It starts again...

Seeing her husband saying "I have the advantage" again after just a few words, the Crown Mermaid said with a headache:
“In the Tide Realm, we don’t have to fear the Cleansing Bureau, but it’s not a question of whether we are afraid or not, it’s just that there is no need for it!

Although we were hostile to the Cleanup Bureau in the past, we have been at peace for so many years and there haven't been any large-scale conflicts for a long time. Is it necessary to offend them for something like this?"

"Why isn't it necessary?"

The old mermaid slammed the table and shouted angrily:
"This is the provocation of the Cleanup Bureau to me! Especially since the directors who came here happen to be Scorpio and Cancer! Have you forgotten? If it weren't for those two damned humans..."

"You also said that, that was all in the past!"

The mermaid seemed a little annoyed. For the first time, she interrupted her husband and said with a slightly annoyed look:
"I'm not against you taking revenge, but those humans who were your enemies have all died of old age hundreds of years ago! The directors of the Cleanup Bureau have even been replaced by several groups of people. Is there any point in you still thinking about these things now?"

"I……"

Seeing his wife getting angry, the old mermaid's neck shrank slightly, and then he turned his head away and snorted coldly:
"It's fine if I don't continue to provoke them, but at most I will not interfere in what happens next. And don't even think about asking me to go and rescue those two directors. I don't have the habit of licking the butts of the Cleanup Bureau!"

"..."

You old man! You should let Evangeline piss you off to death!
Looking at her husband whose mind was as stubborn as a turtle's shell, the crown mermaid couldn't help but say angrily:

"Are the Cleanup Bureau and the God of Cookery stupid? Can't they see that you did this on purpose? If you don't pull out those two directors who are trapped in the cold spring, do you think they will let you go?"

"What if they don't give up?"

After repeating his previous answer, the old mermaid curled his lips and said:

"The Sea Eye will be sealed in a few days. By then, all three sea tribes will be in the Tidal Realm. If the Cleanup Bureau is capable, let that God of Food come in to find me!"

"you!"

"Of course, I'm not totally denying them a chance."

Glancing at his wife who was glaring at him, the old mermaid hesitated for a moment, then said reluctantly:

"It's not impossible for me to rescue them, but the reason why the two directors are trapped in the cold spring is ultimately because of their own incompetence. If you want me to help, you'll have to pay a price!"

"What are you going to do?"

"I'm not making trouble. I want them to show the right attitude!"

The old mermaid hummed:
"If that God of Food really comes, then tell him that he can ask me to help rescue the people, but they have to come to the Cleanup Bureau to beg me for help!"

……

"Listen to me, based on my understanding of that old man, he will 100% use this to control you!"

After carrying the frostbitten Miss Salted Fish into the water channel, the beautiful mermaid helped her daughter pick the thin ice on her tail fin while vowing to Leon beside her:
"No one knows him better than me. That old bastard has a brain harder than a reef and a temper worse than fish shit! And he is the most hostile person to you humans among the three sea tribes, bar none!"

"..."

“Before Wendy came back last time, he had dug through the ice on the seabed with the other two clan leaders, and then suddenly disappeared for a few days. He was either recovering from his injuries or was trapped for a few days.

I guess he suffered a lot from this, so he blocked the news and tricked the two directors of your Cleanup Bureau into falling under the ice."

"..."

“But since that old bastard has escaped, it proves that he has a way to escape from under the ice. But given his attitude towards you humans and the Cleanup Bureau, it is absolutely impossible for him to rescue them. Even if Mother can persuade him, that old bastard will definitely put forward some very harsh conditions.

Sir Lyon, if you believe me, then when you see him later, don't say anything and let me communicate directly. I guarantee that in less than five minutes, I can make him rush to rescue people with you."

"Thank...thank you?"

After listening to the analysis of the beautiful mermaid woman with a somewhat awkward expression, Leon couldn't help but ask after being prompted by Miss Salty Fish's expression of "You'd better not believe her":

"Madam Evangeline, could you please tell me in advance how you plan to convince the leader of the Vortex Clan?"

"Easy! Just say Wendy is pregnant with your child!"

“……”I knew it!

In the eyes of Leon who was three parts speechless and seven parts relieved, the mermaid lady said excitedly:
“After we go in later, if only my mother is here, forget it, she won’t buy it. But if only that old bastard is here, then you just have to watch my show!

At that time, you will be like in "Revenge of the Young Wife", saying that although you still love Wendy deeply, you cannot accept her black-hearted grandfather, and you cannot bear the strange looks from others.

If he insists on watching her die without helping her, you, unable to escape the worldly gaze, can only be like the protagonist in the revenge story, reluctantly abandoning Wendy and the child, and choosing to spend the rest of your life with the more beautiful me..."

"???"

No... She can’t accept her black-hearted grandfather, but can accept herself as a philanderer?
And! He couldn't stand the strange looks, so he abandoned Miss Salty Fish and chose to spend the rest of his life with her mother? Wouldn't this be even more worthy of strange looks? Where did you watch these messed-up dramas?

After silently making a note in his heart and deciding to set up a review department as soon as he returned to the real world to carefully review the heaven-defying drama of the Kingdom of Seol, Leon decisively shook his head and rejected the proposal of the mermaid beauty, and then couldn't help but complain:
“Madam Evangeline, I think the purpose of your proposal is not so much to help me ask him to rescue the person, but rather to severely provoke the leader of the Vortex Clan and make him so angry that he has a cerebral thrombosis…”

"Cerebral thrombosis?"

The beautiful mermaid asked doubtfully:
"what is that?"

"Um... cerebral thrombosis is an old age disease. It is easy to be dangerous due to emotional loss of control and excessive blood flow... But don't even think about it! With the physical fitness of the leader of the vortex clan, it is impossible for him to get this disease! What I said just now was just a metaphor!"

"Tsk..."

After listening to Leon’s supplement, the beautiful mermaid woman couldn’t help but sigh, with obvious disappointment in her eyes, but she still held on to the last hope and asked:
"Is it really impossible? There is no chance at all?"

"no!"

During the two days of continuous bombing, Lyon had already begun to get used to the beautiful mermaid woman's "kind father and filial daughter" qualities, but seeing that she was so eager for the leader of the vortex clan to die soon, he couldn't help but glance in the direction of Miss Salted Fish with a little sympathy.

Miss Salted Fish, who was embarrassed by her mother's nonsense, had already given up resisting completely. She changed her race from mermaid to ostrich and buried her pretty face in the mermaid's chest, pretending that she had not heard anything.

In a sense, it's really hard for you to have such a native family...

Looking at Miss Salty Fish's red neck, Leon couldn't help but shake his head helplessly, and then took the initiative to change the subject:
"I'll do it myself. I won't bother you with negotiating with the leader of the vortex race... Madam Evangeline, could you please tell me why your father is so hostile to humans? Is it because of the war between the sea people and the Cleanup Bureau in the past?"

"That's right..."

Hearing Leon ask this, the beautiful mermaid woman couldn't help but pause for a moment, then pursed her lips and said softly:

“In fact, that old bastard has more than one child. He has an older brother and an older sister before me. I am only his third child. But because of the war between him and you humans, his two children were taken away by your Cleanup Bureau.

Besides, I just don’t get along with that old bastard, but my eldest brother and second sister are different. They both have a good relationship with that old bastard… well… maybe it’s mainly because that old bastard used to be a decent person, not as rigid and annoying as he is now, and he wouldn’t yell at people at every turn. It’s a pity…”

When she said this, the beautiful mermaid clenched her fists slightly, and said with a slightly gloomy expression:

"Unfortunately, not long after my second sister came of age, the most intense conflict since the ceasefire broke out between your Cleanup Bureau and the Earth Descendants, dragging our three sea tribes into it. Then my eldest brother and second sister..."

That's it...

Looking at the slightly sad expression on the beautiful mermaid's face, Leon couldn't help but fall silent.

No wonder the leader of the vortex clan hates humans so much. It turns out that two of the three children died in the war with the Cleanup Bureau. It is understandable if you think about it this way...

"They are all mixed up with you humans."

"what???"

Under Leon's confused gaze, the mermaid woman sighed and said:

“The first to have problems was the second sister. Her personality was a bit like Wendy’s. They were both very soft-hearted and couldn’t bear to see their compatriots suffer.

When the Earth Miao descendants wanted to detonate all the volcanoes, many submarine volcanoes were also affected. Several sea tribes in the Moon-Blinding Sea did not have time to evacuate. When my second sister went to help, she was seriously injured and fainted. She was rescued by the then Cancer Director of your Cleanup Bureau, and she was recovering from her injuries..."

"Are you attracted to each other?"

"No, it was drunken sex."

The beautiful mermaid shook her head, then raised a finger and shook it, emphasizing:

“And it hit the target in one shot.”

"..."

Damn it! I don't need to take this up on you!
In the face of Leon's extremely tense expression, the mermaid woman sighed:
"My second sister has the same physique as Wendy. She would blush if she had a little bit of alcohol, and she did have some feelings for the person who saved her... Anyway, that old bastard had a life-and-death fight with your Cleanup Bureau, and when he returned home with a belly full of anger, my second sister's belly just happened to be swollen."

"after that……"

"Then your Cleanup Bureau came to snatch people away."

The mermaid lady spread her hands and said:
"That old bastard locked up my second sister, planning to let her out after the then Cancer director died of old age. Then you, the Cleanup Bureau, simply knocked on the door, beat up the old bastard, and then forcibly took her away in front of him. You also kidnapped my eldest brother."

"Your elder brother? What's wrong with him?"

"It's also drunken and disorderly."

The mermaid lady spread her hands and said:
"It can be said that they got acquainted after fighting, and then they got together after drinking too much. The woman was the Scorpio director of your Cleanup Bureau at the time, and she was also pregnant at the time, so she was also kidnapped by your Cleanup Bureau."

"what???"

"What's wrong?"

The beautiful mermaid asked doubtfully:
"One of them is Wendy's uncle, and the other is Wendy's aunt. Is it strange that they have similar physiques?"

"..."

Reasonable! Too damn reasonable!
"In short, because the two children were taken away by the Cleanup Bureau and were regarded as traitors by the Three Earth Tribes and the Three Feather Tribes, that old bastard began to change and became more and more hostile to you humans. Especially when the eldest brother and the second sister occasionally brought the children back to visit, he would lose his temper every time..."

At this point, the beautiful mermaid couldn't help but sigh and concluded with a gloomy look:
"Blame the war!"

"..."

Blame it on the war! What the hell does your family's shit have to do with the war? Instead of hating humans, why don't you just stop drinking!!!

(End of this chapter)