Hogwarts: I am truly a model wizard

On a sunny afternoon, Kyle finally received the admission letter he had longed for and came to Hogwarts, the thousand-year-old prestigious school.
Kyle lives a fulfilling life here. In addition to studying every day, he also uses his spare time to grow vegetables and flowers, or go to the dark underground secret room to provide psychological counseling to a small animal that has been abandoned for a thousand years.
Dumbledore: Kyle is an honest, brave, kind and sincere boy.
Professor McGonagall: The headmaster is right. Kyle never breaks school rules.
Snape: Ah yes, yes...
Quirrell thought so, until one day, he pushed open the trapdoor and jumped into a room full of biting kale...