Chapter 1105 I’m sorry if you have to talk like this!
Chapter 1105 I’m sorry if you keep talking like this!
Looking at the beautiful mermaid in front of him, who had a rather melancholy expression and clearly expressed her hatred for war, the corners of Leon's mouth could not help but twitch wildly.
The way the war "took away" the two children of the leader of the vortex clan was really too abstract, and there were so many points to complain about that I didn't even know where to start complaining.
Whether it's the salted fish family's ancestral habit of having sex after drinking and their super fertility, or the two salted fish who didn't forget to have sex even in the face of a racial war, it really destroyed people's three views.
To be honest, it’s not a good idea to think this way, but compared to this situation that makes people speechless and feel that “the world is really a makeshift team”, those two guys might as well be killed by the Cleanup Bureau…
"Don't listen to her nonsense!"
After a long while, I didn't hear Leon reply. Miss Salted Fish stole a glance at him and saw that Leon's face was pale and blue, and his worldview was obviously greatly shocked. She couldn't help but correct him:
"That's not the case! She's talking nonsense! Aunt Jasmine is dignified, gentle, and very kind. She is the kind of person who would feel sad when she sees an animal get hurt.
At that time, the Earth Miao people deliberately detonated the volcano in order to make you, the Cleanup Bureau, run around to put out fires, so that you could take the opportunity to gather your forces to fight the enemy with more people, and even invited us, the Sea Clan, to join in the fight."
“At that time, my grandfather seemed to mean that the sea tribes affected by the underwater volcano were all mixed blood and were not within the scope of the three sea tribes, so there was no need to care about them. It would be better to join forces with the descendants of the earth and see if we could get some benefits.
But Aunt Jasmine felt that although those sea creatures were not descendants of the sea, they were still our compatriots and we couldn’t just ignore them, so she had a big quarrel with Grandpa and then ran to rescue them.
And because Aunt Jasmine was very soft-hearted, she not only saved the sea creatures that were hurt by the underwater volcano, but also saved the humans she met on the way. In the end, she was so tired from saving so many people that she made a mistake and almost died in the underwater volcano of the Moon-Blinding Sea. She was saved by her uncle who followed her quietly all the way. "
"Yeah."
The beautiful mermaid nodded repeatedly upon hearing this, and said with an expression of agreement:
"That stalker. He followed her almost all the way and then took your aunt away when she passed out."
"Shut up! Stop talking nonsense!!!"
After quickly blocking the mermaid's mouth, Miss Salted Fish hurriedly clarified:
“My uncle is not a stalker! He was also dealing with the erupting volcano, but he ran slower than Aunt Jasmine, so he had to follow behind.
And my aunt said that Aunt Jasmine was also very nice. Although there were many conflicts between the Cleanup Bureau and our sea descendants at that time, and it was almost on the verge of an all-out war, he was still like my aunt, and would save both humans and sea creatures. So I admired Aunt Jasmine, who was also kind.
It was just that because Aunt Jasmine was from the sea tribe and the two sides were in conflict at the time, Uncle didn’t know what her attitude was towards the Cleanup Bureau, so he didn’t come out to see her. But when he saw Aunt Jasmine was in danger, he rushed out to help. "
When she said this, Miss Xianyu paused for a moment, then she unconsciously put her hands in front of her chest, blushed slightly and said with longing eyes:
"Then when my aunt was recovering from her injuries, she found that although my uncle was a human, he had saved many sea creatures equally and was a kind person just like her. So she admired my uncle very much and bravely expressed her love to him.
Although my uncle also had a good impression of my aunt, he felt that the lifespan of humans and sea creatures was very different. If he was with my aunt, it would only make her live in pain for the rest of her life, so he refused to agree.
Then Aunt Jasmine took him to drink and told Uncle that she didn’t care about these things. If she stayed with Uncle, her second half of life would just be painful, but if she missed Uncle, she would definitely regret it for the rest of her life, and then…”
"Then, taking advantage of the alcohol, they got together that night, and they came right away... um?"
"Ahhhh! You're talking nonsense!"
"I'm not talking nonsense!"
After pulling away the hand covering her mouth, the beautiful mermaid said with a look of disgust:
"Don't listen to your aunt's nonsense. She is too embarrassed to tell you directly what happened, so she only picks out the nice things to say. In my opinion, she and your uncle fell in love with each other, and then they got together while drunk..."
"That's not the case!!!"
"What's not? If they didn't have sex while drunk, how did your cousin get here?
Also, if your aunt wasn't young and pretty, would your uncle be willing to chase her like a pervert? If your aunt wasn't half as pretty as me, your uncle would at most save her and that would be it. Would he be so kind to help her recover from her injuries?"
"You... that uncle must be different!"
Furious at the mermaid's extremely ruinous remarks, Miss Salted Fish stamped her feet in anger... flicked her tail, then gritted her teeth and said:
“My uncle also disagreed with grandpa’s idea and thought that sea creatures could coexist with humans. However, out of respect for grandpa, he did not object at first and instead cooperated with grandpa to fight against the Cleanup Bureau.
But after meeting his aunt, he saw the possibility of peaceful coexistence between the two tribes in her, and was attracted by her intelligence and tenacity, and then..."
"Then we got tired of fighting and drank a couple of glasses together, and then we rolled together under the influence of alcohol."
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Miss Salted Fish was furious.
"You're talking nonsense! Uncle and aunt are truly in love! They still miss my aunt and uncle, it's not just a drunken mess... that... thing!"
"Tsk, they were attracted to each other! In short, although the reasons were different, their process was to drink first and then..."
"Shut up!!!"
"..."
(￣.￣)……
OK, I think I understand what's going on...
Looking at the mother and daughter who started fighting again after just a few words, Leon couldn't help but blink thoughtfully.
After Miss Xianyu's additional explanation, although the situation of her uncle and aunt was still a little abstract, it was finally within the scope of what normal people could understand.
I feel that the root of these two interracial romances is not the drunken promiscuity as the beautiful mermaid said, but that Miss Salty Fish's uncle and aunt did not agree with her grandfather's ideas. One regarded sea people who were not descendants of the sea as compatriots, while the other thought that sea people should coexist with humans.
In their contacts with the Cleanup Bureau, they were attracted to people with similar ideas on the Bureau's side, and came together because of their similar ideas. As for the two interracial romances, they were probably just an addition... um... or maybe it had something to do with drunken sex?
After taking a glance at the mermaid mother and daughter, who had slender and graceful figures, fair and smooth skin, and whose clothes revealed a lot and whose quarrels were quite pleasing to the eyes, Leon felt that their family's outstanding looks should have played a significant role in these two interracial romances.
As for the leader of the Liuwo clan whose two children were "stolen"... after hearing all these things, it seems that it is not difficult to understand why he is hostile to humans.
After thinking about the possible situation at that time, Leon couldn't help shaking his head, and even began to sympathize with him a little.
From the perspective of the leader of the vortex clan, the two originally good children suddenly started to "rebel" after coming into contact with humans. They were even beaten up and taken away by the Cleanup Bureau. It would be strange for him to have a good impression of the Cleanup Bureau and humans.
In addition, considering that the lifespan of sea creatures is indeed much longer than that of humans, Miss Xianyu's uncle and aunt must have passed away for a long time, while her aunt and uncle are most likely still very young, and may even come back to visit occasionally and see the leader of the Liuwo clan.
The leader of the Liuwo clan, who had tried to destroy these two interracial romances but was forcibly stopped by the Cleanup Bureau, naturally felt very upset when he saw that his two children had ended up being alone for half their lives because of the obstruction of the Cleanup Bureau.
The problem is that humans’ lifespan is indeed much shorter than that of the sea people. It has been a long time since those who had conflicts with him were killed. He doesn’t even know who to vent his anger on. This evil fire has been suppressed in his heart for too long, and his personality has naturally become distorted.
So if you think about it carefully, this old man is actually quite pitiful?
...Damn it! What's that look in his eyes? !
After exchanging glances with the God of Food who followed the unfilial daughter into the Silver Coral Palace, and looking at Leon's fan-shaped eyes that showed two parts sympathy, three parts understanding, and five parts pity, the old mermaid felt a sudden blockage in his heart, and a tsunami-like evil fire began to burst out uncontrollably!
In this world, the only thing that is more frustrating than the complacency of your enemy is that when you have spent all your time and effort to scheme against your enemy and think you have the upper hand, he looks at you with pity on his face, and there is even understanding and sympathy in his eyes!
Why do you look at me like that?
Hurt by Leon's "arrogant" look, the old merman could not help but snort angrily, and stood up directly from the throne that was specially raised temporarily, looking down at the three people who entered the Silver Coral Palace, and said angrily:
"you……"
"You old bastard, step down and let me take your place!"
"???"
Under the astonished gaze of the old mermaid, the beautiful mermaid who had taken the lead swam to the height of the Silver Coral Palace until she was at his level. Then she crossed her arms over her chest and asked with a look of disdain:
"Did you cause the incident at the Sea Eye? Did you deliberately block the news so that the two directors of the Cleanup Bureau could not find out anything and had to take the risk to dig the ice themselves? Are you planning to use this to control the Cleanup Bureau and make them come to you for help?"
"..."
"Hmph! Childish!"
"Evangeline!"
Seeing her husband's face suddenly turn pale every time he heard his daughter's words, the mermaid with the crown, who was sitting on a slightly lower chair, quickly reached out and held her husband's hand, frowned and said:
"Don't talk nonsense! This has nothing to do with your father!
He was just recovering from his injuries recently and had no time to take care of the two directors. He was also worried that it would cause panic, so he blocked the news. He was not targeting the two directors in particular. "
"Ah."
The words of the crown mermaid seemed to have some weight. After glancing at the old stubborn man whose face turned red and white, the beautiful mermaid curled her lips and said nothing, which was regarded as her agreement with this statement. However, the contempt on her face immediately became three times stronger.
Okay, for your mother’s sake, I won’t expose your shortcomings… But I originally thought you were just rigid and stubborn, but I didn’t expect that when you get older, you would start to be too timid… Haha, I’m too lazy to say anything to you!
"Mother!"
Worriedly looking at her grandfather who was panting and had a purple face on the throne, Miss Salty Fish could not help but quickly pull her mother and said anxiously:
"What nonsense are you talking about! Grandpa is not that kind of person!"
"Hmm? Did I just say what was in my heart?"
After covering her cherry-like mouth with her hand in surprise, the beautiful mermaid couldn't help but blink her big sea-blue eyes and said with regret:
"Oh, sorry, I... did it on purpose!"
"Evangeline!"
"Even if you yell at me, I'll still say it~"
After rolling her eyes at the angry Crown Mermaid, the beautiful mermaid snorted:
"It's because you've always spoiled him that he became the stubborn old man he is now! If you had been able to..."
"enough!"
He raised his hand and slammed the table, interrupting the beautiful mermaid. The old mermaid, who was so angry that his eyes were wide open, shook off his wife's hand, turned his head to look at Leon who was looking strange beside Miss Salted Fish, and shouted with a sullen face:
"Evangeline is right! I did it on purpose! I had no obligation to share the intelligence that I and other clan leaders gathered with you, the Cleanup Bureau!"
"..."
This old man... is indeed a bit annoying...
Seeing the old mermaid who was provoked by the beautiful mermaid and then directly transferred his anger to himself, Leon couldn't help but frowned, and then, considering that he was excusable, he said calmly:
“Sir, there is no direct conflict between our Cleanup Bureau and the Sea Clan, so there is no need for us to be hostile to each other.
And if the problem of seabed ice can be solved as soon as possible, it will be good for you sea people, so I hope you can be more rational and cooperate with our Cleanup Bureau..."
"I have no interest in working with monkeys!"
Seeing Leon, who seemed to be polite but probably didn’t take him seriously, the old merman couldn’t help but snorted:
"Your people were trapped by the cold spring because of their own incompetence! And the problem this time was originally your ocean eye. We, the Tidal Realm, were implicated by you! Don't think that..."
"Your Excellency the Chief!"
Even a clay man has a temper. The little sympathy he has for the old merman is far from enough to make Leon submit to him.
After raising his voice to interrupt the merman, Leon tried to explain gently:
"I'm afraid this incident can't be considered a burden, right? The reason why the Tidal Realm was formed was because you, the Sea Clan, cut off half of the Eye of the Sea in the real world, so the Tidal Realm can also be considered a part of the real world..."
"fart!"
The old mermaid heard this and said angrily:
"The present world is the present world, and the tidal world is the tidal world. They have been separated for a long time! And even if the Sea Eye originated from the present world, so what? Does everything in the present world belong to your Cleanup Bureau?"
"That's not what I meant, and that's not the point of this issue."
Looking at the mermaid in front of him whose heart was slightly out of control, Leon couldn't help but frowned, and then tried to persuade rationally:
“Sir, I know that you can lead the three sea tribes to hide in the tidal world and will not be affected by the ice on the seabed, but the sea tribe is also a part of the real world after all. If you can solve the ice problem, it will also be a good thing for your sea tribe.
So I sincerely hope that we can cooperate with the Sea Tribe this time. If you don’t want to work with us, just reveal a little information about the ice and the whereabouts of the two directors, and we at the Cleanup Bureau will still acknowledge your help.”
"Heh, do I need your Cleanup Bureau to admit it?"
"Grandpa!"
Seeing that Leon's face darkened slightly, Miss Salty Fish couldn't help but panic, and hurriedly grabbed Leon's arm, and then hurriedly said to the old mermaid:
"Mr. Lyon came with good intentions! You can't do this..."
"It's useless what he brings!"
Perhaps because he was greatly provoked by the beautiful mermaid, the old mermaid, who was completely out of control, shouted angrily as he looked at his granddaughter who had perfectly inherited the ideals of the eldest son and the second daughter and once again stood on the side of the humans:
"Give up on this idea! Even if the seafloor freezes all the way to the Tidal World, even if we go to war with the Cleanup Bureau again, I will never cooperate with you humans!"
(End of this chapter)